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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2021 23:14:12 GMT -5
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome everybody to CruiserClash!! Tonight we have a huge match up!JJ Biggs: The new Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions Pineapple Promenade are set to defend their newly won belts against the former champions Two Gents inside a steel cage!! And before the match.. theres a chairshot they have to eat, I mean, folks I don't even know how to explain it!
Jimmy Garcia: Also to-
They're cut off as a Black SUV shows up to CruiserClash outside of the arena.
The back door opens up.
Donald Deruty steps out. The crowd fucking loses it.
D-Day has a soft cast/sling on his arm, he's holding a bottle of pills in his free hand. His jaw is wired shut and he looks pissed off as fuck.
He limps towards a wall and leans up against it when the crowd pops again as Jaice Wilds and Cormack come rushing over.
Jaice helps D-Day into the arena.
Jimmy Garcia: He's here! My god, the General Manager is still alive..and hes here!
JJ Biggs: He looks just about dead!
Jimmy Garcia: We'll be right back and we'll be ready to start our show!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2021 23:16:36 GMT -5
Miss Mae Segment
Miss Mae, former Cruiserweight Champion, now Philidor’s social media director scoots around backstage calling out to random members of production staff. Miss Mae: Hold up, I've got Philidor commercials to shoot! Come and do your jobs! Hey you, baldie.He shakes his head, dismissively. Miss Mae: No wait! I admire folically-challenged men. So brave. Come back! Oh actually, you over there. Ponytail guy. You look like you operate a mean camera...Ponytail Guy: I'm busy.Miss Mae: C'mon, for Philidor. The hottest thing going. Think of our brand. By association, think of YOUR brand.He clears out, leaving one tech savvy looking woman in denim dungarees. Dungarees Girl: Oh no. Not me.She leaves. Mae is on her own. Suddenly, Jenna Bauer walks into shot, studying her "SLUTspect List". Miss Mae: Jenna! Hey! Wherever you go, a camera literally follows. Any chance you can hook your girl up to film a Philidor commercial? I'll even overlook the HUMILIATION of you leaving me off your SLUTspect List.Jenna scans the list again. Jenna Bauer: Did I?Miss Mae: Yeah I mean, why would I want to "desecrate" you, right? I mean yeah, I may have aspirations to be AW's premiere interviewer. You are literally, like, standing in the way of my dream job... but I mean, I have no motive, right? Right?Jenna looks at her quizzically, before adding Miss Mae's name to her list. Jenna Bauer: Was it you?Miss Mae: Mae-be. Get it, Mae-be, maybe?Jenna Bauer: OK, it wasn't you.Miss Mae: HEY! I resent that!Jenna departs. Miss Mae: So... about that commercial?Mae shrugs, helpless.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2021 23:18:09 GMT -5
The Returning Flop.. Flop vs. Shane Watson
Prodigy's Firestarter begins to play over the Arena PA, the lights drop out, when the lights in the Arena come back on, Flop is standing uncomfortably close to Adeline Floyd with a mischievous smirk on his face. Jimmy Garcia: Ugh, hes here. Flop is here folks.JJ Biggs: How is he here?!Thabetan Bell music plays and Shane Watson walks out from the back and down to the ring. He gets into some yoga poses in preparation for the match. JJ Biggs: This guy is going to have to do more than some downard facing dog to defeat Flop!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, I’m not sure if his chi is in the right alignment.The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Flop charges out with a running knee and blindsides Shane Watson. Flop runs the ropes and takes him down again with a flying forearm. He goes for an enziguri, but Shane ducks! Shane hits a DDT on Flop. Flop gets a bodyslam and Shane suplexes Flop. Shane climbs up top, but Flop grabs him and powerbombs him to the mat! Flop grabs Shane from behind and locks in a cobra clutch with bodyscissors!! JJ Biggs: BRAZEN BULL TO SHANE WATSON!! He’s tapping!!DING DING DING Firestarter by Prodigy plays on the arena speakers as Flop rises in victory. Jimmy Garcia: Man, this is a whole new Flop isnt it!?JJ Biggs: His return certainly was not a flop itself, Jimmy!Jimmy Garcia: Flop is... one uniquely strange guy.. and a murderer on accident? or purpose?
JJ Biggs: I have no idea.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2021 23:19:19 GMT -5
Devil's Gate Segment
We are taken to Devil's Gate in Castle Rock, Maine. We see a closeup of Dr. Royce, standing in an empty with his arms folded. Pan back. Void and Sara Pettis are standing across from one another, one on each side of Dr. Royce. They are drenched in sweat. Dr. Royce looks at Void and gives him a nod. Void goes into a fight stance. He looks at Sara and gives her a nod. She sighs. Sara Pettis: We've been at this for two hours and I just don't--Dr. Royce: The point of this exercise is to spar until you're both broken, so that you can put yourselves back together.Sara Pettis: I'm sorry but this doesn't make any sense. Who came up with such a stupid exercise?Before he can answer, Void interrupts with a low chuckle. Sara Pettis: What's so funny?Void: Oh, ye of little faith. You should learn a little more about Devil's Gate, Sara. There are many aspects of many programs here that come directly from your step-father… as well as your mother.Her eyes widen. Sara Pettis: WHAT?!Dr. Royce: It's true. This exercise that doesn't make sense to you… is something I learned from them early on in their marriage when they came for some counselling.She is speechless. Void: You should tell her the rest of her story, Dr. Royce.Dr. Royce: All in due time. She's not ready just yet. Perhaps… in time… she will be…Void lunges toward Sara, who immediately responds by blocking his strikes. The two are evenly matched and their sparring resembles a choreographed. Dr. Royce: Wenn Sie Ihr Schicksal nicht ändern können, ändern Sie Ihre Einstellung.Void goes for a high kick and Sara ducks, catching his leg. She sweeps out his other leg and locks on a devastating heel hook. There is a sinister look in her eyes, and Void is surprised by it. He tries to pry himself free but ultimately taps. Sara screams out and releases the hold. She gets to her feet and Dr. Royce hands her a bottle of water. She walks away without saying a word. Void sits up, working out a knot in his leg. Dr. Royce: Are you okay?Void: I saw it.The doctor is perplexed. Dr. Royce: Saw… what?Void: The Abyss.With that, we return to the regularly scheduled program.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2021 23:23:37 GMT -5
Backstage In His Office!
