Jayson Price
Professional Wrestler
Slightly less drunk than usual
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Post by Jayson Price on Feb 21, 2021 21:41:58 GMT -5
The scene opens in the backstage area of Hawks Arena as a visibly intoxicated Jayson Price can be seen stumbling down a hallway, putting his right hand up to the wall occasionally to keep himself upright while a bottle of Jack Daniels is clutched in his left. Adding to the alarming nature of his state, he's got his elbow pads and knee pads on but is in his underwear instead of his trunks and is also barefoot.
Jayson Price: BOUCHER! YOU GET YOUR STUTTERING ASS OUT HERE AND FIGHT ME! WHERE ARE YOU MAMA'S BOY?!
Price takes a long swig of whiskey before throwing the bottle against the wall, shattering it. He continues stumbling forward, walking across the glass barefoot seemingly unfazed. Finally an AW official appears running down the hall, a rather worried expression on his face.
Official: Price?! Are you okay? Did something happen to you?
Jayson Price: GET ME BOBBY BOUCHER! I'MA STOMP HIS ASS AND THEN FUCK THAT HOT PIECE OF ASS VICKI VALLENCOURT!
Official: What?! Oh god, you're drunk again. Come on, let me help you back to your hotel. And why are your feet bleeding?!
Jayson Price: DON'T TOUCH ME! FIND ME THE WATERBOY SO WE CAN GET THIS MATCH STARTED!
Official: You moron it's Sunday! And you're not facing Bobby Boucher, you're facing Trey Bouchet! Now come on, let's get you to your hote-
Price grabs the official by his shirt collar and launches him into the nearby wall. More officials appear from out of nowhere to try and get Price under control.
Jayson Price: QUIT HIDING HIM FROM ME! I KNOW HE'S HERE! GET OUT HERE AND FIGHT ME COWARD! FIRST YOU AND THEN HAPPY GILMORE GETS IT NEXT!
The scene quickly fades out as Price can be seen throwing punches at officials.
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