Juggalo TV Episode Eight: Juggalo vs Huggalo II | #011
Mar 26, 2021 0:10:57 GMT -5
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Post by Twiztid Insane on Mar 26, 2021 0:10:57 GMT -5
"GATHER ROUND JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES FOR THE GREATEST SHOW IN TOWN! This right here is the EIGHTH episode of Juggalo TV so prepare yourselves for one of, if not, the greatest internet talk shows that you will ever witness... and now... please allow me to introduce to you, your Ringmaster… THE ACTION WRESTLING JUGGALO TV CHAMPION... TWIZTID... IN... SANEEEEEE!"
As the introduction finishes, the cameras fade into the JTV newsroom where we can see the AW TV Champion, the backyard legend, Twiztid Insane.
TWIZTID INSANE: Whoop Whoop Muthafuckos and Muthafuckettes, it's ya muthafuckin boy Twiztid Insane coming BACK at you live with another episode of the award winning internet news show, Juggalo TV. Hope all of y'all watched my first defence, cause that's what I'll be talking about for the main part of todays episode, before I pass you off onto KYH and Rist Kutta for the actual news bit of the show.
Twiz then looks down at his notes, then back up at the camera.
TWIZTID INSANE: NOW! I dunno if y'all at home know this yet, but my next title defence will be against the one and only, The Master of 1004 hugs, The Resident Huggalo, Debra Monroe! That's right, y'all. We tore the fuckin' house down last time so now management has decided to put us up against each other once again! Which I'm all for. Debra was one hell of a challenge, so I'm keen to go against her again. But again, Debra. I gotta tell it to you how it is. This belt is lookin' nice over my shoulder. I'm still getting used to the idea that I am even the champion. So I gotta go and prove to the whole world, but most importantly to my muthafuckin' Juggalos and Juggalettes that are watchin' me at home, that I am what I say I am. That I WILL be one of the greatest TV Champions that AW has ever seen. I might hold this belt as long as Downfall or Ash Blake, but I know that I'll give it my all each and every week, giving every last ounce of fight that my body can muster, show that I can still hang with one of the most talented rosters I've ever been a part of and can still be as dominant inside that ring like I once was.
Charlie chuckles to himself
TWIZTID INSANE: Debra earned my respect in that last match we had. She took me to my limit in that match, she legit has what it takes to be a major player in AW. One of the dopest muthafuckin' people I've faced in my run here so far. I have nothin' but good things to say about her. But business is business. This belt is gonna stay with me. Debra, you're gonna have to bring your A game if you're lookin' to take this belt away from me. Because this belt means so fucking much to me. To me... to me it's a symbol of all the hardships I've faced in my life. It shows that I am worth this spot on the roster. It shows that I can overcome anything to reach the top of the mountain, to reach everything that I was told was impossible after I broke my legs. To prove all the doubter and critics wrong, to keep the Juggalo lifestyle in public eyes and show that for most people, it wasn't "just a phase". That this is a lifetime thing for some people, yo. That this will be what the fuck I'm doin' till the day I drop and they bury me six feet under. I'll be reppin' the culture till my very last breath.
TWIZTID INSANE: You know, that's kinda like how I feel about my wrestling career. This second run for me will more than likely be my last. The day I get told by the doctors that I can’t keep putting off these injuries is the day I’ll be hanging up the hatchetman jersey for good. But that day ain’t here yet. What I’m gonna be doin’ at Timebomb is do what I always do when I step out onto that stage. Which is put the best match I possibly can for you lot. Now this match here will be against one of my favourite people to go against in the AW. Debra Monroe. Now... now Debra. You're on the up and up here, winning a couple matches, losing to me most recently... which was a great fuckin' match. Highly recommend you lot check it out if you can, it was pretty fuckin' dope. Look, Debra. You're one kickass huggalette. You deadass have got what it takes to be one of the next big things in AW, you just gotta keep that fire and intensity up. It took me how long to get my first title here, near four and a half months to get to this spot... plus the near ten year break I had trying to get back to this spot. I ain't looking to give this up just yet... I'm just getting started with this run. I'm coming in with all the momentum in the world behind me and the whole Juggalo nation watching me. I fight for each and every one of them with this title. Come hell or high water, Debra. I WILL be walking out of Timebomb with my Television Championship... because it is my destiny to do so. Now I ain't got much time left here with yous today. So before I pass yous over to Kill Ya Homie and Rist Kutta, I just wanna say that without your support I probably wouldn't be in this spot here today. Seriously, yo. Much Mutha Fuckin Wicked Clown Love, y'all... and Debra, I'll be seeing you REAL soon, homie. WHOOP WHOOP!