Jim Mud is seen sitting on a chair in an office. The camera pans back and it's the General Managers office. The door opens up and the camera turns to D-Day in the doorway and he clenches his jaw even tighter. Mud stands up and opens his arms for a nice big sarcastic welcome. Jaice and Cormack step through the doorway passing D-Day and get into Muds face. Jim Mud: Don't do that! No no no, you don't want to do that!Mud reminding them of his special Philidor special privilege. D-Day limps into the office and gets right into Jim Muds face. The crowd pops. Jim Mud smiles wide. Jim Mud: Hi Donald.The crowd boos. D-Day shakes with frustration and anger. Jaice and Cormack help D-Day back up and sit down on his leather couch. Jim Mud: I'll let you get comfortable in OUR office and I'll be back. Mud smiles wide again as D-Day never takes his eyes off of Mud. We cut to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2021 23:24:52 GMT -5
Alex Scott vs. Masuda Teijin JJ Biggs: The time has come for Masuda Teijin to return to Action Wrestling!Jimmy Garcia: More specifically to CruiserClash! What an exciting time to be alive!"Fight Like the Devil" begins, and there is a brief murmuring of fans. As the song picks up, Alex Scott parts the curtain, a look of focus and minor indifference on his face. He shows very little emotion, walking to the ring in his hooded sweatshirt, tights and boots. He hits the ring, uses the ropes the stretch, and then sits on the top turnbuckle, mentally preparing himself to wrestle. JJ Biggs: Where’s Adilene?Pulses of light flashbang the arena before going completely dark. “Kikotei” by King Gnu power chords bring a somber yet focused Masuda Teijin to the stage. Fans cheer as he makes his appearance on the ramp while lights remain low like a platinum dusk. Teijin wears a black-silver coat studded by miscellaneous bits of metal shaped like skulls and spines. Bursts of blinding white pyro fire off around him at the first break into its rapid chorus. He doesn't budge. Adilene runs out from backstage with a mic. Adilene Floyd: On his way to the ring by Yokohama, Japan… weighing 200 pounds… Masuda Teijin!Tejin walks slow but assuredly to the apron but stops to take in the chorus. His messy mounds of golden hair glisten in the limelight. Teijin circles around for a flyby of the commentary table, letting his open coat ripple by them. He then hops onto the apron with a couple spins to where he’s leaning off ropes for a smug pose towards a disapproving audience. Ducking and stepping into the ring to the ring’s center, he begins a final presentation—exacerbated by boos and the song’s droning chorus—ends with him goading more hatred with summoning waves. He then disrobes to his ring gear and leans in his corner for everything to begin. Jimmy Garcia: Finally a fresh match-up for Alex Scott. He’s gone up against literally everyone in CruiserClash history.JJ Biggs: He truly is the gatekeeper for this brand. If you want to test your skills, you fight Alex Scott. Win or lose, he’ll always come back swinging.The opening bell tolls and the competitors are thirsty for a fight. They circle one another and lock up. Masuda pushes Alex back to the corner. Masuda releases the lock-up and unloads some kicks. Masuda whips him out of the corner, stops, and strongly whips him back into the same corner. Upon impact, Alex falls to the mat. The fans pop. Jimmy Garcia: Masuda Teijin is on fire!Masuda grabs by the head and pulls him up. Alex breaks free and gets in a quick strike combo, then a snapmare and a snug kick to Masuda’s back. JJ Biggs: Alex Scott is on fire!Masuda rolls to the mat and toward the ropes. Alex comes in fast with a baseball slide, sending Masuda to the ring apron, and nearly over the edge. Masuda pulls himself up as Alex rushes in. Masuda wisely grabs the top rope and pulls down, causing Alex to tumble over the rope and land hard on the floor below. As he gets to his feet, he is taken right back down when Masuda dives off with clotheslines the fuck outta him. Jimmy Garcia: Whoa!JJ Biggs: What a maneuver!Jimmy Garcia: Our banter isn’t going great today, huh?JJ Biggs: Give it time, man.Masuda gets to his feet and the fans pop for this man. He slaps a few hands at ringside and watches as Alex staggers up to his feet, holding onto the ring. Masuda approaches and Alex sidesteps, ramming him chestfirst into the edge of the ring. Alex clubs away at his back and then turns him around, delivering one solid chop to Masuda’s chest. The fans boo this man and he gives them a quick smile of acknowledgement. He continues the attack by whipping Masuda into the guardrail, then back into the edge of the ring. He rolls Masuda in and then climbs to the apron. With Masuda still down, Alex dazzles the crowd with a springboard elbow drop. Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!JJ Biggs: WHAT A MANEUVER!Jimmy Garcia: THERE’S THE COVER!ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Alex doesn’t look pleased, and he takes it out on Masuda with some stiff punches. He then applies a side headlock and pulls Masuda up off the mat. Masuda lays in a couple snug shots to the ribs, forcing Alex to release the hold. Alex turns and goes for a shot, Masuda ducks and throws a knee into Alex’s ribs. He locks on a t-bone suplex and releases his ass on the mat in a serious way. With Alex down, Masuda gets up and immediately drops a headbutt on Alex. Followed by another. And another. JJ Biggs: That’s gotta do some damage to his own head though.Masuda covers Alex. ONE! TWO! THREE!! JJ Biggs: Masuda wins in his return!!Jimmy Garcia: Masuda Teijin is a man possessed! What a strong win for Masuda!
JJ Biggs: He's back in a big way! Look out CW roster! Here comes Masuda!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2021 23:25:53 GMT -5
Red, White, and Bruised Segment Adilene Floyd: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Mexican Tag Team champions: introducing the challengers from South Of The Border, Sofia and Maria Cortez!!Sofia and Maria come to the ring carrying the Mexican Flag and enter the ring. They draw a mixed reaction from the crowd. Adilene Floyd: And their opponents. They are the reigning Mexican Tag team champions: Red, White, and Bruised!!Karlie and Nikki step on the stage wearing ponchos and sombreros with the Mexican tag team titles over their shoulders. They make their way to the ring and enter. After the pre-match check, Karlie and Nikki remove the sombreros and the bell rings. Karlie and Maria start the match and it is clear from the start that Maria is outmatched. Karlie wrestles her for several minutes then drags her into the corner and tags in Nikki. Nikki chokes Maria with her foot then yells at the referee before breaking the count. Nikki unleashes her trademark lightning fast corner kicks. Maria falls in the corner and Nikki tags out. Karlie lifts Maria up and slaps her across the face then whips her across the ring. Sofia tags in. She walks to the center of the ring, challenging Karlie. Karlie gets in her face and they jaw back and forth. Karlie pie faces Sofia. Sofia throws a punch. Karlie ducks under and slaps Sofia on the back of the head then grabs her head and delivers a headbutt. Karlie then drops Sofia with a back suplex then stomps her. Karlie then rakes her boot across the forehead of Sofia. Karlie picks Sofia up then slams her back down with a gutwrench suplex. Karlie then tags Nikki back in. Nikki rakes her boot across the face of Sofia. Nikki delivers a Saito suplex then mounts Sofia and rains down forearms and elbows and repeatedly slams Sofia’s head on the mat. Nikki stands and waits on Sofia. Sofia struggles to her feet. She turns into a thunderous Brogue kick. Nikki drops down and locks in the Norris Choke. As Sofia starts to fade, Maria attempts to break up the submission, only to be intercepted by Karlie. Karlie tosses Maria out of the ring and Sofia taps out. Adilene Floyd: Here are your winners and still Mexican Tag team Champions: Red, White, and Bruised!!Nikki keeps the hold locked in as the bell repeatedly rings. Karlie taps Nikki on the shoulder and she releases the hold. They take the titles and slide out of the ring. Maria slides in to check on her sister. Nikki and Karlie look back into the ring then rush into the ring and attack Maria and beat her down. Hilda tosses two chairs into the ring. Maria gets to her knees and Nikki and Karlie deliver a con-chair-to and she crumples to the mat. Karlie places a chair under Sofia and Nikki brings the chair down on the back of Sofia’s head. Karlie asks for a mic. Karlie Nash: Obviously, Trump’s border wall wasn’t worth shit if this garbage got across the border. And speaking about garbage, Meridian, Mississippi how are all you inbred losers tonight?Nikki Vaughn: We’ve traveled this country North to South, East to West and every point in between. And everywhere we go, you people boo us.Karlie Nash: We’ve busted our asses for this country and you repay us with hatred every week even though we decide to grace all you moonshine drinking cousin humping idiots with our presence here tonight.Nikki Vaughn: You boo us and cheer murderers like Flop. You boo us and you cheer for someone who can't even speak the English language like Azurine Vebbins. That’s the America we live in today and personally it makes us sick.Karlie Nash: Exactly! Today’s America is a cesspool, controlled by gun nuts and corrupt politicians who only care about lining their pockets. America is dead and people like all of you have killed it.Nikki and Karlie beat up the officials who entered the ring to help the Cortez Sisters, leaving the ring full of fallen bodies.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2021 23:27:29 GMT -5
