Ladder Match
Strong Style Express vs. Starr/Power vs. Two Gents vs. Red White & Bruised vs. The Gatecrashers(c)
We pan around the sold out Arena buzzing and cheering. We see at least a dozen Ladders standing around the ring and down the ramp.
Katta Pult: Well, it's time Jimmy!Jimmy Garcia: That it is! It's time for the ladder match main event!We see the two Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships hanging above the ring.
DING DING
Adilene Floyd: This is a 5 team Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship.. LAADDEERR MATCH!!The crowd pops.
Crush Em' By Megadeth blasts in the arena!
Adilene Floyd: Accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon and Hilda Meyer, Karlie Nash, Nikki Vaughn, Red, White, and Bruised.Karlie and Nikki step on the stage wearing matching Red White and Bruised T-shirts, they smirk as they react to the crowd they walk with swagger towards the ring, they climb the ropes from the outside and point to the crowd and make the loser sign, they meet in the middle of the ring and high five, they enter their corner, Karlie sits in the corner as Nikki lays out on the top rope.
Jimmy Garcia: Over two years ago, Karlie reached up in a TLC match at Evolution 2 to capture the Tag Team Championships! Can it happen again right here tonight!?Katta Pult: Karlie and Nikki are one of the greatest tag teams in Action Wrestling, this night could be their night!The lights dim to black as synths of “808s Bendin’” begin to warble and preen.
White lights sweep the crowd as they center on the entrance ramp where Graysie Parker and Kazuhiro Katayama stand. Both in matching Collegiate Letter Style Jackets, SSX printed in a stylized graphic on the back and their names across the left breast.
As Stevie Stone and Tech N9ne lay it down, they walk down to the ring, all business, slapping hands with the crowd before sliding into the ring and moving to their corner, removing their jackets.
Jimmy Garcia: This is the hot new tag team! They have all the momentum in the world! It would be no surprise if they capture Tag Team gold here tonight!Katta Pult: She's tough, she's big and Kaz is fast! The perfect storm for a tag team and you're right, it wouldn't be a surprise!Grimes’s “Medieval Warfare” plays. Minka Starr walks out onto the stage and poses leaning on her cane. Beatriz Hauser appears and stands stoically beside her partner.
Adilene Floyd: Presenting at a combined weight of 323 pounds: Starr/Power!!When the lyrics start Minka taps the cane on the ground and then gives it a twirl before strutting down the ramp, slapping hands with fans as she goes. A focussed Brick slowly heads towards the ring as well, cracking her neck and rolling her shoulders to limber up. When Minka reaches the stairs she high-kicks up the steps. Holding onto the ringpost she spins around, and then cheekily backs in between the ropes. Brick meanwhile has just reached the ring apron. She lets her duster slip off and then, grabbing the middle rope, pulls herself up.
Hanging her hat and jacket atop the post and dropping her cane, Minka does a triple handspring back flip out of the corner ending with a twist so when she sticks the landing she’s facing the hard camera. Hauser ignores her partner’s theatrics as she walks along the outside until she reaches their corner, where she ducks inside. While Brick uses the ropes to stretch, Minka bows with a flourish and winks. She turns and acknowledges her partner, encouraging the audience to give her a round of applause. Brick nods slightly and leans against the top turnbuckle.
Jimmy Garcia: Minka Starr and Brick are no strangers to beating the best of the best! They've defeated Spayde Martinez, and Minka was #1 contender not too long ago! These two are just as dangerous as anyone else!Katta Pult: That's what makes this match so special here tonight! I don't think I've seen a ladder match in Action Wrestling where ANY team could do it! Any one from this match can be Champion!Suddenly, and without warning, the sound of trumpet fanfare echoes throughout the arena, as though a monarch is about to enter into a throne room. The brassy sound echoes on the final note, before giving way to Shining Star by Earth Wind and Fire. And it is here that the two gents finally make their appearance... Standing on the ramp together they hold up their hands, shaking their hand in time to the opening riff of the song., the crowd hushes in anticipation as the BWAH of the first trumpet hits. The gents fist bump at this precise moment, triggering two confetti cannons which shoot into the crowd at the same time. They grin and soak in the atmosphere as one of Jenson's LARPing crew walks towards them with a brace of t-shirt cannons on a cushion. He bows in front of the stars as Teo and Jenson take the cannons then start walking toward the ring, shooting t-shirts into the crowd, forwarded by more confetti and ribbons, showerng the crowd with gifts and paper.
They finally reach the ring and remove their capes, stepping onto the apron, holding their tag team titles in the air, basking in the crowd response.
