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Post by Action Reel on Aug 2, 2021 21:21:50 GMT -5
OOC: From Torture: When we started Action Wrestling we wanted to help writers who needed to balance the needs and goals of real life. "This is a hobby. This is a game." is still a motto, Gravedigger and myself still believe and preach to not only our admin team but to you guys on the roster. So with saying that, I wanted to create a division that could help with guys and gals who have a lot going on but still want to spend just a few hours or less a week writing fake wrestling. So the Cruiserweight division was envisioned in my head and when GD and I got the ball rolling with AW, we knew it would help so many of you guys continue to write and be engaged in the community and game that we all love.
For a while after we got started and kicked major ass (thanks to you guys) you all would break down my door and continue to preach to me that the CW division needed it's own show. I believe you, but just wasn't sure how we could do it. After talking with the admins and Gravedigger, we finally decided to roll it out and I'm going to be honest; I thought it would have lasted six months maybe less. Boy, was I flat out WRONG.
You guys have not only elevated the Cruiserweight division but you guys have turned a small little show/idea into a full fledged, fleshed out television show that has reached milestones I'd never thought I'd see.
I can't thank you guys enough for CruiserClash. After tonight we have had 50 episodes of CruiserClash and it's all because of you guys. I honestly want to thank everyone but I do want to spend some time to thank a few specific guys that were very important and pivotal to the CruiserClash brand because without them, I just don't know if we'd be hitting 50 episodes.
Thank you to Dandy, Wade, Keeton, Baker, Reo, Flop/Addy, Karlie, Teo, Jenson, Raging Dead/Pettis, Alex Scott, Regan, Void, Hawkins and Soldado. You guys are VERY important to not only CruiserClash but very important to me and I honestly thank you from the bottom of my heart to making this something that I just didn't know would ever be anything (if that makes sense.)
I hope CruiserClash goes another 250 episodes, and I'm so happy that because of all you guys on the roster, the CW title and CW tag titles have been elevated to such a degree that it's hard to deny your guys writing talent and I appreciate all of you working so hard to make these belts mean much more than just props.
Thank you to everyone. Gravedigger and I appreciate all of your hard work!
- Tort.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 2, 2021 21:23:10 GMT -5
Wait, whoa! Awesome!
The show opens with a shot of the parking lot. The tranquility of the night pre-show is immediately shattered by the steadily increasing volume of whats initially a distant hip-hop song but quickly becomes recognizable as “Money” by Cardi B. A huge, white Cadillac deVille ‘65 peels into the parking lot, whipping uncomfortable tight into a parking space between a Ford truck and an SUV. The convertible top is down – standing straight upright in the backseat, Cruiserweight title over her shoulder and bottle of Perrier-Jouët in the opposite hand, Addy A triumphantly takes a slug of champagne as she turns to face the camera. Addy A: I told ya's I fuckin' told ya's. I was comin' an' takin' what I want. An' I did just fuckin' that!She tilts the bottle upright and lets the remnants spills down her mouth, chin, and chest. Satisfied, she casually flicks the bottle over her shoulder, it landing on the windshield of the truck, causing it to crack and the car alarm to go off. She pays no mind, grabbing another bottle of champagne from the backseat, then stepping on the trunk and hopping down. Addy A: Poppin' ratings. Poppin' titties. Poppin' dicks since I walked in tha fuckin' door, an' with me belt in hand - it's my time poppin' bottles with me number one Buoy, Baccy Cat.The driver’s door opens, and the driver reveals himself to be Hardcore Champion Johnny Bacchus, who has his own title around his waist and bottle of champagne in his hand. Looping an arm around Addy’s shoulder, he pulls her in tight while removing his belt from his waist. Putting the titles side-by-side, he speaks to the camera. Johnny Bacchus: Bring it in, baybee – bring it in. Get a nice close-up.The camera zooms in on the two, the belts displayed front and center. Johnny Bacchus: At last, the Queen. Is. Back. No secondary titles, no masturbatory exhibition matches, no crybaby flights to New York. The God Bitch – the Tiger Queen Heaux Exotic – the infamous Adelaide motherfuckin’ Ainsworth! And now? We both got belts strong enough to keep dicks this big in our pants.Addy A: Never mind my crazy Buoy. Ain't no dick stayin' in pants when Addy A is hangin' 'round less I want it to. Baccy Cat is the hardest of the hard fuckin' core an' should know!Johnny pulls her in and plants a fat, wet kiss on her cheek, then turns back to the camera. Johnny Bacchus: Yo Denzel Porter, here’s the top of your power couple ranking. And tonight? Our bath bubbles are Grand Cru.Addy A: Ya better soak me down wit’ that later.Johnny Bacchus: Oh, I’m soakin you down alright.A delighted squeal turns to a high cackle before the two exit the frame, their hyena laughter fading off as the camera stays stationary on the car. The scene cuts hard.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 2, 2021 21:25:47 GMT -5
Pyro shoots off inside the arena! Jimmy Garcia: Welcome to CruiserClash and it’s episode.. Number.. FIFTY!Katta Pult: And what a night we have, Jimmy! X Championship, Cruiser Tag belts, and the Cruiserweight Championship ALL on the line!Jimmy Garcia: We have a LOT of matches tonight so lets get STARTED!We cut to a black and then a sudden tympani drumroll fans gasp at ringside as a spotlight on the big screen of Orret Goldrock dressed like Napoleon. Orret Goldrock: Good evening Cruiser Clash. We’re here to see you off. And on your 50 anniversary… it’s time to break leg!Dozens of scanning spotlights zoom across the area as a Vegas inspired stage of showgirls with golden sequin dresses and top hats with Orret waddling into frame between them. He then strips down to a white suit and replaces his tricorne hat with a top hat. He then takes up a cane and begins to croon: Orret GoldRock: CruiserClash, look at you, you’re once so small and fun…“Well… from Muddy waters and Deruty those GMs running double duty From Gate Crashers to – Dear God! Run for your lives!”Spotlights focus up to what was supposed to be a lowering Cruiser Clash logo sign with sparklers spewing off in all directions. Instead, this massive 50th Anniversary sign comes crashing down amidst screams with Orret Goldrock charging off screen while knocking over a static camera in the process. There’s an immediate cut back to the announce table with Katapult looking unsurprised. Jimmy Garcia breaks the silence. Jimmy Garcia: We hope everyone is enjoying the show tonight.Katta Pult: Same old Orret.Jimmy Garcia: Yes, same old Orret.Katta Pult: We’ll be right back, we have wrestling on the way here on CruiserClash 50!We take a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 2, 2021 21:27:14 GMT -5
Jim Mud vs Marco Rossi A segment involving Jim Mud