Kata-Pult vs. Mystery Opponent Adilene Floyd: Unfortunately the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and apparently there’s a special ref involved. Great. Ladies and gentlemen, the special guest referee is Hall of Famer, Shia Labeouf!The crowd pops as his music plays and Shia walks out looking none too thrilled to be doing this. Jimmy Garcia: Wow welcome back Shia LaBeouf! Although it doesn’t look like he wanted to come back.JJ Biggs: He’s special reffing a match involving that FARCE of a Hall of Famer, Katta Pult. I’d be pissed too. With any luck this Mystery Opponent will be another Hall of famer like Roy or Digger, and they’ll put that FARCE in her place.Shia can’t even enjoy the adulation from the fans. He gets into the ring and kicks the bottom rope with frustration. Adilene Floyd: Introducing first, hailing from Platte River, Nebraska. She is *long sigh* Ugggh… Action Wrestling Hall of Famer and former Action Wrestling Women’s Champion Katrina Anne Pult…. KATTA PULT!“Hall of Fame” by The Script plays and the crowd jeers as a red carpet is rolled out down the ramp and an exuberant amount of pyros and fireworks go off up and down the aisle and on the ramp and on the ring posts and even up in the rafters. It's as if Katta Pault has won the world title or something. She walks out decked in her wrestling singlet attire with towel draped across her strong shoulders. She's carrying the huge Hall of Fame award with her and shows it off along with her gold medal. Alongside her is her marketing-sales guru dude, Orret the Time Bandit. The crowd gives her shit for what they perceive as her unearned HOF accolade as they enter the ring, sets her goodies down, and begins warming. Jimmy Garcia: Oh great, she brought that weasel Orret with her. She’s hired him as her marketing-sales guy. Can this really get any worse?Adilene Floyd: Introducing her opponent.Adilene’s eyes grow wide and she shakes her head in irritation. Suddenly, Katta Pult and Orret bail from the ring and run up the ramp, disappearing behind the curtain. Everyone is confused now. Adilene Floyd: Jesus… introducing her opponent, the only adversary elite enough to face our legendary Katta Pult….. hailing from Platte River, Nebraska. She is Action Wrestling Hall of Famer and former Action Wrestling Women’s Champion…. Katrina Anne Pult…. Yes you heard me…. Katta Pult. Jesus fucking Christ.Adilene rips the card up and leaves the ring. Jimmy Garcia: YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! DAMN THAT JIM MUD AND HIS DAMN TROLLING! JJ Biggs: There’s gotta be someone who can stop this FARCE! You mean to tell me Katta Pult is going to be facing herself? How’s that even gonna work? What the fuck, man? The crowd really lets Katta Pult and Orret have it as they come out and go through the same routine as before. Once in the ring, Katta Pult goes to a corner and waves Shia over. The legendary interviewer stomps up to her, face red. They converse a moment and he reluctantly checks her attire for any illegal objects. He then stomps over to the opposite corner, the one that Katta originally was in when she came out the first time. He just shakes his head in frustration and goes about checking the invisible Katta Pult for any illegal objects. The bell sounds and Katta roars out of her corner, taking up the center of the ring to assert her alpha female dominance. She’s met by herself, who equally does the same. They lock up in an elbow and collar tie up and begin bull-pushing one another all over the ring. Katta manages to bully herself into a corner, and begins to take some stiff shots that make her duck her head between the ropes. Katta Pult: Get her off me, ref. Do your damn job, man!Shia, face getting redder, gives the count and wedges himself between the two Katta Pults and separates them. He gives a stiff warning to the invisible Katta Pult that was testing the rules. Katta suddenly bolts out from the corner at a high rate of speed and power-lariats herself into a twirl before crashing to the mat. She gets back up quick because you can’t keep a good woman down. Katta gets tossed head over ass by herself with an Olympic throw with such velocity that she has to roll out of the ring to regroup. Jimmy Garcia: This is a travesty. A mockery. There’s talent on our CC roster who didn’t get booked this week because this match was happening. I honestly think I’m gonna protest this. I think I’m gonna go on strike for the rest of the match.JJ Biggs: Wait, we can do that? The distinct sound of headphones being removed and tossed on the table is heard on the TVs of viewers at home. The sound is joined by JJ doing the same. The cameras cut over to them, showing them in their protest. The crowd sees this on the Cruiser Tron and applaud the commentating duo. Outside of the ring, Katta Pult narrowly dodges a huge Plancha Dive and immediately seizes the advantage by delivering a blistering Running High Knee Lift (with leg slap for echoing effect). She follows up with a running Dropkick then throws herself back into the ring. Looking to capitalise big and early, she jettisons the ropes and connects with a HUGE signature “Catapult” move (cannon ball splash). She shoots the half and covers herself. Shia just stands there a moment, and after a delay he drops and delivers the count, and does so VERY fast. OneTwoThr-damnit. Katta powers out. Pult GLARES at him for trying to fast count his way out of this and begin to argue with him. Shia, having been wanting this to some degree, gets right back in her face and they become heated at each other. Out of nowhere Katta Pult surprises herself with a clever roll up school boy pin attempt. Shia darts to the mat as quickly as he can, and counts super fast. OnTwTh- son of a bitch Katta barely kicks out in time. Pult rises to her feet and shoves Shia. He smiles but it’s not the friendly kind of smile, and he shoves her right back into herself… right into PAX GERMANIA. The blitzkrieg of Rolling German Suplexes to herself actually gains a few wows and awes from the fans. After delivering eight of them, Katta plays to the massively jeering fans before crouching in wait and stalking herself. She signals for her devastating B.P.E. finisher and goes in for the kill. REVERSAL Out of nowhere Katta rolls through and applies the “Katasrophe” signature heel hook submission hold to herself. A blood curdling scream comes from her mouth as she thrashes about trying to get to the nearest ropes. Orret is running around on the outside having a fit! Katta cries and whimpers as the hold lingers. Shia gets in her face, and instead of asking her if she wants to submit like a professional referee would do, he encourages her to do it. He gestures wildly at her, motivating her. Shia LaBeouf: Just DO IT! DOOO IT!Orret waves her gold medal at her and her HOF award. This summons Katta’s second wind and she begins to slowly, painfully make her way to the ropes. In a heroic lunge, she manages to snag the rope. Shia yells “FUCK” and peels Katta off of herself. Katta is pissed about getting pulled off before a 5 count was even administered, and she gets right in Shia face’s about it. The two have a heated exchange before Katta finally blows him off and turns to beat herself up some more. WHAM! There to greet Katta is herself with the B.P.E. finisher! It stands for Best Plex Ever. It's a type of modified suplex that is so brutal, so devastating, so crisp, so beautiful, so perfect that it is literally indescribable. A cut scene shows Trey Bouchet watching on a monitor, and he’s just utterly amazed frozen by the plex. Even some of the jeering fans give Katta a small bit of props for pulling it off and chant “Holy Shit” some as she covers herself and hooks the leg. Shia is all too glad