Post by Tsukiko on Mar 14, 2021 21:28:41 GMT -5
The familiar cheesy Eighties newsroom theme music plays and the camera fades into the reveal of the fan's favorite, cartoonishly colored news anchor set comes into view. Lyan Rogan (aka Ryan Logan) sitting in the seat behind the desk while Tsukiko (the star duh!) sat atop the desk with her legs dangling over the edge; Fox mask sitting as the centerpiece upon the desk.
"Yo, yo! What up CrusierClash? It's your favorite foxy duo here with a VERY special edition of the critically acclaimed show that people fail to shame; The Fox Repoooooooooooort."
"Kon'nichwa!"
"Yep! Yep! Now on to the serious stuff."
"Chō shinkoku."
"So earlier this month Miss Bauer, Action Wrestling's go-to girl for all things scoopy, declared to the that she would be conducting an investigation into whoever it was that decided that writing some pretty cruel stuff upon her face a couple of weeks prior. Now, being the well respected and babyface biznitches that we are, I would like to formally declare that neither Tsu nor myself had anything to do with what happened and we would greatly appreciate it if she found it in her heart to strike our names from that list she has."
"Yarimasendeshita!"
"Exactly! We didn't have anything to do with it! However, since your a woman of boundless professionalism, we are more than willing to provide the proof needed to prove our innocence. Proof that totally proves that we were chillin' in catering and chowin' down at the time of the diabolical incident!"
"Amerika no tabemono wa aburakkoidesuga yoidesu."
"That's right, Tsu! American food is greasy eh-eff, but damn good!"
Looking at each other, the two best friends nodded in unison before turning back to the camera.
"Alright, alright, alright; now that's out of the way let's get down to business-"
"Hane o taosu tame ni!"
"Tsu!"
"Nani?"
"This isn't the time for random Disney movie quotes. It's time to fight!"
"Sore wa kōseidesu."
After an exaggerated eye roll, Ryan gave herself a quick shake and got back into the game! Meanwhile, Tsukiko merely shrugged and fixed the camera with a cheeky grin. She knew full well what she did!
"Alright; so as many of you know, the last few CruiserClash shows haven't gone in a favorable way for The SHimmering Kitsune. Say what you will, but coming up short against Lissie Hope and CJ Phoenix is still considered big ol' L in the win-loss column. Now, as proud wrestlers and fans, we would like to get back on track. To do that, our girl here needs to bust the noggin of one of eh-dub's latest signees. You know her. Ya love her. Heck, you might even have a foot fetish cause of her! it's Minka Starr."
Loudly slapping the desk for emphasis, Ryan smiled as Tsukiko hopped off the desk; fixing the camera with a fierce stare of determination and unbridled spirit!
GO! GO! POWER SUBTITLES!
{As previously stated by Logan-chan, the last several weeks have ended with the bitter taste of defeat. However, there is no dishonor in defeat for every warrior on Crusierclash is worthy of respect for both their spirit and the dedication in which they practice their beloved craft. Even so, I must now right my course and continue on with my path to championship glory and in order to do so I must face my next opponent with the fiercest of spirit and the deadliest of strikes!
Starr-chan; I bid thee welcome to the kami blessed battlefield that we have come to know as Cruiserclash. Although this is not your first match, even I am able to tell that you are a warrior certainly on the rise. Unfortunately, that ascension shall come to a halt this Monday Night when we clash within that ring. Your victory over Scott-kun is something that you should rightly enjoy but not linger upon. For you are merely an untested warrior that will soon discover their limit that they must someday overcome.
When we meet on Cruiserclash you shall yourself being outdone blow for blow; kick for kick. Then, once you have proven yourself to be worthy enough, you shall suffer the full brunt of the Moon Breaker; an honorable defeat.}
Starr-chan; I bid thee welcome to the kami blessed battlefield that we have come to know as Cruiserclash. Although this is not your first match, even I am able to tell that you are a warrior certainly on the rise. Unfortunately, that ascension shall come to a halt this Monday Night when we clash within that ring. Your victory over Scott-kun is something that you should rightly enjoy but not linger upon. For you are merely an untested warrior that will soon discover their limit that they must someday overcome.
When we meet on Cruiserclash you shall yourself being outdone blow for blow; kick for kick. Then, once you have proven yourself to be worthy enough, you shall suffer the full brunt of the Moon Breaker; an honorable defeat.}