Jimmy Garcia: The former Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions! These guys run the division, lets face it and tonight they can be right back on top!Katta Pult: Hate to say it but some are pointing to tonight being the end-all-be-all! If they can't win the belts here tonight, should they stay in this division!?Jimmy Garcia: Sounds like gossip!Katta Pult: Very well could be!"Out of the Black" by Royal Blood hits and the crowd boos. VOID and Pettis come out wih no belts and they immediately look up looking at their belts hanging above hte ring. They walk down the ramp focused, zoned in on the superstars inside the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: The Tag Team Champions being put in this match isn't fun nor easy! But they're willing to do it!Katta Pult: Jim Mud, Donald Deruty and Torture have morphed this match into what it is now and I have to say, this doesn't gave GateCrashers what so ever!They get inside the ring and walk to the middle. Void and Pettis look around as each corner has a tag team ready to beat their ass. Void and Pettis continue looking at each team spinning slowly in a circle.
Jimmy Garcia: You can feel the intensity from these teams!They continue looking at everyone..
DING DING DING
Pettis and Void yell out BRING IT!!
Jimmy Garcia: HERE WE GO!!All four teams start brawling with Void and Pettis!!
Katta Pult: This is gang warfare!!Graysie picks up Void and throws him over the top rope!! On the other side of the ring, Karlie and Brick have Pettis up in the air and throw her over the top rope to the outside!!
Now all the teams start brawling with each other!! Finally Nikki is thrown through hte ropes to the apron! She tries getting up but it's Teo and Jenson with a dropkick in stereo knocking her off the apron right in front of the announcers! Teo gets up and Brick picks him up and slams him down onto the canvas! Karlie turns Brick around and hits a strike! Another strike! She hits the ropes but Brick hits a knee to the gut and then shitcans her through the ropes to the outside!
Brick turns around and Jenson picks her up with a spinebuster slamming her back down on the canvas! Minka kicks Jenson in the ribs and hits a basic suplex slamming his back down on the canvas! Minka gets up and Kaz hits a spinkick knocking Minka back into the corner! Kaz hits a running knee to the chest of Minka and then Grayzie hits a running splash in the corner too! Minka stumbles down to the canvas as Brick is up but Kaz hits a superkick knocking her through the ropes!!
Kaz and Graysie taunt as they slide out of the ring and grab a ladder! They fold it up and slide it into the ring!
Jimmy Garcia: Already!! Strong Style Express!! Looking for a ladder, they got one and now the belts could be theirs!!They set up the one ladder in the middle of the ring and start climbing up both sides.
Just then Void is in the ring and climbs up the ladder behind Kaz and pulls him down with a back suplex down onto the canvas!! Karlie and Pettis grab the legs of Graysie and slam her down with a powerbomb onto the canvas!!
Katta Pult: That halts the momentum of Graysie and Kaz!Void climbs the ladder but Karlie pulls him down to the canvas but Void is on his feet! He hits an enziguri kick knocking Karlie back through the ropes! Void and Pettis get together and climb the ladder! Brick is in the ring and pulls Pettis down and hits a forearm shot knocking her down!
Jimmy Garcia: VOID IS REACHING UP!!Void is reaching up, indeed, but it's Minka and Brick grabbing the ladder tilting it and Void falls onto the ropes and flips over crashing to the outside!!
Teo and Jenson are on the outside of the ring grabbing a ladder and making a bridge from the announcers table to the apron.
Katta Pult: Some construction going on right here from Two Gents!Teo and Jenson turn around and Brick baseball slides under the ladder and grabs the legs of Teo and trips him down to one knee and then hits a knee to the head of Teo! Jenson reaches across but Minka hits another ladder on the back of Jenson!! Minka stretches the ladder standing it up a few feet away from the bridged ladder on the table and apron. Minka begins to climb up the ladder and Brick moves Jenson onto the bridge laying him out!
Katta Pult: OH god! What are they doing here?! What do they have planned?!Jimmy Garcia: This is not good for Jenson!!Teo fights back on Brick and moves Jenson off the ladder bridge as and Teo and Brick fight away from the ladder bridge but Minka is still on the stood-up ladder! She turns around and notices Kaz is climbing up the other side and they start throwing punch after punch on top of the ladder stood up on the outside of the ring!
Kaz looks down behind Minka and tries shoving her off the ladder so she'd crash down on the ladder bridge on the apron/announcer table. Minka fights back though! Kaz gets a few strikes but it's Pettis who throws another ladder up hitting the back of Kaz!
Minka pulls Kaz up on more step and then dips her head and helps Kaz get back body drop from the top of the ladder!!
