Post by Karlie Nash on Mar 24, 2021 3:30:02 GMT -5
The screen slowly fades into the Minnesota Fundamentalist Church Compound, more specifically the residence of church leader Karlie. She stands at the kitchen counter pouring herself a cup of coffee, a hand reaches in and grabs the cup.
Thanks.
Karlie smiles at her stepmom, Tracy.
Karlie: Man, I’m glad I didn’t have to stay in Vegas just cut a promo then leave, and I haven’t watched Clash yet.
Tracy: Well you should, but I know you’ll be pissed when you see the match stipulation for your match at Timebomb.
Karlie: I guess I’ll watch it later then.
Karlie arrives back from her run, she sits on the couch opens her laptop and watches the replay of Cruiserclash.
Karlie: Are you fucking kidding.
Tracy walks into the living room.
Karlie: Is this shit for real?.
Tracy: Judging by your reaction you’ve watched the show.
Karlie: Yeah.
Tracy: I couldn’t believe it either, who actually thinks people want to wrestle in Mud.
Karlie: Jim Mud and Action Wrestling, apparently.
Tracy: It’s completely degrading.
Karlie: Of course it is. This is the one time I don’t think the tag team titles are really worth the effort and you know the Philidor puppet asshole has something up his sleeve.
Tracy: I don’t doubt that.
Karlie placed her laptop on the coffee table.
Karlie: I’m gonna go take a shower.
Karlie and Lacey are walking towards the car after their walk in the woods, as they are driving towards the compound Karlie notices something and stops, she pulls the car over and steps out.
I never thought Action Wrestling would stoop the these levels just to sell a pay per view, but it appears they have done just that.
The camera pans up to a billboard promoting the Cruiserweight Tag team title match.
Realy Mud, a mud pit match, fuck Cruiserclash has gone into the toilet. You must really hate women huh, resorting to putting five talented women in a mud match, why is that, because your stuck in Chiefhawk County sniffing the discarded panties you stole from Ash Blake’s laundry, yes this match is for the Cruiserweight tag team champions, I’ve held them three times, I know Teo and Andre really don’t give a fuck they just want to keep the titles for another ninety four days. Pineapple Promenade on the other hand they may actually be into this kind of thing, they’ve always seemed a little kinky to me, and honestly I don’t understand Void and Pettis motivation other than an attempt to secure titles after numerous failed attempts at the Cruiserweight title, I’m not afraid to get my hands dirty, but this match sucks, but I guess I have to do what it takes to become Cruiserweight tag champion for a fourth time.
Karlie leans against the billboard.
Four teams stand in our way to achieve that goal, First is Pineapple Promenade, kinda feel bad for you, you legit got screwed out of the tag titles, and to be honest I think Teo and Andre were in on it, We’ll fight in this match like we’ve fought every time we’ve faced other in the past, tooth and nail, you have something to prove and so do we, the difference is when it's all on the line, we always rise to the occasion and win. Gatecrashers, two individuals coming together for a chance at tag team glory. Sorry on our watch, two failed single wrestler forming a team still spells failure.
I have no idea what a Juggalo is, and honestly I don’t care, Nikola and I haven’t busted our butts for years to lose to two faced painted morons, Nikola she hates clowns, which means both of you are completely fucked, Nikola is probably going to try and kill both of you, you’ve been warned.
Teo, Andre, I know I can’t prove it yet, but I know both of you were instrumental in Azurine and Nidrah losing the tag titles, I never trusted either of you, your good guy act is a complete fraud, and I won’t hesitate to beat both of you half to death to get back what is ours the Cruiserweight tag team titles.
Thanks.
Karlie smiles at her stepmom, Tracy.
Karlie: Man, I’m glad I didn’t have to stay in Vegas just cut a promo then leave, and I haven’t watched Clash yet.
Tracy: Well you should, but I know you’ll be pissed when you see the match stipulation for your match at Timebomb.
Karlie: I guess I’ll watch it later then.
Karlie arrives back from her run, she sits on the couch opens her laptop and watches the replay of Cruiserclash.
Karlie: Are you fucking kidding.
Tracy walks into the living room.
Karlie: Is this shit for real?.
Tracy: Judging by your reaction you’ve watched the show.
Karlie: Yeah.
Tracy: I couldn’t believe it either, who actually thinks people want to wrestle in Mud.
Karlie: Jim Mud and Action Wrestling, apparently.
Tracy: It’s completely degrading.
Karlie: Of course it is. This is the one time I don’t think the tag team titles are really worth the effort and you know the Philidor puppet asshole has something up his sleeve.
Tracy: I don’t doubt that.
Karlie placed her laptop on the coffee table.
Karlie: I’m gonna go take a shower.
Karlie and Lacey are walking towards the car after their walk in the woods, as they are driving towards the compound Karlie notices something and stops, she pulls the car over and steps out.
I never thought Action Wrestling would stoop the these levels just to sell a pay per view, but it appears they have done just that.
The camera pans up to a billboard promoting the Cruiserweight Tag team title match.
Realy Mud, a mud pit match, fuck Cruiserclash has gone into the toilet. You must really hate women huh, resorting to putting five talented women in a mud match, why is that, because your stuck in Chiefhawk County sniffing the discarded panties you stole from Ash Blake’s laundry, yes this match is for the Cruiserweight tag team champions, I’ve held them three times, I know Teo and Andre really don’t give a fuck they just want to keep the titles for another ninety four days. Pineapple Promenade on the other hand they may actually be into this kind of thing, they’ve always seemed a little kinky to me, and honestly I don’t understand Void and Pettis motivation other than an attempt to secure titles after numerous failed attempts at the Cruiserweight title, I’m not afraid to get my hands dirty, but this match sucks, but I guess I have to do what it takes to become Cruiserweight tag champion for a fourth time.
Karlie leans against the billboard.
Four teams stand in our way to achieve that goal, First is Pineapple Promenade, kinda feel bad for you, you legit got screwed out of the tag titles, and to be honest I think Teo and Andre were in on it, We’ll fight in this match like we’ve fought every time we’ve faced other in the past, tooth and nail, you have something to prove and so do we, the difference is when it's all on the line, we always rise to the occasion and win. Gatecrashers, two individuals coming together for a chance at tag team glory. Sorry on our watch, two failed single wrestler forming a team still spells failure.
I have no idea what a Juggalo is, and honestly I don’t care, Nikola and I haven’t busted our butts for years to lose to two faced painted morons, Nikola she hates clowns, which means both of you are completely fucked, Nikola is probably going to try and kill both of you, you’ve been warned.
Teo, Andre, I know I can’t prove it yet, but I know both of you were instrumental in Azurine and Nidrah losing the tag titles, I never trusted either of you, your good guy act is a complete fraud, and I won’t hesitate to beat both of you half to death to get back what is ours the Cruiserweight tag team titles.