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Post by Action Reel on May 17, 2021 15:46:28 GMT -5
The music intro for CruiserClash begins and then we cut to the arena with pyro. Before we can even cut to the announcers, the ActionTron lights up with Jim Mud in his office. The crowd boos. Mud is organizing a few lists on his desk. The camera shows one of the lists.. "Not Going To Be In Havoc"We see another list.. "Soon To Be Fired"We see another list.. "Wrestlers I Hate"Jim Mud sits in his desk and turns on CruiserClash on his monitor and we cut to the announcers. Jimmy Garcia: Welcome to CruiserClash and uhh.. wow.. so tonight we have huge Championship matches..Katta Pult: But I know it's hard to .. not mention what we just saw!
Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, Regan defends her Cruiserweight Championship against Soldado Fortuna and Gatecrashers defend against Two Gents; thats our Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship match!Katta Pult: And Jim Mud has lists and is apparently not wanting to put some of our superstars in Havoc? Wow.Jimmy Garcia: Oh, nothing to say now? You praise him every week!
Katta Pult: I think he's fair, and I think he's impartial.. but I do believe a lot of our superstars should be in Havoc. This is one thing I don't agree with!We cut to our first match. |
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Post by Action Reel on May 17, 2021 15:49:34 GMT -5
Marco Rossi & Atara Themis & Kasey Kash vs. Pineapple Promenade & The Dutch Beekhof Experience
Cameras cut to the ring with all six participants already in it. Kasey Kash and Nikki Vaughn are staring each other down while all other four participants climb onto their respective teams’ aprons. Jimmy Garcia: Looks like we’re ready to start this match now!Katta Pult: This looks like it could be a great way to start off the last episode of CruiserClash before Havoc, Jimmy!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Marco nails Azurine with a dropkick, sending the other four competitors to their respective team’s corner. Azurine is back up but goes down to a savate kick and Marco puts her down with a DDT before tagging in Atara. Azurine tries to go for the tag to Nidrah, but Atara grabs her from behind and tosses her with a release german suplex! Atara whips Azurine across the ring and takes her down with a flying forearm. Azurine rolls up into the nearby corner and eats a corner splash before dropping Azurine with a bulldog! Atara hooks the leg on Azurine. ONEE!! T--NOO! Nidrah is in the ring and stops the count. Katta Pult: Nidrah’s not done! She’s hammering away at Atara!Jimmy Garcia: She’s defending her tag team partner, but here comes the referee to force her back into the corner.Katta Pult: It was enough though. Azurine still makes the tag to Nidrah!Atara goes for a clothesline, but Nidrah ducks and turns, hitting a clothesline of her own! Atara is up but Nidrah floors her with a big boot followed by a blockbuster off the middle rope! Nidrah hits a DDT before tagging in Dutch! Dutch punishes Atara with a back elbow before springboarding off the ropes with a clothesline! Dutch taunts Atara before dropping her with a reverse DDT and going for the pin! ONEEE!! TWO---NOO! Kasey Kash makes the save and drags Atara to their team’s corner. PinepProm argues with the referee, but turns around just in time to see Atara tag in Kasey! Kasey drops Dutch with a spinning backfist before executing a Blue Thunder Bomb. Dutch is pulled to his feet again and is hit with a Tiger Driver ‘91. Kasey goes up top and nails a 450 splash before hooking the leg. ONEEE!! TWOO!! THR--NOOO!! Marco climbs into the ring and so does Atara and then PineProm come in, too!! Katta Pult: The referee is losing control of this match!Jimmy Garcia: CruiserClash’s opening match is falling to chaos, Katta!Thats when we see Vebbins stand up and she throws her hands at this match and just exits the ring. Katta Pult: Where is she going?!We see Nidrah yell at Vebbins for help as the other superstars begin to brawl on the outside but Vebbins waves her hands at her too! Jimmy Garcia: What the?! Is Vebbins just leaving Nidrah to fend for herself?!Katta Pult: I KNEW IT! I KNEW THEY WOULD BREAK UP AT SOME POINT!Jimmy Garcia: OH stop it! They're not breaking up.. but Vebbins is leaving!Vebbins is on the ramp and just walks through the curtain and leaves. We turn back to the ref who is counting everyone out! 9! 10!! DING DING DING The ref has just thrown the match out! Katta Pult: I don't believe it! This match is over!Jimmy Garcia: The story here is Azurine Vebbins just left her partner Nidrah to fend for herself!Katta Pult: CAUSE THEY BROKE UP! THEY'RE BACKSTABBERS, I KNEW IT!Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god, stop it!We fade to a commercial. |
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Post by Action Reel on May 17, 2021 15:51:19 GMT -5
Vanessa Rivers & Jim Mud Segment
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to CruiserClash, everybody.Before Jimmy can continue, HIGHWAYYYYY TO THE DANGERZONEEEE echoes through the arena. Jim Mud angrily makes his way to the ring as fans rain boos on him. He has security guards on either side of him. Jimmy Garcia: I guess our general manager has something to say.Katta Pult: I hope he's here to send you off to reunite with JJ Biggs in the unemployment line so that I can have the commentary table all to myself.Jim Mud holds up a microphone as the music fades away. Jim Mud: Before we move on with MY CruiserClash, there's something that I need to address. Last week, a match took place between Masuda Teijin and Marco Rossi. Those two guys put on an admirable show that entertained the masses. It was a back-and-forth contest where either man could've won. So who should win in a battle so evenly matched? NO ONE!The crowd boos at such an egregious statement. Katta Pult: He has a fair point, you know.Jimmy Garcia: No he doesn't!Jim Mud: That's why I sent that second ref to the ring when the first one got knocked out. I told him to let them beat each other to a pulp, and then throw the match out. Unfortunately, due to some faulty lighting, our beloved replacement ref was tragically attacked in the darkness. What's worse is that one of my STUPID ASSISTANTS went into business for herself and decided to pretend she was a referee in order to finish the match!Katta Pult: I still say that match shouldn't have counted because of her.Jimmy Garcia: But it had a fair conclusion, and that's what matters.Katta Pult: Nooooo. Entertaining myself and Jim Mud should be the top priority of everyone employed here.Jim points at the big screen and it replays the moment in question. Everything from the second ref refusing to count and Jim laughing all the way to when Vanessa had to substitute for the replacement ref in and called the rest of the match. Jim Mud: That kind of insubordination is NOT tolerated here. So Vanessa, bring your ass out here right now!Katta Pult: Yes! He's gonna get rid of her just like he did with JJ! So long, loser!A few seconds later, Vanessa slowly comes out. She has a look of discomfort on her face as she's begrudgingly wearing a dress with pictures of Jim Mud printed on it. The crowd cheers for her, which she doesn't expect, so she shyly waves at those in attendance. Mud glares at her all the way until she's in the ring. Then, he points at the dress while looking out at the crowd. Jim Mud: You see this? Let this serve as one of the many reminders that this show belongs to ME!Immediately, the fans boo that man once more. Jim Mud: Everyone here is a part of MY show and what I say, goes!He turns his attention back to Vanessa. Jim Mud: You owe me an apology. You owe all of those referees in the back an apology by taking away their opportunity to follow my orders and make a name for themselves. You owe Katta Pult and that other one an apology for having them even mention your presence as you RUINED one of my matches.Katta Pult: Right! You better make it sincere!Jimmy Garcia: She doesn't have to apologize for anything!Mud demands for the timekeeper's area to give her a microphone. One of the staff members does so. Jim Mud: Well.....we're waiting! You do love your job, right?Vanessa nods her head. Jim Mud: What was that? I can't hear you.The assistant pauses for a moment before raising up the microphone and speaking into it. Vanessa Rivers: Yes. I love my job.Jim Mud: You care about the staff and the wrestlers and whatnot, right?Vanessa Rivers: Yes.Jim Mud: Being able to help others is important to you, right.Vanessa Rivers: Yes it is.Jim Mud: Well then, you know what you have to do. Apologize for your actions, and we can move on with the show.Vanessa sighs heavily. Vanessa Rivers: Fine. I'm sorry.Jim Mud: For?Vanessa Rivers: Technically doing my job?The crowd pops at her response. Then, Jim kills the happiness again. Jim Mud: Okay. Clearly you still don't understand the situation. Either you apologize right now, or I'll fire those two refs that were in that match before you. If you really do care about the staff here, then you'll do as I say. Unless you want to be the reason why two people lose their jobs tonight. Is that what you want? You want them to have to go back to their families, wondering how they'll keep up with their expenses because some stubborn assistant caused them to be unemployed?Vanessa Rivers: No...Jim Mud: Then SAY IT! SAY IT OR THEY'RE FIRED!Vanessa Rivers: I'm sorry...Jim Mud: Foooorrrrrr?Vanessa Rivers: .......ruining one of your matches.Jim Mud: Now put it all together.Vanessa Rivers: I'm sorry for ruining one of your matches.Jim Mud: Louder.Vanessa Rivers: I'M SORRY FOR RUINING ONE OF YOUR MATCHES!The GM laughs as the fans continue to express their disdain. Jim Mud: Good. See how easy that was?Katta Pult: She made it way more difficult than it should've been. She's lucky our great general manager is even showing mercy.Jimmy Garcia: This is ridiculous.Jim Mud: You wanna help people so badly? Do it from the parking lot because I'm banning you from the building for the rest of the night.Vanessa Rivers: What!?Katta Pult: Serves her right!Jim Mud: I'm not sure I'm ready to accept your apology yet. I'm not even sure it's sincere enough, so to make sure you don't ruin another match tonight, you're not allowed to be in this building. You've got ten minutes to leave. After that, I don't wanna see your face in here. In fact, if you even step foot back inside before CruiserClash ends, I'll fire those refs, and everything you just did will be for nothing. Now get your ass out of my ring!Vanessa fights back tears and the desire to slap his face clean off of his skull. She spikes the mic to the mat and exits the ring. A satisfied smirk runs across the GM's face as Vanessa runs up the ramp and on her way out of the arena. Jim Mud: Now that this issue is resolved, we can get back to more of JIM MUD'S CRUISERCLASH!The crowd is LIVID as Jim and his team of guards leave the ring and head backstage. Jimmy Garcia: That was disgusting. He didn't have to do all of that.Katta Pult: Uhhhh yes he did. How else was he supposed to send a message to everyone else back there? He had to make sure that no one else would even consider doing something as stupid as she did. It's like a warning shot towards ungrateful people like you.Jimmy Garcia: You know what? No. I'm not even continuing this conversation with you. CruiserClash rolls on after these messages.Fade to commercial. |