We're backstage and Jim Mud walks into the office of JJ Biggs. He's standing next to Ned the Intern. JJ Biggs: Ahh yeah, here he is. Jim Mud!The crowd boos. JJ Biggs: You had a match against Marco Rossi tonight, but I'm cancelling it. I don't want Clash50 to drop viewership.The crowd laughs. JJ Biggs: But we need to talk, right?Mud spits into an empty bottle of water. JJ Biggs: You threw your weight around a lot and ya fired a lot of people.. Including me.Crowd boos. JJ Biggs: So I'm going to figure-Jim Mud: You aint gon' do anything, boy. Philidor Holdings has the World Championship belt, brotha, and as long as the company I represent is holding that belt.. well, I guess you could say, I'm still untouchable.Biggs throws a right hand towards Mud but stops an inch from his face. Mud flenches but catches himself and smiles. The crowd laughs and cheers. JJ Biggs: Thats what I thought. Until I can think of what I'm going to do with you, why don't you get lost.Jim Mud leaves the office. Ned the Intern: Why don't you just fire him?JJ Biggs: Too easy.The scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 2, 2021 21:28:50 GMT -5
Gettin' Whimsical in Winnipeg
Cameras transition backstage to view “Da Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins waltzing backstage with her entrance leash clipped on. She notices a fiercely independent, custom-tailored suit sporting Leonora Jane Albright roll up in a QM-710 Wheelchair for a casual chat. This wonderful woman brims with confidence as she flashes Vebbins a ten-thousand watt smile. “Da Damsel in Dat Dress” reciprocates and hugs Leo from the right side. Azurine almost tips herself onto Albright’s lap, but course corrects with a pirouette. The subtle slapstick causes multiple pockets of Winnipeg Arena to erupt with laughter. Azurine Vebbins: I’m extremely ecstatic we can finally meet in person, Leonora.Leo Albright: Please. Call me Leo. I absolutely agree. Thanks for providing plush accommodations with Kayfabe Airlines.Azurine Vebbins: It’s my pleasure, Leo. So, what brin’s you to Winnipeg apart from meetin’ “Da Damsel in Dat Dress?”Leo Albright: Well, Azzy, I’m performing at shows with Hot Dog Robinson in order to fulfill the contract between BTE/Big Ticket Entertainment and Action Wrestling. Our conversation’s just a beautiful bonus.Azurine Vebbins: Appreciate knowin’ dat. Still feelin’ nervous wid tonight bein’ my first official defense of da Action Wrestlin’ CBS All Access X Championship.The camera immediately focuses on the CBS All Access X Championship before reorienting back onto Vebbins and Albright. Azurine Vebbins: Was wonderin’ since you’re rollin’ up like Lady Luck if you could...um generate some good by “shushin’ my tush?”The fans in Winnipeg automatically start chanting “SHUSH HER TUSH! SHUSH HER TUSH!” Ever the performer, Leo smirks, winks at the audience and replies in kind. Leo Albright: I most certainly can. Just need you to assist me by facing away from me, bending over, and believing in the heavenly healing of my hand, angel.“Da Damsel in Dat Dress” Azurine Vebbins complies by first facing away from Leo, bending over, and then feeling her swimdress levitate momentarily like a magician’s handkerchief. Albright then proceeds to “shush” Azurine’s tush with a swift, worked spank. Vebbins releases a satisfied sigh before facing Leo again. Albright snaps her left thumb and index finger together. A ginormous gasp echoes throughout the arena as Leo holds Azurine’s entrance leash. Albright smiles again and begins to roll away. Azurine Vebbins: How’d and why’re you takin’ my leash, Leo? Leo Albright: A magician never reveals her secrets, Azurine. Just know it’ll be safe with me. I also suspect sometime soon someone might need a walkie down to ringside.The scene ends with Leo Albright rolling completely off-camera and Vebbins double-checking both her neck and waist halos are secure.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 2, 2021 21:29:47 GMT -5
Roddy Zalez vs. Azurine Vebbins(c)
The lights in the arena turn dark to allow "Happy Endings" by Mike Shinoda ft. iann dior and UPSAHL to play on the PA. A single spotlight shines on the stage to showcase Roddy Zalez with his arms spread. His vest is open to showcase how physiqued he is and the smirk on his face does little to ingratiate himself with the fans. Their reaction is a pretty heavy set of boos. As he walks down the aisle, he ignores the people attempting to touch him. Hell, he ignores anybody in his presence entirely, opting instead to tilt his nose and continue his smirk. As he reaches ringside, he hops onto the apron before jumping over the top rope. He finds a nearby turnbuckle and spreads his arms again, showcasing his toned body much to the jeers of the crowd. He nods and smirks, chuckling to himself for a few moments. He hops down and tosses his vest to the floor. He then stands in the ring as his music fades away. Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen. Introducing, much to your viewing pleasure. Hailing from The Palace of Paradise in St. Petersburg, Florida. Weighing tonight at a stunning 197 pounds. He is THE...Young Dynasty. Roddy...ZALEZ! Roddy spreads his arms as the crowd starts to hail him with boos. Jimmy Garcia: This next match could favor RoddyKatta Pult: We'll have to see! Anything can happen in Action Wrestling!As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an automaton practicing aerobics. She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar). Upon entering the eastern ring apron, she glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction and her next opponent. Jimmy Garcia: They look ready to go!Katta Pult: This should be good!DING DING DING Roddy grabs Vebbins and hits a few chops before sending him back into the turnbuckle with a boot to the gut and a huge right hand. He whips Vebbins out of the corner into the opposite turnbuckle and lets Vebbins stumble out and hits a scoop slam! Roddy stomps on Vebbins and lifts him back up hitting a suplex! Roddy goes for a cover! ONE! TWO! Vebbins kicks out. Roddy grabs Vebbins and hits a few chops and sends him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline! Vebbins ducks and lets Roddy turn around and hits a dropkick! Roddy goes down to the canvas before rolling to his knees where Vebbins meets him with a kick to the head! Vebbins pins Roddy! ONE! TWO! Roddy gets a shoulder out and rolls to the corner where Vebbins helps him to his feet just to whip him out of the corner into the other turnbuckles hitting a powerslam! Vebbins pins Roddy! One! Two! Roddy gets another shoulder up. Jimmy Garcia: It was almost over!Katta Pult: I thought it was!This time Vebbins picks up Roddy and goes for a suplex but Roddy gets out of it and hits TWISTER. Vebbins is out! Roddy covers! One! Two! Thre- NO!! Jimmy Garcia: VEBBINS GETS A SHOULDER UP!!Katta Pult: WOWIE!Roddy whips Vebbins to the ropes and goes for a kick but Vebbins catches the boot and whips Roddy around and hits a CRUCIFIX DDT! Vebbins has him down for the count! ONE!! TWO!! Roddy KICKS OUT!! Jimmy Garcia: WOW! I DIDNT THINK RODDY COULD KICK OUT!Katta Pult: THEY GO BACK AND FORTH WITH MOMENTUM!Vebbins lifts Roddy to his feet and goes for another suplex but Roddy gets out of it one more time! This time Roddy whips Vebbins to the ropes but both superstars hit a clothesline sending the other one down! Jimmy Garcia: Both of them are down!Katta Pult: Who can take advantage!Vebbins gets up and rolls Roddy up!! ONE!! TWO!! Roddy kicks out! Vebbins goes for a superkick but Roddy ducks under and hits the ropes coming back with a crossbody!! He takes her down! Vebbins gets up and Roddy hits DYNASTY REBORN!! Jimmy Garcia: WOW!!ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! Katta Pult: WE GOT A NEW X CHAMPION!!DING DING DING Roddy gets up and celebrates as the ref gives him the X Championship and raises his hand!! Jimmy Garcia: A HUGE win for Roddy! He's a Champion in AW!!Katta Pult: OH MY!! RODDY WITH A HUGE WIN! HES NOW THE CBS ALL ACCESS CHAMPION!Roddy celebrates with Doc on the outside of the ring and they hold up the X Championship! Vebbins is pissed off. We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 2, 2021 21:30:45 GMT -5
