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Post by Action Reel on Jun 7, 2021 22:10:38 GMT -5
Pyro shoots off inside the arena and the crowd is going crazy! We were just shown some of the hightlights from Havoc featuring the Cruiserweights and now we're live!! Jimmy Garcia: Welcome everybody to CruiserClash!!Katta Pult: We have a huge show to-Call Me Al hits the airwaves and Jim Mud walks out from behind the curtain to a huge chorus of boos! Katta Pult: .. I guess our GM is on his way!Jimmy Garcia: LOOK OUT!!Deruty hits him from behind on the ramp!! The music cuts out and Mud and Deruty begin to brawl!! Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god!! Deruty is here!! He was going to be in Havoc for his final appearance but Jim Mud took him out with a chair!!A dozen or so security officials break up the rumble and they're both being pulled apart. Deruty is being dragged back through the curtain as Mud is following him with security guards surrounding both parties! Jimmy Garcia: It's Evolution season, right?! What is happening!!Katta Pult: Talk about a hot start to CruiserClash!!We pick up backstage where both GMs are still trying to claw at each other... the guards are keeping them separated as best as they can but then an SUV pulls right up in front of them. The backdoor swings open. Torture steps out. The crowd pops. Deruty and Mud stop bickering and fighting and turn their attention towards Torture. The guards still surrounding both men for good measure.
Torture: What is this?! You have the entire Cruiserweight roster meeting me!Torture looks around and then looks directly into the camera realizing that this isn't the CW roster. Torture: Of course it isn't, I- anyways, we ready for tonight?! I wanted to just get to the arena early and see how you guys do as Co-General Managers!Deruty and Mud eyeball the hell out of each other. Torture stares at both men who are not responding to him. Torture: Alright, yeah, we don't use words for sure, I'm going to the office, ok.Torture heads off with his personal assistant and we fade to a commercial break. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 7, 2021 22:13:31 GMT -5
Marco Rossi vs. Azurine Vebbins vs. The Dutch Beekhof Experience
As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an automaton practicing aerobics. She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar). Upon entering the eastern ring apron, she glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction and her next opponent. Jimmy Garcia: As always, the crowd loves seeing Azurine Vebbins!
Katta Pult: Yeah, she’s been a fan favorite here for a time!Man on Fire starts to play and pyro comes from the ramp and Marco makes a pose on the ramp. He comes down the aisle and fives the fans as he does. Adilene Floyd: ladies and gentlemen from Tampa Florida he stands five feet eleven inches and weighs in at one hundred eighty seven pounds. He is the Man on Fire MARCO ROSSI!!!!The crowd goes nuts and he makes another pose and pyro comes from the turnbuckle. Jimmy Garcia: Marco looked great in his last match with was against Masuda Teijin a few weeks ago.Katta Pult: Yeah, he’ll be wanting to position himself right here tonight!"Ruler Of Everything" by Tally Hall hits the speakers as the enigma known as The Dutch Beekhof experience stumbles out from the back, his assistant, "The Mistress Of Magnificence" Alexandria Alure, walks out in a flashy dress holding Koko D. Hare in her arms. The trippy trio comes to the ring, with fans being given the honor of carassing Koko D. Hare's beautiful head, before Dutch gives them the signal to go to ringside. Adilene Floyd: From The Center of the Universe, weighing in at 197 Pounds of Pure Galactic Matter...he is DUTCH BEEKHOF!!!Dutch leaps up to the apron, climbs up to the second rope, and lifts his fancy hat high in the air, saying some sort of odd prayer to himself as the crowd pops for him. He hops in the ring and runs the ropes over and over in anticipation for the match-up that's about to take place. Jimmy Garcia: Dutch hasn’t had much luck here in Action Wrestling so far, Katta.Katta Pult: Yeah and I’m not too sure he’ll have much more luck here tonight against Marco Rossi and the former Cruiserweight Tag Champion, Azurine Vebbins, but we’re about to find out!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Marco hits a flying cross body, taking out both Dutch and Vebbins. Marco grabs Dutch and puts him down with a snap suplex. Vebbins misses with a clothesline as Marco runs across the ring and executes a running bulldog. Dutch stops Marco’s momentum with a roundhouse kick as he goes to run the ropes again. Dutch hits a standing double foot stomp on Marco before executing a float over DDT on Vebbins. Dutch quickly goes for the pin. ONE!! The referee barely slaps the mat once before Marco makes the save. Jimmy Garcia: Man! Quick pin there!Katta Pult: Well look how fast these competitors are going at it so far!Vebbings inserts herself into the match with a standing dropkick on Dutch and hits a running DDT on Marco, taking him down as well. Dutch tries to get back up but goes down to a forearm shiver from Azurine. Azurine ducks a clothesline from Marco and gets sent across the ring with a release german suplex! Jimmy Garcia: Azurine has taken control of this match and is laying both these fellas out!Katta Pult: Yeah, but here comes Dutch with a superkick out of nowhere!Jimmy Garcia: Azurine’s head almost popped off from that shot!Dutch tries to capitalize with a leg drop on Vebbins. He ducks a superkick from Marco and puts him in a headlock backbreaker! Marco starts flopping and flailing as Dutch puts him in a dragon sleeper. He looks like he’s about to fade, but Vebbins comes in and stops the move. Vebbins whips Dutch across the ring, but Dutch reverses. Vebbins takes him down with a tilt-a-whril headscissors takedown. She grabs Marco and snap suplexes him before grabbing Dutch again and executing a rolling fireman’s carry slam. She quickly hooks the leg. ONE!! TW--NO!! Marco stops the pin attempt. Marco backs Vebbins into the corner with a european uppercut and drops her with a slingshot splash. Marco quickly scales the turnbuckles and leaps off for a frankensteiner on Dutch. He holds onto Dutch’s legs and applies a figure four leglock. He has nowhere to go and looks like he’s about to tap when Vebbins leaps in and breaks up the submission move. Jimmy Garcia: What a wild CruiserClash match this has been, Katta!Katta Pult: Yeah, Jimmy! It’s hard to tell who is going to come out on top in this one!Vebbins picks up Dutch and throws him into the corner but Marco sunset Marcos over Vebbins and rolls her up! Vebbins immediately kicks out of whatever the fuck that last sentence was explaining and kicks Marcos in the head! Dutch rushes over but Vebbins throws him through the ropes! Vebbins jumps on Marcos for the pin!! One!!
Two!
Three!!
DING DING DING
Jimmy Garcia: Vebbins wins!!
Katta Pult: What a win for Vebbins! Huge congrats to her! She's a top female here in CruiserClash!