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Post by Action Reel on May 17, 2021 15:53:13 GMT -5
Flop & Masuda Teijin vs. Strong Style Express
Pulses of light flashbang the arena before going completely dark. “Kikotei” by King Gnu power chords bring a somber yet focused Masuda Teijin to the stage. Fans cheer as he makes his appearance on the ramp while lights remain low like a platinum dusk. Teijin wears a black-silver coat studded by miscellaneous bits of metal shaped like skulls and spines. Bursts of blinding white pyro fire off around him at the first break into its rapid chorus. He doesn't budge. Jimmy Garcia: Here comes Masuda Teijin, and he looks like he’s ready for action tonight, Katta!Katta Pult: And it looks like he’s being followed by royalty!Indeed, Flop appears from behind the curtain, a king’s crown adorned over his head and a sceptor in his left hand. He waves it around for the crowd before joining Masuda at the center of the ramp. He offers to knight Teijin, but Teijin is all business today. Adilene Floyd: On their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 361 pounds… the team of FLOP and MASUDA TEIJIN!!!Tejin walks slow, followed by King Flop, but assuredly to the apron but stops to take in the chorus. His messy mounds of golden hair glisten in the limelight. Teijin circles around for a flyby of the commentary table, letting his open coat ripple by them. He then hops onto the apron with a couple spins to where he’s leaning off ropes for a smug pose towards a disapproving audience. The lights go out for a few seconds and when they reappear, Flop is standing uncomfortably close to Adeline Floyd with a mischievous smirk on his face. Jimmy Garcia: Jim Mud put these two singles stars together tonight and they’re taking on the still-developing, but incredibly formidable Strong Style Express!Katta Pult: This was another team that was randomly paired together but they have learned to work together. As someone who knows what it takes to win gold, that is a very important lesson!“808’s Bendin’” by Stevie Stone hits the speakers and Kazuhiro Katayama and Graycie Parker, better known as SSX, arrive on the stage to a chorus of cheers! Adilene Floyd: And their opponents… at a combined weight of 351 pounds… Graycie Parker and Kazuhiro Katayama… this is STRONG STYLE EXPRESS!Jimmy Garcia: Or SSX if you’re nasty!Katta Pult: Wot.Jimmy Garcia: It’s a Janet Jackson reference.Katta Pult: You’re old, and I’m from Nebraska. I don’t know this Janet Jackson.Jimmy Garcia: You don’t know who Janet Jackson is?Katta Pult: Is she a Hall of Famer?Kazuhiro Katayama and Flop start the match off and lock up in the center of the ring, with Kaz getting the upper hand and throwing Flop back into his corner. Flop comes back out, at Kaz, only for the self-apointed King of Cruiserclash to get tossed in the air with a back body drop. Flop gets back to his feet only to have Kaz grab him by the head, and drag him over to the center of the ring, where he wrestles him down to the mat, and grabs him by the leg, twisting his ankle for a calf crusher in the middle of the ring. Jimmy Garcia: There are elements of Katayama’s game which are absolutely brutal! But he’s such a nice guy that you can’t help but like it.Katta Pult: It doesn’t hurt that he’s doing it to a martian murderer.Flop struggles with the hold and Masuda runs into the ring, hitting Kaz with a clothesline, freeing his partner from the hold. With Kaz down on the mat, Masuda grabs Flop and brings him over to their corner, before tagging himself into the match and getting back into the ring. Masuda begins punching Kaz in the side of the head repeatedly as the Patron Saint of the Headbutt slowly makes his way back to his feet. Jimmy Garcia: You’ve gotta wonder if these two have run in the same circles back home in Japan! There seems to be some bad blood here!Masuda gives Kaz a hard kick to the ribs, before grabbing him by the head, dragging him back into the center of the ring, and driving a hard knee into his mid-section before dropping him on his head with a Tiger Driver. With Kaz down on the mat again, Masuda stomps on his hand, back, and head before driving his foot into the side of his head, knocking him over towards his corner. Graysie Parker reaches out her hand for the tag, and manages to make it, allowing her to make her way into the ring. Jimmy Garcia: And here comes Graysie Parker, probably the strongest woman on this roster!Katta Pult: Ahem.Graysie rushes into the ring, and ducks under a clothesline attempt. The moment Masuda turns back around, she connects with a enziguri kick to the side of the head that knocks him into the corner. Graysie rushes him again, a catching him right in the face with a rushes dropkick that sees him collapse into the corner. Graysie, sensing the position her opponent is in, rushes into the opposite ropes, and rebounds back at him, and leaps in with a flying body press! Jimmy Garcia: Graysie is on fire right now!Graysie gets out of the corner as Flop hits her from behind. The referee admonishes him as he gets back to his corner, but Flop has some choice words for him: “be gone, peasant!”. Masuda gets back up to his feet and gives Graysie a hard kick in the ribs before lifting her back to her feet. After a rake of the eyes, Masuda lifts her up into the air, and drops her back down with a theatrical fallaway slam. With Graysie down, Masuda lifts her back to her feet and whips her into his corner, where he tags Flop into the match. Jimmy Garcia: Masuda Teijin and Flop seem to be working well together!Flop steps into the ring and wraps Graysie's arm around the rope and pulls back hard. Graysie struggles in pain and strikes out against him as the referee gets between them, forcing Flop to break the hold. The moment he does so, however, he rushes back in, wrapping his hands around her throat, and begins a two handed choke on her in the corner. The referee again forces him to break, and again he strikes at Graysie, scoring with several punches and kicks into the mid-section and head, until she finally collapses into the corner. Once there, Flop again begins the two handed choke, this time with a big grin on his face. Jimmy Garcia: This is awful! Do your job, zebra!Katta Pult: Flop is a liability in Action Wrestling and people seem to just let him do whatever he wants. It’s kinda sickening.Flop releases his choke hold when the referee’s count reaches four, and he drags Graysie out to the center of the ring, where he gets down and grabs her by the arm, trying to lock in an grapevine armbar. Graysie fights against it and manages to kick her way free and make a move towards her corner to tag in Kaz, only to have Flop grab her ankle, and lock in an ankle lock of his own. Jimmy Garcia: Flop is on top of everything right now!Graysie refuses to tap when the referee questions her, and tries to make her way toward Kaz. She inches her way towards him, and comes so close. Flop grins wide as he lets her come within an inch of making the tag before pulling her back to the center of the ring. Graysie, finally reaches her hand out, and the crowd fully expects her to tap. Instead, she pushes herself upwards and manages to get her free leg under her, before spinning around and hitting him in the temple with an enziguri kick to the large excitement of the crowd. Graysie and Flop each move towards their corners and make the tag. Jimmy Garcia: Here’s comes the EXPRESS!Katta Pult: And Masuda! COLLISION!Kaz absolutely levels Masuda with a rushing lariat, Flop rushes towards him now and runs right into a big boot from Kaz. Masuda slowly makes his way back to his feet only to take several punches into the face and body from Kaz, as they knock him into the ropes. They exchange stiff chest chops! One after another after another until Kaz gets the upper hand, leaving welts all over his body! Kaz grabs him by the wrist and whips him into the opposite ropes. Masuda rebounds back and rushes back to Kaz, who grabs him and lifts him high in the air before bringing him back down with a thunderous spine buster that shakes the ring. Kaz gets back to his feet with the roar of the crowd behind him as he lifts Masuda high into the air and drops him on his head with a cradle brainbuster suplex, before making the cover. Jimmy Garcia: BRAINBUSTER!!1… 2… 3-- NO!!! Katta Pult: Flop makes the save!Kaz gets back to his feet as the referee forces Flop back into his corner, as behind them Masuda shoves Kaz aside and makes the tag to Flop. Flop and Kaz looks at each other for a moment, before Kaz looks back to Graysie to the massive approval of the crowd, which hits overdrive as Kaz makes the the tag! The crowd pops! Kaz and Graysie are in the ring and hit their tag finisher on Flop!! It came from Japan! Jimmy Garcia: THAT JUST CAME FROM JAPAN!!They both pin Flop!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING! Jimmy Garcia: The Strong Style Express are victorious again!!Masuda slaps the guardrail and walks off as SSX are celebrating in the ring. Katta Pult: Wait a minute?!We see a figure walking down with a skimask through the crowd!
