Markus Michael debut at Uprising: All In Pre Show on YouTube
Aug 30, 2021 13:48:38 GMT -5
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Post by Markus Michael on Aug 30, 2021 13:48:38 GMT -5
Billy: GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE UPRISING: ALL IN PRE SHOW PRESENTED LIVE ON THE ACTION WRESTLING YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!!
Chris Avery: We’ve got a couple of big matches scheduled for later, but first we have a few up and comers looking to cut their teeth and break out tonight on the pre show!
Billy: Lots of great young talent that I’m looking forward to getting to kn…
Poison’s “Nothin’ But A. Good Time” rocks the arena to a lukewarm reaction from the SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles, California crowd. Most of them are still shuffling to their seats. Half of them have never even heard of the man. Markus Michael’s walks on to the stage with a microphone in his hand and a smile on his face. He just finished DM’ing your mom, currently on “read”.
Chris Avery: I’m being told right now that the man entering the ring right now is named Markus Michael.
Billy: I’ve never heard of him.
Chris Avery: According to sources, he was “born in the breadth and depth of AW, dude, and he’s gonna die in the breadth and depth of AW, dude”…whatever that means?
Billy: I guess we’re about to find out, Chris.
Markus Michael walks up the ramp, stopping for a second to nurse his knee, and then steps in between the ropes. He paces the ring, rotating his shoulders and amping himself up.
Markus Michael: Listen up here Marksters and the rest of you California dudes and dudettes, before Action Wrestling contacted “DTF” Markus Michael and laid the contract on the line, I was considering hanging up the boots for good, dude. I was gonna call it a career and go take over my dad’s publicly traded steel pipe fitting company…but then the call came in, brother. Within the week, the contract was fedex’d to my house, and within a second my name was signed on the dotted line, brother.
Markus takes a beat and paces the ring some more.
Markus Michael: And I had to tell my old man, as he lay there on his death bed, that Mrs. Michael’s baby boy wasn’t taking over the family business. I looked him right in his eyes and said “I’m gonna be a world champion, daddy-o”. He passed away right then and there. While I wish he could be here to see what I become, I know he’s watching me from the Heavens with God Almighty because he knows deep down in his heart of hearts dude that Markus Michael isn’t meant to be some stuffed shirt desk warming CEO, brother! He knows that I was born to greatness and greatness I will achieve here in the birthplace of greatness, Action Wrestling!
The crowd pops for Action Wrestling name drop, dude.
Billy: Is this guy serious, Chris?!
Chris Avery: You…you gotta respect a guy who follows his heart, right?
A slight pause before Markus Michael continues.
Markus Michael: Now when they took me in dudes, they asked me if I wanted to make my debut right here tonight at Uprising: All In! I told them, flat out, no way dude! There’s a lot of good talent tonight on the show and I didn’t want to detract from them by outshining every single one of these “seasoned young vets”, guys that won’t even last five years, ten years, let alone the twenty plus years of my life I’ve put inside this ring, Marksters!
The crowd boos Markus.
Markus Michael: I understand, dudes. I understand you’re upset that your favorites just aren’t gonna make the cut in the long run, not like “DTF” Markus Michael! But that’s just the God’s honest truth! Nobody has the long last vitality to last like I do…
Yelawolf’s “Ghetto Cowboy” hits the speakers, cutting Markus off mid-diatribe.
Billy: It’s them Kentucky boys, Chris!
Chris Avery: I didn’t even know they still worked here!
Milk Crate, Inc. walks out on to the stage, both with microphones in hand.
Jay Taylor: Shuddup! Just shuddup ya idjit!
Raylan Taylor: We heard just about e-damn-nough of yer sob story!
Jay Taylor: Boo-hoo, yer daddy’s dead! Who gives a crap?!
Raylan Taylor: Yer time inna suns up, old man! It’s time to get a taste of that MILK PUNCH!
Jay Taylor: Prepare fer a white trash beatdown, ya old fart!
Markus Michael grins.
Markus Michael: What you two trash dudes don’t know is that “DTF” stands for…”DOWN TO FIGHT”! You want to put me in my place milk bags?! Come n’ try!!!