We fade to a commercial as Vebbins poses with her big win.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 7, 2021 22:16:15 GMT -5
Winner Gets A Contract Match
Jimmy Garcia: Is this even real?Katta Pult: You better believe it's real Jimmy. Out of the goodness of his heart General Manager Jim Mud has decreed the winner of this open try out match receives a contract to wrestle on CruiserClash.Jimmy Garcia: And the loser has to clean out his spittoon? That can't be real.Katta Pult: You'd be lucky if you got to clean out our general manager's spittoon!Jimmy Garcia: That's why I'm a supporter of Donald Deruty. I think Jim Mud may be trying to gain supporters to stage a coup against his co general manager.Katta Pult: As if. But wouldn't it be smart if he was?Adilene Floyd: This next contest is set for one fall and is for a CruiserClash contract! Introducing first.. weighing in at 120 pounds Jamie Berger!Loser by Beck plays as Jamie Berger walks out to absolutely no reaction. Adilene Floyd: And her opponent.. From Somewhere in Texas... weighing in at a sickly 159 pounds.. The Anti... Antidote!Down With the Sickness as covered by some terrible anonymous garage band plays as The Anti Antidote walks out also to no reaction. The fans do actively avoid him however for what that's worth. He gets in the ring and referee Nelson Muntz calls for the bell. The two circle.. staring at each other.. trying to figure out their next move.. their first move perhaps. They lock up.. and Born to Raise Hell mixed with Duke of Earl hits. The crowd loses their shit as Bad Ass Bob steps through the curtain mic in hand. B.A.B.: It's been awhile so let me warm up first...Bob clears his throat. B.A.B.: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCCCCCCCCCCK!A section of the crowd begins to chant You Still Got It which Bob acknowledges with a finger flip that also gets him cheers. B.A.B.: Since I left Action Wrestling I've been travelling the world looking for badasses to fight. Badasses to hone my skills against. But you can't be a bad ass in private. So I came back to CruiserClash looking to prove that Bad Ass Bob is the biggest fucking bad ass of em all! I'm here to fight anyone who thinks they are a bad ass. Or anyone who's disgracing the name of bad ass. Like these guys looking like they are the next Freddy Funk, or Shawn Young. Who the fuck are they? Exactly! Both of you guys are fighting for a contract? You don't fucking deserve a contract! But I'll tell you what.. I already have a contract. So why don't both of you fight me? You win.. you both get contracts. You lose.. you get your decidedly non bad asses the fuck out of this arena!Katta Pult: For someone who looks like Weird Al he sure does like to swear a lot. He'll never get into the hall of fame like me with a potty mouth like that.The crowd cheers. The Anti-Antidote and Jamie look at each other... then charge down the ramp towards Bad Ass Bob.
Katta Pult: Who is this guy?Jimmy Garcia: That's Bad Ass Bob! An original member of the CruiserClash roster. It appears he's back!Katta Pult: He just challenged two people. It doesn't appear he's very bright or that he's going to be back for very long.Berger and Anti-Antidote charge Bob on the ring ramp. Jamie getting ahead and running right into a spinebuster from Bob! Bob then immediately thesz presses and pummels away on the Antidote. He rips the Anti-Antidote's Hazmat mask off revealing.. Jimmy sighs. Jimmy Garcia: He looks much healthier then a few weeks ago. Why do those guys get all the luck?Bad Ass Bob proceeds to repeatedly batter The Anti-Antidote with the helmet before tossing it into the crowd who wisely avoid it. Bob grabs the Anti-Antidote by his greasy hair and drags him towards the ring and up the steps.. he pushes The Antidote down the steps and enters the ring by himself basking in the cheers.
Katta Pult: That's certainly poor sportsmanship.Jimmy Garcia: Bob don't give a fuck he's a badass.
Katta Pult: What?Jimmy Garcia: You wouldn't understand.Jamie makes her way to the ring sneaking up behind Bob with a clubbing weak forearm. She tries to whip Bob into the ropes but it's reversed. Bob shoot her off the ropes tosses her up in the air and connects with a brutal elbow to the nose on the way down. Jimmy Garcia: He calls that chicks dig facial scars.Katta Pult: How do you know that?Jimmy Garcia: From badass twitter of course.The Anti-Antidote finally gets into the ring looking dazed already. He charges Bob who monkey flips him then rolls through right into a double stomp! Jimmy Garcia: That's the Dirty Delete!Katta Pult: I already don't like this Bob.Bob scoops up Jamie hanging her upside down in the corner then delivering a basement dropkick. Which happens to be about as high a dropkick as Bob can throw. He then lifts up the Anti-Antidote with a press slam launching him right into the corner with Jamie. The two collapsing in a heap. Bob kicks them a few time moving the pile of rubble a few feet away from the corner. Bob then climbs to the top rope and.. Jimmy Garcia: Shut you Up Didn't I!Katta Pult: I am actually quite surprised Bad Ass Bob could land a moonsault that well.He stacks them up, flips them off then covers with one foot. 1.. 2.. 3! Adilene Floyd: Here is your winner... Bad Ass Bob!Jimmy Garcia: Bad Ass Bob is back! I don't entirely know what that means but apparently he's on a bad ass mission. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 7, 2021 22:20:18 GMT -5
Backstage in the GM office!
Torture: hahahah! I loved that! Whose idea was it to bring back Bob?!Jim Mud: Me sir.