Dark Dynasty Segggggg
Lochlyn Cade and Eli Hix are standing backstage pointing out other wrestlers as they walk down the hall. Eli is in a particularly foul mood and his demeanor is more off than usual and his hygiene appears to be on the filthy or slimy spectrum. It’s noticeable enough by the amount of room Cade is even giving him. At first thought you’d think he was just tired or road worn but then his breath tells his inebriated state. Lochlyn’s attention is directed towards J.J. Biggs as he approaches the two men. Eli has immediately turned slightly to avoid direct eye contact with the CruiserClash GM. JJ Biggs: Cade… I want you to know that I’m not going to have any issues now that I’m GM am I? You and me had some problems early this year and your little feud with J.C. Keeton. Now that your secret is out I mean.Though his words are few his attitude towards Keeton’s trainer is of pure disrespect. Lochlyn Cade: I don’t see that little bitch boy around so I guess we’re fine aren’t we…JJ Biggs: I think you should be a little more respectful don’t yo…Eli Hix clears his throat and points towards one half of the Red, White, & Bruised Nikki Vaughn. Eli Hix: Where’s our other opponent Mr. GM Man?JJ Biggs: Well, that’s why I’m over here Eli. It looks like Karlie isn’t here tonight.Lochlyn Cade: So a forfeit then… Figures…JJ Biggs: I’m not giving you two a victory but I’ll give you a choice.Lochlyn and Eli look at each other momentarily before looking back towards J.J. JJ Biggs: Oh, I know which choice you’re gonna make because I know guys like the two of you. I’ve seen them my entire career but non the less I’m going to offer the choice. You two can go up against Nikki in a handicap match or one of you can decide to man up and go one via one tonight.Eli Hix doesn’t hesitate as he simple blurts out a response. Eli Hix: I’ll take care of this little bitch…Lochlyn looks at his Dark Dynasty partner and appears to be against the idea but Hix taps him on the chest. He looks Biggs in the face and again confirms his answer. Eli Hix: I got this.Biggs appears to be a bit surprised but nods his head before walking away. Lochlyn Cade: What the hell was that?Eli Hix: I got this. You worry to much.Lochlyn Cade: It’s not worry Eli. We’re a team we make these decisions together.Eli Hix: Look. I just want to take care of this chick myself, okay.Eli turns and walks away from his partner leaving him standing there unsure of what’s going on with Hix tonight.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 2, 2021 21:31:24 GMT -5
Flopppp
Flop dressed in the finest suit (his) money can buy walks out into the Arena to the ambient echo of the murmuring, the lack of theme music accompanying his entry to the Arena see the crowd take a few seconds to the react to his arrival. Flop stands at the top of the entry way staring out into the gathering of the unwashed. Moments pass before he takes the time to wander down to the ring, surveying those by the barrier with equal parts glee and disgust. After making his into the way, after what seems at eternity, he reaches inside his jacket and extracts a microphone. Flop: It has come to my attention that the person running this place has not been doing their job at worst, or failing miserably at best. In once of my many conversations with the spirit of Norb Smalley, of which I am now imbued. I have come to learn that our leader is not the all-powerful leader that he is cracked up to be. So, with me being super-powered by the soul of Norb, I have come to understand that I am the only person in this place that can do that can do anything about it. Flop pauses and visibly swallows. Flop: And I must.Flop looks skywards. Flop: God!He walks around the ring. Flop: HEAR THIS NOW!He climbs onto a turnbuckle. Flop: You are failing in your actions in being the protector and guardian of humanity. You killed Kobe Bryant, but have unjustly allowed his false accuser to live. You fail to show the two greatest leaders of modern times, Boris Johnson and Donald Trump to any good barbers. Those man can lead us into the future, but the stupid sheeple won't follow them unless they have magnificent hair. You allow the Kardashians to make money... still. Somehow... someway... you didn't strike down the fool who thought making Tiger King was a good idea before he subjected the world to his virus. YOU KILLED DERRICK THE GOAT! You allowed the number two Good Guy of Action Wrestling, QDT, to be submitted to untold horrors. He jumps down of the turnbuckle. Flop: These are just a few of your crimes. I have calculated the cost of these crimes and those I have yet to mention and have determined that the required remuneration of costs appropriate to Humanity to be six hundred and sixty trillion dollars. If I don't see that money next week in the middle of this ring in one dollar bills. I will be forced to take further action.Mic Drop. And he exits the ring walking back up the ramp and through the curtains to the sounds of "Sickman" by Alice in Chains.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 2, 2021 21:32:29 GMT -5
Cheyenne Walker vs. Alex Scott
The lights inside the arena dim slightly. Then, the sounds of Saweetie’s “Fast (Motion)” begins to fill the arena. With the sounds of the hip-hop banger, the crowd instantly begins to cheer as the camera pans towards the entrance way. Emerging from behind the curtain, the “Killa Bae” Cheyenne Walker runs onto the stage. With the fans' cheers raining down on the arena, a large smile comes over her face. Throwing her hands into the air, she acknowledges the fans with head nods and mouthing phrases such as “I love you too”, and “thanks so much!” at the fans. As she begins to walk down the ramp, her father, “wrestling’s only underrated living manager”, “The Louisiana Ramblin’ Man” Cornelius Walker comes from behind the curtain. Shaking his head, he begins to walk behind his daughter. Walking down the ramp, Cheyenne runs from side to side hi-fiving fans, and hugging the children in attendance. Ethan Miller: “Making her way to the ring, being accompanied by her father ‘The most underrated manager in professional wrestling history’, the Louisiana Ramblin’ Man, Cornelius James Walker. From New Orleans, Louisiana, she is the ‘Killa Bae’ Cheyenne Walker!”Making her way to ringside, Cheyenne runs up to the ring, landing her knees onto the apron. Looking back at the crowd, she once again throws her hands into the air before grabbing the middle rope. Bending back, she flips her hair back before standing