Markus throws the microphone to the corner and rips his shirt straight in half, spray tan on point, for the bar milfs. Milk Crate head down to the ring and slide in together. Markus urges them to bring it on as a referee slides into the ring.
Billy: Looks like Markus is making his debut at Uprising after all!
Chris Avery: The Uprising PRE SHOW, Billy, presented on YouTube!
Billy: I’ve just received word this is now and official match!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Jay runs at Markus and catches a big boot to the face! Jay powders to the side of the ring and Raylan looks around like a rat stuck in a cage…but momma Taylor ain’t raise no bitch and he charges towards Markus, only to eat a MASSIVE SPINNING SIDE SLAM!!!
Billy: Sources are telling me he calls that devastating maneuver the “Ring Rat”!
Chris Avery: Raylan lived like a rat, and he died like a rat.
Jay Taylor starts to wobble to his feet.
Billy: He’s in no mans land, Chris!
Markus positions himself behind Jay, who stumbles backwards directly into Markus. He wrenches him into a pumphandle stretch! He lifts him up and drives him down with a pumphandle backbreaker!
Chris Avery: …it’s beautiful.
Billy: I’m hearing now it’s called the “Screw Job”!
Markus hooks Jay’s leg for a pinfall!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Adolescent Floyd: The winner of the match…”D!T!F!” Markus Michael!!!
Billy: A successful debut tonight here on the Uprising: All In Pre Show presented by YouTube!
Chris Avery: Markus Michael showed a fighting spirit here tonight against Milk Crate, Inc.
Markus gets to his feet and starts posing down in the middle of the ring. Jay and Raylan are regrouping in the corner, checking out each other’s brain damage. Markus picks the microphone up as his music cuts out.
Markus Michael: I told them no debut tonight but these two marks came out here marking out and I put them in their place!
He points at Milk Crate, Inc. still lying in the corner.
Markus Michael: That’s a message dude to anyone in Action Wrestling dude…”DTF” Markus Michael is comin’ for you brother!
Markus throws the microphone down and throws one more passing glance towards Milk Crate, Inc. before rolling over the top rope and to the arena floor below. He starts to walk up the ramp, still looking back at Milk Crate, Inc. as the scene fades to black.
Chris Avery: We’ve got a couple of big matches scheduled for later, but first we have a few up and comers looking to cut their teeth and break out tonight on the pre show!
Billy: Lots of great young talent that I’m looking forward to getting to kn…
Poison’s “Nothin’ But A. Good Time” rocks the arena to a lukewarm reaction from the SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles, California crowd. Most of them are still shuffling to their seats. Half of them have never even heard of the man. Markus Michael’s walks on to the stage with a microphone in his hand and a smile on his face. He just finished DM’ing your mom, currently on “read”.
Chris Avery: I’m being told right now that the man entering the ring right now is named Markus Michael.
Billy: I’ve never heard of him.
Chris Avery: According to sources, he was “born in the breadth and depth of AW, dude, and he’s gonna die in the breadth and depth of AW, dude”…whatever that means?
Billy: I guess we’re about to find out, Chris.
Markus Michael walks up the ramp, stopping for a second to nurse his knee, and then steps in between the ropes. He paces the ring, rotating his shoulders and amping himself up.
Markus Michael: Listen up here Marksters and the rest of you California dudes and dudettes, before Action Wrestling contacted “DTF” Markus Michael and laid the contract on the line, I was considering hanging up the boots for good, dude. I was gonna call it a career and go take over my dad’s publicly traded steel pipe fitting company…but then the call came in, brother. Within the week, the contract was fedex’d to my house, and within a second my name was signed on the dotted line, brother.
Markus takes a beat and paces the ring some more.
Markus Michael: And I had to tell my old man, as he lay there on his death bed, that Mrs. Michael’s baby boy wasn’t taking over the family business. I looked him right in his eyes and said “I’m gonna be a world champion, daddy-o”. He passed away right then and there. While I wish he could be here to see what I become, I know he’s watching me from the Heavens with God Almighty because he knows deep down in his heart of hearts dude that Markus Michael isn’t meant to be some stuffed shirt desk warming CEO, brother! He knows that I was born to greatness and greatness I will achieve here in the birthplace of greatness, Action Wrestling!
