The Professional Wrestling Debut of Billy
Apr 21, 2021 12:42:04 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 21, 2021 12:42:04 GMT -5
“Change” by Deftones hits the speakers and the crowd starts booing loudly as Gravedigger walks out from the back. He is wearing a sombrero on his head and a “Logan Fears Competition” t-shirt, poking fun at Logan and Katherine Phoenix bailing on their match tonight.
Zach Davis: He’s been retired for months and yet he still has it. They still hate the guy.
Freddy Whoa: Yeah so do I. I hate that asshole. Can we get a different commentator?
Zach Davis: Shut up, he probably will watch this and know you said that.
Freddy Whoa: Oh shit.
Gravedigger walks to the top of the ramp with a mic in his hand. He lifts it up to speak.
Gravedigger: Viva Mexico!!
The crowd pops.
Gravedigger: Ok so, we all here at WCF have a special surprise for you here tonight! Tonight, I present to you WCF’s first ever TACO BOWL!
The crowd stands there confused. A few people pop because they like tacos.
Gravedigger: If you’ll look over here to my right, you will see a large taco salad bowl. Tonight, for you wonderful fans, we will have ten competitors come out from the back and enter this bowl. This will be a battle royal to declare the first ever Taco Bowl winner!
The crowd is slightly more into it. More people pop, possibly because they didn’t hear the word taco last time and did this time so they cheer, too.
Some cheap, generic sounding music that Seth likely purchased online somewhere on a site full of ads hits the speakers and out walks several members of the WCF Jobber Roster: Mountain Dew Bob, El Taco De Genial, Elvira De Rossi, Dong-Wang Kim, Dude Davidson, Motherfuckin Danny, Hardcore McMurderKill, Cryboy McEmo, Skittlez, and Hugh Jazz.
All ten compeitors just pretty much walk out from the back and towards the taco bowl with little to no enthusiasm except for El Taco De Genial and Mountain Dew Bob. El Taco De Genial plays to the crowd and gets major pops because they like tacos.
Freddy Whoa: I believe it’s clear here that in a taco bowl match, El Taco De Genial is the clear favorite here.
Zach Davis: Were you thinking that one up the entire time he walked from the back to the bowl?
Mountain Dew Bob pulls out a pair of Mountain Dew cans, pops their tops and slams them together and turns them up, guzzling them down to the delight of the crowd. Gravedigger walks over and kicks him off the ramp and into the Taco Bowl. The crowd boos.
The rest of the competitors all carefully climb into the bowl and stand there watching each other. Gravedigger lifts the mic again.
Gravedigger: Now, this wouldn’t be a real Taco Bowl without some items you’d typically see in a Taco Bowl. Bring it on out here!
Gravedigger waves towards the back. Several members of MS-13 come walking out from the back pushing wheelbarrows.
Zach Davis: Oh my God. What the hell is in those wheelbarrows?!
Freddy Whoa: HAHA! They’re pushing out taco meat, sour cream, lettuce, tomatoes and more!!
The eyes of the competitors grow wide as the wheelbarrows stop at the side of the ramp one by one and empty their contents all over the competitors and into the bowl. A couple of them slip and fall in the taco sauce and sour cream.
Gravedigger: Now, with that done, it’s tim----
Gravedigger is interrupted as “The Fire” by Rev Theory starts playing. Gravedigger’s eyes go wide as he turns to the entrance.
Zach Davis: John Barber?!?!
No it is not! His best friend Billy walks out from the back. Billy is wearing shorts, a Hulkamania cut-off t-shirt, and Macho Man shades. The crowd pops loudly for John Barber’s best friend.
Freddy Whoa: It’s BILLY!!
Gravedigger looks confused as Billy walks up to him, hands him a piece of paper. Gravedigger skims over it and speaks.
Gravedigger: So you were signed to an appearance contract?
Billy grabs the mic and pulls it towards him.
Billy: OH YOU DIDN’T KNOW?!?! YO ASS BETTER CAL---
Gravedigger snatches the mic back.
Gravedigger: Stop quoting shit and get in there, dammit.
Billy walks over to the edge of the ramp and slowly removes the shades. He points at Mountain Dew Bob with wide eyes ala Hulk Hogan. He shakes his head while wagging his finger. Billy starts to rip his t-shirt in half to the disgust of the crowd. Fortunately, he’s not strong enough and after a few seconds of struggling with it, Gravedigger boots him from behind and knocks him off the ramp. Billy lands on Dong-Wang Kim, sending tomatoes, sour cream and taco sauce flying everywhere.