to make the count. ONE TWO THREE Shia slides right the fuck out of the ring and stomps up the ramp and disappears behind the curtain. The bell rings. Adilene grabs the mic. Adilene Floyd: Your winner of the match, Katrina *sigh* Anne *sigh* Pult *sigh*... Katta Pult. Orret jumps in the ring and celebrates with Katta, who is hobbling around like she’s just endured a 90 minute Ironman Match. He discusses something with her and she agrees to it with a headnod. He grabs the microphone and wraps a shirt around Katta’s torso area, shielding her from the eyes of the fans as she does something underneath it. After a few moments she gives her sports bra over to Orret. She adjusts her singlet back to normal and poses alongside Orret as he excitedly rambles into the mic: Orret: I am opening bids right this very moment for this priceless piece of legendary memorabilia! Legendary Action Wrestling Hall of Famer and former Action Wrestling Women’s Champion, Katta Pult’s , SPORTS BRA from her debut match on Cruiser Clash! I know the kink fetish folks out there pay top coin for such items, so if you got the kink I got the fix! This item will not be washed unless requested by the highest bidder. A surcharge will be applied to the washing fee. Go to Orbits.com on AW’s official internet boards to place your bids now!“Hall of Fame” plays and the victorious duo depart, thank god.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2021 23:28:55 GMT -5
Mystery Team Segment JJ Biggs: Have you heard of Murphy’s Law, that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?Jimmy Garcia: Yeah. Of course.JJ Biggs: Well have you heard of Cole’s Law?Jimmy Garcia: Uhhh. No.JJ Biggs: It’s mostly cabbage.!!!FLASH!!! Two cloaked figures appear on the screen with a bright light behind them. JJ Biggs: What in the world is this?!Jimmy Garcia: Looks like the mystery duo from last week!JJ Biggs: They spooked the current and former Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions for sure!The figure on the left speaks, with their voice altered to mask their identity. Left: We are two ships passing in the night. Our routes were charted. Turbulence ensued. We were near mayday.Right: Fearing being shipwrecked made us change course. That is when we saw a beacon beaming out from a lighthouse.Left: The closer we came to shore, the more clear our path became. There on the rocks stood a lighthouse keeper, who offered us safe haven.Right: We were pointed in the direction of this place… Action Wrestling. Long thought of as a land of opportunity. Two distinct brands where everyone was firing on all cylinders.Left: Everyone except for one specific division, championed by one Cruiserweight Tag Team. Two Gents had firm footing at the top of the mountain for record breaking time.Right: They were champions of nothing. No high rated matches. No worthy challengers. No ambition to reinvent the wheel. Then they took Red White & Bruised for granted.Left: Eight days later, Red White & Bruised set a new record for shortest reign when they lost to Pineapple Promenade. Tonight, Two Gents could walk out champions once again.Right: The problem here is that there are only three teams, playing hot potato with those titles. What if there were… more… teams?Left: Tonight, we will pay close attention to the main event… because we are going to break the cycle and shake things up around here when we become Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions.Right: Good luck to Pineapple Promenade and Two Gents tonight. One of you will live in fear until our paths cross. Next week on CruiserClash… we'll be back.!!!FLASH!!! Jimmy Garcia: Another tag team?! How fun!JJ Biggs: They may be what CruiserClash needs but are they what CruiserClash deserves?
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2021 23:31:36 GMT -5
Minka Starr vs. Tsukiko
“Work Bitch” begins to play. Minka walks out onto the stage and poses leaning on her cane. Adilene Floyd: “Presenting, from New York, New York, and weighing 143 pounds, Minka Starr!”When the lyrics start she taps the cane on the ground and then gives it a twirl before strutting down the ramp, slapping hands with fans as she goes. When she reaches the stairs she high-kicks up the steps. Holding onto the ringpost she spins around, and then cheekily backs in between the ropes. Hanging her hat and jacket atop the post and dropping her cane, she does a triple handspring back flip out of the corner ending with a twist so when she sticks the landing she’s facing the hard camera. She then bows with a flourish and winks. Jimmy Garcia: Minka Starr had an exhilerating debut last week and as she climbs the ladder on CruiserClash, she’s up against a veteran in the ranks! This is a bit of a proving grounds match!JJ Biggs: Her opponent tonight is one of the most gifted athletes we’ve ever had!Jimmy Garcia: And both of these women are adored by the fans, JJ! It’ll be interesting to see who they get behind!The lights in the arena dim down as all attention became focused on the entrance; there the titantron lit up with an image of a moon brilliantly shining bright as the slow melodic beginning of Alddious' "We Are" began to play throughout the building. That would carry on till the song picked up at the 27-second mark. When it did the moon on the titantron shattered into hundreds of pieces before shifting to a flurry of clips of a woman hitting various high-risk moves and bone shattering filled the screen one after another. That would carry on until the heavenly vocals began to echo throughout the arena, and when they did the camera (and the attention of the crowd) shifted to a woman wearing a fox mask standing center stage. All the while white and silver tinted light flashed seamlessly and endlessly. I suffered one day. I cried one night Crouching alone looking like a pupa glowing Hoping one day to find something true I keep on flying high I won't let you regret As the vocals continued, the masked woman would hop in place and shake out her hands. That is, until the first of three "We Are"s of the song hit. When they did, the woman stopped hopping and quickly grabbed onto the mask she wore in dramatic fashion. When the second "We Are" hi, the woman titled her mask covered face down. Finally, after the third "We Are", the woman abruptly tilted her head back up and slid the mask off of her face to reveal herself as The Shimmering Kitsune {Kirameku Kitsune} Tsukiko! With her identity now revealed, the crowd loudly began to cheer their support for the young Japanese woman! However, despite the ruckus, a nearby camera managed to pick Tsukiko's voice as she shouted out in excitement over the overwhelming support. Tsukiko: "Takakautame ni jikan!" {Time to Fight!} Adilene Floyd: "From Kyoto, Japan. The Shimmering Kitsune, Tsuuuuuuuuukiiiiiiiiiikoooooooo!"With the ring announcer making her official introduction, Tsukiko placed the fox mask back on her head (only it was angled off to the side) and began the walk down to the ring. Along the way, she went about interacting with various members of the crowd. The gentle slapping of hands in the universal high-five. he occasional fist bump. A hug or two. All of these happened along the way as she zig-zagged from one side of the ramp to the other until she reached the ringside area. It was there that she began walking to the steps nearest to her, but came to a stop before she ascended. After taking a moment to look out at the sold-out crowd, Tsukiko slid the fox mask off of her head and turned to those that were in the front row that was closest to her position. It was then that she stepped over to the barricade and handed off her mask to a young fan before darting up the steps and between the ropes into the ring. Jimmy Garcia: And let’s get this one started!Starr immediately goes after Tsukiko, swinging some right hands. Tsukiko gets her arms up, blocking a few of the shots, then returns some of his own, backing Starr up. Starr lands an uppercut, though, sending Tsukiko back a few steps. Starr then charges, going for a clothesline, but Tsukiko ducks under it and grabs Starr as she goes by, yanking her backwards into a dragon sleeper! Starr is immediately fighting for her life, pushing against the arm, and manages to get herself free, stumbling away. She turns and looks back at Tsukiko with admiration, with Tsukiko returning the look, and the two clap for each other. Starr comes in again, this time trying a left cross, but Tsukiko is prepared, catching the arm and twisting Starr to the ground with a fujiwara armbar submission! Starr is again desperately fighting, as she bounces himself towards the ropes, trying to cause the break, even as her arm is twisted dangerously close to a dislocation!