Jimmy Garcia: Who is that?!SSX are already out of the ring and up the ramp as well but the figure jumps the railing and slides into the ring! Flop is just getting up and the man takes the skimask off and .. Jimmy Garcia: THATS ALEX SCOTT!!Flop turns around and Alex Scott levels him with a clothesline!! Katta Pult: WE HAVENT SEEN HIM IN A FEW MONTHS!! WHATS HE DOING BACK?!Alex Scott is kneeling over Flop just smashing his head into the canvas!! Jimmy Garcia: SOMEONE STOP THIS!!Alex Scott hits a few forearms to the head of Flop before getting up and taunting and posing! Jimmy Garcia: Finally, officials are here to stop this!!Alex Scott slides out of the ring and walks up the ramp trash talking at Flop! Katta Pult: He just came back in a big way! He just beat up Flop!Flop is holding his head and rolling around in pain as the officials tell Alex Scott to leave the ringside area. He finally does. We take a commercial break. |
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Post by Action Reel on May 17, 2021 15:53:50 GMT -5
Red, White, and Bruised Segment
Karlie and Nikola appear on the titan tron. Nikki Vaughn: As you can see we’re live from somewhere that isn’t Jackson Mississippi.Karlie Nash: That clause that Tracy and Kira slipped into our contracts really is great, it prevents us from having to appear live in front of all you redneck idiots.Nikki Vaughn: Karlie and I were women of style, class and sophistication, all of you clearly are not.Karlie Nash: Exactly. Now let me address something that happened last week, all I’ve for the last week was how could you disrespect Void and his mask.Karlie smirks. Karlie Nash: It’s really simple, I have no respect for Void or for his mask, I don’t give a crap why he wears it. It honestly felt great.Nikki Vaughn: We sent a message and it was written in Void’s blood.Karlie Nash: The message is simple, it doesn’t matter to us who is in the TLC tag team match at Evolution because if we’re in it, we’ll leave everyone like I left Void last week, bloodied and beaten.The screen widens to see Karlie and Nikola standing outside the Minnesota Fundamentalist Church. Karlie Nash: So on behalf of my tag team partner, we bid you all farewell and hope you all have a completely miserable evening and as always the pleasure has been all yours. |
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Post by Action Reel on May 17, 2021 15:55:02 GMT -5
Loser is out of Havoc
Brick Hauser vs. Spayde Martinez
Adilene Floyd: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with the added stipulation that the loser will be barred from entering the Havoc Rumble Battle Royal!Jimmy Garcia: The stakes are high for both competitors: win and you are guaranteed a spot in Action Wrestling’s signature match. Lose, and you might as well park yourself on the couch until June.“Big Bad Wolf” by In This Moment blasts through the venue’s speakers. When the opening guitar riff kicks in and the screamo lyrics start, Hauser walks out onto the stage. Adilene Floyd: Hailing from Flagstaff, Arizona, and weighing 180 pounds: Beatriz “Brick” Hauser!Katta Pult: Beatriz Hauser has only been a part of CruiserClash for a couple of weeks, but she’s made a strong impression with both her power and no nonsense attitude.Jimmy Garcia: Brick has her eyes set on the CruiserTag Titles. She claims to have a partner, but that person has yet to be revealed. What Hauser has made clear is that she wants in on the Havoc Rumble.Beatriz does a long, slow stroll to the ring. She cracks her neck and rolls her shoulders, letting her duster slip off when she reaches the apron. Grabbing the middle rope she pulls herself up, walks along the outside until she reaches her corner, then ducks in. Using the ropes to stretch, she then leans back against the turnbuckle and waits for the match to begin. “Ace of Spades” by Motorhead hits the PA and the cameras search the arena looking for Brick’s opponent. They eventually come to discover Spayde Martinez making her way through the crowd. Spayde jumps the security railing and climbs into the ring as the crowd boos her like crazy. Jimmy Garcia: There are very few wrestlers who have dominated CruiserClash like Spayde Martinez! The former champion is easy to hate, but impossible to dismiss.Katta Pult: Martinez has had a rough couple of months by her own high standards, but if she is able to win tonight and go on to Havoc she has all the tools to succeed!Spayde slides under the bottom rope of the ring. The moment she’s on her feet Brick goes to confront her. The two square off, ignoring the referee’s orders to move to their corners. Words are exchanged. Suddenly, Spayde headbutts Hauser. Jimmy Garcia: These two don’t even want to wait for the match to start!Hauser staggers from the shot. Martinnez launches herself at her with a Thesz Press, but Brick snatches her out of the air and Biels her. She pursues, trying to deadlift her, but catches an elbow to the jaw. Spayde puts Brick on her back with a fireman’s carry takedown and then slaps on a chinlock. Brick muscles her way to a vertical base and sheds Spayde by flipping her over her shoulder. She starts stomping at Martinez, again paying no attention to the official as he demands she cease her attack. Katta Pult: The referee might as well start the match. These two want to fight; let them fight!The ref has other ideas. He grabs Brick and turns her towards him. He tugs on his shirt to reinforce the point who is wearing the stripes. Brick pulls her arm back and warns the referee not to touch her. Suddenly, Spayde comes behind Brick and takes her down with a Ura-Nage. She mounts Brick and hammers away with vicious elbows and forearms. Hauser punches her dead in the face and throws her off. Spayde rolls to the apron. She pulls herself up by the ropes but Brick crashes into her. The two carom off the cables and fall onto the canvas in a tangle. The more technically sound Spayde is able to get the advantage and applies an armbar. The referee kneels down and screams at Spayde to release the hold. The former Cruiserweight Champion hurls unkind words at him. She transitions the armbar to a wristlock, and then stomps on Brick’s arm. Katta Pult: I don’t get why the referee doesn’t call for the bell.Jimmy Garcia: The CruiserClash officials have been under scrutiny lately. Maybe he wants to make sure everything about this match is done by the book.Katta Pult: A little late for that!Spayde pulls Brick up and tries for a suplex, but Brick blocks the attempt. She busts out of the front facelock and rocks Martinez with a throat thrust uppercut. She picks up Spayde and hits snake eyes. Brick tries to deadlift her into a full nelson but Martinez throws her head back and smashes Brick in the snoot. Spayde whips Brick into the corner and starts hitting quick jabs to her midsection. The referee is still trying vainly to get the women separated. Brick stuns Spayde with a heavy forearm shiv and then pushes her into the corner. She mauls her with repeated forearm clubs. The ref grabs Brick around the waist and pulls her away. Hauser forces herself free and pushes the official hard, sending him sprawling. Jimmy Garcia: Yikes! Bad move, Brick.The referee has had enough. He shouts at Hauser and points up the ramp. He then motions to Adeline Floyd. Katta Pult: What’s going on?Spayde and Brick have finally stopped fighting. They watch as the referee confers with Floyd, who then announces: Adilene Floyd: The winner of the match, by DISQUALIFICATION, is Spayde Martinez!Katta Pult: WHAT?!!The crowd is equally stunned. They boo the decision lustily. Brick tries to argue her case, but the referee brushes her off. Jimmy Garcia: Spayde Martinez has won a spot in the Havoc Rumble, but not without controversy!Katta Pult: The official was within his rights to dq Brick Hauser, but he should not have let things get this far!Jimmy Garcia: I can’t believe you of all people are criticizing one of Jim Mud’s referees.Katta Pult: Pft. Probably a Deruty hire.Hauser keeps talking to the umpire, and is caught unaware when Spayde connects with a running knee to the back of the head! She turns Brick and plants her with a powerbomb! With a smirk she then rolls out of the ring! Jimmy Garcia: And Spayde Martinez has added injury to insult by dry gulching Brick!Katta Pult: What a mess! What an absolute mess!The camera is on a battered Spayde Martinez as she is heading to the ramp post-match when suddenly a figure dressed in