up on the apron. Taking hold of the top rope, she jumps up, and lands in the ring. Cornelius stays at ringside as his daughter runs over to the nearest turnbuckle. Putting her hands on the top turnbuckle, she jumps up landing her feet on the middle turnbuckle. Looking out into the crowd, she throws her arms up one more time as the crowd pops once again. Loving the adulation she received, Chey jumps down from the turnbuckle and waits for the match to begin. "Fight Like the Devil" begins, and there is a brief murmuring of fans. As the song picks up, Alex Scott parts the curtain, a look of focus and minor indifference on his face. He shows very little emotion, walking to the ring in his hooded sweatshirt, tights and boots. He hits the ring, uses the ropes the stretch, and then sits on the top turnbuckle, mentally preparing himself to wrestle. Ethan Miller: And her opponent, from Anaheim, California! He weighs 200 pounds… the ANSWER… ALEX SCOTT!!Jimmy Garcia: This is an exciting “proving grounds” showcase, Katta! We’ve got The Killa Bae making her Action Wrestling debut against one of CruiserClash’s proven commodities, Alex Scott!Katta Pult: Cheyenne has a championship pedigree, and has been training all her life for this moment! It’s really easy to root for someone who shows this level of hunger and competitive spirit.Jimmy Garcia: She’s got the crowd on her side, that’s for sure! People are born with this kind of charisma, and are fans are smart enough to recognize it!Indeed, the chants of “CHEY! CHEY! CHEY!” are deafening and Cheyenne Walker acknowledges their support. Scott smirks at the reaction, and before the opening bell can even begin, he charges forward with an elbow that silences the crowd for a second. But when he hits a stiff boot to her spine, he extends his arms to taunt the crowd, and they respond in kind! Jimmy Garcia: He’s one of the stiffest on the CruiserClash roster, and he’s not welcoming Cheyenne Walker to Action Wrestling very kindly!Katta Pult: He’s pretty aggressive here in the early going. We’ll see if it makes a difference.Cheyenne sees an opening and lunges forward with a shoulderblock to Scott’s knee, chopping him down. Cheyenne grabs a tight headlock, loosening it slightly to appeal to the crowd with one hand. Scott takes the chance to shove her off, sending her into the ropes. Scott catches her in a drop toehold on the rebound, and transitions to her upper body to lock in a fujwara armbar. Cheyenne is already fighting before it’s locked tight though and quickly manages to get to the ropes. Katta Pult: Whoa! Alex Scott is not screwing around here, he wants to pick her apart, limb by limb!Jimmy Garcia: First impressions can either “catapult”--Katta Pult: “I know that reference.”Jimmy Garcia: Clever pun, huh? Or it can derail a career!! Honestly, Cheyenne had better be careful not to let the crowd pleasing ways cause her to lose focus!The two lock up again and this time Scott takes control, grabbing a tight arm wrench. Cheyenne rolls through though, rolling back to hook a headscissors on Scott before whipping him forward. It doesn’t hurt Scott so much as disorient him, leaving him open for the big axe kick that follows! Scott tumbles out of the ring where he tries to regain his composure, only to be taken out by a corkscrew flying plancha by Cheyenne! The crowd lights up as Cheyenne yells in triumph on the outside! Jimmy Garcia: What a move! The buzz this Killa Bae is generating as she soars through the air like a bird!Katta Pult: And tumbling like a Simone Biles floor routine!Jimmy Garcia: Her pa can’t stop smiling!Cheyenne rolls Scott back in the ring, but rather than covering he pulls him in for a vertical suplex…rolled into another…and finishes with an exploder suplex! Cheyenne floats into a cover! 1… 2… Kickout! Katta Pult: Cheyenne gets the first nearfall of the match!Jimmy Garcia: Close call too! She seems to have Scott reeling.Cheyenne picks Scott up and signals for her Killa Bae corkscrew neckbreaker! She takes a moment too long though to commit though, and Scott plants himself before cracking Cheyenne’s skull with a snap DDT! He hooks the legs! 1… 2… Kickout! Jimmy Garcia: Momentum can change in an instant!Scott keeps the pressure on, picking Cheyenne up and setting her up for a jumping hurricanrana. Instead, Cheyenne counters it with an inverted atomic drop! She follows it up by bouncing off the ropes, leaping in with a flying knee, but the force bounces him halfway back to his feet…where Scott meets her with a codebreaker! He hits it! Cover! 1… 2… Kickout! Katta Pult: That was CLOSE!Jimmy Garcia: Cheyenne is just barely hanging on here...Feeling victory in his grasp, Scott goes for a sharpshooter but Cheyenne pushes him off before Scott can complete the stepover. Undaunted, he plants himself for a single-hook brainbuster, but Cheyenne slips out with a quick go behind into a bridging german suplex! Cheyenne holds the pin! 1… 2… Kickout! Katta Pult: Clever counter by Cheyenne!Jimmy Garcia: Beyond that, the power in her legs to launch a 200-pounder into that suplex defies reality! She’s so strong!Both competitors are slow to rise to their feet, but Cheyenne is just barely up first. Feeling the tide turning in her direction, whe bounces off the ropes and hits a handspring back elbow! Scott is down but Cheyenne doesn’t cover. Instead she holds up her index finger to the crowd, calling for the #1 Stunna! The fans pop in response as she watches Scott stumble to his feet. Jimmy Garcia: This should do it!Katta Pult. This could backfire!Cheyenne springboards off the middle rope, but Scott catches her in mid-air in an electric chair! Scott’s trying to position her for an electric chair drop, but Cheyenne is raining down punches to the top of the head! She rolls through for an inside cradle! 1… Scott kicks out! Scott kicks her in the gut and prepares her for his Ki-Krusher, the Answer! Before he locks his hands, Cheyenne grabs his wrists and slips through his legs, pulling the arms to flip him onto his back! Cheyenne’s back to her feet…she swings her leg for a Superkick…NO! Scott catches it! Jimmy Garcia: What a sequence of transitions!Katta Pult: Who’s going to blink first??Scott gets up but KILLA BAE out of nowhere with the corkscrew neckbreaker!! Jimmy Garcia: THE KILLA BAE!!She pins!! ONE! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: A HUGE VICTORY FOR THE DEBUTING CHEYENNE WALKER!!Katta Pult: I love it! I love this win! Wow!She gets up and celebrates as the crowd cheers and raves for her. Scott rolls out pissed off as Walker keeps posing. Jimmy Garcia: Man, CruiserClash50 is off to a great start!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 2, 2021 21:33:20 GMT -5
It's Not CruiserClash without the RWB
