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Post by Action Reel on Apr 19, 2021 20:06:11 GMT -5
We open up to CruiserClash and we're in the parking garage again. We see Jim Mud pacing back and forth. We see Nate Burrelson catch up with him. Nate Burleson: Mr. Mud! Mr. Mud!Mud stops pacing and looks over at Nate who comes in for an interview. Nate Burleson: Mud, tonight you're in the main event facing off against Donald Deruty and if you lose you're no longer Assistant General Manager!Mud rolls his eyes and takes a deep a breath. Jim Mud: I told you, that match isn't happening.Nate Burleson: And why is that?Jim Mud: Tonight's episode 40 of CruiserClash, we're on the road to Evolution with Havoc coming up in a few weeks. Business is good! I did exactly what he wanted to do and therefor the match shouldn't happen tonight! He said some things, I said some things and maybe we both went too far.Nate Burleson: And I assume you're waiting for him, now?Jim Mud: Yeah, he didn't answer any texts or calls all week from me so I'm just trying to get some face time with him to ensure tonight goes great for CruiserClash!Nate Burleson: Can you explain how you're even Assistant GM anyway?Jim Mud shrugs. Jim Mud: Above my pay grade. God damn. I can't wait here forever, I have to make sure the show starts!Nate Burleson: Well, the 40th episode of CruiserClash is off to a weird start!We cut away from Mud leaving the parking garage as Nate walks off as well. We fade into the musical montage video of CruiserClash intro and we cut into the arena with the sold out crowd at Dailys' Place. The crowd going crazy. Jimmy Garcia: Welcome to CruiserClash episode FORTY!! I'm Jimmy and with me as always it's JJ Biggs, and Biggs, tonight, we have Championship matches, opportunities, and a rivalry comes to an end!JJ Biggs: You're damn right! Regan Voorhees defends the Cruiserweight Championship, the Two Gents get a shot at their Tag Team titles against The Gate Crashers and Pineapple Promenade will put their rivalry to an end against Red White and Bruised, man! Tonight is a big night!Jimmy Garcia: We're about to get started, lets go to the ring and Adilene!JJ Biggs: 40 episodes! CruiserClash is off and runnin'!
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 19, 2021 20:07:59 GMT -5
Kazuhiro Katayama vs. Kasey Kash
Sumptuous reverb drenched pianos precede menacing dark synths of "Chasing Faith" announce the arrival of Kazuhiro Katayama. As the rapping begins, he steps out from behind the curtain, slapping hands, but all business and he makes his way down to the ring without much hesitation. Sliding under the bottom rope, he practices a few kicks before moving into his appointed corner Jimmy Garcia: Kazuhiro Katayama! We’ve heard some great things about this guy!JJ Biggs: Yeah, he looks like he could be pretty dangerous!RUN THEM JEWELS FAST, RUN THEM, RUN THEM JEWELS FAST RUN THEM, RUN THEM, R-RUN THEM, R-RUN THEM, RUN THEM, FUCK THE SLO MO As the song starts up the lights in the arena pulse to the bass of the song, as the bass drops, Kasey walks out through the curtain with a lit cigarette in his mouth, before holding his arms out wide as Adilene Floyd makes her introduction. Adilene Floyd: Currently making his way to the ring, from Canberra, Australia, weighing in at one hundred and sixty-five pounds... Kasey Kash!Kasey starts to make his way down the ramp, trash talking fans that try and start shit with him as he makes his way to the ring, after which he would either flip them off, or if they really deserved it, he would flick the smoke into the fans face, before he would then slide under the bottom rope and go to a corner, sitting down and waiting for the bell to ring. JJ Biggs: Kasey was pretty impressive last week, making his debut in a 6-man tag match with Pineapple Promenade, Red, White, and Bruised, and Spayde Martinez!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, we’ll see how he can do against another rookie here tonight in one-on-one action!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Kazuhiro comes out of his corner and blasts Kasey Kash with some open-hand chops and some elbow strikes before launching him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Kash is taken down again by a quick Yakuza kick and Kazuhiro goes for the early pin! ONEE!! T--NOOO! Kasey Kash kicks out with some authority. JJ Biggs: It’s going to take more than that to put Kasey Kash down this quick, Jimmy!