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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:10:57 GMT -5
We open to Monday Night Clash and we're backstage in Pasternaks office. Just then the door swings open and Jaice and Cormack come into the office with some sales pitch type shit.
Jaice Wilds: Okay, dad, ahem, I mean Pasternak, I didn't mean to say dad, listen anyways, listen.
Cormack: We have an IDEA!
Jaice Wilds: Yeah, shh easy don't try too hard, anyways Pasternak we have an idea!
Alexander Pasternak: Ok, go ahead!
Jaice Wilds: We were wondering, like honestly wondering, if its cool, like at Evolution IV.. if we could enter in the Prince Jimmy Dean Memorial Battle Royal?
Cormack smiles wide with two thumbs up. Jaice is like jumping out of his skin he's so excited.
Jaice Wilds: Soo?
Alexander Pasternak: What? No.
Jaice and Cormack look sad.
Alexander Pasternak: I need you guys running security and operations, you heard the news! Theres a huge special on CBS the night before called CBS Primetime! Plus, the Hall of Fame is the Friday Night before that, I mean I need you guys!
Jaice Wilds: Oh, I understand dad, I mean Pasternak. I get you.
Cormack: Yeah we get it.
Alexander Pasternak: Why the sad faces?
Jaice Wilds: Nothing.
Alexander Pasternak: Tell me!
Jaice Wilds: We just wanted out Evolution moments.
Just then the crowd awwwww's.
Alexander Pasternak: Oh.
Cormack: It's cool, sir! Don't worry!
Jaice Wilds: Yeah, we'll go back to work.
They leave the office and the camera pans in on Pasternak who thinks about it for a second. We fade to the Monday Night Clash intro.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:13:11 GMT -5
"Ill" Jill Park vs. Jeffrey Cuddletrousers
“Therefore I am†begins to play through the PA system and Jill Park struts onto the ramp in a white jacket and thick white aviator sunglasses. She stops in the center of the stage as golden pyro consumes her for a moment. As it dissipates, she walks down to the ring(usually to a chorus of boos) and she slides into the ring. Jill stands in the center of the ring and slowly and sensually removes the jacket, tossing it in the nearest corner. Billy: This next match could favor Jill ParkChris Avery: We'll have to see! Anything can happen in Action Wrestling!"Mr. Blue Sky" begins to play throughout the arena. As the drums come in, Jeffrey dances out from backstage, rallying the crowd to clap along to the beat while he dances down the ramp. Adilene Floyd: Dancing his way to the ring, from Main Street USA, weighing in at 207 lbs.; he is The Apple-Cheeked All-Star: JEFFREY CUDDLETROUSERS!Jeffrey dances around the ring, high-fiving fans and dancing with the crowd. After a while, he rolls into the ring, as he dances the Carlton to the amusement of the crowd. After raising both hands to the audience, he turns to his opponent, bouncing on either foot. Billy: They look ready to go!Chris Avery: This should be good!DING DING DING Jill Park grabs Jeffrey Cuddletrousers and hits a few chops before sending him back into the turnbuckle with a boot to the gut and a huge right hand. He whips Jeffrey Cuddletrousers out of the corner into the opposite turnbuckle and lets Jeffrey Cuddletrousers stumble out and hits a scoop slam! Jill Park stomps on Jeffrey Cuddletrousers and lifts him back up hitting a suplex! Jill Park goes for a cover! ONE! TWO! Jeffrey Cuddletrousers kicks out. Jill Park grabs Jeffrey Cuddletrousers and hits a few chops and sends him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline! Jeffrey Cuddletrousers ducks and lets Jill Park turn around and hits a dropkick! Jill Park goes down to the canvas before rolling to his knees where Jeffrey Cuddletrousers meets him with a kick to the head! Jeffrey Cuddletrousers pins Jill Park! ONE! TWO! Jill Park gets a shoulder out and rolls to the corner where Jeffrey Cuddletrousers helps him to his feet just to whip him out of the corner into the other turnbuckles hitting a powerslam! Jeffrey Cuddletrousers pins Jill Park! One! Two! Jill Park gets another shoulder up. Billy: It was almost over!Chris Avery: I thought it was!This time Jeffrey Cuddletrousers picks up Jill Park and goes for a suplex but Jill Park gets out of it and hits LET IT GO. Jeffrey Cuddletrousers is out! Jill Park covers! One! Two! Thre- NO!! Billy: JEFF GETS A SHOULDER UP!!Chris Avery: THIS MATCH IS EVENLY MATCHED!Jill Park whips Jeffrey Cuddletrousers to the ropes and goes for a kick but Jeffrey Cuddletrousers catches the boot and whips Jill Park around and hits a spear!! Jeffrey Cuddletrousers has her down for the count! ONE!! TWO!! Jill Park KICKS OUT!! Billy: WOW! I DIDNT THINK PARK COULD KICK OUT!Chris Avery: THEY GO BACK AND FORTH WITH MOMENTUM!Jeffrey Cuddletrousers lifts Jill Park to his feet and goes for another suplex but Jill Park gets out of it one more time! This time Jill Park whips Jeffrey Cuddletrousers to the ropes but both superstars hit a clothesline sending the other one down! Billy: Both of them are down!Chris Avery: Who can take advantage!Jeffrey picks her up but she rolls him up! One! Two! He kicks out! He gets to his feet and turns around and Jill hits A KICK AND A HOT GIRL SUMMER! Billy: HOT GIRL SUMMER!!She covers! One! Two! Three! Chris Avery: ILL JILL PARK WITH THE DUB!DING DING DING Billy: What a win!She gets up and celebrates! Chris Avery: She's moving up in the rankings if ya ask me! What a win!Billy: Big win, more comin' to ya on CBS' Monday Night Clash!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:18:27 GMT -5
Dandy DiVito and CJ Phoenix Segment
Dandy DiVito is seen walking into The Following's locker room with one of the Tag Titles over his shoulder. He finds CJ Phoenix inside with tape around his head like a headband and the Hardcore Title resting around his waist. CJ looks up from his phone at Dandy and smiles. CJ Phoenix: What's good, champ?Dandy DiVito: Nothin' really. Just getting ready fo' anotha defense.CJ Phoenix: You got this. You guys have been spearheading the tag team division with those belts since November.Dandy DiVito: Damn right, and befo' then! We've been stompin' shit since we stepped foot in that bitch!CJ laughs as Dandy sits by him. CJ Phoenix: You're right about that. Get through this, and then it's Havoc, Evolution, and further beyond.Dandy DiVito: Goddamn right, it is. It's good to see us all wearin' gold. We worked our asses off for this, and now look: You already gon' be on that fuckin' Evo card and I'm sittin' here the longest fuckin' reigning tag champ in AW history.CJ Phoenix: Facts. Speaking of, how's things with Kemp? You guys hash things out yet?There's an awkward silence and the mood suddenly changes. Dandy DiVito: I don't know, man.CJ What do you mean? Dandy DiVito: Somethin' just ain't feelin' right. We still playin' the same fuckin' ball game, but I ain't sure we got the same fuckin' gameplan.CJ nods as he listens. Dandy DiVito: Ever since that fuckin' Battlebowl, man... It feels like Shaw crawled into Kemp's head and made a fuckin' nest in there. He brought that snake here of all fuckin' places, then there was that fuckin' security camera shit... I don't know exactly where the mo'fucka stands no mo', and that shit's throwing me off. I ain't been able to track the sumbitch down to hash shit out neither. He been a fuckin' ghost 'less we in the fuckin' ring.CJ Phoenix: How about using your match as therapy then?Dandy DiVito: What the fuck's that shit?CJ Phoenix: You know, take out your frustrations on your opponents. You two have been fighting side-by-side more than long enough to understand each other. Maybe using that in-ring chemistry and focusing your aggression on someone else will ease the tension. That teamwork might be the key to righting the ship.Dandy DiVito: You sure 'bout that?CJ Phoenix: If I'm right, I'm right. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but it's at least worth a shot, right? Better than arguing and leaving every conversation upset.Dandy pauses for a second and then he shrugs. Dandy DiVito: Yeah, I guess. It sure ain't gon' fuck nothin' up worse than it is righ' now.CJ stands up. CJ Phoenix: You got heart, bro. You do shit with passion and dedication. You connect with people on an emotional level that most people can't even come close to doing. Remember how we were all talking before our first Battlebowl match, and you stayed back afterwards to give me a pep talk?Dandy nods. CJ Phoenix: That's the connection I'm talking about. Being able to see what others can't doesn't always mean what's physically there or not there. Take a minute to try and understand each other, and then work things out from there. Sound good?Dandy DiVito: Fine wit' me.CJ Phoenix: Marvelous! Go kick some ass out there. Drinks on me tonight.Dandy DiVito: Oh ima order e'erything then!They laugh and CJ removes the Hardcore Title from his waist. He holds it to Dandy, who hits it with his Tag Team Title as if they were clanging wine glasses against each other. The scene ends with CJ walking out of the locker room.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:19:14 GMT -5
Matthias Mintzel and NATE booking
Filmed during the week… NATE: Wen R Wi Gowin 2 KlashMatthias Mintzel: We’re not going this week, you know that, we’re on vacation.NATE: YMatthias Mintzel: We’ve had a busy few months NATE. You pissed off the biggest psycho on the Action Wrestling roster, and then I nearly killed you but changed my mind, then that psycho came after me, then he beat me in a last man standing match, do you remember all that?NATE: Sum Ov IttNATE sits up on his sun lounger, he looks around at the pool of the holiday resort they’re at under a basking blue sky. NATE: Wer R WiMatthias Mintzel: A hotel in Costa Rica, don’t you remember they nearly didn’t let you in?NATE: B Coz Eye Tryde 2 Smuggel Inn Dat Mann In Mi SootcaysMatthias Mintzel: Yes NATE, he was a drug dealer, you could’ve got in big trouble.NATE: SoriMatthias Mintzel: Just ask me next time you do something like that?NATE: O KayNATE lies back down and pulls some sunglasses over his face. No sooner has he done so, he seems to panic and sits back up again. NATE: Eye Amm Stil A Ressler Tho RiteMatthias Mintzel: Yes NATE, nothing has changed, don’t worry. We’re just being smart. I’m pretty beat up at the moment, I just need a couple of weeks to recharge and then it’s the Havoc Rumble which I plan to win. The last thing we need right now is to be trying to play hard men and getting ground down in these weeks that set up that event, we need to be fresh for that.NATE: An Wi Kan Beet Upp Jayms NytingaylMatthias Mintzel: Ah, fuck that guy. Forget him he made his point and I made mine, he’ll leave us alone now, it’d have been nice to beat him but we played him at his own game in the end. I don’t regret anything, I’m pleased he’s out my life, I’m pleased I saw what a monster he was making me. He was just a distraction really, what matters is that I, or one of us, wins Havoc and gets in that main event at Evolution, that’s all we’re focussed on now, OK.NATE: O KayNATE’s phone rings. NATE: Sori Matty Ass Eyev Gott 2 Tayk DisMatthias looks a bit confused as NATE wanders off away from the pool in just his swim shorts which is a sight the other patrons don’t enjoy and is in a conversation for about 5 minutes before coming back and settling down silently. Matthias Mintzel: Who was that?NATE: Mi FrendMatthias Mintzel: You have friends?NATE: Eye Onli Mett Hym ReesentlyMatthias Mintzel: What’s he called?NATE: PeeMatthias Mintzel: P? Like the letter?NATE: YeMatthias shrugs and lies back down, NATE senses he’s upset. NATE: Downt Wurry Matty Ass Hi Iz Moar Ov A Bizniss Frend U R Stil Mi Bessd FrendMatthias Mintzel: I wasn’t worried NATE. You just stay focussed on Havoc and I don’t care what you do or who you speak to in your spare time, it’s fine.NATE: Fanx
