Post by Mason Jones on Mar 18, 2021 14:27:02 GMT -5
Mason Jones: Ohhhhhh boy last week didn't go my way but thats alright! I got the Bull and the Horns but it was the woman who got the thrusting of a lifetime, am I right or am I RIGHT? I'm still Action Wrestlings megastar and this week it's time to focus. It's time I clear my head. It's time I get the right drive and determination cause I'm facing a Greek God in Dionysus!
MMMM, I love when that greek yogurt is all over my womans face after a hearty, healthy breakfast! I'm talking one big giant sausage and two big eggs if you know what I mean!
You better pack a sack lunch, and order room service for dinner, Dionysus because this Monday Night on Clash you're going to feel it in allll the wrong places! This Big Bone Jones is comin' hot and it's coming after you in a BIIIGGGGG way!
You can run the ropes and hit your spots, Dionysus but lets make one thing clear; when it comes to hitting that Grapevine, it'll be all SWING AND MISS cause theres only ONE VINE in that ring strong enough to take down an opponent and you're going to be rubbing your face against it when I hit you with my tombstone piledriver!
The Final Curtain will slowly drop on the night that is Dionysus as you lay on your back and count your blessings on the stars above that I didn't flat out hurt ya! I'm just going to pin ya, I'm just going to winnnn-yeah, and when I move on to bigger and better things, Dion, I want you to remember one thing:
You were the first in a long line of dominoes that led to the biggest megastar on his Championship journey! You were the one that gave Mason Jones his first victory! GASP! You were the one that BROKE that boys cherry and made him a MAN in that ring!
The Crimson Gladiator meets the Perfection Erection of Fortitude in the biggest CLASH OF WARRIORS that Clash has ever seen! It's just a shame, I'll pull out of that ring.. on top!
I'll be sure to paint you like one of my french girls.
MMMM, I love when that greek yogurt is all over my womans face after a hearty, healthy breakfast! I'm talking one big giant sausage and two big eggs if you know what I mean!
You better pack a sack lunch, and order room service for dinner, Dionysus because this Monday Night on Clash you're going to feel it in allll the wrong places! This Big Bone Jones is comin' hot and it's coming after you in a BIIIGGGGG way!
You can run the ropes and hit your spots, Dionysus but lets make one thing clear; when it comes to hitting that Grapevine, it'll be all SWING AND MISS cause theres only ONE VINE in that ring strong enough to take down an opponent and you're going to be rubbing your face against it when I hit you with my tombstone piledriver!
The Final Curtain will slowly drop on the night that is Dionysus as you lay on your back and count your blessings on the stars above that I didn't flat out hurt ya! I'm just going to pin ya, I'm just going to winnnn-yeah, and when I move on to bigger and better things, Dion, I want you to remember one thing:
You were the first in a long line of dominoes that led to the biggest megastar on his Championship journey! You were the one that gave Mason Jones his first victory! GASP! You were the one that BROKE that boys cherry and made him a MAN in that ring!
The Crimson Gladiator meets the Perfection Erection of Fortitude in the biggest CLASH OF WARRIORS that Clash has ever seen! It's just a shame, I'll pull out of that ring.. on top!
I'll be sure to paint you like one of my french girls.