Torture: Brilliant idea!Deruty bites his lip in frustration. The GM office is cramped as it is but Torture sitting on a couch watching a monitor while the two GMs stand near shoulder to shoulder in front of him is just a great image. Torture: Tonight we're figuring out who the #1 Contender is for the Cruiserweight Championship right?!Jim Mud: Yes sir. Regan-Torture: yeah, Regan.. she stole the Cruiserweight belt and still has it? Soldado is the Champion right?!Jim Mud: Y-Torture: Hmm.Donald Deruty: Sir, that would never have happened under my watch.Torture: Yeah, crazzyyyyy! Oh well, it happens!Deruty and Mud look at each other and try not to rip each others throats out. Torture just laughs. We cut to a commercial. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 7, 2021 22:23:30 GMT -5
Masuda Teijin vs. Atara Themis
"Ooooh, Aaaah" blares over the PA as Atara Themis flashes on the Tron in neon pink. Immediately the crowd pops before the arena lights dim and turn hue casting the stadium into a dark pink haze. The stage begins filling with smoke and in time with the bass line the lights start to strobe. Already in a frenzy the crowd gets even louder when to one side of the stage, amidst the fog, Atara's silhouette rises from beneath the stage. Hands above her head and her back to the cameras, Atara is posed provocatively snaking her hips before turning and making way down the ramp and to the ring. Katta Pult: Atara looking ready for Action tonight, Jimmy!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, she needs a strong showing going into Evolution IV later this month.Pulses of light flashbang the arena before going completely dark. “Kikotei” by King Gnu power chords bring a somber yet focused Masuda Teijin to the stage. Fans cheer as he makes his appearance on the ramp while lights remain low like a platinum dusk. Teijin wears a black-silver coat studded by miscellaneous bits of metal shaped like skulls and spines. Bursts of blinding white pyro fire off around him at the first break into its rapid chorus. He doesn't budge. Adilene Floyd: On his way to the ring from Yokohama, Japan… weighing 200 pounds… Masuda Teijin!Tejin walks slowly but assuredly to the apron but stops to take in the chorus. His messy mounds of golden hair glisten in the limelight. Teijin circles around for a flyby of the commentary table, letting his open coat ripple by them. He then hops onto the apron with a couple spins to where he’s leaning off ropes for a smug pose towards a disapproving audience. Ducking and stepping into the ring to the ring’s center, he begins a final presentation—exacerbated by boos and the song’s droning chorus—ends with him goading more hatred with summoning waves. He then disrobes to his ring gear and leans in his corner for everything to begin. Jimmy Garcia: Masuda’s not looking happy after his performance at Havoc!Katta Pult: Yeah, he wanted to make a big impact I imagine, but QDT went on a tear, eliminating multiple people at once. Jimmy Garcia: Yeah. And now we’re on the home stretch towards Evolution IV so tonight is the night for Masuda to make a final impact to get a strong booking for the big show!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Atara comes out swinging, literally with a chop to the chest of Masuda, staggering him away. Atara nails a dropkick before taking Masuda down with a double leg takedown. Before Atara can gain any more momentum, Masuda turns the match around, forcing Atara into the corner with some hard chops and delivers a headbutt. Masuda grabs Atara by the head and leaps off the second turnbuckle with a tornado DDT. Atara quickly bails out of the ring. Masuda follows him out but receives a big clothesline. Atara pulls Masuda up and rolls him back into the ring and goes for a quick rollup. ONEE!! T--NOO! Masuda kicks out but doesn’t look happy. Jimmy Garcia: Masuda wasn’t happy with that quick rollup.Katta Pult: Yeah, but I don’t think Atara cares.Masuda charges at Atara but eats a powerslam. Atara quickly grabs Masuda from behind and drops him on his head with a german suplex. Atara pulls Masuda to his feet and executes a brainbuster before locking in an ankle lock! Masuda yells out in pain and flails about before finally pulling the pair over to the ropes, forcing Atara to release the hold. Jimmy Garcia: Masuda looked like he was about to tap, Katta!Katta Pult: Yeah, he’s still favoring that ankle, too.Both competitors are on their feet. Atara goes for a clothesline, but Masuda drops her into an armbar! Atara makes it to the ropes where Masuda is forced to release the hold. Masuda sends Atara flying with a Saito suplex before going up top and nailing an asai moonsault! Masuda hits some stiff clotheslines before setting up a stalling Saito suplex!! Katta Pult: Masuda with the suplex and he bridges for the pin!!Jimmy Garcia: This could be it right here, Kat!ONEEE!! TWOOO!! THR--NOOOO! Atara gets the shoulder up! Masuda signals for the end but Atara shakes her head no and hulks up just a bit. Masuda goes for a palm strike but Atara grabs the arm and flips Masuda down into a roll up!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: She got him!! Atara is the winner!!
Katta Pult: Hell yeah, what a win for Atara! I love to see it!She gets up and celebrates the win as Masuda rolls out and kicks the steel steps in frustration. Jimmy Garcia: More Cruiserclash action when we come back!We fade to a commercial. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 7, 2021 22:24:03 GMT -5
Kitsumi Segment
HELLO
HELLO
I'M KITSUMI
HELLO
IT'S BEEN A LITTLE BIT
HELLO
BUT DON'T WORRY
HELLO
I'LL BE BACK SOON
I'M SORRY
THERE ARE PLENTY MORE PEOPLE WHO NEED MY LOVE
LOVE JUST AS THERE'S PLENTY MORE PEOPLE WHO NEED MY HATE
THERE'S SOMETHING BURIED UNDERNEATH
I DON'T LIKE TO BE SEEN BY HIM LIKE THIS
LEARN
HE DESERVES SOMEBODY AT THEIR BEST
LAUGH
DON'T MAKE ME LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF HIM
THERE'S SOMETHING BURIED UNDERNEATH
TRUST ME...
I'M SORRY
YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME TO HAVE A BAD TIME
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 7, 2021 22:29:11 GMT -5
Alex Scott vs. Lochlyn Cade
"Fight Like the Devil" begins, and there is a brief murmuring of fans. As the song picks up, Alex Scott parts the curtain, a look of focus and minor indifference on his face. He shows very little emotion, walking to the ring in his hooded sweatshirt, tights and boots. He hits the ring, uses the ropes to stretch, and then sits on the top turnbuckle, mentally preparing himself to wrestle. Adilene Floyd: From Anaheim, California and weighing 200 pounds…. ALEX SCOTT!!!The words Serpentis Redd flashes upon the giant video screen in crimson red as each letter turns brilliant white, one after another. As the last letter turns white the name flashes between crimson and white. It’s at this moment that the introductory beginnings of Undaunted by Adrenaline Mob begins playing. Alex Scott is looking towards the entrance preparing for his opponent but the entrance music begins to fade and we begin to hear a voice cover over the PA system. Lochlyn Cade: Hey, Alex I’m not using the entrance tonight.Lochlyn Cade and Eli Hix begin walking down through the audience. Lochlyn Cade: We would have been down there sooner and knocked you out before the match… but some fat lady wouldn’t get out of the isle.The crowd begins to boo loudly as a camera zooms in the fans behind Lochlyn and Eli showing a rather large lady eating a Willy Wiener. Lochlyn Cade: I guess you’ve been saved by the fat lady. She’s not singing though so this isn’t over yet. I’m coming down there to put my boot in your face and up your…Lochlyn Cade drops the microphone as he hops the barricade and slides into the ring. Alex Scott swings at him but Cade ducks and drops to his knees low blowing Alex and then shoving him backwards onto his ass. Jimmy Garcia: I’m beginning to hate these guys already. The referee should just DQ him and be done with it.Katta Pult: He did it before the referee sounded for the bell. I hate to say it but it’s legal at the moment.DING DING DING Lochlyn Cade begins to laugh at Alex Scott but his laughing is short changed as Alex nips up and nails him with a European uppercut. Cade is knocked backwards into the ropes but he rebounds with a right hand of his own and then a left hand.