With those last words the scene fades out of the JTV studio and into...
As the introduction finishes, the cameras fade into the JTV newsroom where we can see the AW TV Champion, the backyard legend, Twiztid Insane.
TWIZTID INSANE: Whoop Whoop Muthafuckos and Muthafuckettes, it's ya muthafuckin boy Twiztid Insane coming BACK at you live with another episode of the award winning internet news show, Juggalo TV. Hope all of y'all watched my first defence, cause that's what I'll be talking about for the main part of todays episode, before I pass you off onto KYH and Rist Kutta for the actual news bit of the show.
Twiz then looks down at his notes, then back up at the camera.
TWIZTID INSANE: NOW! I dunno if y'all at home know this yet, but my next title defence will be against the one and only, The Master of 1004 hugs, The Resident Huggalo, Debra Monroe! That's right, y'all. We tore the fuckin' house down last time so now management has decided to put us up against each other once again! Which I'm all for. Debra was one hell of a challenge, so I'm keen to go against her again. But again, Debra. I gotta tell it to you how it is. This belt is lookin' nice over my shoulder. I'm still getting used to the idea that I am even the champion. So I gotta go and prove to the whole world, but most importantly to my muthafuckin' Juggalos and Juggalettes that are watchin' me at home, that I am what I say I am. That I WILL be one of the greatest TV Champions that AW has ever seen. I might hold this belt as long as Downfall or Ash Blake, but I know that I'll give it my all each and every week, giving every last ounce of fight that my body can muster, show that I can still hang with one of the most talented rosters I've ever been a part of and can still be as dominant inside that ring like I once was.
Charlie chuckles to himself
TWIZTID INSANE: Debra earned my respect in that last match we had. She took me to my limit in that match, she legit has what it takes to be a major player in AW. One of the dopest muthafuckin' people I've faced in my run here so far. I have nothin' but good things to say about her. But business is business. This belt is gonna stay with me. Debra, you're gonna have to bring your A game if you're lookin' to take this belt away from me. Because this belt means so fucking much to me. To me... to me it's a symbol of all the hardships I've faced in my life. It shows that I am worth this spot on the roster. It shows that I can overcome anything to reach the top of the mountain, to reach everything that I was told was impossible after I broke my legs. To prove all the doubter and critics wrong, to keep the Juggalo lifestyle in public eyes and show that for most people, it wasn't "just a phase". That this is a lifetime thing for some people, yo. That this will be what the fuck I'm doin' till the day I drop and they bury me six feet under. I'll be reppin' the culture till my very last breath.
TWIZTID INSANE: You know, that's kinda like how I feel about my wrestling career. This second run for me will more than likely be my last. The day I get told by the doctors that I can’t keep putting off these injuries is the day I’ll be hanging up the hatchetman jersey for good. But that day ain’t here yet. What I’m gonna be doin’ at Timebomb is do what I always do when I step out onto that stage. Which is put the best match I possibly can for you lot. Now this match here will be against one of my favourite people to go against in the AW. Debra Monroe. Now... now Debra. You're on the up and up here, winning a couple matches, losing to me most recently... which was a great fuckin' match. Highly recommend you lot check it out if you can, it was pretty fuckin' dope. Look, Debra. You're one kickass huggalette. You deadass have got what it takes to be one of the next big things in AW, you just gotta keep that fire and intensity up. It took me how long to get my first title here, near four and a half months to get to this spot... plus the near ten year break I had trying to get back to this spot. I ain't looking to give this up just yet... I'm just getting started with this run. I'm coming in with all the momentum in the world behind me and the whole Juggalo nation watching me. I fight for each and every one of them with this title. Come hell or high water, Debra. I WILL be walking out of Timebomb with my Television Championship... because it is my destiny to do so. Now I ain't got much time left here with yous today. So before I pass yous over to Kill Ya Homie and Rist Kutta, I just wanna say that without your support I probably wouldn't be in this spot here today. Seriously, yo. Much Mutha Fuckin Wicked Clown Love, y'all... and Debra, I'll be seeing you REAL soon, homie. WHOOP WHOOP!
With those last words the scene fades out of the JTV studio and into...