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, Kash has some fire in his eyes.Kash executes a flatliner on Kazuhiro and hoists him onto his shoulders for a death valley driver. Kash quickly scales the turnbuckles and flies off for a swanton bomb before going up top again for a spaceman plancha and hooks the leg! ONEEE!! TW--NOOO! Kazuhiro gets the shoulder up! Jimmy Garcia: Almost a near fall there by Kasey Kash!JJ Biggs: Yeah, after hitting those heavy hitting moves so early in the match, I’m not surprised!Kash goes to grab Kazuhiro but is shoved backwards and is dropped by a dropkick from Kazuhiro. Kazuhiro is back up and nails a leghook STO before swinging around behind Kash and drops him with a big german suplex. Kash slowly gets back to his feet, but is taken down by a snap superkick!!! Jimmy Garcia: MOMMA MIA! I did not see that coming, JJ!JJ Biggs: I don’t think Kasey Kash did either and Kazuhiro has the leg hooked!ONEEE!!! TWOOOO!! THRE--NOOO! Kasey Kash gets the shoulder up! Kazuhiro goes to finish off Kash, but Kash rolls out of the way and kicks him in the midsection and drops him for a Blue Thunder bomb! Kash pulls Kazuhiro back to his feet and plants him with a Tiger Driver ‘91! Kash quickly scales the turnbuckles and leaps off with a 450 Splash! He stalks Kazuhrio in the corner waiting for him to get up, and then runs to the nearby ropes and springboards, nailing a cutter! JJ Biggs: CANBERRA COLLAPSE TO KAZUHIRO KATAYAMA!!Jimmy Garcia: That may be the match ender Kasey Kash needs! The leg is hooked!!ONEEE!! TWOOO!!! THRE--NOOO! Kazuhiro gets the shoulder up! Kasey gets up and lifts Kaz to his feet and goes for a powerbomb but Kaz lands on his feet just in front of Kasey and kicks him in the gut! He kicks the shin causing Kasey to drop down to a knee and Kaz hits V1! Jimmy Garcia: Whoa!!One! Two! Three! DING DING DING JJ Biggs: Impressive win for Kazuhiro Katayama!Jimmy Garcia: Big time impressive!Kaz celebrates the big win as we cut to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 19, 2021 20:13:37 GMT -5
And Look Who Decides To Show Up..
Jimmy Garcia: What a start to CruiserClash, we're back on CBS and oh whats this!?We cut to backstage parking garage where Jim Mud was earlier and a nice black SUV shows up. D-Day opens the back door and pops out with a gym bag around his shoulder. Nate Burleson: Deruty!! Sir! We spoke to Mud earlier and he says the match is off! He says because-Donald Deruty: The match isn't off. It's on. He's scared. He's afraid. He can't beat me one on one and he knows it.Nate Burleson: So tonights main event, You against Mud and if Mud loses he's no longer Assistant General Manager?Donald Deruty: Correct. Tonight, we see the last of Jim Mud on CruiserClash television.D-Day walks off frame. Jimmy Garcia: Wow! Tonight it's official! The main event!JJ Biggs: I can't wait! Mud will get his in the end, I know it! Tonight, Deruty rids CruiserClash of Jim Mud!
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 19, 2021 20:17:00 GMT -5
Submission Match The Dutch Beekhof Experience vs. Masuda Teijin Adilene Floyd: The following match is a singles match!The fans cheer. Adilene Floyd: Already in the ring… THE DUTCH BEEKHOF EXPERIENCE!Pulses of light flashbang the arena before going completely dark. “Kikotei” by King Gnu power chords bring a somber yet focused Masuda Teijin to the stage. Fans cheer as he makes his appearance on the ramp while lights remain low like a platinum dusk. Teijin wears a black-silver coat studded by miscellaneous bits of metal shaped like skulls and spines. Bursts of blinding white pyro fire off around him at the first break into its rapid chorus. He doesn't budge. Adilene Floyd: On his way to the ring by Yokohama, Japan… weighing 200 pounds… Masuda Teijin!Tejin walks slow but assuredly to the apron but stops to take in the chorus. His messy mounds of golden hair glisten in the limelight. Teijin circles around for a flyby of the commentary table, letting his open coat ripple by them. He then hops onto the apron with a couple spins to where he’s leaning off ropes for a smug pose towards a disapproving audience. Ducking and stepping into the ring to the ring’s center, he begins a final presentation—exacerbated by boos and the song’s droning chorus—ends with him goading more hatred with summoning waves. He then disrobes to his ring gear and leans in his corner for everything to begin. Jimmy Garcia: And it’s a submission match!JJ Biggs: Huh?Jimmy Garcia: Adilene Floyd forgot to announce the stipulation.The opening bell sounds and the two combatants lock up in the center of the ring. Beekhof gets Masuda in a rear waistlock and goes for a suplex but Masuda locks his leg to thwart the attempt. He nails Beekhof with a back elbow, which releases the hold. Beekhof charges and Masuda ducks. Beekhof hits the ropes and comes back to take a back body drop from Masuda. Masuda reaches down and pulls Beekhof up. Before he can make a move, Beekhof surprises him with some forearms. He drives Masuda into the corner and drives some knees in. The official urges him to get Masuda out of the corner. Beekhof whips Masuda off the ropes and hits him with a hip toss, followed by a cartwheel and a dropkick to the seated Masuda. JJ Biggs: Impressive start from both competitors. It seems like they both came into this prepared.Beekhof covers Masuda. Jimmy Garcia: Uhh…The official reminds him that this is a submission match, and he locks on a standard armbar. JJ Biggs: I don’t think that will be enough to end this one.Masuda rolls through and applies an armbar of his own. Beekhof manages to push up to his feet and he gets close enough to grab ahold of the rope to break the hold. Beekhof catches Masuda with a stiff chop, and then a few more. All this does is anger Masuda, who unleashes stiff af knife-edge chops, busting open