The crowd pops for Action Wrestling name drop, dude.
Billy: Is this guy serious, Chris?!
Chris Avery: You…you gotta respect a guy who follows his heart, right?
A slight pause before Markus Michael continues.
Markus Michael: Now when they took me in dudes, they asked me if I wanted to make my debut right here tonight at Uprising: All In! I told them, flat out, no way dude! There’s a lot of good talent tonight on the show and I didn’t want to detract from them by outshining every single one of these “seasoned young vets”, guys that won’t even last five years, ten years, let alone the twenty plus years of my life I’ve put inside this ring, Marksters!
The crowd boos Markus.
Markus Michael: I understand, dudes. I understand you’re upset that your favorites just aren’t gonna make the cut in the long run, not like “DTF” Markus Michael! But that’s just the God’s honest truth! Nobody has the long last vitality to last like I do…
Yelawolf’s “Ghetto Cowboy” hits the speakers, cutting Markus off mid-diatribe.
Billy: It’s them Kentucky boys, Chris!
Chris Avery: I didn’t even know they still worked here!
Milk Crate, Inc. walks out on to the stage, both with microphones in hand.
Jay Taylor: Shuddup! Just shuddup ya idjit!
Raylan Taylor: We heard just about e-damn-nough of yer sob story!
Jay Taylor: Boo-hoo, yer daddy’s dead! Who gives a crap?!
Raylan Taylor: Yer time inna suns up, old man! It’s time to get a taste of that MILK PUNCH!
Jay Taylor: Prepare fer a white trash beatdown, ya old fart!
Markus Michael grins.
Markus Michael: What you two trash dudes don’t know is that “DTF” stands for…”DOWN TO FIGHT”! You want to put me in my place milk bags?! Come n’ try!!!
Markus throws the microphone to the corner and rips his shirt straight in half, spray tan on point, for the bar milfs. Milk Crate head down to the ring and slide in together. Markus urges them to bring it on as a referee slides into the ring.
Billy: Looks like Markus is making his debut at Uprising after all!
Chris Avery: The Uprising PRE SHOW, Billy, presented on YouTube!
Billy: I’ve just received word this is now and official match!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Jay runs at Markus and catches a big boot to the face! Jay powders to the side of the ring and Raylan looks around like a rat stuck in a cage…but momma Taylor ain’t raise no bitch and he charges towards Markus, only to eat a MASSIVE SPINNING SIDE SLAM!!!
Billy: Sources are telling me he calls that devastating maneuver the “Ring Rat”!
Chris Avery: Raylan lived like a rat, and he died like a rat.
Jay Taylor starts to wobble to his feet.
Billy: He’s in no mans land, Chris!
Markus positions himself behind Jay, who stumbles backwards directly into Markus. He wrenches him into a pumphandle stretch! He lifts him up and drives him down with a pumphandle backbreaker!
Chris Avery: …it’s beautiful.
Billy: I’m hearing now it’s called the “Screw Job”!
Markus hooks Jay’s leg for a pinfall!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Adolescent Floyd: The winner of the match…”D!T!F!” Markus Michael!!!
Billy: A successful debut tonight here on the Uprising: All In Pre Show presented by YouTube!
Chris Avery: Markus Michael showed a fighting spirit here tonight against Milk Crate, Inc.
Markus gets to his feet and starts posing down in the middle of the ring. Jay and Raylan are regrouping in the corner, checking out each other’s brain damage. Markus picks the microphone up as his music cuts out.
Markus Michael: I told them no debut tonight but these two marks came out here marking out and I put them in their place!
He points at Milk Crate, Inc. still lying in the corner.
Markus Michael: That’s a message dude to anyone in Action Wrestling dude…”DTF” Markus Michael is comin’ for you brother!
Markus throws the microphone down and throws one more passing glance towards Milk Crate, Inc. before rolling over the top rope and to the arena floor below. He starts to walk up the ramp, still looking back at Milk Crate, Inc. as the scene fades to black.