Jimmy Garcia: LOOK OUT!!Kaz falls from the Minka back body drop and CRASHES through the ladder bridge!!
Katta Pult: OH MY!! KAZ HAS TO BE BROKEN IN HALF!!Jimmy Garcia: THE LADDER IS BROKEN IN HALF!!Kaz is out cold under the ladder bridge debris and everyone in the arena is chanting HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Graysie starts going crazy on the other side of the ring and hits a tbone suplex on Teo! She hits a belly to belly on Jenson!! Graysie hits a back suplex on Brick! Void is up and jumps off the apron but Graysie hits a belly to belly suplex on the outside!! Nikki goes for a side kick but Graysie hits an exploder into the steel steps!!
Graysie gets up as refs and officials rush around the ring from down the ramp to assist Kaz!
Jimmy Garcia: Kaz is out! Kaz is done! Graysie has to do this on her own!Katta Pult: She looks like she can do it!Graysie grabs a tall ladder and bridges it on the guardrailing and the apron and slides into the ring where Minka is trying to climb the ladder towards the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships!
Katta Pult: Minka can do it right here!!Jimmy Garcia: Here comes Graysie!!Graysie climbs up the other side of the ladder in the middle of the ring and slaps Minka right across the face!! Minka goes to slap back but Graysie catches it and slams the arm across the top of the ladder and hits a forearm! Minka is about to fall and Graysie hits another forearm and Minka falls from the top of the ladder crashing down onto the canvas!!
Graysie looks down at Kaz being hauled away by medical officials and she yells! She reaches up towards the CW Tag belts!!
Katta Pult: SHES GONNA DO IT!! GRAYSIE IS GONNA DO IT FOR HER TEAM!!Graysie fingers the title belt but Karlie and Nikki have the bottom of the ladder!!
Katta Pult: NO NO NO LOOK OUT!!Karlie and Nikki lift up the ladder and Graysie falls from inside the ring on top of the ladder and over the top ropes and CRASHES THROUGH THE LADDER BRIDGE SHE SET UP!!
Katta Pult: OH MY GOD!!Graysie is OUT fucking COLD. She's bent in half and the medical officials rush to her too!!
Karlie and Nikki wipe their hands as if they just cleaned up a big mess. Nikki and Karlie fix the ladder inside the ring and set it up in the middle once again and look up.
Jimmy Garcia: Red White and Bruised.. this is it!!Teo and Jenson slide in the ring with a ladder! They set it up next to Karlie and Nikki and climb up!!
Katta Pult: Former Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions! All four of them climbing the ladders!!The two ladders next to each other, in the middle and Teo, Jenson, Nikki, Karlie all on top of the ladders!
Jenson flips over his ladder to the other one and hits a sunset powerbomb on NIKKI OFF THE LADDER AND THEY CRASH DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!
Jimmy Garcia: JENSON JUST POWERBOMBED NIKKI OFF THE LADDER!!Karlie and Teo hit strike after strike as Teo flips over the ladder for a sunset flip powerbomb but Karlie catches him hanging on her shoulders!!
Jimmy Garcia: OH NO OH NO!!Karlie falls off the ladder with a WHITE NOISE!! TEO CRASHES INTO THE CANVAS!!
Katta Pult: GOOD GOD!! GOOD GOD!! KARLIE JUST DROVE TEO STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!! SHE MAY HAVE HURT HERSELF IN THE PROCESS!!Brick and Minka slide into the ring but so do Void and Pettis! They all four climb up the two ladders towards the Championship belts!!
Katta Pult: Might be a race here!!Jimmy Garcia: Pettis is there first!!She reaches the belt but Minka next to her hits a chop to the chest!! Brick reaches up but Void smashes Bricks head into the top of the ladder!!
Pettis grabs Minka by the hair and jumps off the ladder HITTING A ONE LEGGED CODEBREAKER FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS!!
Jimmy Garcia: GOD DAMN!! THE CODEBREAKER FROM THE LADDER!!Just then Brick hits a russian leg sweep on Void and BOTH of them crash down onto the canvas off the top of the ladder!!
Jimmy Garcia: GOD ALMIGHTY!! EVERYONE HAS CRASHED OFF THIS LADDER!!Katta Pult: This is a high risk high reward match! It's Evolution IV! This is what it's all about; the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships!!Jimmy Garcia: Strong Style Express has been assisted to the back by medical professionals so it's down to these four teams!!Everyone now is laying inside the ring nursing their wounds.