Beekhof’s chest. He then pulls Beekhof in and delivers a fall away slam with theatrics. Jimmy Garcia: What a maneuver!JJ Biggs: I’m all about the theatrics!Masuda locks on a grounded head scissors hold, and the official checks on him. While trapped, Beekhof leaps around like a bunny with his head stuck before leaping up and dropkicking Masuda’s face. Jimmy Garcia: Whoa! He didn’t see that coming!JJ Biggs: He would have if he had dOnE tHe ReSeArCh!Beekhof pulls Masuda up and sends him into the corner. After playing to the crowd for a moment, Beekhof charges in for a spear in the corner… but Masuda leaps up to sit on the top rope. Beekhof goes between the ropes and collides shoulder first with the ring post. He backs out a step and Masuda sunset flips him out of the corner, then transitions to a heel hook. Jimmy Garcia: TEIJIN SPECIAL! CAN THIS BE IT?!Beekhof reaches out for the ropes in all directions until Masuda gives the hold one more twist. Beekhof is forced to tap out. DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: TEIJIN SPECIAL! Thats it!! Masuda is back to his winning ways!!We cut to Masuda celebrating the big time win. He looks just as focused as ever. We cut to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 19, 2021 20:18:14 GMT -5
Red, White, and Bruised Segment
The camera finds Karlie and Nikola and Nate Burleson sitting in the seats of the empty Daily’s Place. Nate Burleson: Tonight is the last billed match with Pineapple Promenade, what are your thoughts on the rivalry and tonight's match.Nikki Vaughn: The rivalry it's been an interesting one for sure, we feel we have elevated them to the level they are now.Karlie Nash: Exactly, Pineapple Promenade were the upstart tag that needed something to get them to the next level and like Nikola stated we brought them to the level they are now. We’ve had some great matches against and yeah, we’ve won the majority of them because we’re still the better team, as for tonight's match, Nate we know everyone is looking forward to this match, and the outcome they want, but unfortunately they won’t be getting the outcome they want.Nikki Vaughn: Exactly, tonight we prove one and for all, why we’re the most decorated tag team in Action Wrestling.Karlie Nash: That’s right, nobody can deny what we’ve done in Action Wrestling, and going forward after tonight, who knows what the future holds for us and Pineapple Promenade, honestly we really don’t care, our only concern is winning tonight's match.Nikki Vaughn: And we guarantee a win tonight.Nate Burleson: Well, thanks for your time and good luck tonight.Nikki Vaughn: Whatever.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 19, 2021 20:18:59 GMT -5
The Final Match In This Storied Rivalry Red White & Bruised vs. Pineapple Promenade Adilene Floyd: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first Azurine Vebbins and Nidrah, Pineapple Promenade.Radio Gaga plays and Azurine Vebbins and Nidrah come out and fives the fans and do their respective poses. Adilene Floyd: And their opponents accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon and Hilda Meyer, Karlie Nash, Nikki Vaughn, Red, White, and Bruised.Crush Em' By Megadeth blasts in the arena as Karlie and Nikki step on the stage wearing matching Red White and Bruised T-shirts, they smirk as they react to the crowd they walk with swagger towards the ring, they climb the ropes from the outside and point to the crowd and make the loser sign, they meet in the middle of the ring and high five, they enter their corner, Karlie sits in the corner as Nikki lays out on the top rope. JJ Biggs: And here we go with what as being billed as the final match in this storied rivalryJimmy Garcia: These four ladies have battled all over this country, and tonight here in Jacksonville Florida, it comes to an end.Referee Kelly Madison, does the pre match checks on the wrestler, then covertly slips something to Karlie, then calls for the bell. Nidrah and Nikki start the match, they circle each other then lock up, and jockey for position Nidrah pushes Nikki into the ropes, Referee Madison called for the break, Nidrah breaks cleanly. Nikki shook her head then strutted around the ring before locking up with Nidrah again, Nikki pushed Nidrah into the ropes, Referee Madison called and surprisingly Nikki broke cleanly. Jimmy Garcia: Well wasn’t expecting that.They lock up for the third time, this time. Nikki stomps the feet of Nidrah gaining the advantage. Nikki flips Nidrah onto her back and locked in an armbar. Nikki smirked and slapped Nidrah on the back of the head. Nidrah maneuvered to try and break the hold, Nikki countered into a cross armbreaker. JJ Biggs: Nidrah, should have learned by now, Nikki has a strong mat game.Nikki wrenches on the arm in an attempt to rip it out of the socket. Nidrah twists and her foot slides under the rope, the referee calls for the break, this time Nikki refuses continuing to wrench the arm, breaking at four.. Nidrha gets to her feet, Nikki connects with a side kick to the gut, Nikki quickly hooks Nidrah and delivers a Northern Nights Suplex, bridging into a pin attempt. One Nidrah gets her