Juggalo TV Episode Nine: Say my name... #012
Apr 3, 2021 7:57:24 GMT -5
Ned the Intern, Downfall, and 3 more like this
Post by Twiztid Insane on Apr 3, 2021 7:57:24 GMT -5
TWIZTID INSANE: ...fuckin' hell man, I thought we already cleared all this bullshit involving my name up. Like, for real. How fuckin' hard is it to remember that the names Twiztid, not Twizted. Fuck me... oh shi-
With a little bit of muffled laughter in the background from D, we're greeted with the regular introduction for JTV.
"GATHER ROUND JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES FOR THE GREATEST SHOW IN TOWN! This right here is the NINTH episode of Juggalo TV so prepare yourselves for one of, if not, the greatest internet talk shows that you will ever witness... and now... please allow me to introduce to you, your Ringmaster… THE ACTION WRESTLING JUGGALO TV CHAMPION... TWIZTID... IN... SANEEEEEE!"
As the introduction finishes, the cameras fade into the JTV newsroom where we can see the AW TV Champion, the backyard legend, Twiztid Insane.
TWIZTID INSANE: Whoop Whoop Muthafuckos and Muthafuckettes, its ya muthafuckin boy Twiztid Insane BACK at it again with another glorious episode of Juggalo TV. Todays episode we gonna talk about this muthafucka "Warpig." Fuck and I thought I had the dumbest nickname in AW. Fuckin hell. Look man, Imma just tell you straight up, G. You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell at beating me or taking my title from me. This is my championship, this is my time. It ain't your time, yet. This is my fuckin' time, yo. I'm on a whole new fuckin' level. I'm on fuckin' fire at the moment, yo. Devil's Gate has given me a whole new outlook on my run here, I felt like I was failing... you know? But they showed me that there is more to life than just feelin' sorry for myself. This life I'm livin has a whole new meaning to it. I thank Devils Gate for showing me that there is more to life. For giving me the push I needed. To give me the platform to show that I ain't a pushover. But...
Twiz laughs to himself.
TWIZTID INSANE: There's still people out there that don't give me the respect I thought I earned when I dethroned Downfall. There's still people out there, like you William, that don't give me that respect. That continue to provoke me... calling me by the wrong name. You can use your PTSD crutch all you want to be a disrespectful dickhead, I don't give a fuck. You know what? I know a doc that can help you once I kick your sorry ass. Devil's Gate can show you the light like they have for everyone else that has joined the family. We actually care here, we can get you the help you so clearly need. We can help you at Devil's Gate. Because you aren't gonna get it when your getting your head stomped in by me... which is exactly what I'm gonna do to you. I'm gonna send a message in our match... a message that shows that I am worthy of the respect I ask for. I'm the muthafuckin TV champion for a fucking reason. I put in WORK week after week after week with this belt and I don't bitch about it. I don't bitch about any person I'm put against, I will go out there and defend my belt every week until someone that deserves it finally deserves the spot takes it from me. Which, guess what William, ain't you. You ain't gonna be the one that takes this belt from me. That's for damn sure. You can claim all you want that you will run through one person after another, but that all stops when you get to me. That's when you realise that I ain't a fucking joke. That I'm somebody that you and the rest of AW should be taking seriously. That I am the muthafuckin Television Champion... that you should know by now how to say my fucking name. By now you should know who the fuck I am and what the fuck I'm about. That I am more than just a fucking internet personality, that I'm more than just some face painted dude in his mid thirties still trying to live out the best years of his life, still holding onto the juggalo lifestyle. Nah.
Twiz now look more serious, no joking about.
TWIZTID INSANE: I'm more than that. I'm more than you could ever dream of being.
As Twiz continues to talk he pulls a towel out from under the table and starts wiping the facepaint off.
TWIZTID INSANE: I've rarely shown my face with no paint on it before, maybe that's why no one takes me as seriously as they should. Cause they only see me as this fucking face-painted idiot that runs one of the highest rated tv talk shows on the internet. Maybe... just maybe if I get rid of it all then you'll take me serious.
By now most of the facepaint is off.
TWIZTID INSANE: William Feight, you mind if I call you Bill? Either way, you ain't ready for the wrath I'm about to rain down upon you, you fucking mark. After this I will have done everything I can in my power to show that I am worthy of the respect I demand. By the end of this match I will have you say my muthafuckin name CORRECTLY. I'm here to stay at the top of the mountain with this JTV championship. I don't plan on losing this anytime soon. Just before we wrap up, I touched on it before, but it seems you don't know how my name is pronounced, now I don't know if that's your PTSD or somethin', so here, I'll say it so you don't forget again.