* Jimmy Garcia: Tsukiko is showing why she's known as one of the top submission specialists in the world today!JJ Biggs: Minka Starr looks a little overmatched early! Tsukiko has a ton of technical skill!Starr manages to grab the ropes with her free hand, breaking the hold. Tsukiko is back to her feet, waving her arms in preparation and waiting for Starr to recover. The Fancy Footworker stands back up, hopping up and down. Tsukiko moves to meet her, landing a shot under her chin that staggers Starr back. Tsukiko then grabs her by the head, possibly for another submission attempt, but Starr instinctively lifts her up, landing an atomic drop! Starr backflips and flies in, knocking Tsukiko down with a flying lariat! Starr then paces off the ropes, hopping over a downed Tsukiko. Tsukiko rises on the return, attempting a jumping calf kick, but Starr ducks underneath. She then plants Tsukiko down with a northern lights suplex, bridging for the first pinfall attempt! 1… 2… ...but Tsukiko gets an arm up! Starr wastes no time, pulling Tsukiko up. She lands a knee to the sternum, followed by slamming her face into the top turnbuckle. Starr then drops her with a snap suplex, before following it up with a standing moonsault! Another cover! 1… 2… ...and again Tsukiko kicks out! Jimmy Garcia: A couple of near falls there for Minka Starr!JJ Biggs: She’s got a lot of speed and athleticism!Starr whips Tsukiko to the ropes and hooks Tsukiko’s weak clothesline attempt, dropping her backwards into a modified backbreaker. Tsukiko falls forward to her knees, the impact of the move felt throughout her spine. Seeing this, Starr steps back, poised and waiting for Tsukiko to rise, measuring her for the Starr Struck superkick. As soon as Tsukiko turns, Starr jumps forward for the signature kick, but no! Tsukiko catches the leg and yanks it upwards, causing Starr to drop to her back. Tsukiko then latches onto the foot, applying a spinning heel hookwhile standing! The fans are excited as once again Starr finds herself in trouble. Jimmy Garcia: How many submission holds can we see in one match?JJ Biggs: Only as many as it takes to make Minka Starr tap out!Jimmy Garcia: Tsukiko is tapping into every one that she knows!With the referee circling both women, Starr fights back, kicking with her other leg to knock Tsukiko off of her. He gets himself up, limping on the tender ankle, and tries to grab at Tsukiko, presumably to try and slow er down. Tsukiko catches the arm, though, and then drops with a Pele kick into it, doing more damage! Starr stumbles away, clutching at her arm, looking completely lost on how to slow down her opponent. Tsukiko has no intention of giving her time to think, as she runs up the turnbuckle and comes back with an enzigiri kick to the back, knocking Starr to her knees! Tsukiko then comes in quickly, quickly underhooking and delivering her corkscrew neckbreaker! Jimmy Garcia: Gensouno Owari!JJ Biggs: Man, you pulled that one out of your ass!Jimmy Garcia: What can I say? I’m a big fan!Tsukiko makes the cover! 1… 2… ...but Starr kicks out of it! Tsukiko is starting to look a little desperate now and picks Starr up, whipping her to the corner. But Starr reverses it and sends Tsukiko crashing into it instead! Even hobbled, Starr manages to do a cartwheel-handspring-jumping back elbow, before following it up with a Stunner! With Tsukiko flattened in the middle of the ring, Starr climbs up on the top rope, but before she can get her balance, her aching ankle gives out and she’s unable to launch off for her Starr Fall shooting star press! Instead, Tsukiko manages to toss herself at the ropes and knock Starr off, straddling the top rope! Tsukiko hip tosses Starr off, making her land in the middle of the ring! Minka comes back with an attack but Tsukiko hits a spinning heel kick to the head, and then follows it up with a second straight spinning heel kick to the head!! Minka goes down and Kiko covers!! One! Two!
THREE!!
DING DING
Jimmy Garcia: Wow!! What a powerful win for Tsukiko!
JJ Biggs: Minka falls just short but she put up a damn good fight!
Jimmy Garcia: These two women are far from done with dominating the CW division!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2021 23:33:19 GMT -5
Trey Bouchet Segment
CruiserClash returns from commercial break. Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back! We are broadcasting LIVE from Meridian, Mississippi before a sold out Tide Arena.JJ Biggs: The crowd is hot tonight, Jimmy!Jimmy Garcia: They're looking forward to the action that only CruiserClash can provide! But before we return to the in-ring competition, we want to share with the audience a videotaped message sent by former CC wrestler, Trey Bouchet!JJ Biggs: Bouchet was traded to Monday Night Clash a month ago, where he’s been on a tear, going undefeated and earning himself a spot in the Elimination Chamber match at TimeBomb. The Chamber will not only determine the Action Wrestling World Champion, but also one half of the main event at Evolution 4.Jimmy Garcia: It’s a huge opportunity for the Suplexpert, and further proof that the talent on CruiserClash is more than capable of competing on Clash.JJ Biggs: It ain’t the size of the dog in the fight that counts; it’s the size of the fight in the dog!Jimmy Garcia: Damn right! But enough chest-thumping, let’s hear what the Cajun Catapult has to say.There’s a transition to a prerecorded vignette filmed with Trey’s computer camera. The stubby little suplex machine is sitting on the edge of his hotel bed. He’s got on a Pineapple Promenade tee-shirt and some sweatpants. Trey Bouchet: Hey, guys!He gives the camera an quick, awkward wave. Trey Bouchet: I miss you! I may be kicking ass on ‘The B Show’ for the moment but in my heart I’ll always consider myself part of CruiserClash. It’s because of all of you that I’m able to plexcell now. You were the crucible that molded me into the wrestler that I am today, and when I win the Acton Wrestling World Title at the Elimination Chamber, I’ll have you to thank for it. Speaking of champions-Bouchet pops his PineProm jersey. Trey Bouchet: Big shout-out to the NEW CruiserClash Tag Team Title holders: Azurine Vebbins and Nidrah! You did it. It was a hard road-major props to Red White and Bruised for making you two EARN those belts- but you proved to the world that #SarongStrong is more than a catchphrase!His swarthy features turn solemn. Trey Bouchet: There’s no time to savor that achievement, though. You got to defend your belts later tonight against the Two Gents, Teo Blaze and Andre Jenson, from inside a steel cage. It’s going to be a hell of a fight, and you’d think that would be enough to sell the match. Unfortunately not everyone agrees. The acting Co-General Manager of CruiserClash, Jim Mud, plexpects you all to take a chair shot to the head from Philidor’s Human Resource Department before the bell is even rung.Trey cannot hide his disgust when he describes the stip. Trey Bouchet: And I know you guys will go through with it, because you all have the hearts of lions, and you’re willing to do whatever it takes to fight for those tag belts. But the thing is, you shouldn’t have to. You shouldn’t have to suffer because that psycho Mud is on a power trip. He’s doing plexactly what people like Philidor always do; abuse their privilege. And it’s not just because they’re sadistic asshats. There’s a methodology to it. THEY want to bring you to heel, to make you afraid to stand up for yourself. THEY want you to be COGs just like Mud, another plexpendable component to the machine.Trey Bouchet: But that’s not CruiserClash. Y’all plexemplify all that’s great about wrestling; you’re unique talents and more importantly, unique PEOPLE, and you deserve respect.He stares hard into the camera. Trey Bouchet: You should DEMAND respect.The video ends, and there’s a cut to Biggs and Garcia at ringside. Jimmy Garcia: Wow, strong words from Trey Bouchet. He’s saying Jim Mud’s edict that Pineapple Promenade and the Two Gents each take a chair shot before their title match is wrong, and they should fight it.JJ Biggs: Easy for him to say that. He’s not here! He doesn’t have to deal with the repercussions of opposing the new boss.Jimmy Garcia: Is Jim Mud really our new boss, JJ?JJ Biggs: You see what Mud did to Donald Deruty at Battlefield? You see how big those Philidor HR guys are? There’s a saying: ‘authority lies with the man on the spot with the gun’, and right now Philidor is packing some heavy artillery.Jimmy Garcia: We’ll see if Trey Bouchet’s call to action has any effect on the Tag Title Match later tonight. For now, CruiserClash rolls on!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2021 23:34:46 GMT -5
Jenna Bauer & Victoria Richardson Segment