The bell rings to start the match as Gravedigger walks back down the ramp and to the commentator table. Dude Davidson and Motherfuckin Danny waste no time and grab Dong-Wang Kim who is completely out from being squashed by Billy and toss him over the side of the taco bowl.
ELIMINATED: Dong-Wang Kim
Gravedigger: Jesus, I barely have time to get back to the announcer table and someone is already eliminated?!?
Zach Davis: Partially thanks to you!
Freddy Whoa: Elvira De Rossi jumps onto the back of Hardcore McMurderkill and starts clawing away at his face. He staggers around with her on his back and finally swings around, knocking her loose. Elvira flies off and lands in a heap of sour cream.
Gravedigger: I’m sure that’s not the first time she’s had a glob of white substance on her chi---
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Mountain Dew Bob getting into the whole Mexican theme here with a pair of Mexican uppercuts to Elvira as she gets up. She quickly falls down each time and with all the sour cream it’s harder to tell if she’s slipping or going down from the uppercuts.
Billy is finally back up and he reaches over, grabbing Cryboy McEmo and delivers a headbutt. The crowd pops as Billy body slams Cryboy McEmo. He drops a hambone-sized elbow onto the solar plexus of Cryboy McEmo. Billy picks him up and walks over to the side of the taco bowl as if he’s going to throw him out. McEmo throws some taco sauce in Billy’s eyes, blinding him. He grabs Billy’s head and slams it against the side of the taco bowl, breaking pieces of it off. Cryboy McEmo kicks Billy in the gut and DDTs him into a puddle of taco sauce.
Billy lays there, still as if unconscious. McEmo waves over for Hugh Jazz and the two of them try picking up Billy. They struggle and finally are able to get him up when Skittlez comes over and helps. They lift him to his feet and walk him over to the nearby edge of the bowl. They start trying to dump him over but he comes back to life and elbows Skittlez in the side of the head a couple of times. Billy manages to turn around and tries to fight the three men off but they look like they’re about to dump him over. Suddenly, Billy spits out a massive amount of taco sauce into the faces of the three men ala Great Muta.
All three men stagger back. Billy clotheslines McEmo down. He grabs Skittlez and whips him into the side of the bowl, then does the same with Hugh Jazz. Hugh Jazz bumps into Skittlez so hard that he breaks through the side of the taco bowl and is eliminated!
Eliminated: Skittlez
Dude Davidson and Motherfuckin Danny are slugging it out in the middle of the bowl. Davidson gets the upper hand with a Mexican legsweep into a pile of lettuce and meat. Motherfuckin Danny gets up and drops Davidson into the pile of meat with a Mexican arm drag. The crowd pops at Mexican moves being used.
Elvira tries to scrape the eyes of El Taco De Genial but can’t find his eyes. She just uselessly scrapes his hard taco shell. A hand shoots out of the side of the taco and slaps her to the mat. El Taco flops onto her, crushing her under his taco goodness. He finally gets up and Elvira goes to spear him but bounces off of him instead. He flops at her again and slams into her, knocking her out of the Taco Bowl.
ELIMINATED: ELVIRA DE ROSSI
Gravedigger: We’re down to 8 competitors in what is arguably the weirdest match WCF has ever seen.
Hardcore McMurderkill and Hugh Jazz, who has finally regained his sight again, start teaming up on Billy once more. They pound him with lefts and rights, knocking him back towards the center. They kick him over and do a big back body drop and send the ingredients of the taco bowl everywhere, hitting the fans in the nearby first two rows with sour cream, taco meat, taco sauce, and lettuce as Billy’s large body crashes down. Cryboy McEmo comes from out of nowhere and double clotheslines both men. Billy slowly gets back up and Cryboy McEmo whips him towards the taco shell, but Billy reverses it and Cryboy McEmo slams into the side of the shell. He hears a cracking sound and the crowd holds their breath to see if he’ll get eliminated. Billy walks over to him and starts hitting him with Ric Flair chops, making the crowd yell “WOO” with every slap.
Billy gets into it and starts laying a Rock-style smackdown. He goes for the final slap where he spits into his hand and sees both Hardcore McMurderkill and Hugh Jazz running at him. He ducks down and both men go flying over him and tackle Cryboy McEmo through the taco shell. Fortunately for Hugh Jazz he hangs onto the side of the shell. He somehow “skins the cat” and pulls himself back over the taco shell, avoiding elimination.