shoulder up. Nidrah gets to her feet. Nikki charges in and eats a kick to the gut. Nidrah drops Nikki with a neckbreaker and goes for a pin. One Kick out by Nikki. Nidrah catches Nikki with a haymaker, Nikki bounces off the ropes, Nidrah drops Nikki with a clothesline, then picks her up and tosses her into her corner and tags in Azurine. Azurine steps through the ropes and mouths something to karlie, then delivers sever several open palm strikes to the chest of Nikki and follows it up with knees strikes, Nikki drops to the corner, Azurine backs up the delivers a corner dropkick to Nikki, Azurine drags Nikki out of the corner and covers. One Two Kickout. Azurine picks up Nikki and drives her to the mat with a snap suplex, Azurine scoops Nikki up again and slams her to the mat. Nikki slid into the corner. Jimmy Garcia: Azurine is fired up tonight.JJ Biggs: Yeah both teams what to win this match to end this feud on a winning note.Azurine charges into the corner and catches nothing but turnbuckle, Nikki drops kicks back into the corner Azurine bounces out and Nikki delivers a saito suplex. Then drops a knee across her chest. She looks to her corner, and Karlie puts her hand out. Nikki saunters over and makes the tag. Karlie stalks Azurine as she gets to her feet. Karlie lifts her up then drops her throat first on the ropes, she smirks and taunts the crowd. Karlie stomps Azurine, Azurine gets to her knees, Karlie kicks her in the ribs. Azurine drops to the mat, and Karlie locks in an STF. Karlie stretches the hold Azurine can’t get to the ropes causing Nidrah to break the hold. As the ref backs Nidrah, Karlie slaps her hands together, and Nikki enters the ring and begins to twist Azurine’s ankle with a spinning toe hold. Azurine pulls Nikki into a pinning position. One Two Kickout. Azurine dropkicks Nikki into the corner, then leaps into her corner making the tag to Nidrah, Nidrah charges into the corner catching Nikki with a big boot, Nikki falls to the mat. One Two Kickout. Nidrah climbs the ropes and nails Nikki with a blockbuster and covers. One Two. Karlie breaks up the pin. She raises her arm then steps out of the ring. Nidrah attempts a Boston Crap but Nikki reverses and with her foot kicks Nidrah off. Nikki moves and Nidrha misses an attempted elbow drop. Nikk picks Nidrah up and grinds her head across the top rope then smashes her head into the turnbuckle and tags in Karlie. Karlie steps through the ropes and delivers several forearm shots the the lower back of Nidrah, then deliver a back suplex. She mounts Nidrah and reigns dome forearm shots to the head of Nidrah, she breaks then runs the heel of her boot across Nidrah’s forehead. Karlie smirks and taunts Azurine in the corner. Karlie arrogantly picks Nidrah up and hooks her then lifts her up, Nidrah wiggles out and drops Karlie with a neckbreaker. Nidrah dives into the corner and Azurine is like a house of fire, she drops karlie then a charging Nikki, Nikki rolls out of the ring. Azurine and Karlie start throwing hands. JJ Biggs: Ain’t no love loss between these two.Jimmy Garcia: You can say that again partner.Azurine delivers a series of forearm shivers, then whips Karlie into the ropes, and the rebound, Azurine catches karlie with a hip toss, Karlie pops and Azurine delivers another hip, then another, then another, then catches karlie and drives her to the mat with a bulldog and covers. One Two Nikki breaks up the tag. Azurine nails Karlie with a springboard double axe handle, then a half nelson suplex, a groggy Karlie stumbles to her feet. Azurine sets up for the Pearly Gatekeeper, when a woman standing at ringside catches her attention. The camera zooms in on the woman. Jimmy Garcia: That’s Audrey Vebbins, Azurine’s mother.Audrey mouths something to her estranged daughter then smiles, Azurine turns around. Jimmy Garcia: Unsportsmanlike Conduct.Karlie turns Azurine as she faces her mother, Karlie locks in Nash-ural Selection and wrenches Azurine violently, Nidrah rushes in to break up the hold but eats Break Ya Ugly Face Brogue kick. Audrey taunts her daughter, who taps out to Karlie. Ding, Ding. Adilene Floyd: Here are your winners, Red, White, and Bruised.Jimmy Garcia: Azurine seemed to have this match won, but the presence of her mother caused her to lose concentration for just a moment.JJ Biggs: Causing Karlie to capitalize, and end the match.Audrey steps into the ring and stands over her daughter. Nidrah pulls Azurine out of the ring. Audrey tells Azurine that Karlie is better than her. Audrey then raises Karlie’s hand. Jimmy Garcia: And just like that.. this rivalry has been put to bed!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 19, 2021 20:20:52 GMT -5
D-Day and Jim Mud Segment