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:19:47 GMT -5
Tyler Matthews vs. John Blade
John Blade’s music begins to play as he walks out on stage. He talks to the camera man and bounces a little. He holds up his “Never Give Up” logo flag and tosses it to the fans. He salutes and stares into the camera and says "Tonight is the night!" and runs straight down towards the ring. He bounces off the ropes side to side and he holds up his “Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect” shirt. He takes off his hat and tosses his shirt to the fans and hands his Chain to the ref to begin to fight. Billy: Big Action Wrestling debut here tonight for John Blade!Chris Avery: Yeah, we’ve been hearing about him for a while now and AW management has been trying to sign him and here he is!As the opening guitar riffs of "Tears Don't Fall" blares out of the speakers in the arena, the lights go dim... then Tyler Fucking Matthews bursts out through the curtain at the twelve second mark and looks out over the crowd, half cheering him, half booing him. As he starts down the entrance ramp *ANNOUNCER NAME* makes their introduction. Adilene Floyd: On his way to the ring, from Asheville, North Carolina, standing at six foot four and weighing in tonight at two hundred and eighteen pounds... TYLER... FUCKIN'... MATTHEWS!After the announcer finishes their introduction, Tyler climbs up the steps and climbs the outside of the ropes, posing on the second rope for a second, before hopping inside the ring, throwing his hoodie to the outside and waiting for the match to begin. Chris Avery: It’s been a couple of weeks since we last saw Tyler Matthews in his TV title match against Warpig.Billy: Yeah, you know he’s gotta be mad that Jeremiah Gail was the one that took the belt off of Warpig and not him. Tonight’s match against John Blade will be a great test!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Tyler Matthews comes out swinging at the sound of the bell with a bicycle kick. John Blade gets back to his feet, but goes down to a spike DDT. Tyler Matthews quickly pounces on John’s arm, locking in a fujiwara armbar, but John Blade drags the pair over to the ropes where Tyler is forced to release the hold. John catches a charting Tyler Matthews and executes a hip toss. Tyler is back up, but goes down to a press suplex. John takes down Tyler with a Lou Thesz press before pulling him up and dropping him with a ring shaking powerbomb. John Blade walks over to the side of the ring and roars out, flexing for the crowd. Billy: SHITFIRE! John Blade is getting this crowd pumped up, Chris!Chris Avery: Yeah, great energy from this newcomer to Action Wrestling. He’s been in the business for a long time and finally decided to go where the action is!John goes to grab Tyler but is kicked in the midsection. Tyler executes a rolling crucifix driver. He waits for John to get to his feet before planting him with a samoan driver. Tyler quickly scales the turnbuckles and flies off with a big frog splash, hooking the leg! ONEEE!! T--NOOO!! John Blade powers out of the pin maneuver, surprising Tyler Matthews. Tyler kicks John in the midsection and drops him with a brainbuster. John goes to get to his feet, but eats a discus lariat!! Chris Avery: OFF WITH HIS HEAD TO JOHN BLADE!!Billy: He really nearly took John’s head off with that lariat, Chris! The leg is hooked!ONEEE!! TWOOO!! THRE--NOOOO! John Blade gets the shoulder up! Tyler comes after John again but John launches him with a side belly-to-belly suplex. John Blade whips Tyler across the ring, but Tyler reverses the whip. John springboards off the ropes and catches Tyler in a stunner. John Blade perches on the second turnbuckle and flies off for a big leg drop! John Blade grabs Tyler around the waist and executes three powerbombs back-to-back-to-back! Billy: TRIPLE BOMB TO TYLER MATTHEWS!!Chris Avery: That looks like that did some damage, Billy! John hooks the leg!ONEEE!! TWOOO!!! THR--NOOO! Tyler Matthews throws a shoulder up! John grabs Tyler and hoists him up on his shoulders! Billy: RAZOR BLADE TO TYLER MATTHEWS!!Chris Avery: Tyler looks out of it! John has both legs hooked!ONEEE!! TWOO!!! THREE!!! DING DING DING John Blade’s music begins to play as he gets to his feet, victorious. Billy: Well, we heard great things about John Blade and he just had a hell of a debut, Chris!Chris Avery: Yeah, Tyler Matthews is no pushover and this win was definitely a message to the locker room! John Blade is here!!
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:20:14 GMT -5
Alice & Jenna Bauer Segment
Clash moves backstage to inside The Lost Breed’s private dressing room. James Nightingale is shown standing over Downfall, giving him a lecture, whilst the former TV Champion has a faraway look in his eye. Adrian and several other members of MS-13 are sitting around a table, playing a game of Texas Hold ‘Em. Nightingale’s Sergeant-In-Arms wins another hand, laughing out loud as he pulls in a large pile of chips. Alice sits in the corner, cutting a frustrated figure as she stares at her husband, who since his wife’s plot had been revealed several weeks ago, has largely ignored her. Instead, he spends more time filling Downfall’s head with poison, keeping his new pet project in order. Adrian’s phone rings, he places his hand of cards face down on the table and answers the call. Adrian: What’s up?With the room now looking at him, his eyes divert to Alice, and he pushes his chair back as he stands, walking over to The Hard as Fuck Girl, handing the phone to her. Adrian: It’s for you.Alice frowns and hesitantly takes the phone, placing it to her ear whilst she and James stare at each other. She takes a moment to listen to the caller. Alice: Understood.She hangs up the phone and hands it back to Adrian as she walks past him and towards James. Alice: It appears Quixote has gone on hunger strike…Nightingale turns back to Downfall, a smirk forming on his mouth as he shakes his head. After a pause, he turns back to his wife. James Nightingale: Well, my Queen. If the dog starves to death, how will you possibly be able to have your fun? Or is allowing that piece of vermin to starve to death your plan?Alice frowns at her husband and attempts to answer the question, but her husband cuts her off. James Nightingale: I wouldn’t know because you failed to tell me about your plan.He stands up and walks over to his wife. He runs the back of his hand tenderly down her cheek, then grasps her face tightly as he moves his face closer to hers. James Nightingale: GO!… FIX!… YOUR!...MESS!… my love.He kisses her forehead and releases his wife, turning his back to her and continues his talk to Downfall. James Nightingale: Take Brookes with you…Brookes shakes his head as he throws down his cards in frustration, revealing that he had a strong hand. He jumps up and puts his cut back on as he heads for the door. He holds it open as he waits for Alice, who is still staring at Nightingale. She shakes her head before turning and exiting out of the door. They are seen walking down the corridor towards the rear exit of the arena. They pass Adilene Floyd, who watches them continue towards the exit. Once they are out of sight, she discreetly pulls out her phone and makes a call. Adilene Floyd: They are on their way.Clash moves to a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:21:18 GMT -5
Donovan Rayne Segment
As the video feed transitions from the live action of Monday Night Clash, the infamous Sunset Boulevard can be seen. After a moment of the camera moving down the strip, the scene fades into a shot of the Iconic Hollywood sign. Zooming into the sign, the scene once again moves to another iconic Los Angeles hallmark, the Walk of Fame. With many famous names being able to be seen on camera, a voice can now be heard over the angelic music that has been playing. Donovan Rayne: Hollywood, where dreams come true. Well, if you have a single bit of talent that is. Hundreds of thousands flock to this city with the hopes of becoming famous. With the hopes of getting their big break. With hopes of being able to rub shoulders with the rich and famous that society has told them that they should dream to be. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but none of those people who come to the city make it. Those poor, sad excuses for humans… aren’t like me.As the speaking ends, the camera then transitions from the Walk of Fame to a stunning, poolside location. At a grotto somewhat akin to that of the infamous Playboy mansion sits two individuals, a man and a woman. Centered in the grotto, the man can be seen, abs glistening from the water that he sat in. Donovan Rayne: You see, the sad fact of life is that unless you are born with a foot in the door, you’ll never succeed. Dreams are just that, a fantasy. A fleeting moment of wishing that you are able to attain everything that you have ever desired. Unfortunately, if you aren’t like me, you’ll never achieve what you want. Yes, I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, but that doesn’t make me spoiled. I work hard to attain everything that I have in life today, because I was shown what you need in life to be successful. I wasn’t raised a farmer in Podunk, Iowa. Our father was a visionary in his field, and that laid the groundwork for my opportunity in life. I know that I can be successful in anything that t put my hands on, because I am bred for success. From the time I was in diapers, my legacy was being written. My place at the table was already reserved. I have wined and dined with some of the most successful people in this entire world. I know that I can be whatever I want to be. I was a division-one athlete who chose to skip out on professional sports, because I knew that I wouldn’t be satisfied. I knew that wasn’t enough for me. I knew that I wanted to become the greatest professional wrestler that there has ever been. I knew that I, Donovan Rayne, was bred to be a champion.Letting out a soft chuckle, Donovan looks over to the stunning blonde seated at his right. With her voluptuous upper half viewable in the shot, she flicks her hair off her shoulder looking at Donovan with a smile before beginning to speak. Donovan Rayne: That’s right brother. It’s not our fault that we were given advantages in life. It’s not our fault that we are beautiful people. It is not our fault that we can attain whatever we want in life. Donovan and Delta Rayne, are about to take the professional wrestling world by storm. My brother is a superior athlete, and I am…Delta stands from the grotto, with her full body now in the view of the camera. Placing her hands onto her hips, she lets out a deep sigh before beginning to speak once more. Delta Rayne: “The hottest woman to ever grace the professional wrestling business. You see, behind every great brother.. Is a great sister. I have made it my personal mission to make sure that my brother succeeds. I will make sure that the Rayne’s will be the next great professional wrestling legacy, and that begins now.Transitioning away from the grotto, the Rayne’s can now be seen riding in the back of a luxurious limousine. No longer wearing the swimsuits from the beginning, both are dressed to the nines. Donovan, in a black Armani suit, and Delta in a rather tight fitting black dress. Donovan reaches over to his left and grabs a glass of Champagne, then raises it to hip lips, taking a sip. Donovan Rayne: There’s something beautiful about the life I’ve lived, but I’m far from done. Action Wrestling, there’s a reason I’m called the Stand Out. Everything I’ve done, I’ve seen unparalleled success in. I plan on showing everyone that if you play your cards right, life’s advantages will always give you a great return. I’m a once in a lifetime athletic supernova, and you should be grateful that I’ve chosen to make my impact in Action Wrestling. To the roster, be prepared, Donovan Rayne is going to make… you… famous!With a devilish smirk adorning his chiseled face,Donovan turns to Delta. The two let out soft chuckles, as they embrace in a toast with their champagne filled glasses. As the words “coming soon” can be seen across the bottom of the screen, the scene fades to black.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:22:20 GMT -5