ELIMINATION: Hardcore McMurderkill and Cryboy McEmo.
Mountain Dew Bob, Hugh Jazz, Dude Davidson, and Motherfuckin Danny realize that Billy may be a threat to winning this match and all four men swarm him, beating him down. They push him over to the side of the taco shell and start trying to lift him over. Hugh Jazz starts kicking at the shell, trying to break it so Billy just falls through.
The crowd pops as Taco de Genial comes to the rescue. He starts slamming his shell against the attackers and slaps at a couple of them and soon Billy is able to fight them off. Taco and Billy take out the remaining competitors with body slams and suplexes and Taco Shell slams from Taco.
Billy touches his stomach for a moment and then looks over at Taco de Genial with wide eyes. He slowly licks his lips.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA this is creepy! What the hell is he looking at him like that for?
Gravedigger: I think Billy is hungry and believes El Taco de Genial is an actual taco!
El Taco de Genial is oblivious as Billy walks over to him and grabs him in a giant bearhug. Billy licks the side of the taco and tears into the side of it, biting into El Taco de Genial. Taco’s other arm flails about as he screams in sheer terror as Billy starts gnawing away. Taco sauce starts spurting out from Taco’s “wounds”.
Motherfuckin Danny and Hugh Jazz pull Billy off and then start fighting themselves. Mountain Dew Bob pulls another Mountain Dew can from his back pocket and sprays Hugh Jazz right in the face with Mountain Dew. Hugh staggers about and Bob superkicks him out of the taco bowl!
ELIMINATED: Hugh Jazz
Motherfuckin Danny pounces on Bob and grabs the can, smashing it over his forehead and floors him with a Mexican uppercut. Billy is slowly getting up. Motherfuckin Danny runs over and jumps onto Billy’s back and uses him to catapult himself onto the stage. Danny leaps backwards with a huge moonsualt and takes out both Mountain Dew Bob and Dude Davidson who is in the way. Danny picks up Dude and tosses him out of the shell.
ELIMINATED: Dude Davidson
El Taco de Genial is still laying there, bleeding out taco sauce. Motherfuckin Danny gestures to Mountain Dew Bob and they grab Taco. They toss him out of the taco shell. Paramedics come rushing down the ramp but before they can, homeless Mexican children swarm El Taco de Genial and bloodcurdling screams can be heard in the arena.
ELIMINATED: El Taco de Genial
Zach Davis: We are left with three men in this match. Motherfuckin Danny, Mountain Dew Bob, and Billy. Who is going to win this odd match?
Danny and Bob decide to team up on Billy. They start laying the boots to him and go to town on him with double suplexes, double DDTs. The crowd starts cheering for Billy. Billy manages to make a little comeback with a series of headbutts. He runs at the two men and they manage to flapjack him into a pile of the little bit of taco salad ingredients left. Billy just lays there for a few seconds.
Bob tells Danny that they should throw him over. Billy starts moving but in a weird way. They walk over closer and Billy is actually eating the contents of the bowl itself. He’s engorging himself on taco meat, tomatoes, taco sauce and some sour cream. The two men grab Billy and pull him up. He shoves them away. They come at him again and start hitting him with lefts and rights, but he shrugs them off.
He dances around the ring, shaking ala Hulk Hogan, except he has tomatoes and lettuce stuck to his face. He finally stops and wags the finger at the two men. They run at him and he grabs them in a massive bearhug. He starts headbutting them both while in the bearhug. He finally lets them go and they fall to the mat.
Motherfuckin Danny is the first one up and he comes at Billy again. Billy bends forward and juts his large gut out like Kung Fu Panda and slams it into Motherfuckin Danny who flies out of the taco shell!
ELIMINATED: Motherfuckin Danny
Billy turns around as Mountain Dew Bob is getting up. He somehow pulls another can of Mountain Dew and starts chugging it down. Billy kicks him in the gut, causing him to spray the Mountain Dew everywhere. Billy runs and bounces off some nearby invisible ropes, comes back and gives Mountain Dew Bob the big boot. He looks out at the crowd, with wide eyes. He slides Bob’s arm against him and takes off an imaginary elbow pad. It takes him a minute due to both his large girth as well as how messy the shell is but Billy manages to run to both sides of the shell and drops a People’s Elbow on Bob. Billy picks up Bob and the crowd pops as he tosses Mountain Dew Bob over the ropes and wins the match!