We open up to D-Days office. He's doing jumping jacks and stretching. The door swings open and Mud walks in. Jim Mud: Day! You can't possibly go through with this bullshit!D-Day stops and turns. He smiles in Muds face. Donald Deruty: You better change into some more comfortable gear because I'm going to whip your ass from corner to corner.The crowd pops. Jim Mud: Day, this is OUTRAGEOUS! This can't be happening! You can't possibly be in your right mind! What you're asking me to do is bullshit!Donald Deruty: Tonight, when I beat you in the middle of that ring, Mud... I'm going to grab the microphone and I'm going to fire you as my Assistant General Manager..The crowd HELLA cheers. This throws off Mud who can hear them. Donald Deruty: And then I'm going to fire you from CruiserClash and then I'm going to ban you from Monday Night Clash just because I can..Crowd pops. Jim Mud: Deruty. Think about this. You need an Assistant.Donald Deruty: I don't want you, I don't need you. And after tonight, I'll never see you again.Crowd pops. Mud just walks out of the room. D-Day smiles as he continues stretching. We fade into a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 19, 2021 20:22:27 GMT -5
The Two Gents vs. The Gate Crashers(c)
We're back on CruiserClash Jimmy Garcia: Its Tag Team Championship time!Suddenly, and without warning, the sound of trumpet fanfare echoes throughout the arena, as though a monarch is about to enter into a throne room. The brassy sound echoes on the final note, before giving way to Shining Star by Earth Wind and Fire. And it is here that the two gents finally make their appearance... Standing on the ramp together they hold up their hands, shaking their hand in time to the opening riff of the song., the crowd hushes in anticipation as the BWAH of the first trumpet hits. The gents fist bump at this precise moment, triggering two confetti cannons which shoot into the crowd at the same time. They grin and soak in the atmosphere as one of Jenson's LARPing crew walks towards them with a brace of t-shirt cannons on a cushion. He bows in front of the stars as Teo and Jenson take the cannons then start walking toward the ring, shooting t-shirts into the crowd, forwarded by more confetti and ribbons, showering the crowd with gifts and paper. JJ Biggs: The former, two-time Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions, this match is good!"Out of the Black" by Royal Blood hits and because their team bio says "coming soon" or something this is all you're gonna get. Jimmy Garcia: The Tag Champs.. Gate Crashers are ready for battle!JJ Biggs: Void and Pettis! Who would have thought?DING DING DING Pettis and Teo start out since they had rough words for each other on the lead up to this. Teo gets the headlock advantage taking down Pettis! Teo flips to his feet and hits a kick to the stomach and uses Pettis' body to backflip to his feet and grab her by the head and bring it down neck first across his knee! He covers! She kicks up at one but Teo doesn't stop as he takes her down with an armdrag before she stumbles back up and Teo back body drops her! He tags in Jenson as she stumbles up and shes whipped to the ropes by Teo who drops down so Pettis can step over Teo but Jenson hits a dropkick sending her down to the mats! Jenson and Teo get up and celebrate as Pettis wipes her head and brushes her hair back and tags in Void. Void and Jenson go at it before Void gets the upperhand whipping Jenson to the ropes but Void stops all momentum grabbing Jenson for a rock bottom but dropping him across his knee! Jenson flips to his stomach onto the mat where Void steps on the back of Jenson to hit the ropes! Jenson rolls over and lets Void step over and on-through to the ropes where Void comes back but Jenson goes for a dropkick. Void swats that shit away like Porzingas and lets Jenson crash down to the mat where Void grabs the back of Jensons head and pulls it back in a modified camel clutch with his knee in the back! The crowd boos! Jimmy Garcia: This match going back and forth already!Void has to let go as Jenson reaches the bottom rope and he tags in Pettis. Jenson gets to his feet but they both whip Jenson to the turnbuckles where Void comes in with a jumping knee to the chest and then Pettis with a jumping knee to the chest as well! Jenson stumbles out and Pettis hits a powerslam! She covers! One! Two! Teo comes in to save the count! Pettis shoves Teo back into his corner which prompts the ref to come over to stop Teo from arguing and Pettis and Void tee-off on Jenson! They begin to stomp and kick at him! The ref turns back and Void makes the ref believe he's the legal man. He picks up Jenson and whips him to the ropes but Jenson holds on! Void comes rushing over and Jenson back body drops Void over the ropes to the apron! Jenson turns around and Void shoots in for a spear through the ropes but Jenson sidesteps and shoves Void down onto the canvas! Jenson is stumbling around! Jimmy Garcia: He needs to make a tag!!JJ Biggs: This could be it!Pettis gets in the ring but Jenson hits a PELE KICK OUT OF MUSCLE MEMORY DESPITE NEVER REALLY DOING IT BEFORE! Pettis falls onto the canvas out of the ring and Jenson jumps up and tags in Teo!! Jimmy Garcia: HERE WE GO!!Teo springboards in and crossbodies Void!! Teo gets up and suicide dives through the ropes onto Pettis on the outside!! JJ Biggs: HOLY MOLY TEO WITH A WILD GUACAMOLE!Teo climbs up onto the apron and back to the top rope where he jumps off with a missle dropkick from the top rope taking Void down again!! Pettis gets back on the apron