Karlie Nash vs. Masuda Teijin
Knuckle Up by Snowgoons blasts in the arena as Karlie steps on the stage with her back to the crown.
Ethan Miller: Introducing from Grand Marais Minnesota and accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon and Hilda Meyer weighing one hundred and seventy two-pounds, The Premier Athlete Karlie Nash.
Karlie walks to the ring ignoring the crowd, she climbs the ropes from the outside, and give a thumbs down to the fans, then lowers her hood and smirks at the crowd, she steps down from the ropes inside the ring, removes her hoodie and stretches in the corner.
She then turns towards her disciples, kindly telling them to head to the back, choosing to do this alone. She sends them away with a kiss and a smack on the ass.
Jimmy Garcia: For a couple weeks now, Karlie has made it clear she is a singles star.Katta Pult: Yeah and she’s after CBS All Access X Title currently held by Roddy Zalez.Jimmy Garcia: Roddy has been the target of Karlie in recent weeks, and it’s been well known that Roddy is not a man opposed to revenge.Katta Pult: Yeah and with Karlie sending her entourage to the back, she’s out here alone.Pulses of light flashbang the arena before going completely dark. “Kikotei” by King Gnu power chords bring a somber yet focused Masuda Teijin to the stage. Fans cheer as he makes his appearance on the ramp while lights remain low like a platinum dusk. Teijin wears a black-silver coat studded by miscellaneous bits of metal shaped like skulls and spines. Bursts of blinding white pyro fire off around him at the first break into its rapid chorus. He doesn't budge.
Ethan Miller: On his way to the ring by Yokohama, Japan… weighing 200 pounds… Masuda Teijin!
Tejin walks slow but assuredly to the apron but stops to take in the chorus. His messy mounds of golden hair glisten in the limelight. Teijin circles around for a flyby of the commentary table, letting his open coat ripple by them. He then hops onto the apron with a couple spins to where he’s leaning off ropes for a smug pose towards a disapproving audience. Ducking and stepping into the ring to the ring’s center, he begins a final presentation—exacerbated by boos and the song’s droning chorus—ends with him goading more hatred with summoning waves. He then disrobes to his ring gear and leans in his corner for everything to begin.
As soon as Masuda turns around, he finds himself a victim of a HUGE clothelines! It nearly rips Masuda’s head off! He crumbles to the mat!
Jimmy Garcia: My god! With a fitting name, that Unsportsmanlike Conduct just flattened Masuda!Katta Pult: Yeah and the bell didn’t ring!The ref checks on Masuda, making sure that he’s still good to go. Masuda is slow to respond but does eventually reach his feet. The fans are on their feet, already looking for Masuda to continue.
Masuda nods his head and the ref rings the bell.
DING DING DING
Masuda stumbles out of the corner and ducks another huge clothesline! On the rebound, Masuda nails Karlie with a STIFF chop to her chest!
Jimmy Garcia: There’s a hell of a chop!Katta Pult: Hey, be careful with the merchandise, those are untaxed for profit assets to her!Masuda grabs Karlie’s arm, pulling her close and hitting a stalling saito brainbuster, bringing up to get the pin.
Jimmy Garcia: Masuda with that modified saito suplex! Karlie is down!Ref: 1
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Karlie kicks out with authority. She reaches her feet, holding the back of her close as Masuda reaches his knees. Karlie goes to a corner, waiting patiently for him to stand. Despite the pain, Masuda turns around, and Karlie charges. She goes for another clothesine, but again, Masuda ducks!
Katta Pult: Karlie is sticking to that clothesline!Masuda catches Karlie under his armpit. He lifts her up…
Jimmy Garcia: Teijin going for the Masuda Driverrrr--!Katta Pult: Nope!Karlie ducks behind Masuda. She runs backwards to the ropes. On the rebound, a still dazed Masuda doesn’t notice Karlie passing him by. She hits the ropes once again and with the extra momentum nails a second clothesine that sends Masuda inside out!
Katta Pult: It hits!Jimmy Garcia: A second Unsportsmanlike Conduct!She doesn’t go for the pin. Karlie points out to the crowd, smiling and laughing for a bit
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie focusing less on Masuda and more on the fans!Katta Pult: Hey now! Any of these people could be new recruits.Karlie turns around and goes for Masuda’s head WHO SUDDENLY TURNS IT INTO A ROLL-UP!