The Colonnade vs. Billy Reynolds & Johnny Dangerously
Billy: Welcome back to Monday Night Clash and Dangerously and Reynolds are both in the ring and ready for action!A unsettling hush comes over the crowd, just before the lights are cut off like someone blowing out a candle. A red strobe pulsates to life as The Duchess of Bedlam methodically walks out to center stage draped in a white sheer veil, her hands bound in a prayer. Byron steps out from behind the curtain dressed in his black trunks with crimson trim, black boots with black wraparound kick pads, and his hands and wrists taped up with black tape. A flowing priest stole with the red pillar-shaped insignia of The Colonnade gives him a mark of authority. He moves slowly around The Duchess, eyeing her up and down, he goes in to lift her veil, but instead grabs a hold of the red rope. Suddenly, "Everybody Knows" by Wild Fire begins. As the song picks up, Lester Parish appears behind him in a road-worn white button up shirt with faded pinstripes and black slacks. A black leather mask covers his face as the lights dim to back to normal levels. Adeline Floyd: Accompanied to the ring by Lady Envy "The Duchess of Bedlam"... And entering the ring at a combined weight of 525 pounds... Representing the Colonnade... "The Sin Eater" Byron Bathory and Lester Parish! Bathory turns toward the ramp and gives a cocky smile as he slowly pulls The Duchess along with him. Fans reach out, but Byron blows them off and jaws at them for their trouble. Parish takes to the opposite staircase and walks into the ring with no theatrics behind his powerful, lumbering gait. Byron gets to the ring, leading The Duchess up the stairs, where he slowly unties her hands. The two enter center stage as The Duchess circles him, offering his finely chiseled physique to the crowd. The Duchess lowers herself to her knees at Byron's side, she looks up at him as she grabs onto his leg and she slowly pulls up her veil, revealing a demonic smile. Byron nods with his own crazed look before the lights cut back off. Parish leers from over them for a moment before the team disperses to their corner. Chris Avery: Wow, what a team! What an entrance! Should be a good one here!DING DING DING Reynolds turns around and Dangerous hits him with a chokeslam!! Chris Avery: THE SELL OFF!!Billy: WHAT THE?!The ref is confused but Bathory pins Reynolds as Dangerously walks out of the ring! ONE! TWO! THREE!! DING DING DING Chris Avery: WHAT A WIN!Billy: Dangerously turned on his partner! What the heck was that about?!The Colonnade sort of celebrate their easy win as they stand in the ring as Dangerously shrugs off everyone booing him and leaves the ring. Reynolds is still down in the middle of it. Billy: We'll be right back folks!Chris Avery: More Clash on the way!We cut to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:26:59 GMT -5
Backstage!
We come back to Clash and Dangerously pops open the door of Alexander Pasternaks office! Johnny Dangerously: Kidding me? Putting me with that chump? Come on, man!Alexander Pasternak: Yeah, yeah, I saw, I figured. Ok, I'll make it up to you. Next week on Monday Night Clash, you'll get a Television Championship opportunity!Johnny Dangerously: Thats what I'm talkin' about.Dangerously leaves the office as Pasternak shakes his head. We cut to the ring.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:27:57 GMT -5
Kyle Kemp and CJ Phoenix Segment
After a commercial break... The camera cuts to Kyle Kemp walking down a hallway with his Tag Title over his shoulder. When he turns a corner, he nearly bumps into CJ Phoenix, who again is on his phone. Both guys stop themselves at the last second. CJ Phoenix: My bad fam...oh!CJ tilts his head and leans forward a little bit. He speaks in an over-the-top tone. CJ Phoenix: Long time no see, Sonic!Kyle smirks at the remark and laughs to himself. Kyle Kemp: Do I look like a hedgehog to you?CJ Phoenix: .....uhhhhh.Kyle Kemp: Oh now you're just being an asshole.CJ Phoenix: Heh heh heh. Good to see you though, champ.Kyle Kemp: You too. Gold looks good on us.CJ Phoenix: Boy does it ever! You ready for your match tonight?Kyle Kemp: Of course. I wouldn't be here if I wasn't.CJ Phoenix: Fair enough. Just making sure you're ready to keep that record long reign going.Kyle Kemp: You're talking to the man who broke his own record for longest Tag Team Title reign. You've got nothing to worry about.CJ Phoenix: Good, good. So you and Dandy worked things out?There's a pause as Kyle looks away momentarily. CJ Phoenix: I take that as a no.Kyle Kemp: It's a work in progress.CJ Phoenix: I see.Kyle Kemp: I'm sure you picked up when all of this awkwardness started.CJ Phoenix: Battlefield, right?Kemp nods. Kyle Kemp: Things haven't been quite right since then. I don't have anything against Dandy, but it's just odd when we meet up now. It's just tension when we get near each other and then it explodes into an argument. This isn't like any of the matches we've had. Not even our title defenses. In all of those cases, it's always been us against them. The Following against whoever, whatever, wherever, and whenever. It's never been us against...us. I get that you guys want answers about my whereabouts. I'll let you both know so that the air is clear, but I don't know if it'll make a difference at this point.CJ Phoenix: Kyle. Listen. You're brilliant. You play Othello while other people are still setting up their checker boards. Every time I see you in the compound, you're always strategizing about your next move. You're overthinking this. It's not something that you can't overcome. You and Dandy compliment each other as a team. Perhaps this title defense you guys have can help fix things. It'll give you both a common enemy again, and from there, you can get a feel of what makes you two such a great combo. Think about things from both of your points of view, and then approach the situation with a strategy that will have you both come out of it stronger than ever.Kyle Kemp: Hmmmm...that seems sensible enough.CJ Phoenix: You gonna try it?Kyle Kemp: Sure. It's worth the attempt.The two smile and CJ holds up his title. CJ Phoenix: Good. I'm looking forward to seeing you guys kick ass later. Drinks on me tonight.Kyle Kemp: Great. Maybe I'll lose count of my drinks like you did last week.CJ Phoenix: WOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!......Worth it though.They laugh and clang their titles together like wine glasses. Then, they give each other a final nod before heading in separate directions.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:29:01 GMT -5
Kancer vs. Jayson Price
Red lights flash as "The Sickness" by Disturbed begins to play. Kancer slowly makes his way down the ramp, he enters the ring then goes and sits upon his corner's top turn-buckle; he waits for the bell. Billy: That was a tough loss last week to Odin Balfore for Kancer!Chris Avery: Yeah, both men are veterans of this sport but had never crossed paths before and for at least last week, the answer to the question of who is better was answered. That may not be the last time they battle it out though!"The Cell" by Gojira hits the arena speakers as the lights dim down. When the drums kick in, pyro goes off from the big screen and stage. The crowd lets out a mixed reaction as a spotlight comes down onto the stage and Jayson Price walks out from the back, staring out at the crowd and then focusing on the ring. Adilene Floyd: From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... weighing in at 260 pounds... JAYSON PRICE!Price starts walking down the ramp, ignoring the outstretched hands of the fans, until he reaches ringside where he rolls into the ring under the bottom rope and heads for his corner. Price stays leaning against the turnbuckles until the bell rings. Chris Avery: Speaking of veterans, you know Jayson Price has to be hungry to defeat a fellow veteran, especially someone he has never defeated before.Billy: Yeah and Price is riding high after his win over FPV last week!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Price takes Kancer down immediately with a rolling elbow and ducks under a clothesline attempt, nailing a chop block on Kancer. Price grabs Kancer from behind before he can get to his feet and launches him with a release german suplex. Kancer wisely rolls to the outside, but Price doesn’t give him room to breathe as he takes to the skies for a suicide dive! Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT! Billy: Jayson Price is using his body as a weapon, Chris!Chris Avery: Yeah, he’s determined to keep up his momentum as of late.Price rolls Kancer back into the ring, but Kancer gets back to his feet and clotheslines Price to the mat. Kancer puts him down again with a roundhouse kick before dropping him with a back-breaker. Kancer goes to grab Price, but Price drops him into a crossface! Chris Avery: Kancer is flailing about! He wasn’t expecting that move!Billy: Price seems kinda surprised himself!Kancer pulls the pair over to the ropes where Price is forced to release the hold. Kancer kicks Price in the midsection when he goes to grab him and executes a snap suplex. Kancer nearly takes Price’s head off with an enziguri and goes for the pin. ONEE!! T--NOOO Price kicks out right after the 2 count. Kancer charges at Price, but Price catches him in a big powerslam. Kancer gets back up but goes down to a snap DDT. Price walks Kancer over to the nearby corner and props him on the top rope and climbs up, going off backwards for a big superplex that shakes the ring! Price lifts Kancer up again for a powerbomb and locks in a single leg Boston crab! Kancer yells out in pain but makes it to the ropes. Billy: What a great contest between these two!Chris Avery: Yeah and Price just nailed the Price Check on Kancer and goes for the cover!ONEE!! TWOO!! THR--NOO!! Kancer gets the shoulder up! Chris Avery: Yeah, you weren’t kidding Billy. This is a great contest. These two warriors are just going at it, hitting each other with their big moves.Price charges at Kancer, but Kancer takes him down with a flying head scissors. Kancer quickly goes up top and nails a moonsault. Kancer pulls Price up and whips him across the ring for a sling blade and follows it up with a disaster kick before climbing the turnbuckles again and flying off for a 450 splash. Kancer hooks the leg. ONEEE!! TWOOO!! TH--NOOO! Price gets the shoulder up. Kancer waits for Price to start getting to his feet before taking him down again with a shining wizard!! Billy: He hits the shining wizard!Chris Avery: This might be it for Jayson Price!ONEEEE! TWOOO!! THR--NOOO! Price gets the shoulder up again! Kancer grabs Price and puts him in a Russian Leg Sweep position. NOOO! Price fights out of it with a pair of back elbows to the face of Kancer! Kancer staggers back and Price runs the ropes, nailing a running bicycle knee kick!! Billy: EXPLOSIA TO KANCER!!Chris Avery: Price hooks the leg!!ONEEE!! TWOOO!! THREE!!! DING DING DING "The Cell" by Gojira hits the arena speakers as Jayson Price rises to his feet, victorious. Billy: Great win here tonight by Jayson Price over a fellow wrestling legend in Kancer!Chris Avery: Yeah this was a very hard fought match up by both men!
