Welcome to the Greatest Show! {CoC #002}
Mar 26, 2021 8:40:27 GMT -5
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Post by Twiztid Insane on Mar 26, 2021 8:40:27 GMT -5
KILL YA HOMIE: So… can we keep the gig?
The scene kicks in with the Carnival of Carnage standing in the JTV studio, standing in front of them is the JTV Champion, Twiztid Insane, and his loyal homie, D.
D: Aye man, it’s your show. You get the final say.
Twiztid looks at his two homies, then back at D.
TWIZTID INSANE: …You two can keep the gig.
KYH and Rist Kutta high five, before looking back at Twiztid.
TWIZTID INSANE: You better keep up the quality of segments tho, especially with this CW Tag Title match coming up. You’ve got hella talent in that match, and yous are relatively unknown in AW. You’re goin against two of my Devils Gate homies here… they’re two tough muthafuckos, don’t get it twisted. Even tho they ain’t been teamin full time for as long as you two have, it's still gonna be tough as fuck. Sara Pettis ain't a joke. Neither is Void. So you already know that while you two are my boys, I can't pick sides here. I can't chose one or the other, man. Devil's Gate has been killing it lately, man. Like you two have only just jumped back into this tag thing, you won one match. Now you're gettin' a shot at the fuckin tag belts, yo. That right there is fucking mental.
RIST KUTTA: Damn right it is! But it don't mean that we shouldn't be taken as seriously. We beat the former champs for fucksakes. That's massive!
D: It would've been bigger if they probably weren't still concussed, Jay. The peeps in the back and in that match will hold an asterisk next to that victory for you guys. You didn't beat them at 100%.
RIST KUTTA: We still beat them tho, didn't we?
TWIZTID INSANE: You did, homie. We ain't takin' that away from you. But you're gonna have to go and give one hundred and ten percent in this next match, whatever the fuck that is, to prove that it wasn't a fluke. To prove you two deserve to be in this match, and that if you two win this match, that you deserve to be on top of the cruiserweight tag division.
The scene kicks in with the Carnival of Carnage standing in the JTV studio, standing in front of them is the JTV Champion, Twiztid Insane, and his loyal homie, D.
D: Aye man, it’s your show. You get the final say.
Twiztid looks at his two homies, then back at D.
TWIZTID INSANE: …You two can keep the gig.
KYH and Rist Kutta high five, before looking back at Twiztid.
TWIZTID INSANE: You better keep up the quality of segments tho, especially with this CW Tag Title match coming up. You’ve got hella talent in that match, and yous are relatively unknown in AW. You’re goin against two of my Devils Gate homies here… they’re two tough muthafuckos, don’t get it twisted. Even tho they ain’t been teamin full time for as long as you two have, it's still gonna be tough as fuck. Sara Pettis ain't a joke. Neither is Void. So you already know that while you two are my boys, I can't pick sides here. I can't chose one or the other, man. Devil's Gate has been killing it lately, man. Like you two have only just jumped back into this tag thing, you won one match. Now you're gettin' a shot at the fuckin tag belts, yo. That right there is fucking mental.
RIST KUTTA: Damn right it is! But it don't mean that we shouldn't be taken as seriously. We beat the former champs for fucksakes. That's massive!
D: It would've been bigger if they probably weren't still concussed, Jay. The peeps in the back and in that match will hold an asterisk next to that victory for you guys. You didn't beat them at 100%.
RIST KUTTA: We still beat them tho, didn't we?
TWIZTID INSANE: You did, homie. We ain't takin' that away from you. But you're gonna have to go and give one hundred and ten percent in this next match, whatever the fuck that is, to prove that it wasn't a fluke. To prove you two deserve to be in this match, and that if you two win this match, that you deserve to be on top of the cruiserweight tag division.
KILL YA HOMIE: You already know we will, Charlie.
TWIZTID INSANE: You also better keep going with this Hatchet Action News thing on JTV, homie. That shit brought the viewers in!
RIST KUTTA: You already know we will... matter of fact we've already started to get the apartment set up with all the equipment and that so we can continue it there.
Twiz and D share a look, before looking back at them.
