The Fox Report 01x10: What the Fox says!
Mar 28, 2021 13:07:25 GMT -5
CJ Phoenix, Minka Starr, and 1 more like this
Post by Tsukiko on Mar 28, 2021 13:07:25 GMT -5
{"The Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Championship."
"Both as professionals and as competitors, we must all strive to reach the pinnacle of what it means to be the best within this sport that we are so enamored with. From the moment that we fell in love with this sport, we made an oath to succeed and bet upon ourselves that we would one day become the one that represents the very best within our industry. With every day spent training, every year spent perfecting our craft, we strive for the opportunity to reach that goal; to become known as champion."}
"Both as professionals and as competitors, we must all strive to reach the pinnacle of what it means to be the best within this sport that we are so enamored with. From the moment that we fell in love with this sport, we made an oath to succeed and bet upon ourselves that we would one day become the one that represents the very best within our industry. With every day spent training, every year spent perfecting our craft, we strive for the opportunity to reach that goal; to become known as champion."}
"You're a lyin' fuck if ya say otherwise."
{"Yet, along the way we often find ourselves taking different paths as we travel upon the quest of acceptance and validation. For some, the pure and honest spirit of competition must be upheld while demonstrating and maintaining the best qualities that humankind possesses. For those brave souls, being the best does not mean compromising what it means to be who they are. They refuse to lose themselves to the temptations brought on by desperation and greed."}
"For others?"
{"For others, the descent into the darkness is inevitable and they become the shining examples of what it means to be the worst. Although their love was once innocent and pure, they have long since succumbed to the rigors of being a warrior; allowing desperation and greed to drive them. Like snakes, they seek to slither their way to the top through dishonorable deceptions and hollow words designed to hurt."}
"Seems pretty sus."
{"Quite so."}
"So, where do Curtain Jerker Phoenix and the marvelously marginal Minka Starr stand?"
{"Phoenix-kun is of the second variety; despite being so vastly talented, he has long since found himself deep within the depths of despair. He no longer considers himself to be worthy enough to strive for his original goal and has taken this misguided path that only leads to his ruin. With a silver tongue and a desire to unleash his inner self-loathing, he acts like a petulant child throwing a tantrum; if he isn't allowed a sense of validation, then nobody else will be allowed to either.?'}
"But....isn't a sense of validity something that he preaches about not needing? That he is confident in who is and what he can do."
{"A flagrant and habitual liar that is under the false assumption that if he buries his insecurities deep enough underneath the veiled travesty of cultural appropriation."}
"Meaning?"
{"Meaning that Phoenix-kun is the equivalent of a bastardized Netflix adaptation. Which is fine. If he wishes to continue acting as if he were some sort of villain then I am more than willing to accommodate him by portraying the protagonist that ultimately defeats him when the chips are down. Like I have done to Starr-chan and Masuda-san, I have no problem acting as the spoiler to his malignant ambitions."}[/dont]
"The Goku to his Frieza?"
{"Not the first example I would have chosen, but yes. The Son Goku to his Frieza.""
"Alrighty then, what about Minka?"
{"Starr-chan is still too new to be classified in either category. There are moments in which she shows a more diabolical nature when speaking to those that are not warriors. Yet, there is no denying that her victory over Flop and the success in Bouchet-kun's contest are truly inspiring. Even so, that does not change the fact that I have already proven to be the more skilled combatant; both against Bouchet-kun and Starr-chan herself. Therefore, much like last time, I am going into our match with the intention of attaining victory."}
"Sounds 'bout right! However, which category are you in? Just so the fans at home are clear."
{ "I am the unwavering warrior who seeks only to bring out the greatest of fights to the Action Wrestling fans. To fulfill that desire I must climb to the top of the mountain, challenge Spayde-chan in glorious combat, and reign supreme as the Cruiserweight Champion."}
"You make it sound easier than it is."
{"Cause it will be easy. Neither Phoenix-kun nor Starr-chan has the conviction needed to give the fans what they want; a proper FIGHT!"}