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:30:28 GMT -5
Carter Shaw Segment
“Angry Heart” by Otherwise takes over the P.A., the 3D titantron video of Carter Shaw punching through the ‘glass’ draws all eyes to the entrance stage. Out from the curtain slowly walks the man himself, Shaw dressed sharply in business casual attire. Billy: Looks like we’re getting a visit from Mr. All-In Carter Shaw!Chris Avery: He’s got a BIG match later tonight in our ‘Co-Main Event’ against Odin Balfore. Surprised to see him still dressed up.Billy: The man represents Philidor. He’s got plenty of time to...just take those clothes off.Carter Shaw methodically makes his way down to the ring, the loud mixed reaction from the crowd bouncing off the walls. Shaw jumps into the ring, All-In briefcase in hand, as he takes center-ring and slowly lifts the briefcase above his head. He’s handed a microphone as his music dies down. Carter Shaw: Look…The boos outweigh the cheers as he speaks a single word. There are still some Shaw marks out there, but distaste for Philidor Holdings always tips the scale in its favor. Carter Shaw: Maybe you’re all a little overdue for an address. A State Of The Briefcase address.He lifts the briefcase one more time, quickly, with a smirk on his face. Carter Shaw: Alot of you, alot of the guys and girls in the back, are not so happy with the insurance policy that this has become. You LONG for the shock value of that great night Lissie Hope cashed in on FPV during a title match contract signing, and I understand that. That was an amazing moment in this company’s history.Billy: We’ll never forget that cash-in, that’s for sure.Carter Shaw: You LONG for all of Lockhart’s storied involvement with this contract, whether it’s him cashing in on SJW and thrashing him in minutes to win the title...OR his completely DENYING Casey Holiday’s cash-in on him and making a definitive loser out of the contract opportunity. But now? Now the briefcase resides with Philidor Holdings...as does the World Championship. And you are all not very happy about that…Boos reign down, various yells of “man up” or “Cash-in on her” are yelled from loud mouths in the front row. Carter Shaw: But this contract is WHAT its holder makes it. Could I have creamed Corey Black months ago and cashed in on him? Absolutely, I could’ve done that the very first night Philidor came into known AW existence. Hell, I stood over his unconscious body WITH the briefcase in my hand. Could I catch a moment in one of Ash Blake’s matches where she is down and out, defy all of my Philidor Holdings obligations, and get that gold around my waist?The crowd grows in cheers for that desired outcome. Carter Shaw: Sure could. But I haven’t. And I won’t. Because unfortunately for all of you that have been bitching this whole time about the briefcase sitting ‘idle’ in my possession, there’s only one person and one person only who decides MY fate...and the fate of this All-In contract. And to ALL of you in the back that have painted this lose/lose scenario…He steps forward, eyes locking with the hard cam as he holds the case up to his chest to keep it in view. Carter Shaw: To all those who say “Carter Shaw’s a bitch for being relegated to Ash’s ‘backup plan’”...to all those who, if I were to cash in with tradition SHOCK AND AWE, would then also say “Carter Shaw’s a bitch for cashing in like a SNAKE.” To all of you, I say…He sways the briefcase outward like a toy. Carter Shaw: Maybe it takes more man to reflect ALL of your thoughts and opinions than you could ever imagine. To know my role in Philidor, to HONOR my role in Philidor, this briefcase stays at my side. And instead of me finding a way to defend that decision? I’d say, instead, you all need to find a way to fuckin’ deal with it.He puts the case down carefully at his feet, standing directly behind it. Carter Shaw: And later tonight, when I mow down the ‘big bad pretend-legend’ that is Odin Balfore, and when I come into Havoc Rumble with the momentum of a freight train, you all best brace yourselves for more things you don’t like. And this is where I love the company name, because AW is going to find itself with Philidor HOLDING their World Championship.He picks the case back up and actually starts slowly walking out of the ring while still talking. He’s getting boos, boos and more boos. Shaw actually has to talk louder to be heard over the reaction. Carter Shaw: AW will find itself with Philidor Holding the All-In Briefcase. And when Havoc Rumble comes and goes, and more history is made? AW will find itself with Philidor Holding...its entire Evolution Main Event. Whether it's Lissie Hope, whether it’s Carter Shaw, hell, whether it’s Samson Saltair or Peter Garvey.He stops at the bottom of the ramp, slowly turning back once more. Carter Shaw: AW will continue to find itself with Philidor...HOLDING...AW.With a casual toss of the microphone, Mr. All-In makes his way back up the ramp as his music hits once more to drown out the crowd noise. Billy: Well, there ya have it, Carter Shaw with a bit of a “State Of The Briefcase” Address, I guess.Chris Avery: Well he’s not telling us anything we don’t already know. We know that the contract being in-tow with the World Champion is quite the power play...but there’s an entire roster here that will do ANYTHING to make sure Philidor does NOT win the Havoc Rumble.Billy:...Man, could you imagine?
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:31:12 GMT -5
Warpig Segment
Nate Burleson stands backstage. To his right, looking as if he's ready for war is William Feight. Nate Burleson: Ladies and gentlemen. I'm standing next to a man who has taken Action Wrestling by storm. Tonight he faces Claire Hawkins for the TV Title. Will. How ya feeling?Warpig: Good I guess.Nate Burleson: Claire had some harsh words for you. Called you a coward and other things. Any reply to that.Feight shook his head. Warpig: Claire can think whatever she wants to think. The fact of the matter is that I never saw her out there. I saw her HERE. Safe and sound. Not having to wonder if this would be the day it all ends like soldiers. It's nothing I haven't heard before. "Baby killers! Invaders". The truth is that we just try to come back home. We just try to make sure our brothers and sisters make it back safe. It's funny. It's almost like she's trying to convince herself that she's something special. Like even she doesn't believe it. "Downfall let this belt rot. I beat Corey Bull!". Like any of that matters. I don't care who she's beaten or faced while she's been in a comfy bed. It doesn't matter. I said that before. I'm not Corey Bull. I'm not Downfall. I'm not Corey Black. I'm William Feight. Why bother naming those names if you aren't trying to convince yourself that you have what it takes? Nobody wants to hear that shit. They just want to see us fight. That's it. And we will. And I'll walk away. With that belt. And I won't add her to a list that doesn't matter. I'll just keep on fighting. That's life.Nate Burleson: Wow. Well good luck tonight, Mr. Feight. And thank you for your service.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:34:17 GMT -5
Warpig vs. Claire Hawkins(c) Adilene Floyd: The following is scheduled for ONE FALL and it is for the Television Championship!Chris Avery: The TV Division has seen a constantly shifting landscape the last two months, and everyone is looking to make a mark on the division the way Ash Blake and Downfall have... but we have a LOT of workhorses vying for it right now, and it really shows how prestigious, and competitive this division is.Adilene Floyd: Introducing first, he weighs in at 210 lbs... WARPIG!!"Mudshovel" hits on the PA. The lights flash. Pyro erupts from the entrance. Standing in that fire is William Feight. He snacks his head with his hands and makes his way to the ring. Chris Avery: Warpig is legitimately one of the toughest, most aggressive superstars we have on the roster, he's made a hell of a name for himself with his hard-hitting style. And he wants the Television championship back in a big way.Billy: If anyone can get it done, he can!!Adilene Floyd: And his opponent, weighing in at 145 lbs... she is the AW Television Champion... CLAIRE HAWKINS!!As the world falls; wider grows disaster's maw Desperate the thralls call; thee three crows caw As those words faded to black, a shrill Banshee’s Wail rang out through the stadium and everything went as dark as it possibly could. A moment later, the beginnings of Orbit Culture’s Nensha began to play; a light layer of smoke appeared upon the stage as the lights began to frantically flash in sync with the music. As the music increased in pace, so did the flashing of the lights; a silhouette of a person appearing upon the stage, hunched forward. PICK UP THE BONES! Abruptly, the lights return to normal in time to see the person lean backward and release a deep guttural scream upwards to the heavens from parted lips painted black. Upon finishing the guttural growl, the person titled their head down and fixated their fiery crimson gaze upon the ring; the Action Wrestling crowd letting out a sizable pop. With skin as pale as porcelain and clearly dressed to compete within the squared circle, the person was none other than the Witch of Action Wrestling; Claire Hawkins! Once she reached the ringside area Claire paused for a moment to look at the cameraman that had dared to get close enough to get a good shot of her face. With a vicious snarl, Claire let out another one of those screams and forced the cameraman to quickly backpedal. Feeling pleased with herself, Claire made her way over to the steps and into the ring. Once she was in the ring she walked to the side of the ring where the hard camera was and stepped onto the second rope, leaned forward a little to keep her balance, and held her arms up while she held up in the "Devil Horns" gesture as pyro shot up from the ring posts. All the while bellowing out that same savage, guttural scream. Chris Avery: Claire Hawkins is now a record-tying THREE-TIME Television champion in AW, and she really has made a case for being the greatest Television champion of all time.Billy: I mean... she's up there, sure.The bell rings and Warpig stands like a sentry, staring down his opponent, who doesn't take her eyes off him. Claire circles around Warpig, who just motions for her to come on. Claire fires a flurry of martial arts kicks at Warpig, starting with his hamstrings. Warpig takes a kick to the midsection, and then Claire takes Warpig down with a leg sweep and then she slaps on a leg grapevine. Warpig breaks the hold immediately by getting to the ropes. Claire lifts Warpig up and gives him a dragon whip, then attempting another, and holding onto his leg she lifts him up, and gives him a third dragon whip, hanging onto his leg before trying for a single leg crab. Warpig won't let Claire turn him over, shoving her off. Claire goes flying into the corner and hits chest first, and she falls back to the mat. Warpig axehandles her over the back before she can get up. Warpig takes a moment