TWIZTID INSANE: So that studio apartment thing wasn't a joke?
TWIZTID INSANE: You also better keep going with this Hatchet Action News thing on JTV, homie. That shit brought the viewers in!
RIST KUTTA: You already know we will... matter of fact we've already started to get the apartment set up with all the equipment and that so we can continue it there.
Twiz and D share a look, before looking back at them.
TWIZTID INSANE: So that studio apartment thing wasn't a joke?
KILL YA HOMIE: Nah man, we was legit about that. Gotta stick to our roots, ya know?
TWIZTID INSANE: I respect the grind, homie. You sure you guys don't wanna use the studio?
RIST KUTTA: Yeah man, trust. Like we respect the fuck outta you for giving us the opportunity to do this on your show. We don't wanna leech of you some more, ya know what we're sayin?
TWIZTID INSANE: I respect the grind, homie. You sure you guys don't wanna use the studio?
RIST KUTTA: Yeah man, trust. Like we respect the fuck outta you for giving us the opportunity to do this on your show. We don't wanna leech of you some more, ya know what we're sayin?
KILL YA HOMIE: Look man, we'd love to stay and chat some more. But you got a show to run and we gotta get our shit prepared. Let's go out there and kill it!
The group says their goodbyes and go about their separate ways.
(continuation from 'Juggalo TV: Huggalo vs Juggalo II', go read that first.)
As the scene fades we can hear the same voice that opens up JTV continue here.
"AND NOW PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE TO YOU... THE UNDEFEATED CRUISERCLASH TAG TEAM... RIST KUTTA... KILL YA HOMIE... THE CARNIVAL... OF... CARNAGE!"
Now the scene has fully faded into a different studio, with the Hatchet Action News logo behind a bench where we can see The Carnival of Carnage sat wearing ridiculous suits and different toupees than they were wearing last week.
The group says their goodbyes and go about their separate ways.
(continuation from 'Juggalo TV: Huggalo vs Juggalo II', go read that first.)
As the scene fades we can hear the same voice that opens up JTV continue here.
"AND NOW PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE TO YOU... THE UNDEFEATED CRUISERCLASH TAG TEAM... RIST KUTTA... KILL YA HOMIE... THE CARNIVAL... OF... CARNAGE!"
Now the scene has fully faded into a different studio, with the Hatchet Action News logo behind a bench where we can see The Carnival of Carnage sat wearing ridiculous suits and different toupees than they were wearing last week.
KILL YA HOMIE: Whoop Whoop Juggalos and Juggalettes. Time for the news.
The Hatchet Action News logo goes across the screen.
RIST KUTTA: WE UNDEFEATED BAYBEE! That's right folks. If you didn't catch the most recent episode of CruiserClash, you really should. We had our first match in AW and we won! But that isn't the only good piece of news to come from that...
The Hatchet Action News logo goes across the screen.
RIST KUTTA: WE UNDEFEATED BAYBEE! That's right folks. If you didn't catch the most recent episode of CruiserClash, you really should. We had our first match in AW and we won! But that isn't the only good piece of news to come from that...
KILL YA HOMIE: That's right, WE GOT OURSELVES A TITLE MATCH! We beat the former champs, Pineapple Lemonade...
RIST KUTTA: ...Promenade.
RIST KUTTA: ...Promenade.
KILL YA HOMIE: ...which has put us in contention for the belts at Timebomb! But it ain't just gonna be a regular match. No no no... that would make it too easy.
RIST KUTTA: Nah man, instead they put us in this fuckin' Outlaw Mudshow bullshit. Five other teams are involved, but none of us know what the fuck we're doin' in this bullshit.
RIST KUTTA: Nah man, instead they put us in this fuckin' Outlaw Mudshow bullshit. Five other teams are involved, but none of us know what the fuck we're doin' in this bullshit.
KILL YA HOMIE: Let's talk 'bout the teams we facing... shall we?
The Hatchet Action News logo goes across the screen as the scene goes into KYH and Kutta standing in front of a whiteboard in lab coats, KYH is holding a ruler for... reasons?
