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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 0:23:44 GMT -5
Scenes opens up to a black SUV pulling up. The driver gets out of the car and walks to the back door. He opens it up.
Out steps Torture.
Crowd pops.
Torture begins walking through the parking garage and now he's inside the building. He's walking towards gorilla but he stops. He smirks.
The camera pans over and it's Jaice and Cormack.
Torture: Whats up, guys?
Jaice Wilds: An intern told me to tell you that your son, Pasternak wanted to speak to you before you went out there.
Torture: Oh?
Jaice Wilds: I think it was an intern, but either way, Pasternak wanted to discuss an option before you went out there and did whatever it is you're doing.
Torture: I'm going to fix that mess from the end of Revolution.
Jaice Wilds: Right, right, but I think Pasternak wants to see you. It seemed urgent?
Torture "hmmms" to himself and turns rather than heading towards gorilla, he heads towards Pasternaks office.
Billy: I thought he was coming out here?!
Chris Avery: I guess not!
We move into a montage from Revolution and a musical interlude.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 0:26:08 GMT -5
Pyros blast off inside the Toyota Center as the Portland crowd comes to their feet. Billy: WELCOME, ladies and gentlemen, to Monday Night Clash! We’re hot off the heels of a wild Revolution Pay Per View!Chris Avery: We’ll see plenty of fallout tonight. Championships changed hands, tensions are building and the road to Evolution is JUST getting started with the OG Bishop BattleBowl tournament starting tonight.Billy: The biggest title change from last night, ofcourse, was Ash Blake defeating Cor-“M83” By Midnight City hits, the banger filling the arena as the loud cheering excitement for the night ahead turns to boos in response. Jim Mud and Noris Cranley come out onto the entrance stage with their arms open in pose. Chris Avery: Way to go, Billy, you summoned them.Billy: Well, not a huge surprise here, I think we’re starting tonight off with a Philidor visit!Carter Shaw comes out in between them, All-In briefcase held high above his head. Olivia Adler is right beside him as well, dressed in all-business attire. The other three are wearing matching Philidor Holdings L.L.C.-branded shirts. They part to respective sides as the towering figures of the H.R. Department appear next, Ash Blake seated on their shoulders with the AW World Championship held high. Billy: Still hard to believe that Ash Blake, after winning the #1 Contendership over Wesley and Howard Black, beat Corey Black on the White House lawn last week to become our NEW AW World Champion.Chris Avery: It shouldn’t be too hard to believe, Billy. Anything she’s set her sights on here, she has taken. Philidor Holdings now holds this industry’s biggest prize.Billy: And I don’t think anyone’s really sure how to feel about it.The group has made their way down to the ring, entering one by one. The music cuts as Ash Blake is handed a microphone, looking so small and innocent between the towers of Peter Garvey and Samson Saltair. She goes to speak, the crowd unrelenting in their jeers and boos. Ash Blake: I love this.The crowd erupts with a wave of even louder jeers, seemingly attempting to drown out the champion entirely. All Ash can do is laugh, shrugging as she looks to her compatriots with a bemused expression. Ash Blake: Is this supposed to shut me up?Another wave of boos. Ash grins from ear to ear. Ash Blake: God, I love this so much. I open my mouth and a captive audience spews venomous hate, curses the day I was born. I love the passion, I love the fire, but I think the thing I love the most is that it's all you could ever hope to do to me. You could bask in the relatability; all your heroes are just as impotent.The crowd EXPLODES with jeers. Ash Blake: I guess that's just what you get when you put your faith in the hands of morally weak charlatans like Corey Black. You were pretty much doomed for disappointment from the jump on that one. But I get it, you wanted to rebel a little. Rage against the machine best positioned to return something resembling order. To smother the glowy-eyed psychos who thrive on chaos and despair in the crib. To make this company into something resembling respectable.A beat, as Ash savors the moment. Ash Blake: From the minute Philidor Holdings made its intentions with Action Wrestling clear, we've been quick to remind you at every possible moment that we have never been in the wrestling business. We're in the empire business, and I don't think we've needed to line the streets with the crucified bodies of our