Jenna Bauer, appearing on the ActionTron, gets a big pop from the Meridian fans as she stands by the talent entrance of the arena, gazing at her watch impatiently. JJ Biggs: Jenna's here! She's taking her search for her "desecrator" to CruiserClash! Who will it be?Jimmy Garcia: No one will stop her finding out. I've never seen her so determined.Suddenly a woman strides in behind her, totally oblivious to her presence, and collides with the backstage interviewer. Both are shaken up but the other woman, Victoria Richardson, happens to spill the contents of her handbag on the stone floor. Her client Soldado Fortuna looks on, letting the women sort their own drama out. Victoria Richardson: You idiot! Pick it up!Jenna Bauer: You bumped into me! Hey, what do we have here then?Jenna brushes forensically through her things, lying exposed on the ground. A can of pepper spray. Some brass knuckles. A taser. A packet of salt. Jenna Bauer: Suspicious.She keeps perusing. Thumbtacks. A toy leprecaun. A Soldado Fortuna replica mask. A small blade... Jenna Bauer: REALLY suspicious.She moves some tissues out the way and seems to find the smoking gun. Except it's not. It's lipstick. She picks it up and holds it to Victoria's throat. Soldado hesitates as to whether to intervene. Jenna Bauer: IS IT YOU?Victoria Richardson: You've lost me. Now excuse me, I have to prepare Soldado for this ridiculous St. Patricks Day Backstage Brawl against CJ Phoenix. I don't know or care what you're referring to.Jenna Bauer: 3 weeks back... was it you that wrote "SLUT" on my forehead in lipstick? Don't even dream of lying to me.Soldado goes to push Jenna off but Victoria sets him back with a hand gesture, indicating she's fine. Victoria Richardson: Ah, I might've heard about that. Only problem is... it can't be me. 3 weeks back, we left early to celebrate Soldado's return to singles action with a glass of the finest champagne.Jenna Bauer: Can you prove that?Victoria sighs, collecting up her things into her bag. She uncovers a small ticket below all the questionable items. Victoria Richardson: If you weren't so selective in your search, you'd have found this - a parking ticket receipt that shows we, without doubt, left prior to the attack. Happy?Jenna Bauer: Thanks, I had to be sure. Sorry to trouble you.Jenna goes to leave. However, Victoria pulls her back by the shoulders aggressively. Victoria Richardson: Besides, if we really had a problem with you Jenna, we wouldn't have needed the cover of darkness to let you know about it.Victoria then pats her on the head condescendingly. Jenna grits her teeth. Victoria Richardson: Good luck with your search.Jenna mutters an insincere "thanks" and walks off.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2021 23:38:23 GMT -5
St. Patricks Day Backstage Brawl Soldado Fortuna vs. CJ Phoenix
The canvas for the ring is green now and theres a few items based around the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Coming up next is our St. Patricks Day Backstage Brawl!JJ Biggs: This match begins in the backstage area and has to end in the ring!Jimmy Garcia: Sounds fun and convoluted at the same time, right?JJ Biggs: Probably a Jim Mud booking decision."Break My Baby" Echoes through the stadium as the camera rotates around. Seconds later, CJ Phoenix walks out into an open area in the backstage and then notices a door with a Leprachaun on it. He walks into the door as his music fades. Jimmy Garcia: Well, Phoenix is in the room, I guess!Theres a ref that pops in behind CJ and he knows hes in the right room. Cut the Cord begins to play and out of the black smoke steps Soldado Fortuna, accompanied by Victoria Richardson into the open area in the backstage. She points and nods at the room. Soldado walks over to it. He appears in the doorframe. The ref rings the bell. DING DING DING Soldado and CJ begin to throw strikes at each other in this empty locker room. Soldado hits a knee to the gut and then throws CJ into the wall! He hits him with a few more strikes before hitting an enziguri! CJ goes down to the floor where Soldado jumps on his back and wrenches on his neck, pulling his head up while he kneels down into the middle of his back. Richardson standing in the doorway yelling at Soldado to keep applying the pressure! Jimmy Garcia: Soldado always in great position cause of Richardson! She's a great coach, lets be honest!CJ lifts up and pushes Soldado off of him. Soldado goes for a leg scissor but CJ blocks it and lifts Soldado up and slams him down onto the desk with a powerbomb! The desk doesn't break and CJ hits a few forearm shots. He goes over and grabs a long 7 foot lamp in the corner of the room and brings it back snapping it over the back of Soldado! JJ Biggs: There goes that lamp! Call IKEA!Jimmy Garcia: I love lamp.CJ grabs a plant in the corner of the room and comes back and smashes it .. on the desk cause Soldado moved out of the way! CJ turns around and Soldado hits him with back suplex onto the cold unrelenting floor! Soldado gets up and Richardson points at the green flavored juice on the table. Soldado grabs the huge jug of it and turns around and smashes the glass of green juice all over the back of CJ! Jimmy Garcia: Oh that had to hurt!JJ Biggs: Damn what a shot!Soldado picks up CJ and whips him through the door frame out to the hallway! Soldado picks up the nice St. Patricks Day triple-layer green chocolate cake someone made. He walks through the doorframe and throws it at CJ but CJ ducks and Soldado nails Nate Burrelson with it!! Jimmy Garcia: NATE!! YA GOTTA MOVE BRO!Nate is pissed and he walks off screen with someone throwing him a towel. CJ stands up and kicks Soldado in the back and then turns him around hitting a suplex on the cement! JJ Biggs: Damn this match taking its toll already!CJ stands up and moves people out of the way towards Gorilla position and clears off a table! He turns it vertical and sets it up in the corner of the gorilla position. Ryan Daniels, Tank Reaper and so are trying to get the official to make them NOT do this particular match in gorilla but it's not working out for them. CJ moves people out of the way and whips Soldado towards the table! Soldado stops and turns around and CJ hits a dropkick sending Soldado back through the table!! He crashes through! JJ Biggs: OH WOW!!Jimmy Garcia: What a shot! Soldado just crashed through that table in gorilla!CJ grabs Soldado and drags him through the curtain. We now have a camera picking him up inside the arena now. The crowd cheers as CJ turns and grabs Soldado picking him up and going for another suplex but Soldado gets out of it and superkicks CJ in the face! CJ kneels down and Soldado superkicks CJ in the face again! CJ drops to his back! Soldado walks down the ramp creating some separation and then turns around and CJ is already stalking him down the ramp as well. Soldado goes at him with a flying head scissor taking him down, swinging him and flipping him down the ramp towards the ring! CJ lands near the apron and gets to his feet and Soldado spears him back into the apron! Jimmy Garcia: Damn!Soldado slaps CJ across the face and then slides into the ring. Richardson is trying to get his attention and she has a box. She takes the cover off the box and it's.. Jimmy Garcia: Is that!? That a box of LUCKY CHARMS?!JJ Biggs: WHATS HE GONNA DO WITH THAT CEREAL?!Soldado pours the Lucky Charms all over the center of the ring like it's a bag of thumbtacks. The crowd ooohs and awwwhhs. Soldado turns and lifts CJ to his feet and sets him on the top turnbuckle in the corner. CJ hits a strike knocking Soldado back down but Soldado jumps up with a fiery palm to the chin! Soldado gets on the turnbuckles lifting CJ up to his feet.. Both men way up on the top rope! Jimmy Garcia: OH NO!!JJ Biggs: WHATS GONNA HAPPEN HERE!!Jimmy Garcia: THOSE LUCKY CHARMS ARE SCATTERED ON THE CANVAS!!Soldado throws an arm over and grabs CJ... SOLDADO BACKFLIPS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! Jimmy Garcia: SPANISH FLY!!BOTH MEN CRASH DOWN ONTO THE LUCKY CHARMS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! JJ Biggs: HOLY SHIT FIRE!! I STOLE THAT FROM BILLY!! MY GOD WHAT THE HELL DID THEY JUST DO?!Both men roll around in the Lucky Charms in pain as if it's thumb tacks or legos. Jimmy Garcia: This match has gone too far!!Both men continue to roll into opposite corners as Victoria Richardson is wiping Lucky Charms off the front side of Soldado. Jimmy Garcia: What the hell is going to happen next?!BOTH men try to get to their feet.. Phx stumbles around and turns into Soldados grasp where Soldado hits LIBERATOR! Jimmy Garcia: THE LIBERATOR!!Soldado collapses onto CJ! One! Two! Three!! DING DING DING
Jimmy Garcia: This match is over! Thank god!