Katta Pult: The Left Hand here in Action Wrestling?Jimmy Garcia: I think you’re hinting at something different.
Katta Pult: I don’t know what you mean Jimmy. THAT looked like a legitimate left hand to me.Lochlyn Cade is taken down with a Wheelbarrow Bulldog and Alex is then quick to setup and lock in a sharpshooter. Lochlyn Cade is writhing in pain but goes for a push up to release the pressure. His legs seem to slip as Alex Scott loses his grip on Cade. He quickly releases the hold and turns grabbing Cade in a headlock. The man called Serpentis Redd is still able to get to his feet as he beginnings throwing elbows into Alex Scott’s midsection. Scott releases as Cade shoves him into the ring ropes. Alex coming off the ropes jumps over a ducking Cade and comes off the opposite ropes. Alex attempts to kick him but his leg is shoved away by Lochlyn but Alex does a circle and charges. Scoop Powerslam!! Cade drops Alex Scott. Cade goes to stomp on Alex Scott’s face but he’s stopped as Alex holds onto his foot and hooks him sweeping Cade off his feet. Alex is quick to get back up and drops an elbow on Cade, a second elbow, he then runs towards the ropes and springboards with a lionsault. Alex Scott goes for the cover. 1… 2… 3… NO!!! Eli Hix distracts the referee by grabbing his foot. The referee turns and looks towards Hix and yells at him and threatens to disqualify Lochlyn Cade. Eli Hix puts his hands up and backs away from the ring laughing. Alex Scott isn’t distracted though and pulls Cade up and then drops him with a snap DDT. He jumps and springboards with a split leg moonsault onto a prone Lochlyn Cade. He again goes for the cover. 1… 2… 3… No!!! He got gets his foot on the bottom rope and the referee waves off the count pointing to the ropes. Alex Scott again is quick to respond as he quickly jumps onto the top rope turns and hits a perfect 450 splash. Jimmy Garcia: You’ve got to give it to this guy, he’s quick!!Katta Pult: Lochlyn started hot but Alex Scott is dominating now.Eli Hix jumps onto the ring apron and appears as though he’s trying to throw something towards Cade. The referee however is quick on his feet and confronts Eli Hix demanding that he get off the apron. While the referee is distracted Lochlyn Cade pulls off his belt and wraps it around Alex Scott’s neck chocking him. He pulls Alex up and goes to whip him over the top rope momentarily as he hangs him with the belt. Alex’s feet are dangling just above the floor below. Jimmy Garcia: Oh, come on. Really!!! Turn around ref!Katta Pult: He released him! Alex Scott was turning purple.Jimmy Garcia: These referees better learn quick how these guys operate. Where the hell is Jim Mudd?Lochlyn is on the ring apron measuring up Alex Scott as he runs and dives off with an elbow drop landing hard himself on his hip. Cade gets up with a limp and rolls back into the ring. The referee stops counting and is glaring at Cade as he finally notices the belt around Alex Scott’s neck. The referee rolls out of the ring to check on Alex and helps take the belt off from around his neck. Cade doesn’t waste any time as he dives over the top rope towards Alex Scott and the referee. Alex is able to pull the referee out of the way and both men narrowly dodge Cade’s suicide attack. Landing on the floor below Cade is in obvious pain and Alex Scott jumps on him quickly pulling him to his feet and then throwing him into the steel steps. The referee rolls back into the ring and begins his count on both men. 1… 2… 3… Lochlyn Cade turns towards Alex and waves him forward. 4… 5… Alex Scott hits Lochlyn center chest with a wheel kick sending him over the steps. 6… 7… Lochlyn Cade is stumbling but it quick onto his feet. He’s backing away towards the far ring post as Alex Scott rushes him. 8… Alex Scott lunges at Lochlyn but is caught off guard as Cade drops pulling Scott’s trucks causing him to hit the ring post face first. 9… Lochlyn Cade rolls into the ring. 10… DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: What the hell!!Katta Pult: Lochlyn Cade manipulated the referee’s count to his advantage, it’s smart.Jimmy Garcia: It’s pathetic is what it is. He knew he couldn’t pin Alex he was dominating the match.Lochlyn Cade stands in the center of the ring and demands that the referee raise his arm in victory. Alex Scott looks into the ring at Cade and then rolls back in defiant and showing that this isn’t over. Lochlyn Cade rolls out and heads up the isle with Eli Hix. Jimmy Garcia: Well… That happened folks and I’m sure Alex Scott will be looking forward if these two ever face again.
Just then Flop spears Alex Scott from behind!!
Jimmy Garcia: WHOA WHOA WHOA!!
Flop delivers elbows and strikes before getting up and spitting on Alex Scott!!
Katta Pult: That man just spit on him!! Flop just SPIT on Alex Scott! Disgusting!!
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 7, 2021 22:29:48 GMT -5
Willy Dinkas Segment
We find Willy Dinkas standing backstage along with HotDog Hank as they attempt to sell Willy’s Wieners to officials walking past them. Willy Dinkas: Adilene would you like a Willy Wiener?She begins to stammer and stumble over a response. Adilene Floyd: I… I… Guess…Willy Dinkas: HOTDOG HANK give Adilene the wiener.It’s in this moment that HotDog Hank walks out from behind the hotdog cart holding a wiener with all of the fixings. He however is not wearing any pants. Adilene Floyd takes one look at then hollers as she runs away. Willy Dinkas: HOTDOG HANK!!! Why aren’t you wearing any pants!?HotDog Hank looks down as he takes a huge bite of the wiener he tried to give to Adilene. HotDog Hank: I spilled mustard on them. I didn’t want to embarrass anyone by wearing white pants with a yellow stain on the crotch.Willy Dinkas: You scared off Adilene. I don’t think she likes your wiener dog boxers that you’re wearing.HotDog Hank looks down and simply shrugs. HotDog Hank: I don’t know who doesn’t like wieners. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 7, 2021 22:33:03 GMT -5
We're Backstage Again..
Torture: What the hell was that?Donald Deruty: Sir, I-
Jim Mud: Willy Dinkas is GOOD!Torture just puts his hands on his face. Donald Deruty: Oh you know talent, get out of here.Jim Mud: I have more talent in my pants than you have your entire career-Just then Deruty and Mud begin to fight and finally we see the guards standing just outside the doorway to the office break them up again. Torture: Guys!! COME ON! What the hell is this about?! You two need to get on the same page!!Torture sits back down on his couch. Torture: JAICE!!No one says or moves. Torture: Where is Jaice?!Donald Deruty: Sir he doesn't work for this show.
Jim Mud: Cause I banned his ass! LOL
Torture: Oh, he's only on Clash? Man. I was wanting some plain mac and cheese, alright, lets continue the show!