“The Fire” by Rev Theory hits the speakers as the referee walks over and holds Billy’s arm up.
Kyle Steel: The winner of WCF’s first ever Taco Bowl…….BIIIIIIILLLLLLLLYYYYYYY!!!
Zach Davis: He’s been retired for months and yet he still has it. They still hate the guy.
Freddy Whoa: Yeah so do I. I hate that asshole. Can we get a different commentator?
Zach Davis: Shut up, he probably will watch this and know you said that.
Freddy Whoa: Oh shit.
Gravedigger walks to the top of the ramp with a mic in his hand. He lifts it up to speak.
Gravedigger: Viva Mexico!!
The crowd pops.
Gravedigger: Ok so, we all here at WCF have a special surprise for you here tonight! Tonight, I present to you WCF’s first ever TACO BOWL!
The crowd stands there confused. A few people pop because they like tacos.
Gravedigger: If you’ll look over here to my right, you will see a large taco salad bowl. Tonight, for you wonderful fans, we will have ten competitors come out from the back and enter this bowl. This will be a battle royal to declare the first ever Taco Bowl winner!
The crowd is slightly more into it. More people pop, possibly because they didn’t hear the word taco last time and did this time so they cheer, too.
Some cheap, generic sounding music that Seth likely purchased online somewhere on a site full of ads hits the speakers and out walks several members of the WCF Jobber Roster: Mountain Dew Bob, El Taco De Genial, Elvira De Rossi, Dong-Wang Kim, Dude Davidson, Motherfuckin Danny, Hardcore McMurderKill, Cryboy McEmo, Skittlez, and Hugh Jazz.
All ten compeitors just pretty much walk out from the back and towards the taco bowl with little to no enthusiasm except for El Taco De Genial and Mountain Dew Bob. El Taco De Genial plays to the crowd and gets major pops because they like tacos.
Freddy Whoa: I believe it’s clear here that in a taco bowl match, El Taco De Genial is the clear favorite here.
Zach Davis: Were you thinking that one up the entire time he walked from the back to the bowl?
Mountain Dew Bob pulls out a pair of Mountain Dew cans, pops their tops and slams them together and turns them up, guzzling them down to the delight of the crowd. Gravedigger walks over and kicks him off the ramp and into the Taco Bowl. The crowd boos.
The rest of the competitors all carefully climb into the bowl and stand there watching each other. Gravedigger lifts the mic again.
Gravedigger: Now, this wouldn’t be a real Taco Bowl without some items you’d typically see in a Taco Bowl. Bring it on out here!
Gravedigger waves towards the back. Several members of MS-13 come walking out from the back pushing wheelbarrows.
Zach Davis: Oh my God. What the hell is in those wheelbarrows?!
Freddy Whoa: HAHA! They’re pushing out taco meat, sour cream, lettuce, tomatoes and more!!
The eyes of the competitors grow wide as the wheelbarrows stop at the side of the ramp one by one and empty their contents all over the competitors and into the bowl. A couple of them slip and fall in the taco sauce and sour cream.
Gravedigger: Now, with that done, it’s tim----
Gravedigger is interrupted as “The Fire” by Rev Theory starts playing. Gravedigger’s eyes go wide as he turns to the entrance.
Zach Davis: John Barber?!?!
No it is not! His best friend Billy walks out from the back. Billy is wearing shorts, a Hulkamania cut-off t-shirt, and Macho Man shades. The crowd pops loudly for John Barber’s best friend.
Freddy Whoa: It’s BILLY!!
Gravedigger looks confused as Billy walks up to him, hands him a piece of paper. Gravedigger skims over it and speaks.
Gravedigger: So you were signed to an appearance contract?
Billy grabs the mic and pulls it towards him.
Billy: OH YOU DIDN’T KNOW?!?! YO ASS BETTER CAL---
Gravedigger snatches the mic back.
Gravedigger: Stop quoting shit and get in there, dammit.
Billy walks over to the edge of the ramp and slowly removes the shades. He points at Mountain Dew Bob with wide eyes ala Hulk Hogan. He shakes his head while wagging his finger. Billy starts to rip his t-shirt in half to the disgust of the crowd. Fortunately, he’s not strong enough and after a few seconds of struggling with it, Gravedigger boots him from behind and knocks him off the ramp. Billy lands on Dong-Wang Kim, sending tomatoes, sour cream and taco sauce flying everywhere.