to boot Claire down and then he sticks his boot on Claire's throat and begins choking her. He pulls down on the top rope as he pushes down with his boot. The ref warns Warpig, but Warpig ignores him. Chris Avery: Some fairly rough treatment of our champion so far.Billy: Warpig is definitely going to put her through a trial by fire, baby!!Warpig lifts Claire up and he goes for an Irish whip. Claire ducks a clothesline on the bounce back, then she runs to the ropes and hit Warpig with a flying forearm smash. Claire nips up to her feet and as Warpig gets up, she takes him down with a leg lariat. Claire hits a standing moonsault on the prone Warpig, then covers. The ref: One ... kickout. Claire goes to lift Warpig up but Warpig cuts her off with a stiff European uppercut. Warpig takes a few steps away as he rubs his chin, and then he angrily starts stomping on Claire. He lifts her up, and whips her to the turnbuckle. Claire hits back first and stumbles out right into a heavy clothesline. Warpig shakes his arm out from the impact. Warpig plants Claire on her back with a scoop slam. Warpig lifts Claire and powers her down with a snap suplex, and then hangs on to her head as he drags her back up and nails a side suplex. Finally, Warpig drops an elbow across her back, locking in a rear chinlock. The ref checks on Claire, who flails her arms around in the air. Warpig drops his rear down on Claire's lower back. Claire is pulled up, and Warpig gives her a gutwrench suplex. He covers. The ref: One... kickout. Warpig grips Claire and locks her in a guillotine chokehold. Claire's arm flails. Warpig grinds it in, using his longer legs to coil around the smaller woman. Claire refuses to give up, rocking back and forth, so Warpig simply releases the hold. Warpig then lifts Claire, hitting a double underhook backbreaker. Warpig lifts Claire up, and begins peppering her with right hands, backing his smaller opponent up to the ropes. Claire ducks a right and sweeps in and gives him a kick to the hamstring, then another, and another. She tries for one more, but Warpig grabs her foot and flings her around in a circle. Claire, dazed, pulls herself up on the ropes. Warpig tells her to come on. Billy: Size is a relative motherfucker, to anyone else Warpig is a cruiserweight, but against this tiny firecracker he's a plodding behemoth.Claire ducks under Warpig's outstretched hands and gives him a forearm shot to the mouth, then she lights up his legs with a few kicks, including a straight stomp right on the knee. Claire backs up to the ropes, but Warpig gives Claire a back drop that sends her sailing high into the air and crashing down on the mat. Claire rolls out to the floor, clutching at her side. Chris Avery: Champions advantage for Claire, she can use the ring outs to her advantage. Warpig needs to pin her in the ring!Billy: Yeah, but the outside of the ring is that brutal sociopath's playground!Warpig slides out of the ring after her, adjusting the tape on his wrist as he circles the ring, exuding an almost casual menace. As he turns the corner, she meets him with a dropkick to the midsection swinging around the post. Warpig stops, and Claire follows up with a chinbreaker, sending him stumbling away. Claire hops onto the apron, racing down it for an attempted high-speed Thesz press to Warpig on the floor. Warpig catches her out of the air like she was a small child, ramming her backfirst into the ringpost. Warpig retreated with a brief brush of his hand down Claire's back, and he slammed her into the post again. The former TV Champion casually dumps Claire into the ring, to all appearances enjoying himself. At length, Warpig gets in the ring, pulling Claire back up to her feet by the hair. His whip across the ring sent her careening off the ropes, but she slid beneath the attempt at the World Destroyer knee, picking the ankle on the way past. A high-velocity legdrop to the back of the head follows. Warpig rolls to all fours, shaking the blinking lights out of his vision. Claire executes a standing double foot stomp, driving him back into the mat. The quick flurry ends with a baseball slide dropkick that flips Warpig onto his back, and Claire follows, shooting a half-nelson and one of his legs. Chris Avery: Claire Hawkins using all of her wrestling skill to keep one step ahead of Feight!!The referee: One... Two... kickout. Warpig pushes out, his leg strength sending her tumbling across the ring. Claire snakes backwards as the big man rolls up to his feet, and catapulted herself to her feet before he got there. She sweeps in behind him, going for a Cerberusplex, but Warpig hooks an arm onto the top rope and the back of her head cracks against the mat. Warpig wraps both hands around Claire's throat, deadlifting the Metal Witch up in the air, and he holds her there, dangling above him. His lip curls only slightly, a touch of anger boiling just under the surface of that stare. She's maybe a buck-forty five, but that doesn't make the length of time he has her in the hanging chokehold any less impressive, nor is his lack of exertion as he carries Claire toward one turnbuckle. Warpig drops her face-first onto the top turnbuckle. Claire bounces off off and Warpig swings her into the standing headscissors, calling for a powerbomb. Claire centers her gravity and drops to one knee to block it. Warpig clubs her over the back, trying to loosen her into position. Warpig whips her up for the second attempt, but she comes down his shoulders and rolls down his back, attempting a sunset flip. Chris Avery: I think Claire has found her own strategy as a way to take Warpig down.Billy: It's like chopping down a lanky redwood that's like 1/4 neck and haircut.Taking Warpig off his feet to a sunset flip pinning situation, Claire stands and grabs Warpig's leg and hooks his foot under her arm as if for a DDT and then drops back, slamming in on the mat. Warpig grimaces and holds his leg and knee. Claire straightens the leg out and then drops a knee across the leg. Then she puts all her weight on it as she grabs his foot and bends upwards, twisting it. Warpig groans and tries to push her off. He reaches for her, but she moves back out of his reach. Our official for the evening asks if Warpig gives up, but Warpig says no. Warpig swings at her, but again Claire moves her head back, as she continues twisting upwards on his leg. Again, the ref asks if Warpig will give up, but he refuses. Finally, Claire releases the hold. She gets to her feet and gives Warpig a low straight kick right to the sternum as he sits up. Lightning quick, she backs into the ropes, hitting a running blockbuster in the middle of the ring as Warpig is trying to get back up. Chris Avery: Claire is firing on all cylinders now!She leaps up to the top rope for a double-stomp. Warpig rolls out of the way, however, and Claire seems to have jammed her knee on the landing. She stumbles backwards, falling in the corner. He lies on his stomach in the opposite corner. Warpig pulls himself up to his feet and Claire charges, leaping onto the top rope. She runs the rope like it was a tightrope, but Warpig charges up out of the corner, sweeping her legs out. Claire tumbles through the air, eliciting a gasp from the crowd. Her fall is nasty, headfirst against the apron and then to the floor. Warpig immediately slides out after her, no lollygagging or showboating this time, just a desire to make this hurt. He yanks her up into a front facelock, lifting for a vertical suplex that he turns into a gourdbuster across the ringsteps. She lands with a hollow THOOM. Chris Avery: Sickening impact!Billy: Someone is gonna have to run through the concussion protocols after she fell right onto her head on the apron! Claire, if you feel sleepy, do not lay down!!Warpig picks up Claire in a reverse body slam position, ramming her ribcage-first into the post once, and then again before he dumps her into the ring. He turns briefly, giving the fans an arrogant smirk as he ascends the stairs for the gasping Metal Witch, coughing in the ring. Warpig rests, then sees Claire has rolls over to play rope-a-dope by hanging under the bottom ropes. Feight's face is deadly serious as he paces around, staring at her. Warpig pulls Claire back up into a waistlock, and begins giving her a German suplex. Claire scrambles over to the ropes and grabs on to the top rope, holding on for dear life and attempting to block it. Warpig clubs her across the back a few times, as he tries to suplex her, but she hangs on. The ref tells them to break it up out of the ropes. Warpig and the ref argue for a moment, as Claire continues holding on to the ropes. Warpig finally turns back to Claire, who slips out onto the apron and gives Warpig a kick to the midsection. Claire then hangs grips Warpig's head and pulls it down, hanging him up throat first on the top rope. Warpig goes stumbling back, holding his throat. Claire gets back in the ring and takes Warpig down with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors. Claire waits for Warpig to recover, and she attempts to give him a leg drop bulldog, but Warpig ducks his head under it and waits until her leg is perpendicular to his head and then he grip on to it, as he gets to his feet, lifting her up onto his shoulders slamming her with a military press drop. Claire lays on the mat, dazed and not knowing where she is. Warpig lifts Claire back up and whips her off the ropes. As Claire bounces off the ropes, Warpig lifts her up onto her shoulder before dropping her with a powerslam. Warpig covers... The ref: One... Two... kickout.. Warpig slams the mat in frustration. He wants the Television title back, and Claire's resilience is beginning to get under his skin. He lifts her up by the arm and sends her into the far ropes with everything he has. Claire hits the ropes fast, so fast in fact that Warpig can't get to his feet completely by the time she returns, and she grabs Warpig around the neck before hitting a spinning neckbreaker on him in the middle of the ring. Claire then goes for a Lionsault, but Warpig gets his knees up and Claire hits midsection first across his upstretched knees. Warpig then pulls the dazed Claire to her feet as she locks her into an abdominal stretch. Claire groans in pain. The bigger Warpig has Claire bent into an uncomfortable position. Claire reaches out for the ropes but she can't move any closer. Finally, Claire brings her foot down and stomps on Warpig's foot. She does it again, and Warpig finally releases the hold just enough for her to drop down and bring her leg up to connect with his face in a Pele kick. Claire drops to all fours as Warpig stumbles back. Claire pulls herself up, and then she runs to the ropes and when she comes back, Warpig catches her with a ring-shaking spinebuster. Then, just to make it that much more fucked up, Warpig grips the legs, pulls Hawkins arms back and stretches her with a Mexican surfboard. Chris Avery: Warpig is doing everything he can to slow Claire down!The referee asks Claire if she gives up, but she moans loudly in pain and shakes her head. Several