as Teo jumps and springboards off the middle rope but hits a forearm on Pettis knocking her off the apron the same time he springboards back and hits a 180 flying headbutt to the chest of Void taking him down again!! Jimmy Garcia: TEO IS A ONE MAN ARMY RIGHT NOW!Teo backs himself into the corner and is calling for the Blazing Knee!! JJ Biggs: THIS IS IT!Teo shoots out of the corner but Void ducks and Teo catches himself before he goes flying! Void is up and Teo hits a spinning trouble in paradise kick to Void sending him back into his own corner! Void tags in Pettis on the sly! The ref knows it! Teo turns around and Pettis goes for a move but Teo ducks and lets her hit the ropes and he picks her up on his shoulders and spins but Pettis gets out of it thanks to Void who pulls her down and Teo goes for a clothesline on Pettis but she ducks and Void hits a superkick into Teos head! He stumbles back and falls into his corner where Jenson is! They make contact! The ref says "TAG" huh? Teo gets up and goes for another move but Void ducks and Pettis hits a kick to his midsection and the ref is asking Teo to get out of the ring! Thats when Void grabs Jenson and pulls him through the ropes and starts stomping and beating on him! Teo is so confused and Pettis walks away but Void comes over and nails Teo in the head with a clubbing blow knocking Teo through the ropes out of the ring! The ref turns around as Pettis and Void hit Dark Days Ahead! Jenson is knocked out and totally didn't see it coming! One! Two! Three! Jimmy Garcia: THE GATE CRASHERS RETAIN BUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!Void and Pettis celebrate as they slide out of the ring and grab their CW Tag titles. Teo rolls into the ring and is asking the ref what just happened. The ref is trying to explain. JJ Biggs: Teo was on fire then all of a sudden he's not the legal man?!Jimmy Garcia: I guess we have replays!The replays show when Teo went down in his corner, Jenson and Teo "touched" each other and the ref thought it was a tag. We cut back to the ring where Teo just looks so disappointed at the ref. The ref is apologizing but telling them he called it how he saw it. Jenson is sitting up holding his chest and head as Teo comes over to check on his tag partner. Jimmy Garcia: Well, that just ain't right!JJ Biggs: I mean fair is fair, but we had a good Tag Team match happening and thats how it goes down?Jimmy Garcia: Ya just never know in Action Wrestling, I guess!We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 19, 2021 20:23:56 GMT -5
Soldado Fortuna vs. Regan Voorhees(c) Jimmy Garcia: Up next we have the cruiserweight title on the line as Regan Voorhees defends her title against Soldado Fortuna!JJ Biggs: This is going to be a hell of a match, Jimmy!Black smoke fills the top of the entrance ramp. Cut the Cord begins to play and out of the black smoke steps Soldado Fortuna, accompanied by Victoria Richardson. Both look out into the crowd, then at each other. Victoria gives Soldado a nod and he begins making his way down the ramp, his manager a step behind him, brandishing a microphone Victoria Richardson: Ladies and gentlemen, on his way to the ring as we speak, hailing from Tijuana, Mexico, he stands at six feet tall, he weighs in at 200 pounds, he is the client of yours truly, Victoria Richardson....I proudly present to you all...SOLDADO....FORTUNASoldado and Victoria enter the ring. Soldado heads to the turnbuckle and poses with his arms outstretched and his head to the sky, as Victoria emphatically points to her client. Soldado then sits on the top turnbuckle, as Victoria exits the ring. JJ Biggs: It’s been an up and down series of weeks for Soldado Fortuna, Jimmy!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, he lost a couple of weeks ago to Flop, but last week he took on newcomer Dutch Beekhoff and won! Will he be able to continue the momentum with the one prize he’s had his eye on here on CruiserClash??A gunshot echoes across the arena, followed by a second of silence before “Leader of the Pack” kicks in. A red glow bathes the arena, a single crimson spotlight tracking on the entryway over Regan Voorhees. The Duchess of Pork stands with her head bowed, a translucent white raincoat over her ring gear. Behind her back, she clutches a red croquet mallet. Regan looks up, eyes glinting with malice, as she glares at the ring. Her right hand pulls back the hood of her raincoat, revealing a mane of shoulder length blond hair. The croquet mallet dangles in her left hand for a moment, before she positions it over her shoulder and begins her walk to the ring. She glances occasionally to the crowd before turning her eyes away in abject disgust. At ringside, she climbs the steps and steps through the ropes. Giving her mallet a kiss for luck, she twirls it in her fingers before resting it across her shoulder once again. A wicked grin creeps across as her lips as she poses for the crowd, before advancing to her corner. Jimmy Garcia: Back-to-back weeks and Regan is defending her Cruiserweight title. She defeated Flop last week in a Street Fight!JJ Biggs: And what a street fight it was, Jimmy! There’s no telling how this match against Soldado is going to go tonight though!