The bell rings to start the match as Gravedigger walks back down the ramp and to the commentator table. Dude Davidson and Motherfuckin Danny waste no time and grab Dong-Wang Kim who is completely out from being squashed by Billy and toss him over the side of the taco bowl.
ELIMINATED: Dong-Wang Kim
Gravedigger: Jesus, I barely have time to get back to the announcer table and someone is already eliminated?!?
Zach Davis: Partially thanks to you!
Freddy Whoa: Elvira De Rossi jumps onto the back of Hardcore McMurderkill and starts clawing away at his face. He staggers around with her on his back and finally swings around, knocking her loose. Elvira flies off and lands in a heap of sour cream.
Gravedigger: I’m sure that’s not the first time she’s had a glob of white substance on her chi---
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Mountain Dew Bob getting into the whole Mexican theme here with a pair of Mexican uppercuts to Elvira as she gets up. She quickly falls down each time and with all the sour cream it’s harder to tell if she’s slipping or going down from the uppercuts.
Billy is finally back up and he reaches over, grabbing Cryboy McEmo and delivers a headbutt. The crowd pops as Billy body slams Cryboy McEmo. He drops a hambone-sized elbow onto the solar plexus of Cryboy McEmo. Billy picks him up and walks over to the side of the taco bowl as if he’s going to throw him out. McEmo throws some taco sauce in Billy’s eyes, blinding him. He grabs Billy’s head and slams it against the side of the taco bowl, breaking pieces of it off. Cryboy McEmo kicks Billy in the gut and DDTs him into a puddle of taco sauce.
Billy lays there, still as if unconscious. McEmo waves over for Hugh Jazz and the two of them try picking up Billy. They struggle and finally are able to get him up when Skittlez comes over and helps. They lift him to his feet and walk him over to the nearby edge of the bowl. They start trying to dump him over but he comes back to life and elbows Skittlez in the side of the head a couple of times. Billy manages to turn around and tries to fight the three men off but they look like they’re about to dump him over. Suddenly, Billy spits out a massive amount of taco sauce into the faces of the three men ala Great Muta.
All three men stagger back. Billy clotheslines McEmo down. He grabs Skittlez and whips him into the side of the bowl, then does the same with Hugh Jazz. Hugh Jazz bumps into Skittlez so hard that he breaks through the side of the taco bowl and is eliminated!
Eliminated: Skittlez
Dude Davidson and Motherfuckin Danny are slugging it out in the middle of the bowl. Davidson gets the upper hand with a Mexican legsweep into a pile of lettuce and meat. Motherfuckin Danny gets up and drops Davidson into the pile of meat with a Mexican arm drag. The crowd pops at Mexican moves being used.
Elvira tries to scrape the eyes of El Taco De Genial but can’t find his eyes. She just uselessly scrapes his hard taco shell. A hand shoots out of the side of the taco and slaps her to the mat. El Taco flops onto her, crushing her under his taco goodness. He finally gets up and Elvira goes to spear him but bounces off of him instead. He flops at her again and slams into her, knocking her out of the Taco Bowl.
ELIMINATED: ELVIRA DE ROSSI
Gravedigger: We’re down to 8 competitors in what is arguably the weirdest match WCF has ever seen.
Hardcore McMurderkill and Hugh Jazz, who has finally regained his sight again, start teaming up on Billy once more. They pound him with lefts and rights, knocking him back towards the center. They kick him over and do a big back body drop and send the ingredients of the taco bowl everywhere, hitting the fans in the nearby first two rows with sour cream, taco meat, taco sauce, and lettuce as Billy’s large body crashes down. Cryboy McEmo comes from out of nowhere and double clotheslines both men. Billy slowly gets back up and Cryboy McEmo whips him towards the taco shell, but Billy reverses it and Cryboy McEmo slams into the side of the shell. He hears a cracking sound and the crowd holds their breath to see if he’ll get eliminated. Billy walks over to him and starts hitting him with Ric Flair chops, making the crowd yell “WOO” with every slap.
Billy gets into it and starts laying a Rock-style smackdown. He goes for the final slap where he spits into his hand and sees both Hardcore McMurderkill and Hugh Jazz running at him. He ducks down and both men go flying over him and tackle Cryboy McEmo through the taco shell. Fortunately for Hugh Jazz he hangs onto the side of the shell. He somehow “skins the cat” and pulls himself back over the taco shell, avoiding elimination.
ELIMINATION: Hardcore McMurderkill and Cryboy McEmo.