more seconds tick by in the hold, and Warpig sees that Claire will not give up. He throws her down, face first on the mat. Motioning that it's over, Warpig goes up to the top rope, and he sits on the ropes for a second, shouting choice words at Claire, and he flies off, looking for an elbow drop, but Claire rolls out of the way and he crashes and burns on the mat. Claire motions for Warpig to get up, and when he does, holding his arm, Claire clotheslines him over the top tope. Claire springs up to the top rope, and as Feight pulls himself up Claire comes off the top rope with a corkscrew moonsault all the way down to the floor taking Warpig down. The crowd erupts at this spot, and begins a "this is awesome" chant. Billy: This is awesome! This is awesome!Chris Avery: Billy, you're supposed to stay objective when calling these matches.Billy: I'm beating the system, how do you like that, defying the laws!After several long seconds of them both being down and out, Claire rolls Warpig into the ring, and she covers. The referee: One... Two... Thre- Kickout Claire lifts Feight up, but he knees her in the gut and throws her back down to the mat on the back of her head with force. He paces away, holding his forehead. He snarls at Claire. He lifts her up and plants her with a vicious pendulum backbreaker. He follows it up by lifting her up and dropping with the Jake Roberts style DDT. Chris Avery: Flash Bang connects!!Warpig covers... The referee: One... Two... Three - Kickout! Chris Avery: This match has been back and forth, with no one able to keep a long stretch of dominance, and it just speaks to how badly both of these competitors want to be the Television Champion!Warpig gets to his feet, pulling a limp Claire over to the corner. He unleashes a flurry of right hands as he lays he in a seated position, then he backs up to the adjacent corner, and comes running in looking for a facewash kick. He plows into Claire full force, and he rests against the ropes. The crowd boo's loudly, and he grins at them and mouths some choice words. He pulls Claire out and hooks the leg. The referee: One... Two... Three - Kickout! Aggressively, Warpig gets in the ref's face and starts arguing with him about the count. The poor referee is nervous about being threatened by the Special Forces vet, but assures him Claire kicked out. Warpig and the ref argue for a second, and then Warpig grabs the official by the shirt and threatens him with bodily harm. Warpig turns back to Claire, grabbing her legs and pulling her out to the middle of the ring. He begins to hook her legs for a sharpshooter. Claire resists being turned over. Warpig continues trying to turn her onto her back, but Claire shifts her weight over again. Warpig leans in towards her, and Claire wraps her legs around him and maneuvers him into a cradle pin. Sweet satisfaction on the ref’s face as he counts this pin. Chris Avery: CLAIRE MIGHT STEAL IT!The referee: One... Two... Three - Kickout! Billy: Claire has had to overcome some strong test in all her reigns as TV champion, but Warpig here is the one that's not going down without a fight!Warpig is staring daggers at Claire as he pulls himself to all fours, like literally, how dare she? Both parties get to their feet. They exchange right hands and slaps for a second until Warpig rakes her eyes violently. Claire falls back, holding her face. Warpig lifts her up, and hits an STO backbreaker across his knee. Warpig shakes his head exasperatedly. He motions that it’s over, lifts Claire up for the War Is Hell. As he lifts her for the brainbuster, she twists around and takes him down with a headscissors that throws him forward and he is hung up on the middle rope throat first. Claire runs in and uses the ropes to swing around and deliver a tiger feint kick that throws Warpig backwards and makes him flop end over end. Claire doesn't waste any time as she moves over to the ropes, climbing up to the top rope and flying off with a diving corkscrew stunner that makes Warpig fly backward after his chin connects with her shoulder! Claire takes a few gasping lungfuls of air, then she crawls quickly on her hands and knees over to Warpig. Chris Avery: A Silver Bullet!!The referee counts. The ref: One... Two... Three - Kickout!! Claire lets out a witchy shriek, as she thought she had it. The strenuous match has really taken it's toll on both competitors. Claire lifts Warpig up, planting a flurry of martial arts kicks into his midsection. She follows it up with a step-up enziguri to the side of his head. Warpig flops down to the mat. Claire paces around, getting fired up as the crowd gets behind her, and she motions for Warpig to get up. Claire then charges to the ropes and runs off, and then on the return she is met by a high knee to the face from Warpig. Claire drops back to the mat. Warpig lifts her up and gives her the most aggressive looking brainbuster he's ever delivered, spiking Claire straight into the mat like a tent peg and then rolling over holding her neck in agony. Chris Avery: Warpig hits the War Is Hell, and Claire is in deep trouble!Billy: Two-time Television champion on the way!!Warpig, gritting his teeth, his muscles spent from the effort, toughs it out enough to move over and pin Claire. The referee and the crowd: One... Two... Three - Kickout!! Somehow, someway, Claire kicks out, although she still has a glazed look in her eye as she lays there. Warpig rolls onto his back, exhausted. Several long seconds tick by as both competitors recuperate, and the referee checks on them. Just when the referee is starting to count both of them out, Warpig and Claire roll over and start pushing their way to their knees, then to their feet, and Warpig throws the first punch, which is answered by Claire. As both get to their feet they are exchanging punches, with neither one gaining the edge. Each punch as they get up makes the other one stagger back, but they come back with more force. Warpig gets up, straight up, and grabs Claire and puts her in position for a DDT, but no! She flips him back into a Northern Lights Suplex but Warpig is flipped into the turnbuckles!! He crashes down onto his head and neck and stumbles up and turns around and Claire hits the MIST on him! He's blinded! She pulls him down and pins!! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING
Billy: Claire Hawkins retains the Television Championship!
Chris Avery: What a finish!
Warpig is rolling around holding his eyes as Hawkins smiles and laughs holding up the Television Championship!
Billy: What a Champ!
Chris Avery: She has Johnny Dangerously next week! That could be good!
We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:35:06 GMT -5
Lissie Hope & Johnny Bacchus Segment
The camera opens to the back, where the Pure Champion Johnny Bacchus seems to be searching the back with desperate intensity. As he turns a corner, he stops and stares down a hallway. The camera pans – revealing Lissie Hope, who has stopped like a deer in the head lights as they make eye contact. Johnny Bacchus: Lissie! Jesus, I’ve been looking for you.As if snapped out of a trance, Lissie immediately looks away and continues down the hall, away from him. The Pure Champion rushes after her, his voice loud and pleading. Johnny Bacchus: Lissie! I know you know what’s going on. She shares her location with me – it pinged you picking her up and bringing her back to the hotel before it shut off! I know you know something.Lissie remains walking forward with a quick pace – though just beneath breaking into a jog. As Bacchus dashes in front of her, she puts her head down, as if unable or unwilling to make eye contact with him. Johnny Bacchus: Lissie, please…Bacchus places his hands on her shoulders. She stops. His voice is low and on the verge of panic. Johnny Bacchus: I know you’re in there somewhere. The actual you – not this corporate sicko bullshit you’ve been doing. The Blackheart. And I’m asking you because I know you can’t just take this either. You know these bastards did something. So please, Lissie. Please. What happened to Mae?There’s a silence between them. Finally, she looks up to make eye contact with him; her expression is blank, her practiced poker face only allowing the faintest hint of callous indifference in her voice as she responds to him. Lissie Hope: And what if I don’t care to tell you anything, John.His mouth twitches – her faces is perfectly still. The panic washes away, replaced by a quiet rage. He releases her shoulders and speaks in a venomous snarl as he jabs an accusatory finger into her chest. Johnny Bacchus: She trusted you.And through the rage, his lip still trembles and his voice warbles, just as venomous but drier. Johnny Bacchus: And any blood on your hands? I will make sure you’re NEVER able to wash off.He turns away in disgust, leaving the frame. Lissie watches him go, her expression still hardened and unflinching.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:39:07 GMT -5
Neo vs. Bam Beefer
“Why Do I Love You So” by Johnny Tillotson plays, and Neo enters with a look of indifference on his face as he walks down the ramp, mostly ignoring the fans who aren’t sure how to interact with him. He takes the steps up to the apron and steps through the middle rope, rocking his head from side to side and mouthing some words to himself, keeping himself to one corner of the ring. Adilene Floyd: Making his debut, from Syracuse, New York and weighing 190 pounds… “THE CLEANER”... NEO!!!Chris Avery: This is a debut for this mysterious new signee, Billy!Billy: He goes by “The Cleaner”, and you just KNOW I’m going to be on my pun game tonight!Chris Avery: Tell you what, I’ll treat you to the fattest, greasiest burger after the show if you DON’T do a bunch of cleaning puns tonight.Billy just stares at him with his mouth open. Retaliation hits and Bam Beefer comes out immediately from behind the curtain screaming and yelling throwing his hands up. He spins around slowly taking a look at his video on the Action Tron as he's walking down the ramp. He doesn't high five any of the fans as he yells into the camera as his nameplate shows up on screen. Adilene Floyd: Introducing from Houston Texas, weighing 300 pounds, BAM BEEFER!Bam rolls into the ring under the ropes and gets up and runs against the ropes two times and stops in the middle of the ring and taunts at the crowd. Bam leans in the corner wiping the sweat off his head and getting ready for the match to begin. Billy: Are you kidding me? He’s going against BAM BEEFER and you’re telling me I can’t say a single pun??Chris Avery: I just want you to focus on the match, Billy! Do your job!Billy: I don’t know if I can!Chris Avery: Billy… two all-beef extra large patties. Melted cheese. A steak of bacon. No vegetables because I know you don’t like them.Billy is visibly salivating. Chris Avery: No puns, got it?Billy: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!DING DING DING Beefer roars forward with a double axe handle but is doubled over with a roundhouse kick to the gut. Neo drops him with a knee-smash facebreaker, followed up