(1/3/21) Sunday Night Delight! May 4, 2021 16:03:26 GMT -5
Post by Action Reel on May 4, 2021 16:03:26 GMT -5
The show opens with “Bounce” by Danko Jones playing as Fiona Harris marches to the ring; jeans and a cutoff t-shirt in lieu of standard ring gear, fists taped, grabbing a microphone from announcer Amanda Jackson before rolling into the ring as her music cuts.
Harris: “Falls. Count. Anywhere. We’re supposed to be the main event tonight Karlie, but I’ve waited two weeks to get my hands on you and I’m not looking to wait another goddamn minute! Oberhousen, get your ass out here and let’s get this done!”
Instead of Karlie Oberhousen, the next person down the ramp is FCPW commissioner Lou Natic, shaking his head as he climbs into the ring, mic in hand.
Lou: “Listen kid, you don’t get to decide when the matches are around here, that’s my call. But… since I love the idea of watching two people who hate each other beat the shit outta each other, let’s do it now. Fuck, I want the best seat in the house for this! I’m gonna be the referee!”
A moment later “Saturday Night Special” hits the PA system and Karlie Oberhousen marches down to the ring, hurling insults at Harris all the way, Harris returning verbal fire before, as Karlie nears the ring, charging and exploding through the ropes, flattening Karlie with a suicide dive! Lou Natic calls for the bell before exiting the ring, leisurely walking over to the fighting women.
“Krusher” Karlie Oberhousen vs “Fuck Yeah!” Fiona Harris
Falls Count Anywhere
Harris mounts Oberhousen at the base of the entrance ramp, peppering her with rapid right hands before Oberhousen pushes her off, the larger woman scrambling to her feet, narrowly avoiding a low dropkick aimed at her head. The two women square off, trading punches at a rapid pace, Karlie starting to take an advantage, backing Harris up towards the top of the ramp. Karlie throws a big roundhouse but Fiona ducks, both women turning around, Harris quicker, catching Karlie with a kick in the gut and a swinging neckbreaker. Harris looks to mount but Karlie catches her with a quick thumb to the eye, Fiona rolling off her.
Harris stumbles back, cursing as Karlie gets to her feet and charging as Harris turns back to her, picking the smaller wrestler up at full speed and driving her through the curtains and into the backstage area, driving Harris spine-first into a wall, Lou continuing to follow the women as they fight, encouraging them to, in his words, “Fucking mangle each other!” Karlie scoops Harris up for a bodyslam on the concrete floor, Fiona landing with a loud splat. Oberhousen followed with a jumping leg drop before looking for a cover. Lou drops down to count with Harris kicking out at two before rolling away to try to pull herself to her feet.
Karlie grabs Harris by the hair, moving to pull her to her feet, but Harris counters by grabbing Karlie by the head and dropping down, giving her a jawbreaker off the top of her head. Both women take a moment to get to their feet before starting to trade punches again, the faster Fiona landing two for every one from Karlie, the women brawling through the backstage area, towards the loading dock where the ring and equipment are hauled in and out of the building. Karlie takes a quick advantage after landing a pair of big right hands and connecting with a knee lift. She rears back for a lariat but Harris ducks it, spinning quickly to grab Karlie from behind and connects with a front Russian legsweep, dropping Oberhousen hard on the concrete floor.
Harris appears to consider going for a cover but seems to decide against it, smiling meanly as she gets to her feet, moving to a ladder that was leaning against the wall. She sets it up before climbing, Karlie still down and not moving at the moment, though she has rolled to her back. Fiona stands on the top step, facing down to Oberhousen before launching herself, backflipping as she travels forwards, looking for the Comet Crush senton. Karlie rolls clear to avoid it and Harris seems to spot her mid rotation, adjusting to land on her feet, giving Karlie an opportunity to pop her in the face with a big boot. Karlie quickly looks for the cover but again Harris kicks out at two.
Karlie sits up to argue with Lou, clearly frustrated, perhaps even a little desperate before looking around. She scrambles away from Harris, who has started to pull herself up slowly, and picks up a length of heavy steel chain, wrapping it around her hand and forearm, stalking and taunting Fiona as she gets to her feet. Harris stands and Karlie charges, throwing a massive running forearm but Fiona rolls away from the attack; Karlie turns into a reverse STO attempt from Harris but she cuts Harris off with a knee between the legs, drawing a wince from Lou in sympathy as Harris slumps forward. Oberhousen grapples Fiona into position for the Krusher Bomb, lifting her up. When she moves to give Harris the extra boost up by her jeans, Fiona sticks a thumb in the eye of Karlie, Oberhousen releasing her, Fiona slipping down and landing on her feet in front of Karlie, followed with a knee between the legs of her own and a quick reverse STO.
With both women down Fiona seems about to lock in the Koji Clutch before she grabs the chain from around Karlie’s arm. She quickly loops the chain around the neck of Oberhousen before swinging her leg over, choking Karlie between her thigh and the chain around her neck, wrenching back viciously. Karlie is quick to tap with no other options, Fiona keeping the hold on a second longer before she allows Lou to pull her off, the commissioner raising her hand in victory as Harris finally lets out something closer to her usual happy smile before limping away, dragging the chain with her as she heads for the locker room.
Winner: Fiona Harris via submission