a hoodie and wearing a black and silver Kitsune mask jumps the barricade to confront her. Jimmy Garcia: Zoot Alors, is that Tsukiko?Katta Pult: Not unless she’s grown about half a foot.The woman blocks the path of the former Cruiserweight and Woman’s Champion, who is fuming. Jimmy Garcia: Well, then a fan with a deathwish just- HOLD UP!!The mystery person takes a step back. Removing her mask and shaking out her long hair she reveals herself to be- Katta Pult: It’s MINKA STARR!!! Minka Starr is back!There’s a loud cheer as the Fancy Footworker again gets in Spayde’s face, going nose to nose with her. Jimmy Garcia: The last we saw Minka she had just lost an impromptu Cruiserweight Championship match against Regan Vorhees!Katta Pult: During which Spayde Martinez attacked her!Spayde angrily pushes Minka away! Starr stumbles, then regains her poise and kicks Martinez square in the jaw! Katta Pult: Starr Struck!!!!Martinez does the timber spot, toppling over. Minka begins to give Spayde ‘The Old Soft Shoe’; stomping on her, complete with tap dancing theatrics! Herking Martinez to her feet, Minka whips her hard at the ring apron. Spayde’s right leg bends at an awkward angle when planted. Her knee buckles and she grabs at it, cursing. Starr does not let up on her; lacerating Spayde’s chest with a barrage of rapid-fire backhand chops! Fans: Woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo!! Jimmy Garcia: Minka is letting Spayde have it with Jazz Hands!Martinez, in desperation, rakes Minka’s eyes and pie faces her. She attempts to retreat; limping towards the ramp when Beatriz Hauser inserts herself between Spayde and escape. Katta Pult: Brick Hauser is up and clearly wants payback!Spayde starts cursing at Brick. She’s totally oblivious to Minka coming up behind her. Starr spins Martinez around and nails her with a second Starr Struck! Spayde falls. Hauser and Starr consider one another. Jimmy Garcia: Minka Starr used the distraction to lay out Spayde Martinez!Brick turns her attention back to Spayde, who is now on her hands and knees trying to shake out the cobwebs. When it finally registers Hauser is looming over her she goes on the attack, attempting a double leg takedown on the larger woman. It fails, and Brick mercilessly clubs her with several brutal forearms. Jimmy Garcia: I’ll give credit where it’s due; Spayde Martinez will not stay down!Katta Pult: Maybe she should!A battered Spayde pulls herself by grabbing at Brick’s belt. She SPITS in her face! Jimmy Garcia: Oh, shit!Brick becomes enraged. Grabbing Spayde around the throat with both hands, Hauser lifts her high into the air, holds her aloft for several seconds, and then performs a sitout chokebomb! Katta Pult: Hit the Bricks!!!The back of Spayde’s head bounces hard off the mat, and she appears completely knocked out. Brick, still apoplectic, looks over to Minka. Starr smiles. She reaches into the front pocket of her sweatshirt and pulls out a pack of tissues, which she offers to Hauser. Hauser’s expression softens. With the slightest of smirks she accepts the wipes to clean the sputum from her cheek. Minka gives Brick an encouraging clap on the shoulder. Jimmy Garcia: Huh. These two are acting awfully chummy.Brick drops the tissue and stalks up the ramp. Minka keeps pace with her, talking animatedly. Some EMTs come out to check on Spayde. While Starr steps aside to let them pass, Hauser does not; forcing the crew to briefly scatter. Jimmy Garcia: Brick Hauser said last week she had come to CruiserClash for the tag team championships, but refused to name her partner. Could it be Minka Starr?Hauser is about to disappear behind the curtain when Minka stops her. Starr begins cajoling the larger woman, gesticulating towards the arena seats. Brick gives a curt nod, turns, and the pair walk back to the edge of the stage. In unison, they make the ‘belt around the waist’ pantomime. The crowd pops! Katta Pult: YES! There’s your confirmation! Brick Hauser and Minka Starr are a team!!!But wait: there’s more! The duo simultaneously point at the Havoc banner displayed on the other side of the arena. Despite Brick’s status as an outsider looking in, the fans go nuts anyway! Jimmy Garcia: Brick might not be in the Havoc Rumble but with proven winner Minka Starr in her corner, they still can make a strong case that they belong in the Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Championship Match at Evolution 4!There’s a close up of Minka, all smiles and confidence, which pans to Brick looking stern and resolute. CruiserClash goes to commercial. |
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Post by Action Reel on May 17, 2021 15:56:36 GMT -5
201 on One w/ Strong Style Express
The camera fades in from commercial break to Damian Kaine standing in the middle of the CruiserClash ring, full suit and tie, surrounded by the same 201 on One set we saw last week. Behind him is a beautiful young lady, of apparent Japanese descent. Damian Kaine: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to CruiserClash, and welcome back to 201 on One, live from the Jackson Arena in Jackson, Mississippi. Now, before we get started here, I’d like to introduce this lovely young lady behind me.The woman steps from behind Damian. Damian Kaine: This is my friend, Naomi. She is here to assist me tonight in talking with one of tonight’s guests. So, let’s go ahead and bring them out here, and get this party started! Ladies and Gentlemen, my guests for tonight are quite possibly the hottest new team in Action Wrestling. Graysie Parker and Kazuhiro Katayama- STRONG STYLE EXPRESS!The Strong Style Express comes out from the back, dressed in their ring gear, slapping available hands, Graysie Parker and Kazuhiro Katayama are all business otherwise. Damian shakes both competitors’ hands as they all take their seats. Damian Kaine: Graysie, Kaz, thank you both for joining me tonight. You two have had one hell of a run so far here on CruiserClash. I’ve been keeping tabs on you two, and I must say. I’m more than impressed. Have you both had time to stop and process how things are going for you?Kazuhiro Katayama: We are honored by the warm welcome we have received from the crowd. translated by NaomiHe gestures broadly to the crowd, who respond in kind. Damian Kaine: The crowd in here seems to love seeing Strong Style Express. And I’m right there with them! For the past three weeks you’ve come out, tore the house down, and did it all with an amazing attitude. It’s not easy to maintain such a joyful demeanor in this business. You have to be truly dedicated to not letting circumstances pull you down, and you both seem to have that dedication. Now, can you carry that dedication with you throughout your time here in CruiserClash? Statistically speaking, you can’t stay undefeated forever. Would a loss affect your morale, both backstage and here in the ring?Kazuhiro Katayama: Difficulties are expected, the level of competition in Action Wrestling is very high. To think we would never lose, would be the fool's path to take. If rain falls in one the camp, the fire dims only a little if it is built properly. We have tried to build a proper fire. translated by NaomiDamian Kaine: And I would say that your fire is built perfectly. After a victory over Red, White, and Bruised, even if you were to eat a defeat down the line, there’s no questioning your status in AW as a solid tag team. And speaking of Red, White, and Bruised, do you two hope to qualify, however possible, for the Cruiserweight Tag Championship match on Night One of Evolution next month?Kazuhiro Katayama: we do not set limits on what we can accomplish, and we do not back down at the idea of leading the charge at Evolution. Some are satisfied half completing a job. We will not rest until we have completed ours. translated by NaomiDamian Kaine: That’s a task not easily. Now, lastly, I want to take some time to address the state of CruiserClash. You two set foot in CruiserClash at what seems to be a very troubling time. Between the mess that is Jim Mud’s reign of terror and a loose cannon like Roddy Zales taking it upon himself to attack everybody after his matches, it seems like the landscape is changing drastically, and nobody is safe. Can SSX stay above all of the tomfoolery and remain one of the few bright spots in an otherwise dark brand?Kazuhiro Katayama: We will continue to stand against the tide. The fans and CruiserClash crave a team to get behind.