Deruty and Mud share frustration glances again as security now stands between them.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 7, 2021 22:34:46 GMT -5
Willy Dinkas vs. Eli Hix
The match was written with Dinkas and it's completely one sided with Eli Hix winning. Willy says there's only one finish needed. He'll message you too. The Weenie Man Song by Scratch Garden begins playing as Willy Dinkas comes out from behind the curtain. He’s accompanied by his personal sidekick and hot dog pal, ‘HotDog Hank’. Dinkas is devouring a rather large hot dog with extra mustard as ‘HotDog’ Hank is pushing a hot dog cart down the isle. Dinkas waves to the crowd as he walks and eats as he makes his way to ring side. ‘HotDog’ Hank stops to sell his favorite doggies to those hot dog loving fans as Willy Dinkas stands on the apron. HotDog Hank is about to handout a Willy Dog to a fan when all of a sudden it’s knocked out of his hand and flies into the first row. Hank is grab by his collar and then slammed into the steel grate of the barrier. Eli Hix climbs from the crowd as Willy Dinkas looks on it sheer confusion. Hix stalks the much smaller man but Dinkas turns to run away but is stopped by Lochlyn Cade who jumps the guardrail. Willy looks at him and turns to run the other way and he’s again stopped as he looks at Eli Hix. He’s enclosed at both sides of the ringside area by Dark Dynasty. Jimmy Garcia: What the hell are these two guys doing?Katta Pult: I have a feeling that they’re trying to make a statement and Willy Dinkas is th punchline.
Lochlyn Cade grabs Dinks under both of his arms and lifts him up holding him out towards his partner and Willy’s opponent Eli Hix. Eli grabs his hand around Willy’s neck as he lifts him up and choke slams him onto the cement padded floor. Jimmy Garcia: Eli Hix just killed Willy Dinkas on CruiserClash. Somebody stop this.Eli pulls Dinkas up and then throws him through the ropes as he meanacingly stalks up the steel steps. Eli Hix motions Adilene Floyd out of the ring as she looks around confused not having yet made any introductions. Her confusion is quickly replaced with fleeing as Eli Hix enters the ring. DING DING DING Katta Pult: I don’t think this is gonna last very long. I think Hix is gonna put this guy away quickly.Willy is finally able to get to his feet on unsteady legs. Eli Hix is smiling, almost demented, as he walks towards his much smaller opponent. Dinkas undeterred waits until Eli is within striking distance and then kicks him in the shin. Eli’s reaction is just laughter and the look in his eyes becomes more distant. Eli Hix then thrust his thumb into Dinkas eye and then raises his hands upwards towards the referee offering an apology. The referee warns him and tries to back him away but Eli kicks Willy in the stomach and then picks him up for a power bomb. Katta Pult: NO!!! DON’T DO IT!!!Eli Hix lifts him up and holds him as he winks at the camera and smirks as he slams him onto the canvas. He stands there momentarily as he shrugs and then puts his foot on top of him for the cover. 1… 2… Eli Hix removes his foot to avoid the three count. Eli turns away smiling sadistically and mocks the crowd as he waits for Willy to begin moving around. As he slowing begins to stir Eli backs away a few steps before running back towards him. FACELESS!!! Hix curb stomps Dinkas’s face into the canvas before covering him for the pin. 1… 2… 3… DING DING DING Adilene Floyd: The winner of the match ELI HIX!The referee quickly jumps from the ring as Eli Hix stalks towards him. Lochlyn Cade climbs into the ring and pats him Dark Dynasty brother on the back. Jimmy Garcia: This was just sick.
Katta Pult: Jimmy, this is Dark Dynasty. I think we need to get use to this. I think Sara and Void should be on the lookout for these two. They’ve already made their intentions known. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 7, 2021 22:38:25 GMT -5
Starr/Power vs. Strong Style Express
Grimes’s “Medieval Warfare” plays. Minka Starr walks out onto the stage and poses leaning on her cane. Beatriz Hauser appears and stands stoically beside her partner. Adilene Floyd: Presenting at a combined weight of 323 pounds: Starr/Power!!When the lyrics start Minka taps the cane on the ground and then gives it a twirl before strutting down the ramp, slapping hands with fans as she goes. A focussed Brick slowly heads towards the ring as well, cracking her neck and rolling her shoulders to limber up. When Minka reaches the stairs she high-kicks up the steps. Holding onto the ringpost she spins around, and then cheekily backs in between the ropes. Brick meanwhile has just reached the ring apron. She lets her duster slip off and then, grabbing the middle rope, pulls herself up. Hanging her hat and jacket atop the post and dropping her cane, Minka does a triple handspring back flip out of the corner ending with a twist so when she sticks the landing she’s facing the hard camera. Hauser ignores her partner’s theatrics as she walks along the outside until she reaches their corner, where she ducks inside. While Brick uses the ropes to stretch, Minka bows with a flourish and winks. She turns and acknowledges her partner, encouraging the audience to give her a round of applause. Brick nods slightly and leans against the top turnbuckle. Katta Pult: The fans are excited to see these two teaming up!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, Minka returned the week before Havoc and these two are now a tag team! I’m excited to see how they do!The lights dim to black as synths of “808s Bendin’” begin to warble and preen. White lights sweep the crowd as they center on the entrance ramp where Graysie Parker and Kazuhiro Katayama stand. Both in matching Collegiate Letter Style Jackets, SSX printed in a stylized graphic on the back and their names across the left breast. As Stevie Stone and Tech N9ne lay it down, they walk down to the ring, all business, slapping hands with the crowd before sliding into the ring and moving to their corner, removing their jackets. Katta Pult: We’re definitely about to see how Starr/Power do here against SSX in a big match.Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, Graysie and Kaz are dangerous individuals and this could be a hell of a match.The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Brick and Graysie start off the match with Brick flooring Graysie with a forearm shiver. Graysie bounces back up but goes down to a big boot from Brick. Brick hoists Graysie up for a stalling vertical suplex before tagging in Minka. Minka takes Graysie down with a jumping calf kick before nailing her with an enziguri. Graysie is dropped with an axe kick, but slips away from Minka long enough to tag in Kaz. Jimmy Garcia: Wow! That was a quick tag!Katta Pult: Bit of a rookie mistake there by Minka to let Graysie get away.Kaz is in and ducks a clothesline and wraps Minka up for a german suplex! Minka is up but eats a dropkick followed by some Kawada kicks. Kaz taunts Minka and throws her over the top rope, but Minka holds on and lands on the apron. Kaz turns around into a headbutt to the midsection and Minka flies over for a sunset flip powerbomb, catching Kaz by surprise and holding for a pin! ONEEE! TW--NOO! Graysie makes the save! Katta Pult: Kaz looks shocked after that move!Jimmy Garcia: We all are, Katta! We thought Kaz was about to take Minka out!Kaz is taken down by a dropkick from Minka followed by a standing moonsault. Minka pulls Kaz to his feet again and takes him down with a northern lights suplex with bridge pin! ONEE T--NOO! Graysie makes the save again! Minka quickly tags Brick back into the match. Minka hits Kaz from behind with a forearm club as he goes to tag in Graysie. Brick grabs him from behind and nails a bridging