enemies to show that we've accomplished just that. We showed Corey Black mercy, and when he didn't respect the offering, we swung back and finished the job. We proved that no matter how hard he wanted to pretend otherwise, his whole unfortunate reign was little more than us playing with our food.More boos as Ash takes a step back, putting focus on the rest of the stable. Ash Blake: You can pray all you like, but we have become Philidor, Devourer of Gods.Ash Blake cheerfully hands the microphone to Carter Shaw, who steps to the middle, briefcase in tow. Before he says anything, he slowly raises the briefcase up over his head again, a determined look on his face. Carter Shaw: I don’t think the lot of you are grasping the gravity of the situation here. You’re seeing HISTORY here. Ash Blake wins the World Championship and, for the first time in AW, the All-In briefcase is right alongside it. The power of this briefcase shifts. For the first time...this isn’t a threat to the World Champ. This isn’t the pending cash-in that I toyed with Corey Black about week after week. This briefcase becomes an INSURANCE PLAN.The boos heighten, Shaw not finding the hint of crowd-love he typically still does. He nods as he shoots a smirk to his fellow Philidor compatriots. Carter Shaw: Later tonight, I team up with Kyle Kemp, leader of The Following...and I’ll tell you all exactly what I told him earlier this week. Carter Shaw is no puppet. The All-In contract is no attached string. THIS right here? Me, Noris, Mud? H.R., Ms. Blake? PHILIDOR is a SYMBIOTIC relationship, all around. I will be proud to do my sponsorship justice by having the World Champion’s back.He leans in close to the hard camera, baby blues shooting through to each viewer. Carter Shaw: And to anybody who steps up and earns the honor of challenging Ash Blake? Know this...your dream of beating her, of taking this World Championship from Philidor’s grasp? That dream will...end...in this briefcase bringing it right back to us. It’s just one more dead end for you to hit.With one more sly smirk, he holds the mic out towards the camera and drops it flat. The heat is REAL coming from the crowd, Shaw clearly embracing his current role. “M83” By Midnight City hits once again as Philidor plays to the crowd a bit before leaving the ring together to retreat back to the Philidor Lounge. Billy: Well, it’s pieces we clearly put together after Ash Blake became the champion last week, but to actually hear it from Shaw’s mouth is…Chris Avery: It SUCKS, Billy. The All-In briefcase is all about being on the offense. Now, for the first time, it’s defense. Another line of defense for the World Champion Ash Blake.Billy: Well let’s hit our first commercial break, we’ve got an AMAZING night of OG BISHOP BATTLEBOWL MEMORIAL ahead.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 0:28:12 GMT -5
Johnny Bacchus vs. Mr. Abraham vs. Jeffrey Cuddletrousers Adilene Floyd: The following match is a triple threat and is scheduled for one fall!“Back Up Against the Wall” by Rancid hits, and I (Johnny Bacchus, not me) just sort of come out. I (again, Johnny) seems pretty starstruck by the whole fans and walking down the ramp experience, I (JOHNNY!) guess(es). Billy: Jeez, act like you’ve been there, Zoomer!Chris Avery: That’s not fair, Billy. Johnny Bacchus proved he belongs when he scored an impressive victory against the World Cup winner Fortune and a talented Julian Park.Several long notes cull the audience towards the ramp where every available spotlight focuses on the entranceway, wherein a sudden blast of a fog machine, emerges the large and imposing shape of Mr. Abraham. “Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition” announces him to the audience with grandiose prominence. Adilene Floyd: Entering the ring from Locus Grove, Georgia… weighing 255 pounds… Mr. Abraham!Chris Avery: Mr. Abraham is making his Action Wrestling debut tonight; transitioning from proselytizing to pugilism.Billy: Bwuh?Chris Avery: From preaching to punching.Billy: Ah.Mr. Abraham adjusts his coat on the way to the ring, sporting the energy of a Kentucky colonel combined with the class of an antebellum gentleman. He ignores the cheering fans while extending half hearted “blessings” onto any that wish to greet him with grace. He then uses the stairs to enter the ring looking smug about his chances. Once in the ring center, Abraham holds his arms high as if to feel the anointing of holy spiritual energy entering his body moments before readying for the match in his corner. Billy: If Mr. Abraham is serious about removing sin from AW he’ll literally be taking food off Byron Bathory’s plate!"Mr. Blue