Richardson gets into the ring and helps Soldado to his feet and raises his arms in victory. He falls back into the turnbuckles barely standing.
CJ rolls out of the ring where Chase Jackson comes out to help him up to his feet.
We slowly fade to a commercial.
JJ Biggs: Good god, these two men put on a god damn show, but it's Soldado coming out the victor! I don't think we're done seeing the last of these two go at it!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2021 23:38:58 GMT -5
Pineapple Promenade Segment
The broadcast switches over to a commercial spot for Pineapple Promenade’s heavily-hyped “Applied Affection Aerobics Va-Va-Volume One.” “Da Damsel in Dat Dress” Azurine Vebbins appears on-screen in a red fenced fishnet bodysuit while Nidrah practices casting a fishing pole. Based on internal market research, the spot sounds comedic. It’s projected to increase downloads/physical release copies at AW’s Shop, but we’ll probably receive actual figures in the coming weeks. Azurine Vebbins: Evenin’, everybody! We amply appreciate you viewin’ dis special spot for our latest edutainment endeavor “Applied Affection Aerobics Va-Va-Volume One.” Like any credible championship couple, Pineapple Promenade prides itself on havin’ a tip-top trainin’ regimen. Nidrah and I hope demonstratin’ our exotic exercises will inspire you to blissfully banter, collaborate on communicatin’ cogent cuddle chatter, and find new ways to get…Nidrah accidentally snags a hook onto a shoulder portion of the fenced fishnet. Azurine Vebbins: Hooked by your hubby. Make sure you catch “Applied Affection Aerobics Va-Va-Volume One” when it becomes available via da AW Network and/or get a display DVD over at deyr shoppin’ portal. Stop tuggin’ Nidrah, you’re gonna yank dis off. Stay Sarong Strong, folk and make sure you stay tuned for our Steel Cage Cha-Cha in tonight’s CruiserClash Main Event for da Cruiserweight Tag-Team Championships against Two Pitched Tents.Before a wardrobe malfunction can occur, the broadcast scrambles back to Jimmy Garcia and JJ Biggs.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2021 23:45:04 GMT -5
One more time in the office
D-Day is leaning back on the couch as Cormack is on the phone. Cormack: Yes, he wants Flop fired, sir. Mhm. Oh. Okay, I'll tell him.
Cormack turns to D-Day.
Cormack: He says he'll look into the contract again, but he's pretty sure he can't fire Flop.
D-Day closes his eyes in frustration and points his finger on the list of stuff he's written down. Cormack talks back into the cell phone.
Cormack: Sir, he's wondering why is Jim Mud still even here? He should be suspended, fired, so- mhm. Okay. Alright sir.
Cormack turns to D-Day.
Cormack: He said his hands are tied.
Cormack goes back to the phone.
Cormack: Alright, yes, sorry to bother you sir. Goodbye.
Cormack hangs up the phone and D-Day begins mumbling in pure rage as Jaice comes back into the office with ice water and some more pills.
Jim Mud comes back into the office.
Jaice and Cormack stand up.
Jim Mud: Ahh, yes, just the men I wanted to see!
Jaice and Cormack raise an eyebrow.
Jim Mud: As co-General Manager..
Crowd boos as D-Day rages in silence.
Jim Mud: I'm here by banning both Cormack and Jaice from appearing on CruiserClash!
Jaice and Cormack step up to Mud and begin to raise a stink.
Jim Mud: Guys, guys, come on, D-Day needs his quiet time, he needs to relax! You're getting him all worked up.
Jaice and Cormack help D-Day back to the couch as he jumped up in frustration. Mud laughs.
Jim Mud: Anyways, I thought you'd be well enough, DONALD to go do this chair shot thing, but looks like you need medicine. I guess I'll go do it. Sigh.
Mud turns to the door but looks back one last time.
Jim Mud: Jaice, Cormack, get lost.
Mud closes the office. We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2021 23:47:19 GMT -5
Main Event Cage Match
Per Jim Mud: Before the match begins, HR Department will hit a steel chair across the head of each superstar Two Gents vs. Pineapple Promenade(c)
We see Jim Mud walking and smiling with a steel chair in his hands as he's twisting it and twirling it around. He's flanked by the H.R. Department just behind him. Jimmy Garcia: Oh man, I think they're coming out this way!JJ Biggs: It must be main event time!My Name Is Mud hits and the crowd boos as Mud comes out first dragging the chair behind him. HR closely behind him as they walk down the ramp. The Cage is already lowering towards the ring. JJ Biggs: This is outrageous .. even for me!Jimmy Garcia: Deruty tried stopping this all night but it looks like it's going to happen.They enter into the cage and stand in the middle of the ring. Jim Mud: Allow me to introduce the teams for tonights Cage Match Cruiserweight Championship match!!The crowd boos Jim Mud but they pop when the sound of trumpet fanfare echoes throughout the arena, as though a monarch is about to enter into a throne room. The brassy sound echoes on the final note, before giving way to Shining Star by Earth Wind and Fire. And it is here that the two gents finally make their appearance... Standing on the ramp together they hold up their hands, shaking their hand in time to the opening riff of the song., the crowd hushes in anticipation as the BWAH of the first trumpet hits. The gents fist bump at this precise moment, triggering two confetti cannons which shoot into the crowd at the same time. They grin and soak in the atmosphere as one of Jenson's LARPing crew walks towards them with a brace of t-shirt cannons on a cushion. He bows in front of the stars as Teo and Jenson take the cannons then start walking toward the ring, shooting t-shirts into the crowd, forwarded by more confetti and ribbons, showerng the crowd with gifts and paper. They finally reach the ring and remove their capes, stepping onto the steel steps and into the cage. The smiles disappear once the music fades. The crowd cheers one more time for Teo and Jenson who stand in front of the HR Department. Radio Gaga plays and the crowd pops for the new Champions! Azurine Vebbins and Nidrah come out and highfive the fans and do their respective poses on the ramp. They get serious though and finish walking down the ramp and onto the steel steps. They give the belts to the ref on the outside and then step into the cage. Another ref steps into the cage as well. The music fades. Jim Mud: Alright, alright, lets get down to business. You win by escaping the cage or pinfall or submission. So who wants to go first?The four of them all stand there not wanting to take part in any of this. Jim Mud: Maybe I should start with just Teo and Jenson. You both should get on your knees.The crowd boos as Jenson and Teo look at Mud as if to say thats not happening. Jim Mud: As CruiserClash showrunner, the executive producer, the lead general manager, THE BOSS, THE MAN.. I'm Cruiserweight GOD... I order you to get on your knees.Teo and Jenson just stare a hole through Mud. Pineapple Promenade try to ask Mud to stop. Jim Mud turns to PP. Jim Mud: SHUT UP, BITCHES.The crowd boooos. Mud turns back to Teo and Jenson who are discussing a gameplan. Mud circles around them. Jim Mud: Tick tock, who wants to go first? Garvey, Samson, they have a steel chair.. and they're ready to use it. It's going to be cracked against your skull so who goes first?Mud stops and winks at Teo and Jenson. Teo and Jenson quickly turn around and CRACK. CRACK. NIDRAH AND VEBBINS DROP LIKE A SACK OF BRICKS. Jimmy Garcia: JESUS CHRIST!!JJ Biggs: CHAIR SHOTS TO THE CHAMPIONS!! HR JUST LAID OUT PROMENADE!The crowd is booing as Teo and Jenson kneel down and try to cover them up and are yelling at HR Department! Peter and Samson are all smiles. Mud is laughing and leaning back against the ropes. Teo and Jenson are trying to get the ref to check on Vebbins and Nidrah who are out cold. Mud stops laughing and says "NOW." CRACK. CRACK. TEO AND JENSON GO DOWN AS THEY'RE HIT WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! JJ Biggs: COME ON!! THIS IS LOW!!Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SHIT!HR Department stand over all four of the superstars as Mud kneels over Jenson and Teo. Jim Mud: DONT CROSS... THE BOSS!! Buwahaha!Mud throws the microphone out of the ring through the cage door and gets HR Department to leave the cage. Mud turns back and winks again as he pulls a long chain out from under the ring and wraps it around the door. The ref tries to stop him from locking it from the outside but Mud throws hte ref down! Jimmy Garcia: OH COME ON!!Mud locks the cage door with a chain and a padlock. Another ref is trying to stop Mud but Mud takes the key and swallows it. He smiles. HR Department and Mud leave the ringside area and start walking up the ramp. Mud is yelling at the ref inside to ring the bell! "RING IT GOD DAMN IT!"The ref inside is shrugging but has to do what he's told. He rings the bell! DING DING DING. Teo, Jenson, Nidrah and Vebbins are down on the canvas barely moving.. Two refs are trying to break the padlock and chain on the outside of the cage door. Jimmy Garcia: He did it! The son of a bitch did it! He put a hit on all four of them and he followed through! He's a sick son of a bitch!JJ Biggs: I can't believe it! He also locked the cage door, so now they can't escape through the door! Like come on!Jimmy Garcia: He's chaos!JJ Biggs: We have to take a quick commercial break but we'll be right back, I swear, we're not going anywhere until this match is over!We fade out with all four superstars still down.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 15, 2021 23:54:11 GMT -5
Main Event Continued..
We come back to CruiserClash main event.. Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back, and we're not going anywhere now folks! Commercials are done!JJ Biggs: This is a Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship match, inside a cage, and yes you're realizing all four superstars are down cause Jim Mud ordered a hit on each of them with a steel chair from Peter and Samson, the Philidor Holdings HR Department!Teo is getting up in the corner first as Nidrah is up as well. Teo comes out of the corner but Nidrah ducks the strike and hits a back suplex just as Vebbins hits a backstabber on Teo! Jimmy Garcia: What a combo!Nidrah covers! One! Two! Jenson makes the save! Jenson is pulled up to his feet, barely standing and Vebbins throws him into the cage head first! He stumbles back and Vebbins hits a belly to back suplex as Nidrah hits a neckbreaker! Another combo! Jimmy Garcia: What a combo AGAIN! Vebbins goes for the cover!She throws an arm over. One! Two! Teo dives and breaks it up! JJ Biggs: Another Championship-save! These superstars look hurt and fatigued!Nidrah and Vebbins pick Teo up and hit a few gut punches and go for a double suplex. They pick him up but Jenson grabs Teos legs and brings him back down! Jenson grabs the arms of Vebbins and Teo and Jenson hit brain-busters in stereo! Jenson covers Vebbins! One! Two! Nidrah kicks Jenson in the head breaking up the pinfall! Teo grabs Nidrah and pulls her to her feet and picks her up from behind and Jenson grabs her legs and Teo turns hitting a neckbreaker on Nidrah as Jenson hits a sitout powerbomb! Jimmy Garcia: These tag teams going back and forth!Teo turning over and pinning Nidrah! One! Two! Vebbins dives onto Teo breaking the pin! Jimmy Garcia: Back and forth! Tit for tat!JJ Biggs: Pineapple Promenade trying to hold onto their newly won Tag Team Championships!Teo stands up and hits a powerslam on Vebbins in the middle of the ring. He backs into the corner and comes flying out hitting a 360 discus lariat knocking Vebbins down! Teo and Jenson notice the cage door locked and decide to climb the cage to escape! Teo begins to climb as Jenson climbs on the other side! Teo jumps to the top rope. He jumps to the top of the cage pulling himself up. Jenson is pulled off the cage by Vebbins and hit in the back of the head! Vebbins and Nidrah begin to knee and strike at Jenson! Jimmy Garcia: Both superstars have to escape to win!JJ Biggs: Teo notices Jenson is in trouble!Teo is hanging on the other side of the cage but notices Jenson in trouble! Teo climbs back to the top of the cage. Jimmy Garcia: Teo is coming back!JJ Biggs: Two Gents sticks together!Teo is standing on top of the cage... looking down.. Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god! Whats he doing!?Teo looks out at the crowd and signals at them! They're going crazy! Teo jumps off the top of the cage with a moonsault!! JJ Biggs: LOOK OUT BELOW!!Nidrah and Vebbins turn around and TEO CRASHES ON TO THEM WITH HIS MOONSAULT! Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SHIT!!Teo bounces off the canvas hard and begins holding his knees and ribcage! Jenson crawls over and pins Vebbins!! ONE!! TWO!! THR- VEBBINS KICKS OUT!! The crowd pops as Jenson rolls over and puts an arm over Nidrah!! ONE!! TWO!! THR- NIDRAH KICKS OUT!! Jimmy Garcia: PINEAPPLE PROMENADE ARE STILL IN THIS!!JJ Biggs: TEO LOOKS HURT THOUGH!Jenson gets to his knees and brushes his hair back and picks up Nidrah to a seated position. Jenson gets to his feet and grabs Teo pulling him up to his feet. Teo and Jenson back into separate corners and point at Nidrah on her knees in the middle of the ring. Jenson and Teo RUSH out of the corners at the same time but Vebbins spears Teo from the side INTO THE CAGE WALL/ROPES!! Just as Nidrah side steps and shoves Jenson head first into the cage!! Jimmy Garcia: This might be the opening they need!Nidrah hits the ropes and hits a clothesline on Jenson but he ducks the clothesline, and she hits the ropes again and Jenson catches her and falls back and both crash into the cage wall/ropes!! They go down! Teo is down! Vebbins is trying to stir to her feet.. Vebbins gets to her feet and picks up Jenson and pulls him to the middle of the ring where she goes for a suplex but Jenson floats out of it and lands behind her! He grabs her for a back suplex but Vebbins backflips and lands behind him! She grabs him for a back suplex and Jenson lands behind her and shoves her forward into it.. Jimmy Garcia: A BLAZING KNEE!!Vebbins goes down!! Teo drops down on top of her. Nidrah gets up but Jenson spears her down! A ref begins the count! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!JJ Biggs: TWO GENTS ARE TWO TIME CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!Jenson and Teo can barely move as the cage begins to rise. Jimmy Garcia: This match is over and it's Teo and Jenson winning the belts back!Officials and medical personnel come down the ramp and immediately slide into the ring and check on all four superstars. Jimmy Garcia: TWO GENTS ARE CRUSIERWEIGHT TAG CHAMPIONS!!JJ Biggs: BUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH JIM MUD AND DONALD DERUTY?!Jimmy Garcia: WHAT IS GOING ON WITH CRUISERCLASH!?JJ Biggs: WE'RE OUT OF TIME!!
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