Da Wun Kynd Ov Bote Dey Kan Neva Eva Synk
Mar 28, 2021 17:17:41 GMT -5
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Post by NATE on Mar 28, 2021 17:17:41 GMT -5
NATE and his adopted Mother are sat at home watching Television together. Traw Ma is worried, NATE has been quiet all week, which isn’t like him at all. To be honest, he’s been quiet since his relationship with Matthias Mintzel broke down but she knows full well things are worse now and that NATE is in real danger.
She’s met James Nightingale, she’s seen what he’s done to people.
She knows NATE doesn’t stand a chance, she’s worried, he’s worried. It’s been a rough week.
At least the TV should distract them, NATE’s favourite is on, My Little Pony:
NATE gets excited.
NATE: Duz Dat Meen Mi An Matty Ass Wil B Frendz Agen 1 Dae
Traw Ma: Sweetie I’m sorry, I don’t think that’s going to happen. He’s changed…
NATE looks sad.
Traw Ma feels sad too. She misses Matthias more than she thought she would and this stupid cartoon isn’t making her feel any better, she flicks over to where (ironically) Friends is on…
Joey ponders the answer to the question.
NATE: Moma Wots Da Wun Kynd Ov Bote Dey Kan Neva Eva Synk
NATE looks sad. He had a friend one and that friend was Matthias and now Matthias was angry with him and didn’t want to be his friend any more. He’d tried everything he could think of, even a petition with over 100 names on it, but Matthias didn’t seem interested at all. Sure, he’d cost James Nightingale a chance at being in the Time Bomb match, but he didn’t mean to, it sort of just happened.
Traw Ma feels quilty about changing the channel to 2 people talking about friendship at this sensitive time and quickly changes it over again, The Hangover is on and Zach Galafianakis’ character is singing:
NATE feels sad. He remembers when he was friends with James Nightingale and Matthias Mintzel at the same time. It feels like a long time ago but really it was only about a month since Team NATEingale actually did win a match in the tournament to reach the Time Bomb match. What was it Matthias used to always say? “please don’t embarass me you absolute fucking idiot”, that was it. Oh how NATE missed those days, he wished more than anything that he could go back to those times, things hadn’t been the same since they fell out.
Traw Ma, now mortified and more than a little miffed at the run of clips being show on TV changes over to a music channel, Marshmello and Ann-Marie are on:
What the hell! Traw Ma yells out without thinking, startling NATE. It had never been supposed to get serious between her and Matthias and it hadn’t, not really. But she wished he was here tonight. NATE was easier when he was around, she knew he didn’t want to be a father figure, and he’d have killed her for calling him that even a month ago, but he was really good at it. NATE loved Matthias, and she was fond of him too. Could she blame him for being frustrated with NATE most the time? No. Did she wish things had gone differently? Yes.
It was supposed to be an arrangement of convenience, but if that was all it was, why did she miss him?
And how was she supposed to reconcile that feeling with the very real fact that Matthias and his psycho friend definitely Nightnigale, absolutely, 100%, positively wanted to kill her adopted son?
NATE: Moma Kan Eye Asc U Sumfin
Traw Ma: Of course.
NATE: Doo Matty Ass An Jayms Wont 2 Kil Mi
Traw Ma: No! Sweetie! Definitely not! Why would you think that?
NATE: Jayms Kieps Sayin Hi Wonts 2 Kil Mi
Traw Ma: Maybe he does a little bit but I’m sure he won’t… this time next week it’ll all be over, darling.
NATE: Am Eye Gowing 2 Di
Traw Ma: No NATE, we’ll figure something out.
Traw Ma hates lying to NATE. James Nightingale might kill NATE, obviously that’s a possibility and she couldn’t stop it.
NATE: Eyem Scaird Ov Jayms Nytingayl
Traw Ma: I am too NATE, a bit, he’s a scary man.
NATE: Eye Wishh Dat Matty Ass Neva Bee Kaym Frends Wiv Hym An Woz Jus Frends Wiv Mi
Traw Ma: Me too.
They sit in a sad silence for a few seconds, Traw Ma realises she has to keep his spirits up.
Traw Ma: How about some Spongebob!