Sky" begins to play throughout the arena. As the drums come in, Jeffrey dances out from backstage, rallying the crowd to clap along to the beat while he dances down the ramp. Adilene Floyd: Dancing his way to the ring, from Main Street USA, weighing in at 270 lbs.; he is The Apple-Cheeked All-Star: JEFFREY CUDDLETROUSERS!Chris Avery: Cuddletrousers had a great showing in his first Clash match, going toe to toe with the aforementioned Sin Eater Byron Bathory. He came up short then, but he’s got a chance to make up for it tonight.Jeffrey dances around the ring, high-fiving fans and dancing with the crowd. After a while, he rolls into the ring, as he dances the Carlton to the amusement of the crowd. After raising both hands to the audience, he turns to his opponent, bouncing on either foot. Billy: Imma ship Cuddletrousers and Debra Monroe and call their tag team Public Displays of Affliction. Give me the book, Pasta!The referee gathers all three men and lays down the rules for the match. He then motions to the timekeeper, who rings the bell, and we’re underway! Abraham and Cuddletrousers immediately begin trading heavy blows while Bacchus watches. When the bigger Cuddletrousers starts to get the upper hand Johnny chop blocks him and starts punching at Abraham himself. He tries whipping Abraham to the corner, but Abraham reverses it and then creams him with a big boot. Before he can capitalize, Cuddletrousers comes up behind him and taps his shoulder. When Abraham turns the Apple-Cheeked All-Star hits a forearm to the jaw, then throws him across the ring with a massive overhead belly to belly suplex! Chris Avery: Nice suplex!Billy: Everything about Jeffrey Cuddletrousers is nice, pardner!During the exchange Bacchus wisely dips outside and drops down off the apron. Cuddletrousers shrugs and shifts his attention back to Abraham. He moves to engage, pulling Abraham up, but the minister counters with an elbow to the mush. He scoop slams Cuddletrousers, then applies a seated chinlock. Bacchus slides into the ring and starts kicking at Abraham. Abraham releases the hold and rounds on Bacchus. He tries for a clothesline, but Johnny ducks under and hits several jabs to Abraham’s ribs. Abraham lunges at him again, but the nimble Bacchus dances out of the way, only to trip over Cuddletrousers as he’s trying to get to his feet. Chris Avery: A little bit of Johnny’s inexperience showing there.An apologetic Cuddletrousers rises and tries to help Johnny up, only to get a double sledge to the back of the head from Abraham. The preacher pushes Jeffrey aside and targets the downed Bacchus, viciously stomping on the smaller man. He herks the Obnoxious one up and choke tosses him. Before he can pursue he’s spun around by Cuddletrousers who headbutts him, and then hits a Northern Lights suplex. He drops an elbow on Abraham and covers. One! Abraham kicks out just as Bacchus flies in to break up the pin. He kicks at Cuddletrousers, and tries for a spinning neckbreaker, but Jeffrey powers out. He dropkicks Bacchus, who stumbles back into Abraham. Abraham immediately puts Johnny into a full nelson. Billy: Some inadvertent teamwork on the part of Jeffrey Cuddletrousers and Mister Abraham!Cuddletrousers watches while Abraham rag-dolls Bacchus, seemingly conflicted on whether or not he should take advantage of either man’s situation. He scratches his head contemplatively. The crowd begins a “Cud-Dle Trou-Sers!” chant to encourage him. Finally he decides on a course of action, running the ropes and levelling both men on the comeback with a crossbody! Cuddletrousers tries to pin Bacchus. One! Two! Kickout! Cuddletrousers tries to pin Abraham. One! Kickout! All three men rise to a vertical base, eyeing each other warily. Finally Abraham steps up and punches Cuddletrousers. The crowd boos. Cuddletrousers punches Abraham. The crowd cheers. Bacchus punches Abraham. The crowd cheers. Bacchus punches Cuddletrousers. The crowd boos. Abraham punches Bacchus. Half the crowd cheers, half the crowd boos. The three men keep rocking each other with haymakers, with the crowd either cheering or booing depending on who hits whom until- Billy: Falcon Punch!Bacchus drops Cuddletrousers! He tries to cover! Chris Avery: Chokeslam!Abraham drops Bacchus! He tries to apply an Iron claw (Prophetic Hand)! Billy: Sleeper!Cuddletrousers scoops up Abraham and applies his rock-a-bye submission! Chris Avery: Fetch the Guillotine!Johnny lurches to his feet and hits his slingblade/sleeper combo on Cuddletrousers! Johnny gets up and shoves Abraham out of the ring! He pins Cuddletrousers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING
Billy: What a win! Nice win!