with a russian leg sweep. Neo tries to transition into a quick armbar, but Beefer powers out, pushing himself up off the mat. Beefer storms forward again, but Neo drops to the canvas and trips Bam up with a drop toe hold, trying to transition that into an STF. Once again, Beefer is too strong and crawls quickly to the ropes, not allowing Neo to lock it in. Chris Avery: Neo using his agility advantage here. He’s outweighed by a hundred pounds of pure, greasy man beef.Billy: …Chris Avery: So you’re not going to say anything now?Billy: I’m focusing.Neo targets Beefer’s knee now, dragging him back to the middle. With his foot planted in the bend of his knee, he lifts the leg up and brings it crashing back down. Beefer rolls around in agony for a second as Neo observes, a slight tilt of the head. He drops to his back and rolls out of the ring, but grabs Beefer’s leg before dragging him to the corner. He wants to whack the knee on the steel turnbuckle, but Beefer sees it coming and kicks Neo backwards, sending him into the guardrail. The fans start to get behind Beefer a little as he rolls out, slamming Neo’s head into the barricade. He grabs the sides of Neo’s head and screams in his face before whipping him straight into the stairs! Neo grabs his lower back in pain as Beefer follows it up with a big knee to the midsection. He rolls Neo back in to the ring, but not before raising his arms up for the crowd. Chris Avery: The fans seem to be on Bam’s side tonight -- I think it’s mostly because Neo is so stoic and deliberate. They can’t seem to get a read on him.Billy: These fans have taste!Chris Avery: Billy! Close, but I’ll allow it. Bam, meanwhile, has charisma and personality like a Bacon Whataburger, while Neo is that flavorless gunk from In-N-Out.Billy: THIS IS NOT FAIR.Bam looks to reenter the ring again but is met by a baseball slide dropkick, sending him crashing into the guardrail. Neo follows him out again, having no reservations about keeping this fight out of the ring. As he approaches, Bam shoots for an eye rake though, and then plants Neo on the mat with a scoop slam! Bam roars, stepping back before running and jumping up, landing a huge leg drop on Neo outside of the ring! Billy: Holy smokes! He flattened him like a pancake!Chris Avery: BILLY!Billy: That was a metaphor, not a pun!Chris Avery: Cleanup on aisle four!Billy: ...that’s a pun.Chris Avery: Someone get The Mop!Billy: Is he signed yet?Referee has counted to four by this point, and Neo’s neck looks crushed. Bam wastes no time, lifting Neo up with a double chokehold before tossing him back-first into the side of the ring. Neo rolls in for a few seconds of safety as Bam reenters slowly. He’s stalking Neo as he’s crawling back to his knees, and he circles behind him, looking for that BamBam running bulldog! But Neo has it scouted, and ducks just in the nick of time! Bam lands on his ass, and Neo is quick to apply a modified surfboard, twisting the wrists inward to maintain control and get an extra wrench of the joint. The referee tries to intervene when Bam is able to hang his foot under the rope, but Neo barks at him to get away. The distraction is just enough for Bam to reverse out of it, spinning Neo around and hooking him in position for a german suplex! But before Bam can toss him over, Neo swings his foot backwards, landing right between his legs! Chris Avery: He split the hot dog!Billy: And I don’t think the referee saw it!Chris Avery: I hope there’s no ketchup on that dog!Billy: You’re really leaning into this, huh?Chris Avery: It’s actually pretty fun.Bam howls, grabbing his crotch, and Neo smirks before lifting Bam up for a kneebreaker. He then flips Bam over with a hip drag, before rearing back and slamming his boot right on Bam’s spine with a heavy thud! Neo is feeling all the momentum now. He grabs Bam while he's down and locks him in his submission! Billy: Fading Lights!!Bam starts to tap out! DING DING DING Chris Avery: Beefer taps! Neo wins! What a win!Neo hops up and steps over Beefer and his arm is raised. He takes his arm back from the ref and fixes his attire and straightens up and leaves the ring. Billy: Wow, a man about business! Chris Avery: Alright!We fade to a commercial..
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:40:08 GMT -5
Alice & Jenna Bauer Segment
Clash returns to the parking lot of the Kwik Trip Arena, where a black SUV is parked up, waiting for Alice to transport her back to QDT’s location. The arena door bursts open as Alice storms out of the building, with Brookes in tow. The driver of the SUV exits the vehicle and walks around to the rear passenger door, opening it for The Hard as Fuck Girl. She jumps in without acknowledging the driver, she slams the door shut herself. The driver turns to Brookes and raises his eyebrows, who in return shrugs his shoulders. Brookes then mounts his motorcycle and fires up the engine to a deafening roar. He leads the SUV out of the arena parking lot and out onto the busy South Carolina road. Just as they exit the parking lot, a black Cadillac parks up on the side of the road. Once Brookes and the SUV merge into the traffic and set off down the road, the Cadillac pulls off, discreetly trailing them.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:43:41 GMT -5
Downfall Segment
Southern Championship Wrestling's "Wednesday Night War" theme hits and the SCW logo appears on the ActionTron. The three men come through the curtain and just start yelling out at the crowd and walking down the ramp. Joe Smoke leads General Lee down the ramp as Bobby Ray Cash is a bit over the top with showing off and posing as he gets closer to the ring.. Pyro shoots off from above the ring as the three pose in unison. They regroup in the ring and Joe Smoke demands a mic, as the crowd is booing heavily and throwing things into the ring. Joe Smoke: Two weeks ago, you all saw the last episode of Wednesday Night War air on the AW Network... a night that was SUPPOSED to be dedicated to the long history and integrity of our sport, a night we celebrated our champions!Bobby Ray Cash and General Lee nod their heads in agreement and applaud. Joe Smoke is pacing around, getting fired up. Joe Smoke: Instead, you saw a bunch of AW nobodies who aren't fit to straighten my jock strap take us unprepared and walk out of there with OUR titles! Johnny Bacchus?? Soldado Fortuna?? Who in the HELL are these people supposed to be?General Lee holds his hands out to Cash, mockingly asking who they are, and Cash replying with a dubious face. Smoke, standing in front of them, is fired up. Joe Smoke: And to add insult to injury, your general manager Alexander Pasta Snack, or whatever his name was, he gave Lee and Cash jobs here as JANITORS!!; when we went out there and made stars of, and brought relevance to, giving our titles to a bunch of mealy mouthed little snowflakes! Yeah, I said it!Chris Avery: For the love of god, someone come kick his ass.Joe Smoke: Well I'm standing right here in this ring, and I am TELLING you, Alexander Pasta Snack - not only am I not going nowhere, I'll disrupt this show if I have to. Me and my boys will stay our asses in this ring, as immovable as the great Thomas "StoneWall" Jackson, and we shall not be put aside ANYMORE!Billy: *sniff* proud Southern heritage on display rightchere, I tell you what.Chris Avery: Good lord, this is getting worse.Joe Smoke: And at Havoc, the SCW Outsiders are going to be standing in this ring dominating, throwing people out left and right, and when one of us is the last man standing and in the main event of Evolution, then we'll FINALLY get some damn respect around here! At Havoc, we are going to -Suddenly, "Mainlining Murder" by Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards hits on the PA, and Downfall comes walking out onto the stage, wearing his ring gear and vest. He paces back and forth on the top of the ramp like a wild animal, peering down into the ring. General Lee and Bobby Ray Cash look shocked at first, but then they start shouting and yelling for Downfall to bring his ass down to the ring. Downfall bounces from foot to foot, getting fired up and letting out a few breaths in anticipation, then he makes the quickest beeline down to the ring, tearing off his DIY vest and sliding in the ring, to immediately score a double-leg takedown on Joe Smoke, and begin pummelling him with heavy right hands as he tries to cover up. Chris Avery: Downfall going right in on the former SCW World Champion!!Cash and General Lee swarm Downfall and begin punching and kicking him, beating him down. They pull Downfall off Smoke, who rolls to his side, coughing and wiping his face, his complexion beet red. Smoke yells "GET THAT SON OF A BITCH!!" and General Lee clubs Downfall over the back, making him flinch his shoulder blades. Cash and Lee both lift Downfall up, irish whipping him into the corner. Lee gets a head of steam, arrogantly flouncing into the opposite corner before charging at Downfall in the turnbuckles, but Downfall flares an elbow out an catches General Lee right in the mouth as he's coming in. General Lee goes stumbling around, holding his mouth, and Downfall absolutely beheads him with a Beast Kick. Downfall lifts General Lee up by the hair and the back of his pants and sends him sailing, tipping end over end over the top rope, and crashing to the outside. Bobby Ray Cash, thinking General Lee had Downfall on the ropes, was too busy heeling on the crowd, and he turns around into a spinning backfist that has him lucky he won't be eating through a straw. Downfall knees Cash in the gut, floats around behind him and catches him with a snap dragon suplex, dropping him right on his neck. Cash grimaces, holding his neck in pain, and Downfall grabs him by the head, rolling him over and lifting him up to send HIM flying over the top rope to the outside. Chris Avery: The newest members of our janitorial staff have been given the night off.Billy: You can't do that! They're proud sons of the South!!Joe Smoke stands in front of Downfall, his eyes opening up with intensity, and he flexes his muscles and roars at Downfall. Chris Avery: Joe Smoke is still a really big man, and he was the final SCW champion for over 9 months.Joe Smoke runs at Downfall, going for a clothesline. Downfall ducks underneath it, and he begins tattooing him with right hands to the face. Little by little, he makes Smoke back up, as Downfall is showing a lot of fire. Smoke cuts Downfall off with a headbutt. Downfall stumbles away a few steps. Smoke charges forward... about to catch Downfall unawares... but then, Downfall is able to lift the big man up onto his shoulders, and he falls onto his back... GODKILLER!! Smoke hits Downfall's knees and pops straight up, in a complete daze, and Downfall is quick to his feet, grabbing the big man and throwing him over the top rope, then pushing his legs and tipping him the rest of the way over. Chris Avery: HOT DAMN, WHAT A GODKILLER!! AND HE THROWS THE BIG MAN RIGHT OUT!Downfall stands at the ropes, looking down at the SCW Outsiders who are strewn around the ring, having been bounced out of the ring. Downfall turns, and points to a banner for Havoc in two weeks. Chris Avery: Simple, effective, dominating. No words were needed tonight, Downfall just made a statement! His eyes are firmly on Havoc, and he's looking to the other men on the roster just the way he threw the Outsiders out tonight to get to the main event of Evolution!!Downfall exits the ring, but as he walks up the ramp, he stares straight into the hard cam, telling the most relevant people "I'm coming." And the camera pans back down to show the three men laying in a heap at ringside, as Downfall goes to the top of the ramp.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:45:41 GMT -5
