Juggalo TV: Championship Edition {#010} | 1000 words
Mar 20, 2021 7:29:43 GMT -5
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Post by Twiztid Insane on Mar 20, 2021 7:29:43 GMT -5
"GATHER ROUND JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES FOR THE GREATEST SHOW IN TOWN! This right here is the SEVENTH episode of Juggalo TV, and this one is a special one for all the homies out there... so prepare yourselves for one of, if not, the greatest internet talk shows that you will ever witness... and now... please allow me to introduce to you, your Ringmaster… THE NEW ACTION WRESTLING TELEVISION CHAMPION... TWIZTID... IN... SANEEEEEE!"
As the introduction finishes we fade into the JTV studio, but... Twiztid Insane cannot be found. But faintly in the background we can hear him chanting something...
TWIZTID INSANE: magic magic ninja, what. magic magic ninja, what. MAGIC MAGIC NINJA, WHAT? MAGIC MAGIC NINJA, WHAT!
As the chants get closer and closer we can see Twiz finally reach the view of the camera, Television Championship draped over his shoulder.
TWIZTID INSANE: WHATS UP MUTHAFUCKOS AND MUTHAFUCKETTES? ITS YA MUTHAFUCKIN BOY COMING BACK AT YA WITH ANOTHER JTV EPISODE... AND WE GOT US THE CHAMPIONSHIP! Man. This is a day I've been waiting for since I lost the first match against Downfall. This is a massive moment not just for me, but for the whole of Devils Gate. Now we have TWO titles in the company. I proved to the world that I'm what I say I am. Which is one of the most important things to me. NOW! The first defense of the JTV Championship is against the one and only "The Countess of Monte Hug-O" Debra Monroe! This is gonna be quite the match up, I already know it ain't gonna be easy. Defending this each and every week also ain't gonna be easy. But I didn't expect it to be an easy go. That match against Downfall was probably the toughest of my career. It is one of my favourite matches I've ever competed in. I will hold that match to the highest of standards. That right there was me proving to the world I have what it takes to keep up with the newer generation of wrestlers these days. It proves that I can still go with the best of them... and if I'm bein' perfectly honest with ya, homies? Debra is one of the best out there at the minute. Coming off the back of a couple of victories, good for her. She also is a massive hugger, which is pretty cool. I'm not much for hugging, but each to their own I guess.
By this point Twiztid has managed to get himself behind the news desk, kicking his feet up on the table as he continues to speak to the camera.
TWIZTID INSANE: Now. I've said this on twitter, but I ain't lookin' to drop this belt in my first defense. I worked too hard to drop this as soon as I won this. I jumped through the hoops, I put down Downfall. I beat the seemingly unbeatable. Dethroned the longest reigning Television Champion in Action Wrestling history. Me! I was the one that put an end to that, I was the one that brought the title to Devils Gate. Debra as much as I respect you, I ain't taking it easy on you. I'm gonna give you the same intensity that I gave Downfall in our match. I'm gonna come in with that never say die attitude that won me this championship. That is gonna insure that I have myself the run of a lifetime with this belt. I'm feeling like I'm on top of the world! This has lit a new flame inside of me, this has given me the push I need to keep up the same intensity, the same fire that was inside of me back when I was wrestling in the backyards. Back when I was DTW Deathmatch Champion, ACW World Champion, BCW International Deathmatch Champ. Like this was 2009 again... this has got me in a whole different mindset than I was in before. Debra, I respect the hell outta ya. I think you have the potential to be a champion in AW one day. But that day isn't gonna be the twenty-second. That's my day. That's the day I start my reign with the Juggalo Television Championship, that's the day I send a message to every muthafucko in the back that I ain't just a pushover. That I ain't a transitional champ. That I am gonna put on a respectable showing with this belt.
Twiz stops himself, thinking for a second before continuing.
TWIZTID INSANE: Not that losing to you wouldn't be respectable. I'm just sayin that I dont wanna lose this belt within a week of winning it, ya know?
D: CHARLIE!
The cameras pan to show D standing off to the side.
D: Get on with it! We gotta wrap it up, go onto the news!
The cameras pan back to Twiztid, who straightens himself up and slings the title back over his shoulder
TWIZTID INSANE: Well folks. Imma leave you with somethin' before I pass you off to the news. Don't let anyone tell you that you can't do something and you can't make anything of yourself because you live a certain lifestyle, or because you have, realistically, passed your prime. Look at me. I probably peaked in the mid 2000's and now I'm making something of myself all over again. I'm proving all the doubters wrong... proving everyone who said I couldn't make anything of myself wrong... showin' that I still got something left in the tank. Now Debra, I expect you to bring it all. I expect one hell of a challenge from you, but I'm givin you the heads up now. I'm walking into that match the same way I'm walking out. With my JTV Championship. Now thank you all for watchin' this show... now allow me to pass you onto... well... something a lil bit different. Much MuthaFuckin Wicked Clown Love, y'all! WHOOP WHOOP!
With that, the scene fades from the newsroom into...
(Continued in 'Welcome to the Carnival')