Chris Avery: Real nice win! What a win for him!
Billy: He wins here tonight on Monday Night Clash!
Chris Avery: What a win for him in Action Wrestling!
We fade out to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 0:30:19 GMT -5
Who Is This?
The camera fades in to reveal a dark room dimly lit by sixteen candles strewn about in a seemingly unorganized manner; candlelight shadows dancing upon the walls. Yet, even amongst the poor light conditions, there unmistakably stood a figure draped in a long flowing black robe; face hidden beneath the opaque fabric of the hood. Mysterious Figure: Action Wrestling finds itself upon the road to Evolution, a time that has become the pinnacle of what every person strives for. Tonight, sixteen teams comprised of thirty-two people shall begin to traverse the path to obtain the coveted reward awaiting the victor of the acclaimed Battlebowl; the final entry into the Havoc Rumble. Yet, for me, these thirty-two represent an opportunity to restore the delicate balance that has long since gone askew.Then, as if a sudden gust of wind had been let into the room, the sixteen candles went out to leave the screen completely black. Yet, the frigid voice continued on. Mysterious Figure: Good luck and remember that I will be watching.Without fanfare or any else of the sort, the scene ended; jumping unto the next pivotal moment within the Action Wrestling universe.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 0:33:57 GMT -5
Noris Cranley & Claire Hawkins vs. Soldado Fortuna & Andrew Stone Adilene Floyd: The following is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, weighing in at 220 lbs... "THE FILTH LORD"... ANDREW STONE!"Billie Jean" starts on the PA. Out steps Andrew with a big smile on his face to a chorus of loud boos from the crowd. He stops to soak it all in before slowly walking down to the ring where he awaits his opponent. Billy: SHIT YEAH, YOU READY TO GET FILTHY??Chris Avery: You disgust me.Adilene Floyd: And his partner...Black smoke fills the top of the entrance ramp. Cut the Cord begins to play and out of the black smoke steps Soldado Fortuna, accompanied by Victoria Richardson. Both look out into the crowd, then at each other. Victoria gives Soldado a nod and he begins making his way down the ramp, his manager a step behind him, brandishing a microphone Victoria Richardson: Ladies and gentlemen, on his way to the ring as we speak, hailing from Tijuana, Mexico, he stands at six feet tall, he weighs in at 200 pounds, he is the client of yours truly, Victoria Richardson....I proudly present to you all...SOLDADO....FORTUNASoldado and Victoria enter the ring. Soldado heads to the turnbuckle and poses with his arms outstretched and his head to the sky, as Victoria emphatically points to her client. Soldado then sits on the top turnbuckle, as Victoria exits the ring. Chris Avery: Battlebowl is providing absolutely batshit insane teams we'd never see, like the odd couple of, well, the gentlemen's club coinnesseur Stone teaming with the mysterious luchador and his manager.Billy: Stoney's givin' Richardson the eyeball grope! The old up and down!!Adilene Floyd: And their opponents... weighing in first, at 188 lbs, representing Philidor Holdings, LLC... "THE INFLUENCER"... NORIS CRANLEY!!"Butterfly Effect" kicks off around through the arena's public surround systems ordering a rave-like flashing of purplish lights to shine around the audience. From there, the young Noris Cranley is center stage watching the audience with a confident smile on his face as the music continues to turn up the environment into a pumping one. Fumes of smoke emerges from the stage on each side of his presence in accordance with the music's beat tempo as he walks down to the ring nodding his head to the beat while enjoying the attention from the fans although it isn't a welcoming one. Standing in front of the apron facing the stage, he bends down to a knee giving thanks to the man above. Noris takes off to the steel steps, climbing them to the apron and then standing on the middle turnbuckle on the outside of the ropes. He looks off to the fans at ringside then to every person around the interior of the arena before raising both his arms up in an cross 'X' shape. Smoke fumes explode higher from the stage area before he drops down over the ropes into the center of the ring to look at the audience with another smile on his face. The lights return to their brightening glow illuminating every detailed piece within the vicinity. Chris Avery: Cranley coming off a huge match at Revolution where he fell just short of claiming the TV title from Downfall... but