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Regan stuns Soldado with an elbow shot and backs him into the corner with some knife-edge chops. Soldado is dropped with a jumping DDT and Regan quickly scales the turnbuckles and executes a diving knee drop! Regan hits a lung blower and hooks the leg! ONEE!! T--NOOO! Soldado kicks out! Jimmy Garcia: MOMMA MIA! Regan came out swinging hard!JJ Biggs: Soldado looks surprised and frankly a bit pissed!Victoria slams her hands down on the mat yelling at Soldado to pick it up. Soldado takes down Regan with a dropkick and grabs Regan, executing a snap suplex. Soldado runs at Regan and nearly takes her head off with an enziguri. Before Soldado can hit another move, Regan rolls out of the ring. Soldado gives her no room to breathe as he nails a suicide dive! The crowd pops. Soldado rolls Regan back into the ring and applies an armbar, putting himself between Regan and the ropes! Jimmy Garcia: Smart move here by Soldado to block Regan from the ropes!JJ Biggs: Regan’s fighting it though! She’s pulling them both over!Jimmy Garcia: Soldado’s straining but Regan makes it to the ropes! Soldado takes the four count before letting go of the armbar!Soldado grabs Regan from behind but she jumps up and hits a back elbow. Regan locks in her own armbar in a standing position! Soldado pulls them both over to the ropes and Regan is forced to release the hold! Regan grabs Soldado and nails a swinging neckbreaker. She waits for him to get to his feet and runs at him, taking him down with a knee lift to the midsection before locking in a buffalo sleeper! JJ Biggs: Soldado is fading and Victoria is going crazy at ringside!Jimmy Garcia: The referee is checking on Soldado but he comes back to life and fights out of the sleeper hold!Regan whips Soldado across the ring and catches him with a one-knee codebreaker!! Jimmy Garcia: BELLE RINGER TO SOLDADO FORTUNA!!JJ Biggs: Regan has the leg hooked! She may retain the title!ONEEE!! TWOOO!!! THRE--NOOO! Soldado gets the shoulder up at the last second!! Regan grabs Soldado, but he fights out of her grip and ducks a clothesline. Soldado drops Regan down into a crossface! Regan’s eyes grow wide as she flails about, reaching for the ropes. She pulls the pair of them over to the ropes and grabs hold of them for dearl life! JJ Biggs: That looks like it drained some of Regan’s energy just to make it to the ropes!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, Soldado is doing a great job of wearing her down. Brainbuster by Soldado!Soldado goes up top and nails a corkscrew moonsault on Regan! Soldado locks in a Boston Crab and Regan yells out in pain but manages to make it to the ropes! Soldado grabs Regan and pulls her up and hops on the second turnbuckle for a tornado DDT! Soldado stalks Regan and nails a shining wizard as she gets to her feet! JJ Biggs: TIJUANA KISS TO REGAN VOORHEES!!Jimmy Garcia: She looks knocked out! We may have a new cruiserweight champion!!ONEEEE!! TWOOO!! THREE--NOOO!!! Regan gets the shoulder up! JJ Biggs: NO WAY! I didn’t even see daylight between the referee’s hand and the mat!Jimmy Garcia: Everyone is stunned and Victoria Richardson is LIVID at ringside.Victoria is up on the apron arguing with the referee about his slow count. The ref is telling her to get her sweet, delicious ass down! She keeps arguing with the ref as Soldado grabs Regan from behind and goes for a suplex but she backflips and lands on her feet! Soldado is shoved forward and.. Jimmy Garcia: LOOK OUT!!Soldado comes face to face with Richardson! They almost hit! Regan rolls Soldado up!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: WHAT?!Soldado gets up and can't believe it!! JJ Biggs: REGAN RETAINS!!Regan rolls out of the ring as Richardson gets back into the ring and is PISSED off! Soldado and Richardson argue with the ref as Regan smiles clutching her Cruiserweight Championship! Jimmy Garcia: I don't believe it! Regan got the win!JJ Biggs: I'm not sure it was super wise for Richardson to be arguing with the ref!Jimmy Garcia: It wasn't a slow count, but it wasn't a fast count either!We fade out as Soldado and Richardson are clearly frustrated and Regan is back up the ramp holding the CW title back up.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 19, 2021 20:27:50 GMT -5
Main Event If Mud Loses - No Longer Assistant GM Mud says This Match Won't Happen Jim Mud vs. Donald Deruty