Mountain Dew Bob, Hugh Jazz, Dude Davidson, and Motherfuckin Danny realize that Billy may be a threat to winning this match and all four men swarm him, beating him down. They push him over to the side of the taco shell and start trying to lift him over. Hugh Jazz starts kicking at the shell, trying to break it so Billy just falls through.
The crowd pops as Taco de Genial comes to the rescue. He starts slamming his shell against the attackers and slaps at a couple of them and soon Billy is able to fight them off. Taco and Billy take out the remaining competitors with body slams and suplexes and Taco Shell slams from Taco.
Billy touches his stomach for a moment and then looks over at Taco de Genial with wide eyes. He slowly licks his lips.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA this is creepy! What the hell is he looking at him like that for?
Gravedigger: I think Billy is hungry and believes El Taco de Genial is an actual taco!
El Taco de Genial is oblivious as Billy walks over to him and grabs him in a giant bearhug. Billy licks the side of the taco and tears into the side of it, biting into El Taco de Genial. Taco’s other arm flails about as he screams in sheer terror as Billy starts gnawing away. Taco sauce starts spurting out from Taco’s “wounds”.
Motherfuckin Danny and Hugh Jazz pull Billy off and then start fighting themselves. Mountain Dew Bob pulls another Mountain Dew can from his back pocket and sprays Hugh Jazz right in the face with Mountain Dew. Hugh staggers about and Bob superkicks him out of the taco bowl!
ELIMINATED: Hugh Jazz
Motherfuckin Danny pounces on Bob and grabs the can, smashing it over his forehead and floors him with a Mexican uppercut. Billy is slowly getting up. Motherfuckin Danny runs over and jumps onto Billy’s back and uses him to catapult himself onto the stage. Danny leaps backwards with a huge moonsualt and takes out both Mountain Dew Bob and Dude Davidson who is in the way. Danny picks up Dude and tosses him out of the shell.
ELIMINATED: Dude Davidson
El Taco de Genial is still laying there, bleeding out taco sauce. Motherfuckin Danny gestures to Mountain Dew Bob and they grab Taco. They toss him out of the taco shell. Paramedics come rushing down the ramp but before they can, homeless Mexican children swarm El Taco de Genial and bloodcurdling screams can be heard in the arena.
ELIMINATED: El Taco de Genial
Zach Davis: We are left with three men in this match. Motherfuckin Danny, Mountain Dew Bob, and Billy. Who is going to win this odd match?
Danny and Bob decide to team up on Billy. They start laying the boots to him and go to town on him with double suplexes, double DDTs. The crowd starts cheering for Billy. Billy manages to make a little comeback with a series of headbutts. He runs at the two men and they manage to flapjack him into a pile of the little bit of taco salad ingredients left. Billy just lays there for a few seconds.
Bob tells Danny that they should throw him over. Billy starts moving but in a weird way. They walk over closer and Billy is actually eating the contents of the bowl itself. He’s engorging himself on taco meat, tomatoes, taco sauce and some sour cream. The two men grab Billy and pull him up. He shoves them away. They come at him again and start hitting him with lefts and rights, but he shrugs them off.
He dances around the ring, shaking ala Hulk Hogan, except he has tomatoes and lettuce stuck to his face. He finally stops and wags the finger at the two men. They run at him and he grabs them in a massive bearhug. He starts headbutting them both while in the bearhug. He finally lets them go and they fall to the mat.
Motherfuckin Danny is the first one up and he comes at Billy again. Billy bends forward and juts his large gut out like Kung Fu Panda and slams it into Motherfuckin Danny who flies out of the taco shell!
ELIMINATED: Motherfuckin Danny
Billy turns around as Mountain Dew Bob is getting up. He somehow pulls another can of Mountain Dew and starts chugging it down. Billy kicks him in the gut, causing him to spray the Mountain Dew everywhere. Billy runs and bounces off some nearby invisible ropes, comes back and gives Mountain Dew Bob the big boot. He looks out at the crowd, with wide eyes. He slides Bob’s arm against him and takes off an imaginary elbow pad. It takes him a minute due to both his large girth as well as how messy the shell is but Billy manages to run to both sides of the shell and drops a People’s Elbow on Bob. Billy picks up Bob and the crowd pops as he tosses Mountain Dew Bob over the ropes and wins the match!
“The Fire” by Rev Theory hits the speakers as the referee walks over and holds Billy’s arm up.
Kyle Steel: The winner of WCF’s first ever Taco Bowl…….BIIIIIIILLLLLLLLYYYYYYY!!!