Jade Riley: Please welcome my guests at this time Red, White, and Bruised?Nikola steps into the interview area. Jade Riley: Tonight...Um where’s Karlie.Nikola Vaughn: That seems to be the million dollar question isn’t, and the answer is I have no idea.Jade Riley: So does that mean that there is no match tonight.Nikola Vaughn: How do I know, I’m not the idiot that books this show, it wouldn’t surprise me if I have to wrestling the Dark Dynasty tonight if front of all these dumb Canadians.Jade Riley: But if you do….JJ Biggs steps into the interview. JJ Biggs: Ms. Reilly, since Ms. Nash isn’t here tonight and after speaking to the Dark Dynasty, I...Nikola Vaughn: Isn’t this typical of how things works around here, my partner is god knows where, and yet you book us on this stupid show in this stupid loser country and you speak to the Dark Dynasty before one of your your top tag team, so let me guess I’m wrestling The Dark Dynasty in a handicap match right.JJ Biggs: Actually, Ms. Vaughn, the Dark Dynasty has decided that Eli Hix will go one on one with you tonight.Nikola Vaughn: Oh, how nice of them, a team that has had one match, are suddenly able to decide who they wrestle.JJ Biggs: I was on my way to speak to you but they..Nikola again cuts off the GM. Nikola Vaughn: I honestly don’t care, I came here to fight, so if one half of your next flash in the pan team wants to get embarrassed by one half of the greatest team this show has ever had I’m good with that, but after he wounds up on his back staring at the lights, maybe you’ll have more respect for me, but I highly doubt that, people like you have no idea what real wrestling talent looks like, now if you will excuse, I have a match to prepare for.Nikola then walks off, leaving JJ and Jade stunned.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 2, 2021 21:34:10 GMT -5
Buy, Buy, Buy
We cut backstage with Orret Goldrock sitting in the same whit tuxedo from before, except now it looks tarnished with soot. His entire face looks as if he just finished a shift in a coal mine with medics tending to those around him. He then welcomes the camera for a closeup. Orret Goldrock: Tonight was not a tragedy but these talented actors can still use your help. That’s why all orders purchased through Orbids dot com – and using the promo code “Clash50” – I’ll donate 5% of proceeds to a fund we’re opening for these fine dancers and singers. Won’t you consider getting your hands on many fine pieces of memorabilia. For example!He takes a cloth and wipes off what was clearly grease paint and not actually soot from flames. Orret then presents a table with match-worn articles of clothing spread across a table. Orret Goldrock: You see here boots and tights from Evolution 4. But those are just the beginning… because we’ve got more than gameday items. Oh yes, you can own your piece of Action Wrestling history like this, the actual mask of Corey Bull – limited three per customer. Or maybe you’re in the market for something more eclectic. Maybe a hint of macabre on top of these match-worn goodies. So have I got a deal for you!He goes front at center from the chaos of his attempted music number to rolling dry-erase board. It has several 8”x11” print outs taped to match up into a large poster. On it says Casket Match Live. Orret Goldrock: That’s right, Action Heroes, for a simple introductory price of $29.99 you can get live, unrestricted access to tonight’s casket match between Byron Bathory and Lester Parish. You don’t want to miss a chance at this once-in-a-lifetime footage live where anything can happen. Career-ending injuries—you name it—and all for one low price at this unprecedented live simulcast! Behold!There’s a cut from his place to grainy night lens camera footage of the inside of the tonight’s coffin backstage. An “unregistered HyperCam 2” watermark crests the top left corner before cutting back to Orret with a shit-eating grin. Orret Goldrock: Now that you’ve had a taste… I’ll just drop that link below.An infomercial stylized white font shows the website link and the 29.00 price in bold.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 2, 2021 21:35:02 GMT -5
Dark Dynasty vs. Red White & Bruised Eli Hix vs. Nikki Vaughn
Ethan Miller stands at the ring and raises a finger to his ear, then nods his head. Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen, due to unforeseen circumstances, tonight’s scheduled tag team match between Red, White, and Bruised and Dark Dynasty will now be contested as a singles match.The arena lights go down as Narcissist plays in the arena, the titan tron shows a shapely silhouette, the light slowly comes up on Nikki standing on the stage surrounded by mirrors, she stands admiring herself from all angles. Ethan Miller: Accompanied the the ring by Tracy Dixon from Key West, Florida, she is the Image of Perfection, Nikola VaughnNikki admires herself a little longer before stepping out. She slowly makes her way to the ring slowly walking up the steps, and walking along the apron, ordering the ref to wipe down and hold the ropes open the ropes, she enters the ring as a large mirror is lowered into the ring, Nikki admires the perfect image in the mirror, again admiring herself from all angles, she motions for the mirror to be lifted from the ring as she awaits her opponent. Insidious by Any Given Sin begins playing throughout the Winnipeg Arena in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. We see the curtain move as Eli Hix walks out and stops as he turns back towards the curtain. He waits for a moment before turning back around towards the ring holding his arms out and giving a shrug. Katta Pult: Eli Hix is coming to the ring without his Dark Dynasty partner?Jimmy Garcia: He accepted a one versus one against Nikki Vaughn earlier in the night. Dark Dynasty could have had the upper hand with a handicap match and didn’t take it. That was surprising Katta.A loud unseen voice comes over the PA system introducing Eli Hix. A camera zooms in on Lochlyn Cade standing midway up the first level of the arena among the audience. Lochlyn Cade: Ladies, gentlemen, and pathetic children of a failed youth welcome to DARK DYNASTY ON CRUISERCLASH.Katta Pult: Oh, come on, make me sick much…Lochlyn Cade: Coming to the ring from wherever he puts his head down at night standing six feet and three inches and weighing one hundred and ninety seven and one quarter pound the 21st Century Trendkiller… ELI HIXXXX!Eli Hix begins his walk up the steel steps before coming to a stop on the ring apron. He turns around facing the hard camera as Lochlyn Cade jumps the barricade. Hix gives him a thumbs up before ducking between the ropes. He takes a moment to moch the referee before walking backwards towards the corner of the ring. Hix smirks at Nikola, who just rolls her eyes, the ref calls for the bell. Hix charges across the ring catching Nikola off guard with a body press, Nikola falls to her butt in the corner, Hix grinds his boot across the face of Nikola. Jimmy Garcia: I bet Nikki isn’t liking that.Katta Pult: Probably not, but we all have to wonder about the status of Karlie, she has never missed a scheduled match.Hix smirks and taunts Nikola, as she backs up the charge in again, Nikola rolls out of the corner and Eli connects knee first, Nikola grabs a quick rollup. One Kickout. Nikola and Eli talk trash to each other and go for a lockup, Eli ducks under and when Nkola turns around, Eli thumbs her in the eye. He open hand slaps Nikola’s chest backing her into the ropes, the ref calls for a break, Eli backs up then connects with a right hand, Eli smirks, Nikola charges forward Eli sidesteps, Nikola spins around, Eli tries to again poke Nikola in the eye, she blocks it, then gouges Eli’s eye. Nikola then grabs a side headlock and grinds Eli head across the top rope, then smashes his face into the corner, she pushes Eli into the corner, and unleashes a series of rapid fire