We come back to CruiserClash as Imagine Dragons hits the airwaves and the crowd goes crazy. Donald Deruty blasts through the curtain and the crowd pops again as Deruty stands on the stage in his OG wrestling attire! Jimmy Garcia: It's main event time!! It's time to settle this once and for all!!JJ Biggs: D-Day has never looked better! He's ripped to shreds!!Day bounces down the ramp as Adilene hits the high notes announcing him to the ring. Day slides into the ring under the ropes and is ready for battle. The crowd cheering the entire time. Jimmy Garcia: Tonight, D-Day is going to put an end to this Jim Mud nonsense and Philidor Holdings business once and for all!JJ Biggs: Tonight, if Mud Loses he's out as Assistant and you heard it earlier, Day has no problems just firing his ass too and banning him from AW competition!Jimmy Garcia: And we weren't even sure this match would happen!JJ Biggs: I knew it would happen! In Deruty We Trust!Day paces back and forth but no music hits as Jim Mud just steps quietly out onto the stage from behind the curtain to a chorus of boos. Jim Mud: Deruty, please. This doesn't need to go down like this.Boooooos from the crowd. D-Day insisting this happen right now. Jim Mud: Sigh, one last time. Deruty, listen. I don't want my time as Assistant General Manager to end like this. We can think of another way.The crowd boos. Deruty smiles and yells from inside the ring to get his ass in that ring right now! The crowd pops. Jim Mud: Alright. Fine.Mud puts the microphone down. Jimmy Garcia: OH YEAH!! HERE WE GO!!Mud takes his cut-off sleeve shirt off and puts it down on the stage and starts to walk down the ramp. JJ Biggs: It's happening!! Mud and Deruty! Right here!Mud gets to the bottom of the ramp when the crowd boos as HR DEPARTMENT IS IN THE RING!! Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL!?Day turns around and Samson picks him up and hits a spinebuster!! Jimmy Garcia: WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?!! THEY'RE IN ACTION LATER TONIGHT ON CLASH BUT WHY!?!Mud is walking around the ring towards the timekeepers area as Samson and Garvey continue stomping on D-Day. Mud grabs a steel chair from the timekeepers area.. JJ Biggs: Whats he doing!?Mud slides in the chair and Peter picks it up. Samson picks up D-Day over his head and then throws him towards Garvey who BASEBALL-SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE SIDE OF DERUTYS HEAD!! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!! THAT SHOT!! MY GOD!! DAY IS OUT!!D-Day is coughing up blood already on the canvas and he turns over onto his stomach as Garvey swings the chair down onto the back of Derutys head! Jimmy Garcia: JESUS CHRIST!JJ Biggs: OH MY GOD SOMEONE STOP THIS!!AW Medics rush into the ring and Samson and Garvey exit. Mud nods at them thanking them for their service. HR Department leave up the ramp as Medics are checking on Derutys condition. Jimmy Garcia: ABSOLUTELY SICK!! THAT IS SICK!! MUD JUST HAD A HIT OUT ON DERUTY! JUST LIKE LAST TIME!! MUD LEAVES DERUTY A MESS INSIDE THAT RING!! A BLOODY MESS BECAUSE OF WHY?! BECAUSE MUD IS A SICK SON OF A BITCH!JJ Biggs: I can't believe what we just saw!!The head medic kneeling next to Deruty is trying to call for a stretcher but Jim Mud gets into the ring with a microphone. Jim Mud: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Wait just a minute.The crowd boos. Jim Mud: Before you put him on a stretcher and get him to our local hospital, I have a question, Doc.The crowd booing. Jimmy Garcia: What is Mud up to! Come on! D-Day needs medical attention!The doctor is confused and a bit afraid. Jim Mud: Is Donald Deruty unconscious?The doctor is yelling back at Mud and wants him to stop. Jim Mud: ANSWER ME!! IS.. D-Day.. UNCONSCIOUS?!The doctor looks down at D-Day and then back up at Mud. He nods yes. Jim Mud: Ok, so. As our General Manager lays unconscious, the GM duties of CruiserClash now belong to me for the time being..Jimmy Garcia: What is happening!?JJ Biggs: I don't know..Jim Mud: And as Assistant General Manager who has sole duties as our GM lays unconscious .. it's my duty to announce that the Main Event match between Donald Deruty and myself continue..The crowd boos. Jimmy Garcia: COME ON!! NO WAY!!JJ Biggs: THIS IS BULLSHIT!!Jim Mud: And as I have the sole GM duties for the time being, I uphold Days stipulation about me losing, however, I add that my stipulation be.. if I win the match... I become General Manager of CruiserClash...Mud smiles as he looks down at the knocked-out-cold D-Day. The Dr telling Mud to stop, the medical officials continue to try to get a stretcher in the ring. Jim Mud: That match begins now. Please, RING THE BELL.The timekeeper looks a bit frantic.. Jim Mud: RING THE BELL.. NOW!DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD THIS CANT BE HAPPENING?!JJ Biggs: BUT.. BUT.. HES RIGHT!! IF D-DAY IS OUT FOR ANY REASON.. THE ASSISTANT HAS THE AUTHORITY..Mud moves the Doctor out of the way and rolls D-Day onto his back. Mud covers as a ref looks disappointed and confused. Mud looks up at the ref and tells him "NOW". The ref bends down. Jimmy Garcia: NO!! THIS IS.. THIS IS.. NO!! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!One. Two. Three. DING DING DING JJ Biggs: I.. I.. what?!Mud stands up and looks down at D-Day as the Medics rush back in with a stretcher. Mud smiles as he stumbles back and leans against the ropes. The crowd is shocked. Jimmy Garcia has his hands on his head and is also just as shocked. JJ Biggs: What just happened?Jimmy Garcia: I think Mud is the General Manager of CruiserClash.. that's .. thats... thats what just happened.Mud smiles as the crowd is booing. D-Day is still knocked out. CruiserClash fades off the air.
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