Nikki is getting up first and climbs up the ladder but Pettis gets up and hits her across the back and puts her on her shoulders and dumps her over the top rope to the apron to the outside! Pettis turns around and Jenson hits a knee to the midsection and whips her into the ropes and leapfrogs over Pettis but TEO WITH THE BLAZING KNEE!!
Jimmy Garcia: BLAZING KNEE!! ON PETTIS!!Void gets up and hits Teo across the back and shoves him into the corner! He takes Teo and smashes him into the ladders! Teo stays put though and begins to climb up the ladder but Void pulls him down and Jenson hits Void from behind! They grab Void and push him into the ropes and team up on him!
Void shoves Teo off but Jenson goes for a knee but Void blocks it and lifts him up to the turnbuckles when he turns around! Void hits a forearm shot! Jenson kicks Void off but Void ducks and Teo crashes into Jenson knocking him off the turnbuckles crashing to the outside! Teo turns around and Void hits neckbreaker knocking him down onto the canvas!
Jimmy Garcia: They continue fighting each other! The Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships are on the line! Hanging 20 feet above the ring!!Minka and Brick are up and get to the bottom of the ladder to help each other up. They begin to climb up the two ladders standing next to each other but Karlie is in the ring and hits both of them across the back! Karlie gets an arm under Minka and Brick and yells out!!
Katta Pult: NO WAY!!Karlie powerbombs them from just a few rungs up and Minka and Brick crash down onto the canvas!
Jimmy Garcia: THE POWER!! THE STRENGTH!! THE CORE OF KARLIE NASH!!Nash turns around and climbs up the ladders and reaches the top and the crowd all stands up on their feet!!
Katta Pult: SHES GONNA DO IT AGAIN!! KARLIE IS GONNA DO IT AGAIN!!Jimmy Garcia: EVOLUTION 2 AND EVOLUTION 4 COULD BE THE BEST EVENTS FOR KARLIE!!She reaches the title belts but Void climbs up fast and hits a shot on Karlie!! She has to drop her arms but she hits a headbutt on Void! Void climbs up another rung to almost the top and hits a strike on Karlie! Karlie hits a strike on Void! She goes for another strike but Void blocks it! He hits a long lengthy kick to the side of Karlie! SHE CATCHES THE LEG!! VOID IS PLEADING HIS CASE!!
Jimmy Garcia: SHE CAN THROW HIM OFF RIGHT HERE!!Pettis climbs up the ladder and helps Void stay on the ladder and gets his leg back. Karlie tries to fight back on both of them but Pettis slaps Karlie! Karlie hits a strike on Void but Void blocks it and hits a headbutt to the chest of Karlie!
Katta Pult: This is not good!!Minka climbs up the ladder next to Karlie and hits a strike on Pettis! Pettis and Void are trying to fight them off but Minka is too much as she hits a forearm strike and then throws Pettis off the ladder and she hits the top ropes chest/head first and lands hard on the canvas!!
Jimmy Garcia: OH GOD DAMN!!Void goes for another strike but Minka blocks it and hits a slap across his chest and Karlie shoves him back off the ladder and he crashes down onto the cavnas!!
Katta Pult: KARLIE AND MINKA ARE LEFT UP THERE!!Karlie and Minka elbow each other while reaching up to grab the Championship belts!
Teo slides in and gets to the ladders and starts to climb up while Minka and Karlie still reach up for the CW Tag titles! Teo climbs up slowly and finally reaches the top but Karlie hits a strike on Teo!!
Teo fights back with a chop on Karlie!! Teo finishes climbing up and reaches for the Championship belts but Minka with a strike on Teo! Teo with a strike back on Minka! Minka with an elbow to Karlie who is right next to her!
Katta Pult: ALL THREE SUPERSTARS ON TOP!! THIS IS INSANE!! THIS IS INSANE!!Jimmy Garcia: THREE TEAMS BEING REPRESENTED AT THE TOP!! WHO CAN GRAB THE GOLD?!Teo reaches up again but Minka with another strike! Karlie with another strike too! Karlie reaches up and grabs a belt! Teo reaches up and grabs a belt! Minka reaches up and grabs a belt!!
All three of them trying to tug-o-war the belts closer!!
Jimmy Garcia: WHO WILL BE CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!?Minka hits a strike on Karlie! Karlie loses a steps and drops down a rung! Karlie catches her self but Minka superkicks head in the head and Karlie crashes down onto the canvas!!
Teo HAS THE BELTS!!
Jimmy Garcia: TEO HAS THEM!!Minka hits a forearm shot!! Hits a forearm shot!! Teo lets go after almost having the belts!