kicks, putting a little extra juice behind each one, Nikola yells at the ref before she backs the quickly chokes him with her foot. Again the ref calls for a break, Nikola breaks at for. Eli takes a wild swing at Nikola who ducks, Nikki lifts Eli, and drives him to the mat with a belly to back suplex. Nikola stomps Eli who rolls out of the ring and Nikola follows, Eli quickly slides back in, Eli catches Nikola as she stepping through the ropes, Nikola fall to the outside, as she stumble to her feet, Eli drive through the ropes taking Nikola out with a suicide dive, Eli trash talks Tracy and he lift Nikola up by the hair, Eli slams Nikola face first inot the ring apron then rolls her back inside. Jimmy Garcia: Eli seems focused here tonight, Nikola one the other hand doesn’t.Katta Pult: Yeah, if Nikola doesn’t get it together, she will be on the losing side tonight.Eli cockily enters the ring, and taunts the crowd, he reaches to lift up Nikola, who catches him in a small package. One Kickout. Nikola takes Eli down with a drop toe hold, and slaps Eli across the back of the head before grabbing a chinlock and wrenching Eli’s head and raking his face, the crowd boos and Nikola tells the crowd to shut their mouths, Eli maneuvers to a knee and starts to stand up and driving his elbow into Nikola’s gut. Eli rams Nikola into the corner then slams her to the mat, he mounts the second rops and attempts a pointed elbow drop but gets only the mat as Nikola rolls out of the way, Nikola repeatedly kicks Eli in the ribs. Jimmy Garcia: Nikola’s kicks look like they really hurt.Eli holds his ribs as Nikola grinds her boot against Eli’s face. Nikola then slams Eli face first to the mat and stomps the back of his head, she praces around the ring, taunting the Winnipeg crowd. She again kicks Eli in the ribs and quickly locks in a bow and arrow lock, and wrenches on Eli, the ref drops to count seeing Nikola’s shoulder on the mat. Nikola breaks the hold, then locks in a crossed legged Boston Crab. She yells at Eli to quit like the loser he is. Eli pulls himself towards the ropes, Nikola pulls him back and locks the hold in tighter, again Eli pulls himself to the ropes, grabbing the bottom. Nikola holds to four then breaks, she argues with the ref which allows Tracy to slap Eli across the face. Nikola chokes Eli on the ropes, the ref warns her and she again argues with the ref, Tracy then rakes Eis eyes. Eli stumbles up and back into the ring, Nikola floors him with a discus clothesline and mounts him and unleashes a series of punches, elbows and headbutts, she covers. One Two Eli kicked out. Nikola clubs Eli across the back not allowing him to get up, Nikola twists Eli’s ankle and knee with an old school spinning toe hold, before locking in an Indian Deathlock, the ref drops down and asks Eli if he wants to tap, Nikola grabs the ropes for extra leverage, Eli refuses to tap, and nikola sensing she has complete control breaks the hold and stands up, and waits on Eli, as Eli gets to his feet, Nikola nails Eli with a backstabber, Eli pops up Nikola goes for the Kick of Perfection, Eli and gets a roll up, and places his feet on the ropes. One Two Three. Hix slides out of the ring and jumps the barricade and laughs at Nikola as she argues with the ref. Ding Ding. Ethan Miller: Here is your winner Eli Hix.Jimmy Garcia: Eli wins here tonight and gets a huge win against a decorated champion.Katta Pult: Come on Jimmy, Eli clearly cheated.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 2, 2021 21:36:32 GMT -5
The Heritage!
We're backstage with Jade Riley. Jade Riley: My guests at this time, they are the Canadian Tag Team Champions, The Heritage.The crowd boos as both James and Luka walk in on either side of her into frame. Jade Riley: You guy-James Payne: Everyone here in the Cruiserweight Tag Team division have been ducking us and to be honest it doesn't hurt our feelings. You want to know why?Luka Parsons: Because we're that damn good. James Payne: Ya'see, there isn't anyone in Action Wrestling that can do what we do. We're not just talking the talk, but we're walking the walk.Luka Parsons: Jade, pretty soon this division will know just who we are because we're not going to have open challenges anymore.James Payne: Nope! Since no one wants to bring the fight to us.. we're going to take the fight to them.Luka Parsons: They won't see it coming either. That's not a threat.James Payne: That's a guarantee.They both high five and walk out of frame in separate directions. Jade shrugs and the scene ends.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 2, 2021 21:37:56 GMT -5
Chairs Match Two Gents vs. The Gatecrashers(c)
DING DING Ethan Miller: Following contest is for the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships and it is.. A CHAIRRSS MATCH!!As it's being announced we're panning around the ring and noticing a chair in the ring in each corner, we see chairs lined up on the outside and chairs laying down on the mats all around the ring. Jimmy Garcia: This is going to be insane!Katta Pult: This should get stiff!Suddenly, and without warning, the sound of trumpet fanfare echoes throughout the arena, as though a monarch is about to enter into a throne room. The brassy sound echoes on the final note, before giving way to Shining Star by Earth Wind and Fire. And it is here that the two gents finally make their appearance... Standing on the ramp together they hold up their hands, shaking their hand in time to the opening riff of the song., the crowd hushes in anticipation as the BWAH of the first trumpet hits. The gents fist bump at this precise moment, triggering two confetti cannons which shoot into the crowd at the same time. They grin and soak in the atmosphere as one of Jenson's LARPing crew walks towards them with a brace of t-shirt cannons on a cushion. He bows in front of the stars as Teo and Jenson take the cannons then start walking toward the ring, shooting t-shirts into the crowd, forwarded by more confetti and ribbons, showerng the crowd with gifts and paper. Ethan Miller: The Masters of DnD.. They are.. TWOOOOO GENTSSSSSS!!They finally reach the ring and remove their capes, stepping onto the apron, holding their arms in the air, basking in the crowd response. Jimmy Garcia: Teo Blaze and Jenson are ready! They just lost those Tag Team Championships but don't think for one second they don't want them right back!Katta Pult: However, their opponents are Pettis and Void! The new Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions are here to defend their newly won titles in this unique match up!Jimmy Garcia: This match is pinfall and submission inside the ring, however, chairs are legal!Katta Pult: Are any other weapons legal?!Jimmy Garcia: Per JJ Biggs earlier this afternoon, absolutely not! Only Chairs can be used for any weapons in this match."Out of the Black" by Royal Blood hits and the crowd boos as Pettis and Void come down the ramp. Jimmy Garcia: Multi-time Tag Team Champions in our Cruiser Division means they're one of the best tag teams in AW history, hands down!Katta Pult: Hard to argue!They get into the ring and all four superstars begin to brawl!