Post by Joey Bunga on Mar 23, 2021 18:26:17 GMT -5
HERE I AM, THE CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG!
LETS GET SOME CATNIP BEFORE WARPIG TAKES A CATNAP!
LETS GET SOME CATNIP BEFORE WARPIG TAKES A CATNAP!
Joey Bunga: Warpig, you're a giant pussy! If I had a quarter for every time someone came back from killing women and children overseas and told me they had PTSD because of it, I'd have a SHITLOAD OF QUARTERS!! You're a sack of shit who can't handle the sack! You don't have wife problems, you got DICK problems cause you're dick is as broken as our MILITARY!
LOOK AT THIS DUD AND LOOK AT ME; THE STUD!
Joey Bunga: You 210 pound DORK. You use a womans theme song! You're so sad you heisted the two-time World Champions theme song! You're not a bad girl YOU'RE a DUMB GIRL!
GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE BEFORE I GIVE THIS CLOWN THE LOW THREE COUNT!
Joey Bunga: You deserve to grilled, roasted on an open flame for just how dumb you look. Camo pants? We can't see your legs just like the wife can't see YOUR DICK!
THIS PIG IS A WARCRIME AGAINST HUMANITY. HE DESERVES TO BE KNOCKED OUT BY THE KNOCKOUT.
Joey Bunga: Theres two major differences between you and I, Warpig. One you're a loser and two IM NOT A DORK!
THIS SHITSTAIN SMELLS SO BAD HIS WIFE HUNG HERSELF*
*Probably?
*Probably?
Joey Bunga: I'm here for Championships and accolades. You're here for putting the real talent over and acting all crazy in a violent drunken rage.
BUD LIGHT SELTZERS AM I RIGHT? HOW MANY CAPRI-SUNS YOU HAVE WITH THAT LUNCHABLE, DIPSHIT?
Joey Bunga: You wouldn't last 10 seconds on the shore with me, bub, you wouldn't last ten seconds with a fat girl. You wouldn't last 10 seconds if your wife just told you she loved you.
SHE WONT FORGIVE YOU AND NEITHER WILL GOD. THERES NO HEAVEN FOR LOSERS HHAHAHAHAHA
Joey Bunga: Your dick is so small it fits into the cap of a Bic pen. The same pen you'll write your suicide letter with once you lose to me.
TICK TICK TICK. HEAR THAT? AT TIMEBOMB YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW UP. THE PAKISTAN SAND AINT GOT NOTHING ON THE FIST I PACK, STAN!!
Joey Bunga: You want to fix your problems in a wrestling ring? You need medication, you loser. Go see a therapist. Bipolar is no joke, my man.
THE ONLY BIPOLAR YOU WILL SEE IS ME EATING YOUR INSIDES LIKE A POLAR BEAR AND YOU'RE A FISH TRYING TO SWIM UPSTREAM, JACK!
Joey Bunga: Get your best dressed blues on. Wave to the American people. Point your boots to the North and kiss them goodbye, Pig. Salute them all cause this Sunday you're being shipped off a loser.
IF I WAS GOING TO SALUTE YOU. IT WOULD BE TWO MIDDLE FINGERS. HOPE YOUR WIFE LIKES EAST COAST BOYS CAUSE IM SMASHING HER ALL NIGHT. DEUCES YOU DOUCHE!!