The crowd buzzes as..
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL!?Katta Pult: THATS DWADE AND KURAIM OF DEVILS GATE!!They have a ladder!! THEY SMASH IT AGAINST MINKAS BACK!!
MINKA FALLS OFF THE LADDER!!
THEY SMASH IT AGAINST TEO AND TEO FALLS OFF THE LADDER AND ROLLS UNDER THE ROPES!!
Jimmy Garcia: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!Dwade helps Void up to his feet and picks him up onto his shoulders as Kuraim hits Minka over the top rope crashing to the outside!!
Brick is up but Kuraim knocks her off the apron too!!
Kuraim helps Pettis into the ring and starts to slide Pettis up the ladder from under her!!
Katta Pult: OH COME ON EVEN I WOULDN'T DO THIS!!Dwade is helping Void on his shoulders up the ladder!!
JENSON IS IN!!
Jimmy Garcia: JENSON HAS A LADDER AND HES ON THE TOP ROPE!!JENSON JUMPS OFF THE ROPES WITH THE LADDER!!
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!JENSON JUST KNOCKS OVER EVERYONE KNOCKING ALL FOUR DEVILS GATE MEMBERS DOWN AND CRASHING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!
Katta Pult: THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE!!THE LADDER JENSON USED THOUGH, HAPPENED TO LAND STRAIGHT UP STANDING.. UNDER THE BELTS!!
TEO SPRINGBOARDS FROM THE TOP ROPE...
TO THE LADDER!!
Jimmy Garcia: WHERE DID TEO BLAZE COME FROM!?!THE CROWD POPPING
ALL STANDING
TEO GRABS THE CRUISERWEIGH TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS AND PULLS THEM DOWN!!
Katta Pult: TEO DID IT!! TWO GENTS DID IT!!DING DING DING
TEO SHAKES HIS ARMS WILDLY ON TOP OF THE LADDER AS THE LITTLE CAESERS ARENA ERUPTS!!
Jimmy Garcia: MY GOD!! WHAT A MAIN EVENT!! THE CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS ARE BACK AROUND THE WAIST OF TWO GENTS!!Teo jumps down off the ladder and moves the ladder out of its way as everyone has cleared from the ring. He picks up Andre Jenson who is dazed, confused and has no idea where he's at. Teo holds him up and puts the CW Tag Team belt on his shoulder!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT A WIN!! WHAT A NIGHT FOR TWO GENTS!!Katta Pult: THIS IS HIGHLY EMOTIONAL!!Jimmy Garcia: TEO BLAZE AND ANDRE JENSON ARE THREE TIME CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!We see Teo fall to his knees with Jenson who is now laying in his lap with both Tag Team belts. Teo looking around at the crowd who are STILLLLLL popping going crazy!
Katta Pult: DETROIT IS GOING TO BURN IT DOWN TONIGHT FOR THE TWO GENTS!!Jimmy Garcia: PUT THE APPLE JUICE ON ICE!! RIP OPEN SOME BIG LEAGUE CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND GET READY TO PARTY WITH THE TWO GENTS TONIGHT!Katta Pult: I CANT BELIEVE WE JUST WITNESSED THAT MATCH!!We see replays of all the big spots and the ups and downs. Finally we see the ultimate sacrifice from Jenson taking out all of Devils Gate and Jensons lucky ladder that just happened to stay standing up right under the belts and Teo springboarding to the ladder and climbing up to grab the belts.
We come back to Teo and Jenson still in the middle of the ring. We see Pettis and Void being helped up the ramp by Dwade and Kuraim; Devils Gate.
We see Red White and Bruised on the outside against the announcers table holding each other and then we see Minka and Brick sitting against the steel steps questioning what had happened.
PYRO SHOOTS OFF INSIDE THE ARENA..
AND CONFETTI STARTS TO RAIN DOWN!!
Jimmy Garcia: EVOLUTION IV ON CBS PRIMETIME LIVED UP TO ITS HYPE!!Katta Pult: AND WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!!Jimmy Garcia: TOMORROW WE'RE DOWN THE STREET IN FORD FIELD.. AND I CAN'T WAIT!Katta Pult: EVOLUTION IV CONTINUES TOMORROW ON AW NETWORK!Jimmy Garcia: CONGRATULATIONS TO THE RECORD-TYING THREE TIME TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION; TEO BLAZE AND ANDRE JENSON! THE TWO GENTS ARE BACK ON TOP!Katta Pult: GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!Teo is still holding Jenson who is a bit dazed and the crowd continues singing the theme song of Two Gents.
We fade off the air.