fallaway slam and then hits multiple elbow drops in rapid succession. Kaz rolls out of the ring, but Brick follows and takes Kaz down with a double sledge. Brick rolls Kaz back into the ring, but he scrambles and dives for the tag to Graysie! Jimmy Garcia: Graysie hasn’t been in this match since it started and she looks ready to explode!Brick is back in the ring and eats a Tiger driver from Graysie. Graysie nails a tiger suplex and follows it up with a dragon suplex before rounding out her moves with a cobra clutch suplex! The crowd pops. Katta Pult: Graysie’s putting on a suplex clinic here, Jimmy!Graysie tags in Kaz who runs the ropes and springboards off for a double foot stomp! He takes Brick down with a Yakuza kick and locks in a leghook STO! Kaz transitions into a standing armbar but Brick elbows her way out of the hold. Minka is tagged back in and Kaz falls backwards, tagging in Graysie! Graysie’s on fire again with a STF, followed up by a muscle buster. She takes Minka down again with a wrist-clutch fisherman’s buster before going for the pin! ONEE!! TWOO!! THR--NOO!! Brick makes the save! Katta Pult: These two teams are tearing into each other, Jimmy!Jimmy Garcia: MOMMA MIA!! I can’t believe it! Who will win this match!?The four superstars begin to keep brawling and roll under the ropes and brawl some more!! Katta Pult: These two teams are showing some real hatred!!Jimmy Garcia: Neither one wants to give up!!The ref is counting to ten and he's so close!! Neither team gives up brawling through!! The ref counts to ten!! DING DING DING Katta Pult: Another count out finish!! Both teams more or less lose this one!!Jimmy Garcia: I think both teams won this to be fair!! Neither could get the advantage but thats just how good these teams are!!We fade to a commercial break. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 7, 2021 22:44:45 GMT -5
Backstage Once More..
Torture: Well, you guys need to fix this!! I hate count-out finishes! I'd never write them nor want to read them! Do something about it!
Donald Deruty: Sir, I-Torture: A rematch next week, perhaps!?Jim Mud: I suggest, since I'm doing a ladder match for the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships at Evolution IV but on the CBS Primetime show, I think its fair that Starr Power be added to the match!Torture: Love it! DEAL! Lets announce it to the world! It's official!Mud faces the camera.
Jim Mud: At Evolution IV, Gatecrashers will defend the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships against Red White and Bruised and Starr Power in a big ladder match!!The crowd boos and cheers. Torture: Alright, sounds great!Donald Deruty steps in front of the camera pushing him out of the way. Donald Deruty: I'm also adding Strong Style Express to the match! It'll be a four way Ladder match for the Cruiser Tag Titles!The crowd pops for Strong Style Express! Torture jumps up! Claps his hands! Torture: Alright! Now we're working as a team, ok now answer me this, who the hell is Teo's teammate!?
Donald Deruty: Andre Jenson.Torture: Man, never heard of him. Anyways, Teo is cool.. sometimes.. so lets add that team to it too!Jim Mud: But sir they're not go-Donald Deruty: It's now a FIVE way ladder match! Two Gents, Strong Style Express, Starr Power, and Red White and Bruised will compete against GateCrashers in a 5 way Ladder match for the Cruiser Tag Titles!Jim Mud is pissed cause he hates Two Gents and Deruty had to take advantage  . Torture: Now, lets continue with this show.Deruty acts calm but Mud gets a bit frustrated. We fade to another commercial. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 7, 2021 22:49:06 GMT -5
Flop vs. Roddy Zalez
Adilene Floyd: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.The lights in the arena turn dark to allow "Happy Endings" by Mike Shinoda ft. iann dior and UPSAHL to play on the PA. A single spotlight shines on the stage to showcase Roddy Zalez with his arms spread. His vest is open to showcase how physiqued he is and the smirk on his face does little to ingratiate himself with the fans. Their reaction is a pretty heavy set of boos. As he walks down the aisle, he ignores the people attempting to touch him. Hell, he ignores anybody in his presence entirely, opting instead to tilt his nose and continue his smirk. As he reaches ringside, he hops onto the apron before jumping over the top rope. He finds a nearby turnbuckle and spreads his arms again, showcasing his toned body much to the jeers of the crowd. He nods and smirks, chuckling to himself for a few moments. He hops down and tosses his vest to the floor. He then stands in the ring as his music fades away. Adilene Floyd: Ladies and gentlemen. Introducing, much to your viewing pleasure. Hailing from The Palace of Paradise in St. Petersburg, Florida. Weighing tonight at a stunning 197 pounds. He is THE...Young Dynasty. Roddy...ZALEZ!Adilene Floyd: and his opponent, Flop.Sickman by Alice in Chains begins to play over the Arena PA, the lights drop out and remain off for a few minutes as the song plays. When the music finishes, the lights in the Arena come back on and Flop is standing uncomfortably close to Adeline Floyd with a mischievous smirk on his face. Jimmy Garcia: And here we go with this next match here on Cruiserclash.Katta Pult: This could be a great match up! Both superstars want to move up on the card, right?!Jimmy Garcia: Oh yeah!Flop and Roddy stretch in the corner as the ref calls for the bell. Flop and Roddy circle each other the lock up, Roddy transitions into a side headlock, then back into the ropes and irish whips Flop into the ropes Flop leapfrogs Roddy Roddy turns into a deep arm drag, he up quickly and eats another arm drag, then another, Flop locks in an arm bar wrenching the arm of Roddy. Roddy maneuvers into the ropes, causing a break. They lock up again, this time, Roddy delivers several quick knees to the gut of Flop. Roddy unleashes a series of Knife Edge chops backing Flop into the ropes the ref calls for a break, Roddy backs up then goes for a chop, Flop side steps and connects with a European Uppercut, then locks in an Abdominal Stretch, an wrenches Roddy, Roddy flips Flops over unto the mat, Flop however sweeps the leg of Roddy, and quickly locks in an STF. Jimmy Garcia: This match so far is a test of who can counter the other.Flop blocks Roddy’s first attempt to get to the ropes, the ref asks Roddy if he wishes to give up, he yells no and makes another attempt to get to the ropes, again Flop prevents Roddy from getting into the ropes. Flop continues to wrench the hold, Roddy again refuses to give and with his third attempt makes it to the ropes. Roddy rules out of the ring to take a breather. Roddy sidesteps Flop’s baseball slide. Roddy open palm slaps the chest of Flop then whips Flop into the barricade, and reigns down with a series of punches, then taunts the crowd. Roddy slams Flops face of the ring apron, then goes for a DDT, Flops slips out and delivers a backs suplex then slides back into the ring as the ref continues to count, Roddy slides back in at nine. Flop drops an elbow the the back of Roddy, followed by a knee and a quick pin. One Roddy kicks out Flop lifts Roddy up, Roddy rakes the face of Flop, then delivers a quick DDT and covers. One Kick out by flop. Roddy picks Flop un and tosses him into the corner, and connects with several forearms, chops and knees, Flop stumbles out of the corner and Roddy drops him with a neckbreaker, then connects with a standing moonsault and covers. One Two Kick out. As Flop gets to his feet, Roddy connects with his Wake Me Up signature, and locks in Crumbling Walls, Flop cannot escape or gets to the ropes and is forced to tap out. Ding Ding Adilene Floyd: Here is your winner by submission, Roddy Zalez.