We plan to continue to give the fans that hope. Let everyone else race to the bottom, we will stand above it, a guiding light.
We will show the soul and spirit of strong style! translated by NamoiDamian Kaine: Well, I look forward to seeing you two continue to make waves in CruiserClash. Thank you both for coming on, and good luck in coming weeks as we approach Evo 4!Damian shakes their hands and the crowd cheers for Strong Style Express as the feed fades to commercial. |
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Post by Action Reel on May 17, 2021 15:57:05 GMT -5
Jenna Bauer & Alice Segment
A car with dipped headlights slowly pulls outside a derelict warehouse. The lights turn off and there is a momentary ominous stillness before Jenna Bauer meekly slides out of the car. She shimmies behind it, looking all around her into the eerily silent darkness. She bites her nails and tries to tame her breath. From the east side of the warehouse, a legion of single headlights approach rapidly, heralded by malevolent engine roars. A tight cluster of six motorbikes swarm in. Crouching behind her car, Jenna shakes on her heels and almost loses balance as the MS-13 bikers stop mere yards away. Adrian, who has a hooded and bound individual on the back of his bike, calls out into the night. Adrian: Show yourself, puta!Jenna cautiously rises. Immediately six rifles arch towards her. She lifts her hands in the air in surrender. Jenna Bauer: Please! Me for him! I have wronged you, not Quixote.Adrian: Where’s the child?Jenna Bauer: In a safe place. Please… let Qui go. Take me.Adrian aggressively pushes the hooded figure off the bike. The hostage crashes harshly to the ground as the MS-13 gang members guffaw spitefully. Adrian: I say… we kill you both!As Jenna screams, Adrian redirects his gun towards the motionless hostage. The other bikers dismount and run towards Jenna, pinning her arms back, knocking her down. One yanks her hair fiercely, causing her to wail in agony, and holds a knife to her scalp. Jenna Bauer: I BEG YOU! TE LO RUEGO! POR FAVOR! Haré lo que sea… anything…The aggressor moves the knife away from her head and gyrates his hips towards her, inspiring hyena-like cackles from his fellow mafiosas. BANG! A gunshot pierces the air and all MS-13 heads turn toward a shadowy figure emerging from the not so abandoned warehouse. The colour flushes from their faces and their mouths gape as though visited by a phantom. Adrian: El Culebrón!!! MIERDA!In unison, the MS-13 members lower their weapons and carefully rejoin Adrian back on their bikes, not angling their view away from the enigmatic entity for even a millisecond. Adrian: Nosotros nos vamos.With this, they disappear, leaving their hooded hostage injured on the dusty track. Before Jenna could pivot weakly on grazed knees to peer towards her guardian angel, he or she vanished into murky blackness. To be continued... |
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Post by Action Reel on May 17, 2021 15:58:01 GMT -5
Addy A vs. Roddy Zalez
The lights in the arena turn dark to allow "Happy Endings" by Mike Shinoda ft. iann dior and UPSAHL to play on the PA. A single spotlight shines on the stage to showcase Roddy Zalez with his arms spread. His vest is open to showcase how physiqued he is and the smirk on his face does little to ingratiate himself with the fans. Their reaction is a pretty heavy set of boos. As he walks down the aisle, he ignores the people attempting to touch him. Hell, he ignores anybody in his presence entirely, opting instead to tilt his nose and continue his smirk. As he reaches ringside, he hops onto the apron before jumping over the top rope. He finds a nearby turnbuckle and spreads his arms again, showcasing his toned body much to the jeers of the crowd. He nods and smirks, chuckling to himself for a few moments. He hops down and tosses his vest to the floor. He then stands in the ring as his music fades away. Adilene Floyd: Ladies and gentlemen. Introducing, much to your viewing pleasure. Hailing from The Palace of Paradise in St. Petersburg, Florida. Weighing tonight at a stunning 197 pounds. He is THE… Young Dynasty. Roddy… ZALEZ!Roddy spreads his arms as the crowd starts to hail him with boos. Jimmy Garcia: Roddy Zalez is on a hot streak so far on CruiserClash with wins over Masuda Teijin and Kitsumi.Katta Pult: But now he’s going to face the second most prolific woman on CruiserClash today… Adelaide Ainsworth. The most prolific woman would be--Jimmy Garcia: You?!Katta Pult: Of course. 2021 Action Wrestling Hall of Famer Katta Pult. Thank you.The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena. "I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive / Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?" Addy walks out to the stage in all her glory. "It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge / I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been" She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around. "I just wanna call you, but I know I can't / Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans" Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin. "Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand / You could lose a hand, you could lose a" When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand. Adilene Floyd: Coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... ADELAIDE AINSWORTH!As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the ceiling and starts skipping to the ring. Adelaide random picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope. Jimmy Garcia: CruiserClash is often thought of as hidden gems of Action Wrestling… and Addy A is helping to show the world what this brand is truly made of.Katta Pult: She’s just okay.The opening bell tolls and the combatants circle one another, as they tend to do to start a match. They lock up and Roddy goes behind with a waistlock. Addy goes for a back elbow. Roddy ducks and Addy turns around to face him. He transitions into a small package rollup. ONE! KICKOUT! Both up and they lock up again. Roddy pushes Addy to the ropes. Addy lifts her knee and rubs the inside of his thigh, catching him off guard. She turns him to the ropes and loosens up the hold, then monkey flips him. She goes along with it and holds his shoulders to the mat. ONE! KICKOUT! Jimmy Garcia: Too soon to end this one… but at least they tried.They lock up again. Roddy puts her in a side headlock, then a headlock takeover. Addy tries to break free but the hold is tight. She gently caresses his chest and giggles at him, which confuses him for a moment… which is long enough for her to slide her head out and lock him in a chin lock. He pushes up to his feet and elbow her in the midsection, breaking free from the hold. He hits the ropes and Addy surprises the fuck outta him with a pendulum backbreaker. Katta Pult: Somewhat impressive maneuver!Jimmy Garcia: There's the cover!ONE! TW--KICKOUT! Addy is quick to put him in a front facelock. She drags him off the mat. Before she can keep it going, Roddy pushes her back into the corner. He backs up and she bursts out of the corner, taking a back body drop from Roddy. As she starts to get up, Roddy hits the ropes and he goes for a knee trembler but she dodges out of the way. When he turns around, she connects with a spinning kick to the midsection. She then snap mares him and dropkicks his back. She locks on a waistlock and pulls him up, then hits a bridging leg hook belly-to-back suplex. Jimmy Garcia: This could be it!ONE! TW--KICKOUT! Katta Pult: A little coaching from an Olympic gold medalist might prove fruitful for Addy.Addy is fired up and the fans are behind her. She pulls him up and locks in a particularly difficult elevated double chickenwing into an inverted double underhook facebuster. Jimmy Garcia: CHK! CHK! BOOOOOMMMM!!!!1Addy covers Roddy. ONE! TWO! THR--KICKOUT?! Katta Pult: SHE DID IT! IT'S OVER!Jimmy Garcia: NO! HE KICKED OUT!Addy gets up and has words with the referee. While this occurs, Roddy comes to enough to superkick her knee. She drops down low enough for him to connect with a knee trembler to the face. Jimmy Garcia: WAKE! ME! UP!Katta Pult: BEFORE! YOU! GO-GO!Addy crumbles to the mat and Roddy covers her. ONE! TWO! THR--KICKOUT?! Katta Pult: HE DID IT! IT'S OVER!Jimmy Garcia: NO! SHE KICKED OUT!Roddy picks her up and chops her across the chest with all his might! He whips her to the corner and he charges in but she moves and Roddy smashes himself into the turnbuckles! He stumbles and turns around and Addy hits a crossbody taking him down!! She's back on her feet as He stumbles up and she hits TINDERIZER!! She covers!