NATE: Eye Luv Spunjbob
Traw Ma throws the remote at the TV screen, making a huge crack down the middle of it and breaking it.
Traw Ma: What the fuck is this?! Some kind of joke?! How many TV shows are there about fucking friendship?!?!?!
NATE: R U Gona Stopp Beeing Mi Frend 2
Traw Ma: No NATE.
Weirdly, she thinks she means it. A year or so ago she’d have been quite happy ditching the big lump but she’d grown fond of (or at least used to) him. She hoped he didn’t die at the hands of James Nightingale and she wished things had carried on as they were, her, Matthias and NATE were a weird little group but she had actually come to like it.
Traw Ma: NATE, listen to me. You can do this.
NATE: Wot
Traw Ma: You can beat James Nightingale.
NATE: Du U Fink Sow
Traw Ma: Matthias was a good trainer, right?!
NATE: Da Bessd
Traw Ma: So you’ve learnt something from him, surely? The last few months you’ve been a bit better in the ring, haven’t you? Like you beat Bam Beefer and you nearly won the Hardcore Title. There must have been bigger upsets in Action Wrestling? All you need is one chance, you just need to make sure that if he makes one mistake, or slips up for one second you take advantage. Do you think you can do that? You’ve always wanted to be a serious pro wrestler, now is your chance? It’s kinda now or never really, you might not be physically able to wrestle ever again if you don’t…
NATE: Ye Downt Wurry Moma Eye Wil Beet Jayms Nytingayl An Den Matty Ass An Jayms Wil Wont 2 B Mi Frend Agen An Eye Wil B Bak Inn Da Lossd Bried An Eye Wil B Matty Asses Bod E Gard Agen An Evry Fing Wil B Bak 2 Normle
Traw Ma could cry.
Poor, sweet boy.
He has no idea what’s coming. He can’t stop it, she can’t stop it, Matthias won’t stop it, James Nightingale wouldn’t stop it even if he could. The pair of them had kidded themselves for too long, NATE doesn’t belong here. Now, alone with no help, he was going to be brutally exposed and there was nothing anyone could do about it.
They needed a miracle and she knew it. She also knew one was not coming.
She’s met James Nightingale, she’s seen what he’s done to people.
She knows NATE doesn’t stand a chance, she’s worried, he’s worried. It’s been a rough week.
At least the TV should distract them, NATE’s favourite is on, My Little Pony:
Twilight Sparkle: Friendship isn’t always easy but there’s no doubt it’s worth fighting for!
NATE gets excited.
NATE: Duz Dat Meen Mi An Matty Ass Wil B Frendz Agen 1 Dae
Traw Ma: Sweetie I’m sorry, I don’t think that’s going to happen. He’s changed…
NATE looks sad.
Traw Ma feels sad too. She misses Matthias more than she thought she would and this stupid cartoon isn’t making her feel any better, she flicks over to where (ironically) Friends is on…
Male Nanny played by Freddie Prinze Jr: What’s the one kind of boat they can never ever sink?
Joey ponders the answer to the question.
NATE: Moma Wots Da Wun Kynd Ov Bote Dey Kan Neva Eva Synk
Male Nanny played by Freddie Prinze Jr: A Friend-ship!
NATE looks sad. He had a friend one and that friend was Matthias and now Matthias was angry with him and didn’t want to be his friend any more. He’d tried everything he could think of, even a petition with over 100 names on it, but Matthias didn’t seem interested at all. Sure, he’d cost James Nightingale a chance at being in the Time Bomb match, but he didn’t mean to, it sort of just happened.
Traw Ma feels quilty about changing the channel to 2 people talking about friendship at this sensitive time and quickly changes it over again, The Hangover is on and Zach Galafianakis’ character is singing:
Alan: We're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have
We're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have
We're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have
And We'll Never ever ever ever
Leave Each other
NATE feels sad. He remembers when he was friends with James Nightingale and Matthias Mintzel at the same time. It feels like a long time ago but really it was only about a month since Team NATEingale actually did win a match in the tournament to reach the Time Bomb match. What was it Matthias used to always say? “please don’t embarass me you absolute fucking idiot”, that was it. Oh how NATE missed those days, he wished more than anything that he could go back to those times, things hadn’t been the same since they fell out.
