Post by Katta Pult on Mar 21, 2021 22:42:59 GMT -5
Katta and Orret arrive at a door labeled “The Famous Wrestling Radioshow” with a note saying don’t enter. Katta suplexes the door off it hinges and barges in. The hosts are there, one is a British Guy and the other wears a Hamburger Helmet. They protest her intrusion but shut up when she hammerfists their table.
”You’re the two knuckleheads who denied validity of my Best Buttocks in Sports: 2018 award!”
They seem confused because she’s asking about the butt award and not the denial about her Hall of Fame achievement.
”You said you’d seen tennis players with better butts that year. HA! All those tennis girls have butts that look like two kneecaps hanging from their lowerbacks. Take a look at this. “
She turns so they can feast their eyes on her booty, which is glorified in jeans so tight it looks like they were painted on. The hosts are in awe of the wonderbutt in their midst.
”100% Olympic power squats, protein, and beef products. And the actual award.”
She gestures and Orret places the legitimate Best Buttocks in Sports: 2018 Award on the table. The hosts bust out laughing.
”Come on, Orret had his hands on it so we can’t take that seriously,” says Hamburger Helmet.
He’s made a critical error. He’s sullied the integrity of an honest and renowned salesman-turned-lawyer. Orret launches across the table at them but Katta pulls him back and calms him.
”Keep your dog on a leash, Kat. Besides, shouldn’t you be off training for your opponent since he’ll actually be someone who isn’t you?” snaps the British Guy.
Orret lunges at him but again Katta restrains him and whispers something to him that calms him down. He removes the award and goes about putting it up for sale on Orbits.com.
”Oh, you mean Sebastain Lang? The guy who is from VERY FAR AWAY? The guy who does his moves a VERY sort of way? The guy who’s part of a tag team that stunk up the tag division so VERY much that management booked them in singles, where they also stunk up the place VERY much? I’m supposed to train for that guy?”
She laughs in HOF manner and adjusts the golden HOF jacket she’s wearing.
”The only training I need to put in for him is doing a bunch of dead-weight lifts. The guy is a sad case in sports. What I wouldn’t give to be 6’4” in CrusierClash. If I were to create a Cruiserweight wrestler in AW’s video game, I’d assign my character’s physical attributes to match Sebastian’s. I could create Sebastian in the game and take him through career mode accomplishing more with him there than he has in real life. Such a waste of a handsome hunky man.”
”You should create yourself as a babyface in the game so the fans will actually cheer for you. Shame you have all the ingredients to be a star but you’re blowing it.” Hamburger Helmet guy quips.
The Brit Guy snaps his head toward his colleague in alarm for his brazen remarks.
”The boos I’ve gotten from the Action Wrestling fans don't bother me because I’ve seen what they cheer for.” She replies, glaring at them.
”And how dare you talk to a Hall of Famer this way!”
She goes to leave but suddenly rockets across the table and double power-lariats them out of their seats. She puts the boots to both of them while Orret rummages their most valuable electronic equipment and stuffs the items into his “go-bag”.
”Oh and by the way, Brit Guy, grilled mushrooms on a burger is the bomb! Try it.”
Orret removes a pouch from his belt and hands Katta a piping hot quadruple decker grilled mushroom cheeseburger. She force feeds it to the Brit Guy, who spits some of it out. The Olympian growls at him then deadlift German Suplexes him all the way across the room, ending the their debate from last show about whether or not a deadlift suplex can be countered.
End RP.
OOC: I had permission from Teo and Sam for this This will not go unanswered Stay tuned