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie rolled up like a Fruit by the Foot!Ref: 1
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Once again, Karlie kicks out with authority. She turns to the ref, who assures her that it was two. Karlie argues with him, intimidating him back to the corner.
Katta Pult: That ref better watch themselves.Jimmy Garcia: It was a two! Why is she doing this?Eventually, Karlie turns around, but seeing Masuda charging, she ducks out of the way, grabbing the ref with her.
Karlie sees Masuda crash into the turnbuckle. She rushes into the ropes, nailing Masuda with a THIRD clothesline! Masuda is sent flipping inside out onto his stomach while Karlie hits the mat with the force of impact!
Katta Pult: Number three baby!Jimmy Garcia: Oh and a THIRD Unsportsmanlike Conduct!Karlie crawls over and places her abdomen on top of Masuda, not even hooking the leg. The ref crawls over and counts.
Ref: 1
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Karlie pull Masuda up, shaking her head and waggling her finger at the crowd. “That isn’t the finish, not tonight!” she shouts, picked up by the camera.
Katta Pult: Karlie wants to end this dominating performance in a different way!Jimmy Garcia: It’s only dominant because she attacked him before the bell!Karlie picks Masuda up by his hair, throwing him in between her thighs.
Katta Pult: Keep that in your memory Masuda, that’s the closest you’ll ever be!Karlie hooks both arms before bring him up…and then planting Masuda into the mat with a piledriver!
Jimmy Garcia: The double underhook piledriver she calls the Upper Body Injury!Masuda crumples to the mat and Karlie prones over his chest, flipping her hair back and staring at the closest camera with a smile.
Ref: 1
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DING DING DING
Ethan Miller: The winner of the match…Karlie…NASH!
Jimmy Garcia: Mamma mia! What a win by Karlie!With a smirk on her face, she stands up tall, holding her arms to the sky. The ref helps Masuda to the back, dragging him over his shoulder with the ref of some EMTs who are looking to check on him.
Katta Pult: It was effective and dominant! Just like she’s always been!Karlie celebrates in the ring some more, but doesn’t notice the man in the three-piece suit and cowboy hat making his way out. Her music continues to play as this man passes Masuda and gang.
Jimmy Garcia: What the hell? That’s Doc Knockem! What’s he doing out here?Katta Pult: Take a guess Jimmy!Doc approaches ringside, finally getting Karlie’s attention. The two have a staredown with Karlie calling him into the ring. She doesn’t notice Roddy Zalez slide in behind her! He is also in his formal vest. He takes his X Title off his waist, wielding it close.
Jimmy Garcia: Wait a minute!Katta Pult: It’s a ruse!Karlie nods her head before turning around to face the piper if the piper was in the form of a HUGE shot to her face with the X Title!
Jimmy Garcia: What a shot! That just laid Karlie out!Roddy grips his title close as he shouts down at a down Karlie. He points to his title as Doc enters the ring. Roddy shouts at her some more before setting his title down.
Katta Pult: Looks like he isn’t done yet!Roddy grips Karlie’s head, bringing her to her feet, albeit barely conscious. Roddy holds her in front of her, pointing to her face and saying some more words.
Eventually, he lets, allowing Doc to rush forward and nail an elbow to the back of her head!
Jimmy Garcia: That was sick!Karlie falls forward, allowing Roddy to hook her harm behind his head. He then hits a uranagi backbreaker before nailing a sit-out Franchiser!
Katta Pult: And to cap it off, there’s the Dynasty Reborn!Karlie hits the mat just as more refs come out to stop him.
Roddy grabs his title, reaching his feet and raising it above his head. Behind him, Doc opens up two beer bottles as the fans start to unleash boos on Roddy.
Jimmy Garcia: Now what the hell are they doing?Above Karlie’s prone and down body and despite refs telling them to leave, they toast their bottles, allowing beers to spill out of it onto the woman below. They share a brief drink before tipping the bottles over, pouring the remainder of the beer onto Nash.
Jimmy Garcia: What disrespect! What absolute disrespect these two have!Katta Pult: Sharing a toast over Karlie Nash and then paying tribute, seemingly, to her loss at Uprising.Jimmy Garcia: At Uprising, it’s gonna be Roddy Zalez defending his All Access Title against Karlie Nash! Which one of these two are gonna walk away the winner in this rivalry that just keeps escalating?With that, we fade to commercial to the sight of Roddy standing tall, title up high over Karlie’s body and Doc lingering in the background as refs try to check on Karlie and get them to leave.