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Here we go!!Katta Pult: ITS A BIG TIME BRAWL!!The ref is trying to keep order but Pettis whips Teo into the corner but Teo crashes out and just hits a dropkick on Pettis sending her down! She rolls to the apron to get up as Jenson is picked up onto Voids shoulders but Jenson gets out of it and Void hits a pele kick sending him stumbling back! Pettis is up on the apron and grabs Jenson and they struggle for domination as Void hits an enziguri to Teo sending him through the ropes to the outside! Teo crashes onto the mats but gets up and notices Pettis on the apron is picking up Jenson for a vertical suplex onto the apron! Pettis has him up as Void hits the ropes and rushes across the ring and just SUICIDE DIVES OVER THE TOP ROPE.. INTO A CROSSBODY ON JENSON WHO IS UPSIDE DOWN IN THE PETTIS VERTICAL SUPLEX AND ALL THREE CRASH OFF THE APRON DOWN ONTO TEO ON THE OUTSIDE!! Jimmy Garcia: HOLY JESUS SHIT!!Katta Pult: WHAT THE HELL DID WE JUST SEE?!All four superstars crash down onto the mats and the crowd is losing their mind at the one-of-a-kind never-happening-again spot! All four superstars crawl around to try to get up but Pettis smashes a chair across the back of Jenson!! Jimmy Garcia: OH MAN!!Jenson rolls into the ring under the ropes and is holding his back. Pettis rolls in and sets the chair up like a seated position. Pettis picks up Jenson and whips him into the ropes and drop toe holds Jenson and he smashes his head down into the chair!! Jimmy Garcia: GEEZE!!Jenson stumbles up and Void rolls into the ring and hitting a spear taking him down! Pettis is on the apron as Void is up and hits a knee to the back of Jensons head as Pettis springboards from the apron to the ropes with a huge leg drop to Jenson!! Void and Pettis pin Jenson!! Katta Pult: Trying to put it away right here!!ONE!! TWO!! Teo smashes a chair across the back of Pettis!! The crowd pops!! Void is up and gets a chair to the stomach! Then a chair across the back!! Katta Pult: Teo Blaze on FIRE!Teo goes to the corner and squeezes the chair between the turnbuckles and picks up Void! He whips Void into the corner and Void smashes head first into the chair and stumbles back! Jenson hits a German Suplex on Void as Teo hits a neckbreaker catching Void at the same time!! Jimmy Garcia: What a tag team move!!They both pin Void!! ONE!! TWO!! Pettis goes to break it up but Teo and Jenson roll out of the way and she splashes Void!! Jimmy Garcia: OHHH!!Katta Pult: NOT GOOD!Pettis stumbles up and Jenson picks her up for a backsuplex and Teo catches her legs hitting a powerbomb! They both pin Pettis!! ONE!! TWO!! Void breaks it up with a knee to the side of Teos head!! Jimmy Garcia: These superstars are going crazy!!Katta Pult: This is what the CruiserClash tag team division is all about!Void picks up Teo and pulls him to the middle of the ring where a chair is laid out on the canvas and hits a suplex but both men smash their heads into the steel chair!! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY!!Pettis is up and goes for a lariat but Teo ducks and then springboards off the middle rope with a chair in his hand and SMASHES it into a CHAIR THAT PETTIS WAS HOLDING AND BOTH SUPERSTARS GET THE BEST OF THE OTHER AND FALL OUT!! Katta Pult: Ohhh that didn't look good for either superstar!!Teo and Pettis crawling around.. Void and Jenson doing much of the same.. Jimmy Garcia: The chairs already taking their affect on all four! Who can take advantage?!Pettis stumbles up and grabs Teo from behind but he front rolls and Pettis stumbles into a powerslam from Jenson! Void is up and Teo hits a back body drop and Jenson catches him with a powerbomb! Katta Pult: OH MY!!Teo hits a BLAZING KNEE on Pettis who picked up a chair!! Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SHIT!!Teo pins Pettis!! Jenson grabs a chair and smashes it over the back of Void! One! Two! THREE!! DING DING DING Katta Pult: OH MY GOD!! WE GOT NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!Jimmy Garcia: TWO GENTS WIN THE TITLES! TWO GENTS WIN THE TITLES!!The crowd erupts as Teo and Jenson on their knees embrace and hug each other in the middle of the ring! Jimmy Garcia: TWO GENTS ARE FOUR TIME! CRUISER TAG CHAMPS! I CANT BELIEVE IT!!They get their Tag belts and jump up celebrating!! The crowd is cheering. Pettis and Void are on the outside of the ring grabbing at each other to coach each other up. They look inside of the ring and notice Two Gents still celebrating. Katta Pult: We gotta take a commercial break! CruiserClash50 is amazing so far!!Jimmy Garcia: Damn right! We'll be right back!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 2, 2021 21:38:34 GMT -5
Uh.
There’s another cut backstage that seems unintended as footage of that “unregistered HyperCam 2” when a strange blast of light overexposes the images. Then a gloved hand of some backstage hand grabs the camera and removes it from the coffin. Moments later you can hear the high-pitched screaming of Orret Goldrock against this man explaining that he was asked to remove the camera before cutting back to ringside.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 2, 2021 21:39:13 GMT -5
Atara Themis vs. Terra Walker vs. Bad Ass Bob
Atara Themis and Badass Bob are already in the ring. They start brawling before Terra Walker comes out! Jimmy Garcia: Wow! Hang on!!"Honeysuckle" by The Dillinger Escape Plan ambushes the PA systems. The lights go frantic, with multiple colors flashing, and multiple spotlights searching around, causing the anticipation and anxiety throughout the crowd. One spotlight spots Terra Walker within the ruckus crowd, who are now going berserk with excitement at her appearance. Ethan Miller: Making her way to the ring. She hails from Oxford, England, and weighs 132 lbs. She is "Psychonic" TERRAAA WALKERRR!She pushes through the ruckus crowd with aggression, until she finds a willing group that crowd surfs her to the barricade. Once there, she stands atop it, and lets out a valiant war cry, the crowd following suit. She walks on the announce table, not caring about the commentators, leaping off afterwards to slide into the ring. Terra rushes to the ropes and let's out another war cry, causing fireworks to shoot above her, crossing rapidly in an X shape. She stands on the bottom turnbuckle, ready to slaughter anyone in her path. She slides into the ring!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: HERE WE GO!!Atara turns around and Terra hits MAGNITUDE 9!! Badass Bob is crawling around and Terra hits BRAIN TREMOR!! Jimmy Garcia: WOW!!Katta Pult: HOLY MOLY!!Terra puts Atara on Badass Bob and pins both! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: OH MY!!Katta Pult: WHAT A WIN FOR TERRA WALKER!!She gets up and takes her hand away from the ref and just raises it her own! She poses as the crowd boos. Jimmy Garcia: She's defeated Masuda Teijin and now just defeated both Atara Themis and Badass Bob! It wasn't even a handicap match!Katta Pult: Like I said, what a win!She walks up the ramp as we go to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 2, 2021 21:41:51 GMT -5
Regan Voorhees vs. Addy A(c)
The Action Tron alights with an image of a black-and-white claymation pig. The swine, clad in top hat and tailed-tuxedo puffs greedily on a cigar, a porcine robber baron. A buzzsaw screams through the scene, teeth rending the wealthy swine in two as red splatters the screen. Blood trickles down, sullying the white background to spell out...