Joey Bunga vs. Johnny Bacchus(c)
The beat drops and Tyler Herro hits by Jack Harlow. The music video from the hit track and Joey Bunga walking down the streets on the East Coast are shown on the Action Tron. Bunga comes out mimic-rapping along with the song as he stops half way down the ramp and raises his one hand in the air like he just sank a three point shot from half court. He hits a Steph Curry crossover move on an imaginary person and spins to the bottom of the ramp and jumps on the apron and moonwalks and turns towards the hardcamera and winks. Adilene Floyd: Hailing from Hackensack, New Jersey, he's THE REAL STUD!! Joeyyyy BUNGAAA!!!Bunga slips through the ropes and dances around the ring acting pretty dope and stupid. He climbs to the middle turnbuckle showing off his t-shirt like he a real G. He comes off the turnbuckles and shadowboxes really sloppily. He leans in the corner ready for battle. Billy: Its Pure Championship time!"Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger hits the P.A. as the lights flash red and the Actiontron is lit up with the fresh Chimp in a Suit with a Handgun.jpeg. The background is vaguely psychedelic with shifting fractal overlays. The curtain parts, and out steps Johnny Bacchus. The Pure Title is around his waist, and his bandana is pulled over his nose and mouth. He rips the bandana off and whips it into the crowd before doing the same with the oversized white women's sunglasses he was rocking before he strikes the #ChimpMode pose to a nice pop! On his way down the ramp, he slaps hands ad takes a moment to take some pictures – Yung Toon Summoned Skull is for the children, after all. When the Champ reach the floor, Johnny’s expression takes a less goofy and more determined look as he regards his opponent. He slides in, then Bacchus pulls himself onto the turnbuckle and tears the Pure Title off his waist to raise above his head to another healthy pop. Billy: The winner of this match faces CJ Phoenix to unify the Hardcore and Pure Championships at Evolution, our biggest event in AW history!Chris Avery: This should be good! They've been trash talking ALL week!Bacchus holds the Championship up but the ref takes it and gives it to Adilene Floyd. DING DING DING Bunga dips through the middle rope to the outside and stands in front of the announcers table! He walks around the ring to the bottom of the ramp where he sneezes in slo-mo and says "ACHOO" and dabs. He walks back around the ring toward the announcers table. Billy: What is Joey Bunga doin?!Bunga gets back on the apron and between the ropes and gets back into the ring. Bunga dips back to the apron and jumps down to the mats below. Bacchus wants the match to happen, demanding Bunga to get back into the ring. Bunga jumps up to the announcers table and starts moonwalking! Chris Avery: Get down from here!Billy: He's playing mind games?! He's messing with Bacchus!Bunga jumps down off the announcers table and walks to the apron. He climbs up the steel steps and onto the apron. He stands in his corner. Billy: Come on, Bunga! Get in there!The crowd getting antsy as Bunga gets between the ropes but hits the canvas and rolls out under the ropes to the outside! The crowd booing! Billy: Oh jesus!Bunga paces back and forth slowly in front of the announcers table on the outside of the ring. The crowd starting to talk shit. Bunga notices a fan wearing homemade Bacchus gear and Bunga stares at him. The fan is irate and talking mad trash. We see Bacchus in the ring smiling. Bunga doesn't even get phased. He just smiles as the fan keeps talking trash and the fans are loving it. Bunga turns around and walks back towards the ring and climbs up on the steel steps once again. Chris Avery: Come on, Bunga! Enough with these games and dances!Billy: What is Bunga thinking here?!Bunga jumps to the apron from the steel steps and shimmy's down the apron/ropes to his corner. He climbs up on the bottom rope and taunts to the crowd. They all boo. Bunga gets back to the apron and leans through the ropes. The ref is telling him to come on and fight. Bunga leans through the ropes and agrees to the match! Billy: Here we go!Chris Avery: Finally!Bunga rushes across the ring! KINGS DEAD!! Billy: BACCHUS HITS KINGS DEAD!!Chris Avery: KINGS DEAD!! KINGS DEAD!!The ref looks down at Bunga who is ASLEEP!! DING DING DING Billy: BACCHUS RETAINS!! BACCHUS RETAINS!! BACCHUS RETAINS!!Chris Avery: BACCHUS AND PHOENIX ARE GOING TO EVOLUTION TO UNIFY THE TITLES!The crowd is popping like crazy as Johnny Bacchus holds his Pure Championship up. Billy: Bacchus and Phoenix are going to Evolution to face off in one of the most dangerous matches of all time!Chris Avery: I can't believe he just SLEPT Bunga like that with EASE!Billy: Theres the graphic on the ActionTron!Bacchus smirks. We see CJ Phoenix in the back bandaged up from last weeks Execution Cage. He smiles. Billy: Thats going to be an instant classic!Chris Avery: Bacchus is going to Evolution to unify the Pure and Hardcore Championships!Billy: In what has to be the most dangerous match we'll ever host! At the biggest pay per view of all time!Chris Avery: Evolution is getting crazy!We fade into a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 23:46:22 GMT -5
FPV Segment
"Turbo Killer" hits the P.A, and the fans stand to cheer as Frank Patrick Venable emerges from behind the curtain. Dressed in street clothes, Frank is already holding a microphone in his hands, his face contemplative. Billy: Well fans, it certainly hasn't been the easiest return to the ring for the former World Champion. Since coming back from his injuries, Frank Venable has lost to three men in two weeks.Chris Avery: Downfall. Carter Shaw. Hell, even Jayson Price got one over him last week in an absolutely shocking upset.Billy: Thankfully Frank isn't booked tonight, so that trend won't be continuing. However, it does look like he has something to say, so let's turn it over to the man himself.In the ring now, Frank waits for the fans to quiet down before speaking. FPV: Guys, I'm not gonna beat around the bush. The past couple of months for me in Action Wrestling? They've been HELL. There's just no other way to say it. My rivalry with James Nightingale brought me to a place that I never want to go back to, it made me an angry, spiteful man. Not the man who came here two years ago to bring honor and integrity to this business that often has none. Not the man who dedicate so much of his time to his charity work. Not the man who became the first and only three time World Champion in AW history. I hate to say it, but that man still isn't here. And truth be told, I don't know when he will come back. But I can promise you this. He WILL come back, even if I have to drag him kicking and screaming into the limelight once more.The crowd pops, though not the rapturous extent that they have done in the past in response to Frank. This reaction feels more subdued and polite more than anything. FPV: However, while I was rewatching last week's match against Price, reviewing my performance to see where I went wrong and how to improve, something caught my ear. A man that I thought was an old friend, on commentary, running me down and burying me like I was just another ham and egger in the business. And it left me feeling...confused more than anything. Confused and upset. So I figured, since I have a free night to take of some issues, I figured I would ask him to come on down and explain himself to me. So Dion, come down here and say whatever it is you feel the need to say."Bazelgeuse" plays throughout the arena as Dionysus, also dressed in street clothes, walks out onto the stage. He points to Frank, sitting in the ring, shouting, "THIS GUY!" as the crowd cheers for the man who has demanded number one for the last several weeks. He started working his way down the ramp. Dionysus: Heeeeey, Frank buddy! Thought you might've forgotten about me after all this time! You doing good? Eating healthy?Dionysus rolled into the ring, standing up to face his former Brotherhood ally. Dionysus: ...Oh come on, you don't need to be like that. So I said a few mean words on national television; is that really a good reason to call me out here?Frank raised his mic, but before he could say anything- Dionysus: Oh no no no no, don't you say another word, Frankie. You wanted me to come out here and explain myself, so here's the explanation. Why did I trash you last week? Why would anyone want to trash the three-time Action Wrestling Champion? A future hall-of-famer? And most of all, why would that person be me, someone you consider a friend and former teammate?The crowd hushed as Dionysus mocked a thinking pose. Dionysus: I mean, it could be because we're on the road to Havoc, and week after week I've been making my case to Pasternak about giving me the number one spot in the rumble. Had you considered that maybe, juuuuuuust maybe, it was because of the hype?Dionysus looked Frank over again, and he mimed a lightbulb pose. Dionysus: Aaaah, but it isn't about why I did it, right? See, I heard you make the convenient case of us "being friends" and that you were "confused and upset" by what I said. Is this really what you've become, Frank? So desperate to cling to any excuse to hide yourself from the fact that even when you shined here, it was about as bright as a dead flashlight? That each and every challenge that has been put in front of you since you lost the title has been more missteps than a tango team with four left feet? So now, you've reached the point where you can't help but think, "Man, am I making mistakes?"Dionysus paused. Dionysus: Well no; its Dionysus who is wrong!" Yes, mean ol' Dionysus, the guy you haven't had a second thought about until you saw that footage and what you thought it meant. But I will give you this; maybe you're upset because someone you think of as a friend is telling you not what you want to hear, but what you need to understand.Dionysus leaned closer to Frank. Dionysus: But if my words aren't going to help you understand...then maybe I need to act.He lowered the microphone, and stared Frank down while the crowd roared into cheers. Both men slowly nodded their heads as Frank called for a referee. Billy: Wait, what?Chris Avery: Well folks, it looks like we're getting a match tonight!Billy: But man, what a one-sided match...
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