Jimmy Garcia: THATS IT!!ONE!! TWO! THREE!! DING DING DING Katta Pult: ADDY A WINS ANOTHER ONE!!Jimmy Garcia: That was a CLOSE one!She sits up in exhaustion as he hand is raised in victory. Katta Pult: You're right, Jimmy. That was as close as a match we've seen since Addy has returned! She barely pulled that one out!Addy gets up and taunts and celebrates but is completely tired as we fade to a commercial. |
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Post by Action Reel on May 17, 2021 15:58:37 GMT -5
Jenna Bauer & Alice Segment
A dusty and bruised Jenna Bauer crawls over hard mud towards a still debilitated hooded hostage. With great effort, she sprawls out near the individual, draping her arm over their body in wearied care. Jenna Bauer: Qui! It’s me.The figure emits a deep cough and tenderly lays their bound, cloaked arms over her arms. This affection reinvigorates Jenna, distracting her from the pain in her legs after MS-13’s rough treatment. She forces the strength to clamber up and remove the binds from their arms. They embrace her. Jenna starts to remove the hood... Jenna Bauer: Thank God I have you bac…ALICE is under the hood! Her eyes widen, nostrils flare and she bears a fanged grimace at her nemesis. She maneuvers her arms from around Jenna’s waist into gripping her throat; spinning on top of her. Jenna Bauer: BITCH!Alice: Yep, you stupid fuck. What did you think I was gonna do? Just hand QDT back?Jenna begins to cry. She tries to stop herself but can’t suppress the overwhelm. Alice: Aww, it’s OK. Shhh! We weren’t going to like… murder you or anything.Jenna Bauer: You killed Tawny!!!Alice: Me personally? Nope. Oh Tawny… so sad. Life can be cruel.Jenna Bauer: WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT?!Alice: To make you and Quixote’s lives as miserable as possible. So that means, I’m afraid… I’m sparing you, for now!Jenna Bauer: Just let him go… alive! His daughter needs him! Kill me if you have to… Debonair doesn’t deserve this. LET QUIXOTE GO!!!Alice: Where’s the fun in that? But look, I’m a mother, ya know? I’m not unsympathetic to little Debonair’s plight. But she’s worse off with QDT, trust me. Let the state deal with her.Jenna raises her knee into Alice’s stomach. Whilst partially winded, this only serves to further enrage the Hard as Fuck Girl. She pulls a knuckle duster from her pocket and slides it on her fist. As she goes to strike Jenna… Voice: DON’T!Alice gazes up into the distance and looks down the barrel of a gun, wielded by a spectre of shade. Alice: El Culebrón, I assume? I don’t know what power you hold over my MS-13 friends but I know the code of the street - this fight doesn’t concern you!Silence… then, the gruff Hispanic voice bellows out once more. “El Culebrón”: JENNA concerns me.Alice gulps and backs off Jenna, holding her hands up and retreating backwards. Bauer’s face contorts in confusion. “El Culebrón”: Alice, the tide has turned. You, the hunter… are now the HUNTED! Sooner than you know, Jenna will vivisect your ass! If you even breathe in Quixote’s direction, just ask your Mara Salvatrucha amigos what happens when you cross El Culebrón.Alice postures for a second but soon gives up the ghost, beginning to flee. “El Culebrón”: And Alice, Jenna will see you in the HAVOC RUMBLE!Jenna Bauer: WHAT?!Alice: WHAT?!The shrouded figure doesn’t move a muscle as Jenna and Alice look at each other, both equally perplexed. Alice shakes her head and runs off, to wherever she can find civilisation, to wherever’s safe... wherever El Culebrón is not. We return to the arena where the crowd are popping big. Jimmy Garcia: MOMMA MIA! Did you hear that? Jenna Bauer is entering the Havoc Rumble! Like actually… wrestling!Katta Pult: Apparently! And that’s the first she’s heard of it too! Who was that guy?Jimmy Garcia: … El Culebrón, right?Katta Pult: Err… thanks for shedding light on this, Sherlock. |
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Post by Action Reel on May 17, 2021 16:00:42 GMT -5
Two Gents vs. The Gatecrashers(c)
Katta Pult: Up next we have a cruiserweight tag team championship match!Jimmy Garcia: MOMMA MIA! It’s going to be a hell of a match, Katta! It’s the champs...The Gatecrashers defending their titles against the two men who they originally took them off of nearly two months ago...TwoGents!Katta Pult: Yeah, these two teams last faced off at the 40th episode of CruiserClash and they will be sure to deliver here tonight!Suddenly, and without warning, the sound of trumpet fanfare echoes throughout the arena, as though a monarch is about to enter into a throne room. The brassy sound echoes on the final note, before giving way to Shining Star by Earth Wind and Fire. And it is here that the two gents finally make their appearance... Standing on the ramp together they hold up their hands, shaking their hand in time to the opening riff of the song., the crowd hushes in anticipation as the BWAH of the first trumpet hits. The gents fist bump at this precise moment, triggering two confetti cannons which shoot into the crowd at the same time. They grin and soak in the atmosphere as one of Jenson's LARPing crew walks towards them with a brace of t-shirt cannons on a cushion. He bows in front of the stars as Teo and Jenson take the cannons then start walking toward the ring, shooting t-shirts into the crowd, forwarded by more confetti and ribbons, showering the crowd with gifts and paper. They finally reach the ring and remove their capes, stepping onto the apron, holding their tag team titles in the air, basking in the crowd response. Katta Pult: These two have the record for the longest reign as Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions which still stands at 95 days.Jimmy Garcia: Yeah and you know they’ve missed gold around their waists and they look determined here tonight to rectify that!"Out of the Black" by Royal Blood plays and out from the back walks Sara Pettis and Void to zero fanfare. Jimmy Garcia: You know, 99% of the roster has explosions and big entrances every week when they come down to the ring, but The Gatecrashers need none of that!Katta Pult: Yeah and they’re tag team champions without all the fanfare and that might be EXACTLY why they’re the champs. They don’t need all the glitz and glamour. They’re just here to kick ass, Jimmy!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Teo and Void start off for their respective teams as Sara and Andre step through the ropes and to the apron. Teo hits a lariat and catches Void with a snap ddt. He quickly follows it up with a standing moonsault and tags in Andre. Teo whips Void across the ring. Teo and Andre execute a double flapjack european uppercut! Katta Pult: FIST BUMP to Void!!Jimmy Garcia: Andre drops an elbow on Void!Andre is back up and springboards off the ropes and takes Void down with a forearm. Andre grabs Void and executes a belly-to-belly suplex, but Void uses the momentum to roll out of the ring. Andre runs the ropes an drakes to the air with a suicide dive! Andre quickly rolls Void back into the ring and goes for the pin! ONEEE!! TW--NOOO! Sara Pettis springboards over the ropes and lands a legdrop on the back of Andre! The interruption is enough time for Void to make the hot tag to Sara! Sara comes in with some fire, flooring Teo with a roaring elbow, sending him back to the outside. Andre is up, but Sara hits a kick to the midsection before lifting him up for a double underhook suplex. Sara pulls Andre up and drops him with a tornado DDT. Katta Pult: Sara is on fire right now!Jimmy Garcia: MOMMA MIA! She’s taking it to both Andre and Teo!Sara nails a forearm on Teo, taking him off the apron, causing him to crash into the outside barricade. Sara tags in Void. Void hits a knee drop to the head while Pettis springboards off the ropes with a leg drop. Void hits an axe kick across the back of Andre and puts him down again with a spinning backfist. Andre is dropped again by a step-up enziguri and Void tags in Sara again. Sara climbs up top while Void hits a running death valley driver and Sara comes off the turnbuckles with a shooting star press!! Jimmy Garcia: MOMMA MIA!! The Gatecrashers are tearing Two Gents apart right now!Katta Pult: Teo starts climbing into the ring as Sara hooks the leg!ONEE!! TW--NOOO!! Teo dives and makes the save, tagging Sara in the head with a forearm! Sara is up and runs the ropes, nailing a senton bomb on Andre. Sara runs to the ropes and springboards for a moonsault and hooks Andre’s leg again! ONEEE!! TWOO!! THR--NOOO! Teo makes the save! Katta Pult: I don’t know how much more of this Andre can take, Jimmy!