Roddy rolls out of the ring but Alex Scott slides into the ring and starts beating up on Flop!!
Jimmy Garcia: WHOA WHOA WAIT A MINUTE!! ALEX SCOTT IS HERE!!
Scott hits forearms after forearms on Flop before standing up and standing on his chest. Scott looks down and spits on the face of Flop!!
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!! HE SPIT ON HIM NOW!!
Katta Pult: The ultimate sign of disrespect!! I can't believe it!
Jimmy Garcia: I know!!
Scott flips him off and leaves the ring.
We fade to a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 7, 2021 23:01:14 GMT -5
Backstage for the last time, probably, who the fuck knows tbh
Torture: Ok so whats that about?!Jim Mud: Alex Scott returned before Havoc sir and just attacked Flop for no reason. So the two have had a bit of an attack-rivalry as of late.
Torture: And they love spitting on each other.Jim Mud: Yeah, I see that.
Torture: What should we do about it?Donald Deruty: I think the two of them should face off at Evolution IV in a singles match sir!Torture: I love it! The returning Alex Scott taking on Flop!Jim Mud: And the loser should let the winner spit in their mouth.Torture: Wut?!Mud immediately steps back in thought. Jim Mud: Oh, hah.. ahem haha sir I was justDonald Deruty: Torture, I believe thats inappropriate and uncalled for.Torture: Yeah, weird stuff, Jim, what the hell, bro?
Jim Mud: I didn't I uh, what I wa-Torture: Anyways, I got a text from a famous friend of mine. He wants to be apart of Evolution IV in some capacity, some way, I was going to pass this famous friend off to Alexander Pasternak for Clash BUT.. I believe you guys can really figure out a way for him to be somehow involved in Evolution right here on CruiserClash, is that cool?!Jim Mud: Yes sir always absolutely..
Donald Deruty: Yeah, who is it?Torture: It's Gordon Ramsay of Hells Kitchen.
The crowd pops.
Torture: He'll be in town for Evolution IV and I want him involved in some sort of match, so thats next weeks homework. I expect something nice for my famous friend, cause he's my friend and he's famous, ok?
Donald Deruty: Yes sir.
Jim Mud: Hell yeah.
Torture: Now, how we doin' this coronation for Soldado Fortuna? Since he doesn't have the Cruiserweight Championship in hand do we give him another one or?
Donald Deruty: Oh?
Jim Mud: Shit.
Torture: What?!
Jim Mud: Uhhh..
Torture: Don't tell me Soldado isn't even here?!
Jim Mud: I .. I may have forgot to book him here.
Torture: What?!
Donald Deruty: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Torture: D-DAY STOP. Jim, he's our new Cruiserweight Champion how the hell could you forget?!
Jim Mud: I don't know, I wa-
Torture: Thinking of hitting D-Day with a chair from behind? Yeah, maybe less chair shots like a weasel and more GENERAL MANAGER STUFF SINCE YOU'RE THE GENERAL MANAGER.
Jim Mud: Ye-yeah.
Donald Deruty: Oh man, funny.
Torture: Not funny. What's next? The main event?!
Donald Deruty: Yeah.
Torture: This better be good..
Jim Mud: I'm going to gorilla to make sure it is, sir.
Torture: Nice, first General Manag'ing thing you've done all night.
Mud leaves the office as Deruty snickers and Torture shakes his head as he looks into the monitor.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 7, 2021 23:06:13 GMT -5
Main Event
#1 Contendership for Cruiserweight Championship
Addy A vs. Regan Voorhees
The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena. "I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive / Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?" Addy walks out to the stage in all her glory. "It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge / I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been" She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around. "I just wanna call you, but I know I can't / Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans" Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin. "Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand / You could lose a hand, you could lose a" When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand. Adilene Floyd: Coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... ADELAIDE AINSWORTH!As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the ceiling and starts skipping to the ring. Adelaide random picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope. Jimmy Garcia: This should be good! Hot damn!Katta Pult: Both of these female superstars at the top of their game!The music fades as then we see Joey Bunga walk out from behind the curtain to a chorus of boos. Joey Bunga: Allow me to introduce myself to all yous out there who probably don't know who I is because your too dumb to keep watching C-BS knowing I was one of the top superstars on Clash yafeelme?!Crowd boos. Joey Bunga: I'm Joey Bunga and I'm the New Jersey dirtydog! I'm the SIMP.. with the GANGSTA LIMP! I put the ME in hit me baby one more time and I put the EAT FRESH in a cold cut combo yaget me know whatimsayin yafeel me?!Crowd boos. Joey Bunga: But allow me to introduce to you right now! She standing FIVE FOOT FINE AS HELL. SHE THE UNDENIABLE! SHE DA NUMBER ONE IN THE 201!Crowd boos. Joey Bunga: SHE THE GREATEST END ALL-BE-ALL CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!! THE UNDEFEATED, THE UNDISPUTED, SHE MAY BE LATE BUT SHE ALWAYS WORTH THE CRUISER-WAITTTTTT, SHES REGAAANNNNN VOOOOORHEEEEEEES!Crowd boos as A gunshot echoes across the arena, followed by a second of silence before “Leader of the Pack” kicks in. A red glow bathes the arena, a single crimson spotlight tracking on the entryway over Regan Voorhees. The Duchess of Pork stands with her head bowed, a translucent white raincoat over her ring gear. Behind her back, she clutches a red croquet mallet. She is wearing the Cruiserweight Championship around her waist. Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god, I can't believe she still has that belt! It's Soldados!Katta Pult: Joey Bunga with the greatest entrance call ever though am I right?!Jimmy Garcia: Ugh, no.Regan looks up, eyes glinting with malice, as she glares at the ring. Her right hand pulls back the hood of her raincoat, revealing a mane of shoulder length blond hair. The croquet mallet dangles in her left hand for a moment, before she positions it over her shoulder and begins her walk to the ring. She glances occasionally to the crowd before turning her eyes away in abject disgust. At ringside, she climbs the steps and steps through the ropes. Giving her mallet a kiss for luck, she twirls it in her fingers before resting it across her shoulder once again. A wicked grin creeps across as her lips as she poses for the crowd, before advancing to her corner. Bunga gets some last second advice from Regan and vice versa. Jimmy Garcia: #1 contendership on the line!!DING DING DING Addy rushes across the ring and goes for a 360 lariat but Regan ducks underneath and rolls her up! One! Two! Addy A kicks out! Regan is back on her feet and Addy goes for a wicked attack but Regan ducks, rolls her up with her entire body and archs back with the pin! One! Two! Addy A kicks out once again! Bunga yells at the ref to quit taking his time but it was VERY MUCH a regular normal count! Addy A is up and shoves Regan back into the turnbuckles and rushes in but Regan gets some boots up and Addy A stumbles back where Regan hits a victory roll! One! Two! Addy A kicks out and grabs the ropes as Regan tries to roll her up once more but Regan flops to her back! Addy A jumps in the air with a vader-bomb type splash! She pins Regan! One! Two! Regan kicks out! She rolls under the ropes as Bunga is there to fan her and get her back on her feet! Addy A smiles and hits the ropes and rushes across the ring but Regan jumps to the apron with a knee stopping all momentum of Addy A flying through the ropes! Addy stumbles back and Regan springboards off the top rope but she can't even leave hte rope before Addy grabs her and spinebusters her into the ring, but sitting out in the process, grabbing the legs for a pin!! One! Two! Bunga jumps to the apron with the CW Title and it stops the count! Addy is frustrated as the ref had to stop the count to tell Bunga to get off the apron! Bunga finally gets off as Addy was intimidating him, walking towards him. Regan hits a russian leg sweep from behind on Addy! Regan rolls to her feet and hits an old school looking leg drop! She pins!! One! Two! Kick out from Addy! Jimmy Garcia: Many pinfalls quick in this one!
Katta Pult: Both of these woman know whats on the line! A Chance to face Soldado for that Cruiserweight Championship at Evolution IV!Jimmy Garcia: The title that Bunga is holding!!Addy is whipped to the turnbuckles where Regan comes in with a jumping splash but Addy catches her and drops her face first on the turnbuckles! She stumbles back and Addy hits an inverted powerslam! Regan lands on her face/stomach and stumbles up and Addy hits a tornado whippingDDT! Addy pins!! One!! Two! Th- The count stops again as Bunga slides in and the ref asks what the fuck is he doing?! Bunga is caught red handed and the ref is signaling for it! Jimmy Garcia: Yeah!! Good! Send his ass outta here!Bunga is shaking his head no but the ref signals! HES OUTTA HERE!! Katta Pult: Bunga is forced to leave ringside!Regan is up and goes for a kick but Addy blocks it and hits a back suplex taking Regan back down! Bunga doesn't want to leave but he's half way up the ramp when see Soldado at the top!! The crowd pops as Soldado points at his Championship belt! Bunga screams in terror and rushes back down the ramp towards the ring as Soldado is giving chase! Bunga slides in and turns around and bumps into Addy! The ref calls it a disqualification!! DING DING DING Katta Pult: Oh come on!!Jimmy Garcia: Oh what now?! Bunga just ruined this match!!Regan rolls to the corner as Bunga turns around and Soldado grabs at Bunga! Addy shoves Bunga forward and Soldado hits a back elbow sending Bunga down and the CW Championship belt!! Soldado reaches down to grab the belt but Regan kicks Soldado from behind into Addy!! Addy takes exception and grabs Soldado and plants him with a piledriver!! Jimmy Garcia: OH WHAT?!Katta Pult: SHE DIDNT LIKE THAT!!Jimmy Garcia: REGAN DID IT!!Soldado is out! Victoria Richardson rushes down the ramp towards the ring but Addy turns around and Regan smashes the CW title into Addys head knocking her down too!! Soldado and Addy are down! Richardson slides into the ring and Regan swings the belt around like a mad crazy woman and then rolls under the ropes as Bunga gets on his feet too! Richardson kneels over Soldado trying to wake him up and Bunga and Regan are backing their way up the ramp with the Cruiserweight title! Jimmy Garcia: Oh!! Come on! We don't even have a #1 contender now! and Regan and Bunga still have that Cruiserweight Championship belt!Katta Pult: It certainly doesn't belong to her or Bunga but yes, they're walking away tonight as 'Champion' it seems!They get to the top of the ramp when Kings of Leon hits. Torture's graphic appears on the ActionTron. The crowd fucking pops. Torture walks through the curtain and out onto the stage. Jimmy Garcia: HES COMING OUT HERE?!Katta Pult: We knew it was his birthday weekend, and tonight he was going to be giving gifts but I guess Deruty and Mud are too busy?!Torture raises his hand and the music stops and he's standing in front of Bunga and Regan who are holding the CW belt. Torture: I figured one of the GMs would figure this out, but they're too busy so I'll do it. Soldado, you'll be defending that Cruiserweight Championship belt at Evolution IV against Regan Voorhees!The crowd pops as Regan and Bunga yell insults at Torture, directly in front of him. Torture: .. And against ADDY A! IN A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!The crowd POPS HUGE! Jimmy Garcia: ADDY A IS GETTING HER TITLE MATCH!! WHOA!!Katta Pult: THATS HUGE!! A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!Jimmy Garcia: Two of the top females in CruiserClash and Soldado defending his Championship against both!Regan and Bunga are so livid and pissed off. Torture just shrugs and tosses the mic back behind him and just walks back through the curtain. We see inside the ring Addy A sitting in a corner smiling and then we see Richardson holding Soldado across the ring and then we see Bunga and Regan pissed off but holding Soldados Cruiserweight Championship.. We cut backstage where Torture comes into Gorilla and Deruty and Mud are yelling and trying to throw strikes at each other. Security guards trying to break them apart.
Torture yelling at them but no one can hear. Torture throws his hands up and just walks through everyone and down the hallway. He yells out "I'm getting ready for Clash!"
Deruty and Mud keep trying to grab at each other as security is still trying to break them apart.
CruiserClash is off the air.
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