REGAN VOORHEES
The buzzsaw screech stops as the lights go red, turning the arena to a killing floor. Amid the crimson sea of humanity, a pristine white spotlight tracks up the aisle to the entryway, where it finds Regan sitting crosslegged, her head bowed beneath the hood of her translucent white raincoat. Beneath the see-thru fabric is her sanguine-tinted ring gear, accented with a pattern of weaving white vines adorned with blossoming black camellias. Her pre-match meditation over, the Duchess' eyes snap open as she vaults limberly to a standing position. On her way to the ring she ignores the crowd, instead taking the time stretch her arms and neck. With a saunter, she climbs the ring steps, pausing at the ropes to pull her hood back and shake loose a mane of shoulder-length blond hair. One hand over the ropes, she glances to the crowd, offering them the slightest of photogenic smirks. From there, she removes her raincoat, neatly folding it on the top rope for the ring attendant, before finally entering the ring. Finding her corner, Regan does a quick stretch of each leg, before hooking her elbows under the top rope. Leaning forward, she gives her opponent's corner a dagger's stare as she waits for the opening bell. Jimmy Garcia: This next match could favor Regan, because of Joey Bunga!Katta Pult: We'll have to see! Anything can happen in Action Wrestling!The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena. "I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive / Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?" Addy walks out to the stage in all her glory. "It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge / I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been" She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around. "I just wanna call you, but I know I can't / Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans" Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin. "Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand / You could lose a hand, you could lose a" When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand. Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONNNNNN ADDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the ceiling and starts skipping to the ring. Adelaide random picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope. Jimmy Garcia: Here she is!! The Cruiserweight Champion of the World!Katta Pult: She looks great with the belt!DING DING DING Regan grabs Addy and hits a few chops before sending him back into the turnbuckle with a boot to the gut and a huge right hand. He whips Addy out of the corner into the opposite turnbuckle and lets Addy stumble out and hits a scoop slam! Regan stomps on Addy and lifts him back up hitting a suplex! Regan goes for a cover! ONE! TWO! Addy kicks out. Regan grabs Addy and hits a few chops and sends him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline! Addy ducks and lets Regan turn around and hits a dropkick! Regan goes down to the canvas before rolling to her knees where Addy meets her with a kick to the head! Addy pins Regan! ONE! TWO! Regan gets a shoulder out and rolls to the corner where Addy helps her to her feet just to whip her out of the corner into the other turnbuckles hitting a powerslam! Addy pins Regan! One! Two! Regan gets another shoulder up. Jimmy Garcia: It was almost over!Katta Pult: I thought it was!This time Addy picks up Regan and goes for a suplex but Regan gets out of it and hits BELLE RINGER. Addy is out! Regan covers! One! Two! Thre- NO!! Jimmy Garcia: ADDY A GETS A SHOULDER UP!!Katta Pult: THIS MATCH IS EVENLY MATCHED!Regan whips Addy to the ropes and goes for a kick but Addy catches the boot and whips Regan around and hits GOLDEN MILE! Addy has her down for the count! ONE!! TWO!! REGAN KICKS OUT!! Jimmy Garcia: WOW! I DIDNT THINK REGAN COULD KICK OUT!Katta Pult: THATS THE FORMER TWO TIME CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!! PUT RESPECK ON HER NAME, JIMMY BOY!Addy lifts Regan to her feet and goes for another suplex but Regan gets out of it one more time! This time Regan whips Addy to the ropes but both superstars hit a clothesline sending the other one down! Jimmy Garcia: Both of them are down!Katta Pult: Who can take advantage!The crowd begins to boo as Joey Bunga begins to walk down the stage .. and he's dressed AS ADDY A! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!Katta Pult: WHAT THE HELL?!He's blowing kisses and grabbing his crotch and thrusting like a sexual deviant! Bunga gets on the apron and is showing his ass in a thong and Addy is getting up pretty frustrated. Joey is doing a blowjob motion with his hands and mouth as Addy rushes over to clobber him but Bunga gets off the apron and Regan rolls Addy A up!! ONE!! TWO!! THRE- ADDY KICKS OUT!! Regan is already back up and ducks the clothesline, ROLLING ADDY UP ONE MORE TIME!! ONE!! TWO!! THRE- ADDY kicks out and rolls through the ropes and Bunga doesn't notice but he's hotdoggin his crotch for the crowd and Addy SLAPS Bunga!! He goes down!! Katta Pult: DOWN GOES BUNGA!!Addy rolls into the ring and ducks Regans clothesline and rolls Regan up!! ONE!! TWO!! THR- Regan kicks out!! Katta Pult: OH MY GOD THIS IS GETTING TOO INTENSE!!Regan is up and Addy charges at her but Regan pulls in the ref!! Addy smashes into the ref in the corner!! Jimmy Garcia: NO NO NO!!Bunga slides in with the Cruiserweight Championship belt! Katta Pult: GET OUT OF THERE!!Addy turns around and Bunga SMASHES THE TITLE BELT INTO ADDY A!! Jimmy Garcia: NOOOO!!Bunga slides out of the ring as Regan grabs the turnbuckles and lifts herself back to her feet and grabs Addy and hits The Abattoir!! Katta Pult: OH MY GOD!!Bunga slaps the ref who is slowly waking up!! Regan turns Addy over and covers both legs!! ONE! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!Bunga slides in with the Cruiserweight Championship belt as fans begin to throw trash into the ring! Katta Pult: I CANT BELIEVE.. WHAT WE JUST SAW!Jimmy Garcia: THIS IS LOW DOWN DIRTY BULLSHIT!Addy rolls to the corner as Bunga and Regan embrace. She takes the Cruiserweight title and holds it up as Bunga is deflecting trash.. Jimmy Garcia: Tonight should be a celebration for Addy!! Should be a big night for her and REGAN WITH A CHEAPSHOT!!Katta Pult: JOEY BUNGA IS A PILE OF GARBAGE AND IM TIRED OF PRETENDING HES NOT!Jimmy Garcia: THREE TIME CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION! UGH! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!Regan stands in the ring as Bunga grabs the Cruiserweight title and stands behind Regan. He puts it around her waist and latches it together. Regan stands with the belt around her waist as Bunga crawls on his hands and knees around Regan sniffing her legs like a dog. He barks and sits up like a dog with his tongue hanging out as Regan pats him on the head. Jimmy Garcia: Thats it for Clash50!Katta Pult: We're out of-IM BAAACKKKK.. the music of JJ Biggs HITS and the crowd erupts! The crowd erupts as JJ Biggs comes out to the stage with a microphone.. JJ Biggs: Easy! Easy! Not so fast!The crowd cheers. JJ Biggs: Regan, you may have just won this match and congratulations on CHEATING your way to another Cruiserweight Championship but I'm not done with you! At Uprising, you'll be defending your Cruiserweight Championship ... IN A LADDER MATCH!The crowd erupts!! Bunga stands up and talks MAAAD shit on Biggs as Regan just stares daggers to Biggs from inside the ring. JJ Biggs: You'll be facing off against Terra Walker!Crowd boos. JJ Biggs: .. AND ADDY A!!The crowd ERUPTS Regan doesn't stop staring daggers to Biggs as he smiles and drops the mic. Addy doesn't change her expression though. Bunga keeps talking shit. CruiserClash fades off the air.
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