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, Teo is starting to look worried for his teammate.Void punishes Andre with some corner elbows and takes a few steps out before nailing a running back elbow, crushing Andre in the corner. Andre falls to the mat where Void drops a knee before pulling him up to his feet for a brainbuster! Void goes for the pin! ONEEE!! TWOOO!! THRE--NOOO! Teo avoids a clothesline from Sara, who tried to head him off at the pass and nails a kick to the side of Void’s head knocking him off the pin attempt. Void looks ready to finish Andre off and whips him across the ring. Andre ducks a roundhouse kick and nails a shining wizard out of nowhere! The crowd pops as both men are down and crawling to their teammates. Void makes the tag and Sara tries to stop Andre but he dives for the hot tag to Teo! Teo is in and leapfrogs a spear attempt by Sara and runs the ropes, taking her down with a flying forearm smash. Teo waits for Sara to get to her knees and hits an enziguri. He pulls her up and over to the corner, flying off the turnbuckles for a tornado DDT. Teo runs back to the ropes, hops up top and comes off for a 450 splash! He hooks the leg! Katta Pult: Two Gents making a comeback!ONEEE!! TWOO!! THR--NOOO! Void makes the save! Teo tags in Jenson who climbds up top and Teo nails a rocket launcher, using Andre as the rocket! Jimmy Garcia: METEOR TO SARA PETTIS!Katta Pult: Andre opts out for the pin though and instead lets Sara get up!Andre floors Sara with a european uppercut before locking her in a Texas Cloverleaf! Sara pulls the pair over to the ropes, forcing Andre to break the hold. Jimmy Garcia: What a save!Sara is holding the ropes as Andre gets up and pulls her to her feet! He whips her to the ropes but Void is on the apron and hits a kick to the back of Andres head causing him to stumble forward.. Sara hits a front flipping blockbuster on the head/neck of Andre! Teo rolls in as Sara gets up and tags in Void! Katta Pult: Not sure if Teo just saw that!Teo goes after Sara but she ducks and Teo bounces off the ropes where Sara hits a dropkick sending Teo through the ropes to the apron! She rushes to the corner and jumps off the turnbuckles, back towards Teo and takes him off the apron with a suicide-dive plancha! They crash down! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!Void has Andre up and hits INTO THE ABYSS on Andre Jenson! Katta Pult: THATS IT!!He covers!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! Jimmy Garcia: GATECRASHERS ARE STILL.. TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!DING DING DING Void kneels up as the ref raises his hand and Sara gets into the ring and rolls over to him and grabs her CW Tag Title as well. Jimmy Garcia: Two Gents brought fire, they brought momentum.. but it just wasn't enough in the end!Andre rolls out of the ring and we see Teo grab him off the apron and help him to the mats below. Sara and Void are in the ring and they raise up their CW Tag Title belts. Katta Pult: Gatecrashers are still your Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions and they'll be defending in that TLC match live on CBS during Evolution IV weekend!Jimmy Garcia: What a weeknd thats going to be!Katta Pult: Weekend. Jimmy Garcia: Thats what I said.We fade to a commercial. |
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Post by Action Reel on May 17, 2021 16:01:43 GMT -5
Jim Mud Segment
We cut to Jim Mud in his office while he's drinking coffee. He puts down the mug and looks at the camera. Jim Mud: Now that my show's back to how it should be, there's something else that I need to address. Havoc is less than two weeks away, and I'm allowing some of my Cruiserweights to take part in it. I take a lot into consideration when I'm deciding who's in and who's out. Take Masuda Teijin for example. He's a household name in AW. A lot of you degenerates want to see him in the Havoc Rumble because of how dedicated and reliable he is. This ain't about what you want though. It's about what I want. Is Masuda Teijin in Havoc something I want? Is he worth me staking my flawless reputation for? No, but maybe he can surprise me and prove himself. So I've asked myself. Should I add his name to the list of entrants? After a week of thinking, I've come to a decision.Jimmy Garcia: Add him in!Katta Pult: Leave him out!Jim Mud smirks and shakes his head. Jim Mud: I have decided that Masuda Teijin will-There's a break in the sentence. In fact, it's a skip of less than a second, but Mud's sentence continues, and it remains coherent. Jim Mud: -be in the Havoc Rumble!The crowd pops after a brief delay from being surprised. Katta Pult: What was that?Jimmy Garcia: The shock of Jim Mud actually doing something nice?Katta Pult: No, you idiot. The screen!Jim Mud: You hear me, Masuda? You're--going to Havoc! Don't even think about begging me to change my mind either. My decision is final, and I will not change it!The screen fades to black. Katta Pult: It happened again!Jimmy Garcia: It sure did! Jim Mud just confirmed that Masuda Teijin will be competing at Havoc! Good for him! He deserves it!Katta Pult: Are you blind!?!?!? That's clearly not what he meant to say!Jimmy Garcia: Sounds like it to me!Katta Pult: I can't deal with you and your ignorance right now. I'm gonna tell Jim what happened and curse out those morons in the production truck outside after the show.Jimmy Garcia: Uh huh. Good luck with that. Meanwhile, we have another great match coming up next! |
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Post by Action Reel on May 17, 2021 16:06:56 GMT -5
Main Event
Soldado Fortuna vs. Regan Voorhees(c)
Black smoke fills the top of the entrance ramp. Cut the Cord begins to play and out of the black smoke steps Soldado Fortuna, accompanied by Victoria Richardson. Both look out into the crowd, then at each other. Victoria gives Soldado a nod and he begins making his way down the ramp, his manager a step behind him, brandishing a microphone Victoria Richardson: Ladies and gentlemen, on his way to the ring as we speak, hailing from Tijuana, Mexico, he stands at six feet tall, he weighs in at 200 pounds, he is the client of yours truly, Victoria Richardson....I proudly present to you all...SOLDADO....FORTUNASoldado and Victoria enter the ring. Soldado heads to the turnbuckle and poses with his arms outstretched and his head to the sky, as Victoria emphatically points to her client. Soldado then sits on the top turnbuckle, as Victoria exits the ring. Jimmy Garcia: it's time folks! It's Cruiserweight Championship time!Katta Pult: Soldado Fortuna looking for his biggest win here, tonight. This could propel him to whole new levels!A gunshot echoes across the arena, followed by a second of silence before “Leader of the Pack” kicks in. A red glow bathes the arena, a single crimson spotlight tracking on the entryway over Regan Voorhees. The Duchess of Pork stands with her head bowed, a translucent white raincoat over her ring gear. Her red croquet mallet notably absent, the fingers of her right hand tighten into a fist. Katta Pult: Look at her! A glorious Cruiserweight Champion! Notice she doesn't have that mallet!Regan looks up, eyes glinting with malice, as she glares at the ring. Her right hand pulls back the hood of her raincoat, revealing a mane of shoulder length blond hair as she walks to the ring. She glances occasionally to the crowd before turning her eyes away in abject disgust. At ringside, she climbs the steps and steps through the ropes. A wicked grin creeps across as her lips as she poses for the crowd, before advancing to her corner. Jimmy Garcia: This is what it's all about!Katta Pult: Lets go!DING DING DING Soldado and Regan come out of their corners and Regan blocks a chop and puts Soldado into a headlock! He shoves her off and goes for a shoulder tackle but Regan jumps, grabs the head and goes for a slingblade, but Soldado blocks it, twists and grabs Regan for a sleeper but she sits down, and backkicks Soldado causing him to stumble back! Regan back rolls and goes for a 180 forearm but Soldado ducks, and then jumps and hits a head scissor take down! Regan rolls onto the canvas and tries to get to her feet but Soldado hits a shotgun dropkick to the chest sending Regan back into the corners turnbuckles! She pulls herself up as Soldado rushes in with knees to the chest crashing into her! She stumbles out as Soldado springboards off the middle ropes and hits a hurricanrana on Regan taking her down! He crawls over and pins! One! Two! Regan kicks out! Katta Pult: Soldado showing a lot of fire and a lot of early offense!Jimmy Garcia: He has to! He needs to keep on the gas if you ask me!Regan is on the apron and Soldado rushes at her but she puts up a knee and catches him with a stiff impact! Soldado is caught by Regan and pulled through the ropes to the apron as well! Soldado gets up and Regan hits a backhand chop across the back of Soldado! Regan hits a lucha kick to the back of the head too! Soldado is leaning back trying to hang on the ropes for balance but Regan flips off the apron, lands on her feet, catches Soldado and hits a powerbomb on the ring mats and the floor below!! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!Katta Pult: WHAT IMPACT FROM REGAN VOORHEES!Jimmy Garcia: The Cruiserweight Champion just powerbombed Soldado off the apron onto the floor!Regan pulls herself up to her feet and rolls in and Richardson is trying to coach and lift Soldado up. Regan catches her breath as Soldado rolls into the ring. Regan hits the BELLE RINGER!! Jimmy Garcia: BELLE RINGER!! BELLE RINGER!!Regan crawls over and pins! One! Two! KICK OUT!! Jimmy Garcia: SOLDADO KICKED OUT!!Regan wastes no time and tries to lock on an armbar but Soldado quickly gets his feet on the bottom ropes to break the hold. Regan has to break and she gets up stomping on Soldado as he scurries to the corner. She begins choking him with her boot and then hits the opposite corner and comes rushing in for a bronco buster but Richardson helps Soldado get out of the corner and Regan crashes into the turnbuckles!! Jimmy Garcia: That'll stop all momentum!!Katta Pult: GET RICHARDSON OUTTA HERE!!Soldado pulls himself up on the apron as Regan is stumbling to her feet and she stands up, turns around and Soldado springboards off the top rope and crashes down with a sitdown plancha taking Regan down! Soldado is back up and Regan stumbles back up and Soldado hits Siesta Permanente! Jimmy Garcia: Siesta Permanente!! Siesta Permanente!!Katta Pult: DID HE DO IT? DID HE JUST WIN THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!?The ref counts! One! Two! Thre- REGAN KICKS OUT!! Jimmy Garcia: REGAN GETS A SHOULDER UP!! THE CHAMPION GETS A SHOULDER UP!!Soldado lifts the head of Regan up and tries to lock on a submission move but Regan flips to her back and grabs the head of Soldado with her legs and takes Soldado down to his back! Both superstars get to their feet but Soldado goes for a chop and Regan ducks and just hits the ropes coming back for a crossbody but Soldado catches her and keeps her up in strength, he goes to drive her down but she floats to his shoulders and gets out of it behind Soldado and rolls him up!! One!! Two! Jimmy Garcia: NOO!!Soldado kneels up but Regan kicks him in the face!! He goes down!! One!! Two!! Katta Pult: NO!! HE KICKS OUT AGAIN!!Regan goes to the turnbuckles and jumps off but Soldado gets a foot up and Regan crashes into it! She stumbles back but Soldado flips her forward into a pinfall!! One! Two! Thr- Jimmy Garcia: SHE KICKS OUT!!Soldado is back on his feet as Regan is up but Soldado grabs her, lifts her up and HITS A SITOUT POWERBOMB!! HE HAS THE CHAMPIONS LEGS HOOKED!! ONE!! TWO!! THRE- SOLDADO KICKS OUT!! Jimmy Garcia: SHE KICKS OUT AGAIN!! SOLDADO WAS SO CLOSE!!Soldado is up and Richarson is coaching him on what to do next! He's demanding for Regan to get up and he just lifts her up to her feet and goes for the Liberator! Katta Pult: LIBERATOR!!No!! Regan gets out of it and flips Soldado into a back body drop! Regan rolls out of the ring as quick as she can and moves the camera out of the way! The ref is trying to get Soldado back to his feet! Regan moves the timekeeper and Adilene Floyd out of the way and grabs the Cruiserweight Championship! Jimmy Garcia: WHAT IS SHE DOING?! COME ON NOW!Katta Pult: IS SHE LEAVING?!Regan walks over and slides into the ring and slaps the title with her free hand and wants Soldado to get up! Katta Pult: Shes going to smash the belt into Soldados face!!Victoria Richardson hops on the apron and takes the belt from Regan!! THE CROWD FUCKING POPS!! Jimmy Garcia: HELL YEAH!! HELL YEAH!!Regan is FURIOUS! Katta Pult: SHE CANT DO THAT!! YOU CANT INTERFERE IN THESE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHES!!Jimmy Garcia: VICTORIA ISN'T INTERFERING!! SHES KEEPING THINGS FAIR!!Regan trash talks Victoria as she jumps down off the apron and Regan turns around and Soldado picks Regan up and hits Tijuana Kiss! Jimmy Garcia: Tijuana Kiss!!Soldado is up and the crowd is going crazy and Soldado climbs up to the turnbuckles and jumps off!! Katta Pult: WHAT A MOONSAULT!! OH NO!! NOT THIS WAY!!Jimmy Garcia: WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!! WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! Jimmy Garcia: HE DID IT!! SOLDADO HAS WON THE TITLE!!Katta Pult: NO!! THE REF SAYS TWO!! THE REF SAYS TWO!!The crowd is going crazy but they're so loud they don't realize it's a two count! Soldado gets up and Richardson is coaching Soldado still! The two can't give up!! Jimmy Garcia: Whats he got planned here?!Soldado is leaning in the corner trying to get back on his feet.. thats when Richardson hands him the croquet mallet!! Jimmy Garcia: HEY!! HE CANT USE THAT!
Katta Pult: WHERE DID SHE EVEN GET THAT FROM!?Soldado holds it tightly and sizes Regan up but the ref jumps in front of him causing him to not come out of the corner with it! The ref and Soldado argue and Soldado hands it back to Richardson.. Soldado comes out of the corner and moves the ref but.. REGAN KICKS SOLDADO IN THE GUT AND GRABS SOLDADO AND HITS THE DDT!!
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD ITS OVER!!Katta Pult: The Abattoir!!Regan covers!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! Jimmy Garcia: DID SHE GET IT?!
Katta Pult: NO!! SOLDADO KICKED OUT!! SOLDADO KICKED OUT!!The crowd can't fucking believe it!! Regan sits up and shes shaking her head no!! The ref confirms.. ITS JUST A TWO!! Jimmy Garcia: HOW DID HE KICK OUT!?!Regan picks up Soldado by the mask and head and pulls him in for another DDT but he floats out of it and hits a front kick sending Regan down! Soldado rolls to the corner where Richardson continues to coach him up one more time! Regan stumbles across the ring but Soldado is up and hits a crossbody taking her down! He rolls to his knees and stands up as Regan is getting up and Regan goes for a clothesline but Soldado ducks and pulls her back down across his knees in a backbreaker! She stands back up and Soldado hits a GERMAN SUPLEX, Regan bounces off her head and knee and rolls to her feet and Soldado hits THE LIBERATOR!! Jimmy Garcia: LIBERATOR!! LIBERATOR!!Katta Pult: OH NO!! REGAN LOOKS OUT!!Soldado covers and hooks both legs!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: WE HAVE A NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!Katta Pult: SOLDADO FORTUNA IS OUR NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!Jimmy Garcia: SOLDADO WON THE TITLE!!The crowd has their mixed reaction but Richardson jumps into the ring and embraces Soldado!! Katta Pult: I CANT BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW!!Soldado and Richardson are hugging in the middle of the ring but the ref has something.. the Cruiserweight Championship.. Soldado opens his arms and takes the belt.. Richardson jumps up and down hugging Soldado.. He takes a few steps forward and holds it high!! Jimmy Garcia: THE TIJAUANA MEXICO NATIVE WITH THE BIG AMERICAN DREAM!! VICTORIA RICHARDSONS CLIENT HAS JUST ACHIEVED THE HIGHEST OF SUCCESS!! SOLDADO IS CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!Katta Pult: VICTORIA RICHARDSON BRAND STOCK JUST WENT THROUGH THE ROOF!!They continue to celebrate in the ring as the ref raises Soldados arm and the new graphic appears.. Soldado Fortuna is Cruiserweight Champion.. Jimmy Garcia: SOLDADO!! THE NEW CRUI-Just then THE MUSIC STOPS AS SOMEONE JUST HIT SOLDADO FROM BEHIND!! Katta Pult: WHO THE HELL!? WHAT THE HELL?!Victoria Richardson turns around and goes to slap him but the man stops her and pushes her down!! She rolls out of the ring! The crowd is booing. Jimmy Garcia: THATS JOEY BUNGA!! WHAT THE HELL IS JOEY BUNGA DOING?!Soldado is kneeling up and trying to get to his feet but Joey Bunga grabs him by the head and bulldogs him into the canvas!! Jimmy Garcia: WHY!? WHY DID BUNGA DO THIS?! WHY WOULD HE STOMP ALL OVER THE CELEBRATION AND BIG WIN FOR SOLDADO!!Katta Pult: THIS IS DOWN RIGHT DESPICABLE!!Bunga looks down and grabs the Cruiserweight Championship belt. The crowd boos as Bunga smiles and holds it in his hands.. Katta Pult: Is he claiming stake at the Cruiserweight title?! Put it down!! It aint yours!!Bunga smiles and turns around to realize Regan Voorhees standing in the corner. She starts to smile. Bunga walks over and drops down to both knees in front of her.. Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE?!Joey Bunga holds the Cruiserweight Championship up high as an offering with him on his knees directly in front of Regan. She smiles and takes the belt back.. Jimmy Garcia: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!Katta Pult: DID JOEY BUNGA JUST OFFER THE TITLE BACK TO REGAN?! WHAT IS HE DOING?!Regan nods as Bunga stands to his feet and puts the belt across Regans shoulder and she walks over and stands over Soldado! Jimmy Garcia: THIS SHOULD BE ABOUT SOLDADO!! Regan smiles as she puts a foot on Soldados chest and Bunga points at the Championship belt on Regans shoulder. Katta Pult: IS JOEY BUNGA WITH REGAN VOORHEES NOW?!Jimmy Garcia: I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING!CruiserClash fades off the air. |
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