The camera zooms right in on Charlie's face, face paint rubbed off, with only a few patches of it left on the sides of his face.
TWIZTID INSANE: It's Twiztid Insane, bitch.
And with that, Juggalo TV goes off the air, with the last thing you see being the JTV logo
With a little bit of muffled laughter in the background from D, we're greeted with the regular introduction for JTV.
"GATHER ROUND JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES FOR THE GREATEST SHOW IN TOWN! This right here is the NINTH episode of Juggalo TV so prepare yourselves for one of, if not, the greatest internet talk shows that you will ever witness... and now... please allow me to introduce to you, your Ringmaster… THE ACTION WRESTLING JUGGALO TV CHAMPION... TWIZTID... IN... SANEEEEEE!"
As the introduction finishes, the cameras fade into the JTV newsroom where we can see the AW TV Champion, the backyard legend, Twiztid Insane.
TWIZTID INSANE: Whoop Whoop Muthafuckos and Muthafuckettes, its ya muthafuckin boy Twiztid Insane BACK at it again with another glorious episode of Juggalo TV. Todays episode we gonna talk about this muthafucka "Warpig." Fuck and I thought I had the dumbest nickname in AW. Fuckin hell. Look man, Imma just tell you straight up, G. You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell at beating me or taking my title from me. This is my championship, this is my time. It ain't your time, yet. This is my fuckin' time, yo. I'm on a whole new fuckin' level. I'm on fuckin' fire at the moment, yo. Devil's Gate has given me a whole new outlook on my run here, I felt like I was failing... you know? But they showed me that there is more to life than just feelin' sorry for myself. This life I'm livin has a whole new meaning to it. I thank Devils Gate for showing me that there is more to life. For giving me the push I needed. To give me the platform to show that I ain't a pushover. But...
Twiz laughs to himself.
TWIZTID INSANE: There's still people out there that don't give me the respect I thought I earned when I dethroned Downfall. There's still people out there, like you William, that don't give me that respect. That continue to provoke me... calling me by the wrong name. You can use your PTSD crutch all you want to be a disrespectful dickhead, I don't give a fuck. You know what? I know a doc that can help you once I kick your sorry ass. Devil's Gate can show you the light like they have for everyone else that has joined the family. We actually care here, we can get you the help you so clearly need. We can help you at Devil's Gate. Because you aren't gonna get it when your getting your head stomped in by me... which is exactly what I'm gonna do to you. I'm gonna send a message in our match... a message that shows that I am worthy of the respect I ask for. I'm the muthafuckin TV champion for a fucking reason. I put in WORK week after week after week with this belt and I don't bitch about it. I don't bitch about any person I'm put against, I will go out there and defend my belt every week until someone that deserves it finally deserves the spot takes it from me. Which, guess what William, ain't you. You ain't gonna be the one that takes this belt from me. That's for damn sure. You can claim all you want that you will run through one person after another, but that all stops when you get to me. That's when you realise that I ain't a fucking joke. That I'm somebody that you and the rest of AW should be taking seriously. That I am the muthafuckin Television Champion... that you should know by now how to say my fucking name. By now you should know who the fuck I am and what the fuck I'm about. That I am more than just a fucking internet personality, that I'm more than just some face painted dude in his mid thirties still trying to live out the best years of his life, still holding onto the juggalo lifestyle. Nah.
Twiz now look more serious, no joking about.
TWIZTID INSANE: I'm more than that. I'm more than you could ever dream of being.
As Twiz continues to talk he pulls a towel out from under the table and starts wiping the facepaint off.
TWIZTID INSANE: I've rarely shown my face with no paint on it before, maybe that's why no one takes me as seriously as they should. Cause they only see me as this fucking face-painted idiot that runs one of the highest rated tv talk shows on the internet. Maybe... just maybe if I get rid of it all then you'll take me serious.
By now most of the facepaint is off.
TWIZTID INSANE: William Feight, you mind if I call you Bill? Either way, you ain't ready for the wrath I'm about to rain down upon you, you fucking mark. After this I will have done everything I can in my power to show that I am worthy of the respect I demand. By the end of this match I will have you say my muthafuckin name CORRECTLY. I'm here to stay at the top of the mountain with this JTV championship. I don't plan on losing this anytime soon. Just before we wrap up, I touched on it before, but it seems you don't know how my name is pronounced, now I don't know if that's your PTSD or somethin', so here, I'll say it so you don't forget again.
The camera zooms right in on Charlie's face, face paint rubbed off, with only a few patches of it left on the sides of his face.
TWIZTID INSANE: It's Twiztid Insane, bitch.
And with that, Juggalo TV goes off the air, with the last thing you see being the JTV logo