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Post by Darren Marsh LVPD on Mar 24, 2021 12:10:25 GMT -5
Darren Marsh: I can't wait to get my hands around the throat of ol' Julian Park! That boy gon' be taught a lesson! Ya hear me?
Big Bubba: Yeah sir. Anything you want me to do I'ma do it. You know that. I'll CRUSH him.
Darren Marsh: Yeah what you reading?
Big Bubba: Thanks to my tracphone you got me I'm reading the internet. I haven't been on a cellular phone ever sir.
Darren Marsh: Well, what ya reading?!
Big Bubba: This article talking about you and me sharing a cell. This podcaster is that what its called? A podcaster?
Darren Marsh: No, it's called a podcast.
Big Bubba: Oh this podcast with a cheesburger said you and I shared a cell and we had sexual relations.
Darren Marsh: THEY SAID WHAT?!
Big Bubba: Yeah sir this is not right.
Officer Marsh takes the phone and reads it and grows furious. He thrashes it on the ground breaking it in half! Marsh stomps on it over and over and over!
Darren Marsh: WE NEVER HAD SEX! YOU LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS DELICIOUS MEAT BUT I OFFERED YOU A WAY OUT!! WHY DON'T THEY KNOW THAT?
Big Bubba: I dunno sir.
Darren Marsh: I swear to god if Julian Park got his scummy little family in some other country to hack that podcast and say those things about me OH IM GONNA CHOKE HIM! IM GONNA CHOKE HIM SO BAD!
Big Bubba: What about Randy Buster sir?
Darren Marsh: HES GOING TO GET SMASHED! YOU SMASH THAT OLD PIECE OF SHIT BUSTER. I'LL CHOKE THAT BACKSTABBING SHIT PARK. TIMEBOMB WILL BE GLORIOUS!
Marsh steps over the broken phone debris and slides his glasses on. He looks up at the truckstop they're at.
Darren Marsh: Come on, I'll buy you a new trackphone.
Big Bubba: Yes sir.
The scene fades.
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