Traw Ma, now mortified and more than a little miffed at the run of clips being show on TV changes over to a music channel, Marshmello and Ann-Marie are on:
F-R-I-E-N-D-S
That's how you fucking spell "friends"
F-R-I-E-N-D-S
What the hell! Traw Ma yells out without thinking, startling NATE. It had never been supposed to get serious between her and Matthias and it hadn’t, not really. But she wished he was here tonight. NATE was easier when he was around, she knew he didn’t want to be a father figure, and he’d have killed her for calling him that even a month ago, but he was really good at it. NATE loved Matthias, and she was fond of him too. Could she blame him for being frustrated with NATE most the time? No. Did she wish things had gone differently? Yes.
It was supposed to be an arrangement of convenience, but if that was all it was, why did she miss him?
And how was she supposed to reconcile that feeling with the very real fact that Matthias and his psycho friend definitely Nightnigale, absolutely, 100%, positively wanted to kill her adopted son?
NATE: Moma Kan Eye Asc U Sumfin
Traw Ma: Of course.
NATE: Doo Matty Ass An Jayms Wont 2 Kil Mi
Traw Ma: No! Sweetie! Definitely not! Why would you think that?
NATE: Jayms Kieps Sayin Hi Wonts 2 Kil Mi
Traw Ma: Maybe he does a little bit but I’m sure he won’t… this time next week it’ll all be over, darling.
NATE: Am Eye Gowing 2 Di
Traw Ma: No NATE, we’ll figure something out.
Traw Ma hates lying to NATE. James Nightingale might kill NATE, obviously that’s a possibility and she couldn’t stop it.
NATE: Eyem Scaird Ov Jayms Nytingayl
Traw Ma: I am too NATE, a bit, he’s a scary man.
NATE: Eye Wishh Dat Matty Ass Neva Bee Kaym Frends Wiv Hym An Woz Jus Frends Wiv Mi
Traw Ma: Me too.
They sit in a sad silence for a few seconds, Traw Ma realises she has to keep his spirits up.
Traw Ma: How about some Spongebob!
NATE: Eye Luv Spunjbob
Spongebob: F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea
Traw Ma throws the remote at the TV screen, making a huge crack down the middle of it and breaking it.
Traw Ma: What the fuck is this?! Some kind of joke?! How many TV shows are there about fucking friendship?!?!?!
NATE: R U Gona Stopp Beeing Mi Frend 2
Traw Ma: No NATE.
Weirdly, she thinks she means it. A year or so ago she’d have been quite happy ditching the big lump but she’d grown fond of (or at least used to) him. She hoped he didn’t die at the hands of James Nightingale and she wished things had carried on as they were, her, Matthias and NATE were a weird little group but she had actually come to like it.
Traw Ma: NATE, listen to me. You can do this.
NATE: Wot
Traw Ma: You can beat James Nightingale.
NATE: Du U Fink Sow
Traw Ma: Matthias was a good trainer, right?!
NATE: Da Bessd
Traw Ma: So you’ve learnt something from him, surely? The last few months you’ve been a bit better in the ring, haven’t you? Like you beat Bam Beefer and you nearly won the Hardcore Title. There must have been bigger upsets in Action Wrestling? All you need is one chance, you just need to make sure that if he makes one mistake, or slips up for one second you take advantage. Do you think you can do that? You’ve always wanted to be a serious pro wrestler, now is your chance? It’s kinda now or never really, you might not be physically able to wrestle ever again if you don’t…
NATE: Ye Downt Wurry Moma Eye Wil Beet Jayms Nytingayl An Den Matty Ass An Jayms Wil Wont 2 B Mi Frend Agen An Eye Wil B Bak Inn Da Lossd Bried An Eye Wil B Matty Asses Bod E Gard Agen An Evry Fing Wil B Bak 2 Normle
Traw Ma could cry.
Poor, sweet boy.
He has no idea what’s coming. He can’t stop it, she can’t stop it, Matthias won’t stop it, James Nightingale wouldn’t stop it even if he could. The pair of them had kidded themselves for too long, NATE doesn’t belong here. Now, alone with no help, he was going to be brutally exposed and there was nothing anyone could do about it.
They needed a miracle and she knew it. She also knew one was not coming.