the Influencer is always looking for a way back to the top.Adilene Floyd: And his partner... weighing in at 145 pounds, she is "The Witch"... CLAIRE HAWKINS!!As the world falls; wider grows disaster's maw Desperate the thralls call; thee three crows caw As those words faded to black, a shrill Banshee’s Wail rang out through the stadium and everything went as dark as it possibly could. A moment later, the beginnings of Orbit Culture’s Nensha began to play; a light layer of smoke appeared upon the stage as the lights began to frantically flash in sync with the music. As the music increased in pace, so did the flashing of the lights; a silhouette of a person appearing upon the stage, hunched forward. PICK UP THE BONES! Abruptly, the lights return to normal in time to see the person lean backward and release a deep guttural scream upwards to the heavens from parted lips painted black. Upon finishing the guttural growl, the person titled their head down and fixated their fiery crimson gaze upon the ring; the Action Wrestling crowd letting out a sizable pop. With skin as pale as porcelain and clearly dressed to compete within the squared circle, the person was none other than the Witch of Action Wrestling; Claire Hawkins! Once she reached the ringside area Claire paused for a moment to look at the cameraman that had dared to get close enough to get a good shot of her face. With a vicious snarl, Claire let out another one of those screams and forced the cameraman to quickly backpedal. Feeling pleased with herself, Claire made her way over to the steps and into the ring. Once she was in the ring she walked to the side of the ring where the hard camera was and stepped onto the second rope, leaned forward a little to keep her balance, and held her arms up while she held up in the "Devil Horns" gesture as pyro shot up from the ring posts. All the while bellowing out that same savage, guttural scream. Chris Avery: Talk about odd couples, Cranley and Hawkins have even less in common than their opponents.Noris and Claire are shown talking among themselves and trying to get on the same page, as Cranley is arrogantly trying to tell Claire to follow his lead. Across the ring, Stone and Soldado talk last minute, and Stone squints at Soldado, asking him if his mask is a diaper. Soldado looks over, clearly frustrated at his manager, who throws her hands up in a huff of frustration. Soldado steps out to the ring apron. There's an ovation at the sound of the bell as Stone and Noris Cranley circle each other in the ring. They look to lock up, only Noris halts him and shakes his head, looking at Stone in disgust. Andrew holds his hands out, then offers a hand out to the younger man, saying "Here kid, wanna sniff my fingers" and Cranley bats his arm away. Stone turns to the crowd, holding his hands out. Cranley tells him to get Soldado in here or this match isn't going to start. Billy: Just smell his fingers, son, you'll like it.Chris Avery: Do not, under any circumstances, do that.Stone walks towards the corner where Soldado extends his hand. Noris and Soldado lock up center ring. Each man is shown jockeying for position before it's Noris who latches on to a side headlock. The crowd boo's as Cranley cranks down on the pressure before being backed against the ropes by Soldado, Soldado shoots Noris across the ring with an irish whip, Noris bounces off the ropes as Soldado drops down to his chest, Noris leaps over Soldado hitting the near side, Soldado pops up to a vertical base where he sends Noris to the mat with a hiptoss take over! Noris pops back to his feet where he's met with a standing dropkick by Soldado to a huge pop from the crowd! Both Soldado and Cranley quickly get to their feet where Soldado takes Cranley over with a side headlock to the mat forcing both both shoulders to the mat. The referee: One- Noris rolls his body over getting his shoulders off the mat before countering with a head scissors on Soldado, Soldado works his way to his knee's before flipping over Cranley stacking his shoulders to the mat a second time. The referee: One - Noris bridges up out of the pinfall attempt before countering with a backslide! The referee: One... Two... Kickout. Noris and Soldado are quickly to a vertical base. Cranley thumbs Soldado in the eye to loud boo's from the crowd. Cranley hammers Soldado with a hard right hand followed by a chop across the chest that sends Soldado back into a neutral corner. Noris comes forward with a boot to the midsection before landing a forearm across the jaw! Noris brings Soldado out of the corner with a snapmare before kicking Soldado straight between the shoulder