The Hatchet Action News logo goes across the screen as the scene goes into KYH and Kutta standing in front of a whiteboard in lab coats, KYH is holding a ruler for... reasons?
KILL YA HOMIE: Now we don't have a lot of time left with you's here today. But what we want to do is break down our opponents for the "Backyard Mud Slop" match. So let's start with...
KYH points the ruler to Red White & Bruised.
KYH points the ruler to Red White & Bruised.
KILL YA HOMIE: Red White and Blue- I mean Bruised. You see, they have already expressed deep disdain for this matchup. So they will more than likely want to get in and out rather quickly, so I do not see them walking away here with the win for that simple reason.
RIST KUTTA: NEXT!
Ruler moves and is now pointing to Pineapple Promenade
RIST KUTTA: NEXT!
Ruler moves and is now pointing to Pineapple Promenade
KILL YA HOMIE: Pineapple Lemonade...
RIST KUTTA: Promenade
RIST KUTTA: Promenade
KILL YA HOMIE: We beat them already, took them to their limits. So we got their numbers, no doubt. As much as they probably want to take their titles back, I don't see it happening. We just built different.
RIST KUTTA: NEXT!
Ruler now points to The Gatecrashers
RIST KUTTA: NEXT!
Ruler now points to The Gatecrashers
KILL YA HOMIE: Sara Pettis and VOID... NOW! They-
RIST KUTTA: Aye man, we can't talk too much shit 'bout them. They Charlies homies AND they with Devils Gate, Devil's Gate funds JTV which in turn funds our show.
RIST KUTTA: Aye man, we can't talk too much shit 'bout them. They Charlies homies AND they with Devils Gate, Devil's Gate funds JTV which in turn funds our show.
KILL YA HOMIE: Don't get ya panties in a fuckin' bunch. I got this. NOW... VOID has a serious case of what I like to call the "Nic Nemeth Syndrome". Dudes got all the fuckin' talent in the goddamn world, but he just can't quite reach the brass ring... not to mention that Sara Pettis has a serious case of (raging) Dead Partner Syndrome. Which will probably keep her mindset not too focused on the match, often times wondering... kinda like Charlie and him talking to himself... anyways, we're getting off topic. Plus they've only started teamin' just recently, haven't they?
RIST KUTTA: Indeed they have. Now we move onto our next and final opponents in this matchup.
The ruler now points to the current CruiserClash Tag Team Champions... The Two Gents.
RIST KUTTA: Indeed they have. Now we move onto our next and final opponents in this matchup.
The ruler now points to the current CruiserClash Tag Team Champions... The Two Gents.
KILL YA HOMIE: Don't get it 'Twiztid', we got mad respect for the current champs.
RIST KUTTA: 'But they're all proper blokes and that, innit gov'na?'
RIST KUTTA: 'But they're all proper blokes and that, innit gov'na?'
KILL YA HOMIE: They're not Cockneys, you fuckin' dickhead... at least I don't think they are... but I do like where your head's at... you're right! They're probably thinking that they're the champs, and they shouldn't be defending in a backyard mud show... and they've never faced us before. They don't know we have experience in the backyard. We used to wrestling in Charlie's companies that he had in the yard. We know what they fuck to do and how to use everything to our advantage. So that...
The pair flip the whiteboard over to reveal the other side of it, which shows the both of them standing atop every other team in the match.
RIST KUTTA: ...is why the fuck we're gonna walk out of that match, the new Cruiserweight tag champs!
The pair flip the whiteboard over to reveal the other side of it, which shows the both of them standing atop every other team in the match.
RIST KUTTA: ...is why the fuck we're gonna walk out of that match, the new Cruiserweight tag champs!
KILL YA HOMIE: You best watch this match, yo. I promise it'll be worth it.
RIST KUTTA: Thank y'all for joining us today. Much Mutha Fuckin Wicked Clown Love, y'all. WHOOP WHOOP!
With those words, the scene fades to black. The JTV logo being the last thing you see.
RIST KUTTA: Thank y'all for joining us today. Much Mutha Fuckin Wicked Clown Love, y'all. WHOOP WHOOP!
With those words, the scene fades to black. The JTV logo being the last thing you see.