blades with a violent kick. Cranley stomps away at Soldado before picking him up off the mat. Cranley shoots Soldado across the ring into a neutral corner. Cranley charges in after Soldado where he's met with a reverse elbow that staggers Noris out to the center of the ring. Soldado rushes from the corner, ducking under a clothesline attempt, while latching on to a back waist lock where he peels off a Chaos theory. Chris Avery: Cranley is trying to cut too many corners, he's in there with one of the true highlights of the current Cruiserclash roster right now.Billy: You know they're calling that the A-show right now? That makes me worry 'bout my job security, Avery. They're TAKIN' OUR JOBS.Chris Avery: Nobody is taking your job, Billy, just call the match.Soldado is the first to his feet. He motions for his opponent to get up. Noris stumbles to his feet where he walks into a lift up onto the shoulders of the luchador, and being crushed into the mat with an Alabama slamma. Fortuna is quick into the cover, where he hooks the nearest leg. The referee: One... Two... Kickout. Noris shoots a shoulder up off the mat. Soldado looks over at Victoria Richardson, banging on the mat. Andrew Stone is looking down at Richardson, lecherously, and he gives her a "how you doin'" head nod. Victoria Richardson, scoffing, makes sure her cleavage is covered and keeps her distance. Soldado grabs his opponent by the head, picking Noris up off the mat, before blasting him with a european uppercut; which sends Noris back into the corner that houses Stone. Soldado comes forward tagging Stone into the contest. Stone swaggers forward, poking his chest out and saying something offensively racist that we shall censor here, use your imagination. Chris Avery: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TELEVISION!!Billy: I CAN'T BELIEVE THE OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE THAT YOU AND I JUST TOTALLY HEARD!Regardless of what he actually said, Stone enters the ring as Soldado exits and reevaluates his life choices. Stone, braggadociously, brings Noris out to the center of the ring to execute a side Russian legsweep. Stone follows up with a cover of his own. The referee: One... Two... Kickout! Stone reaches his feet where he picks Noris up off the mat before leveling him with a right hand that rocks Noris back into the ropes. Stone takes Noris across the ring with an irish whip, Noris bounces off the ropes, Stone drops his head looking for a back body drop, but he's met with a swinging neckbreaker! Noris rolls over pushing himself up where he picks Stone up off the mat, he drives him back into the corner that houses Claire. Claire tags into the contest where she climbs up to the top turnbuckle, Noris sends Stone across the ring, Stone bounces off the ropes where Noris catches him with a sidewalk slam, Claire comes off the top rope with an elbow drop across the chest of Stone. She executes the cover, hooking the near leg. Chris Avery: Wait a minute - what is this?!Billy: A sudden burst of cohesive teamwork?? In my Battlebowl??Chris Avery: It's more likely than you might think!The referee: One... Two... Kickout. Stone throws a shoulder up off the mat to a pop from the crowd. Claire locks in a rear chin lock on the larger alpha male. Stone starts working his way to his feet before turning into the chin lock, he looks to deliver a side suplex only to have Claire flip over his back, Stone spins around with a clothesline that Claire ducks. Stone keeps following through, moving forward, and then Claire snakes around with a sleeper hold. The Metal Witch shrieks as she thrashes back and forth. Long seconds tick by in the hold, as Claire is trying to wear the much taller and heavier Stone down. Stone begins to falter and stumble, losing his vertical base. The referee checks Stone's hand, but he waves it off, low energy. Stone's hand clenches, and he fights back, peeling the hands of Claire off and then, after another few seconds of her holding on as best she can, Stone counters the sleeper hold with a jaw breaker. Claire falls off. And Stone sits up, gasping in lungfuls of air and shaking the blinking lights out of his eyes. After another few moments to recuperate, Stone gets back to his feet, where he catches Claire with a boot to the gut, then he hits three consecutive powerbombs onto the smaller Hawkins, finishing it off with a Samoan drop. After all that, Stone manages to crawl into the cover. Billy: Whiskey River!!The referee: One... Two... Thr- Kickout. Claire shoots a shoulder up off the mat to a gasp from the crowd. Stone reaches his feet where he picks Claire up off the mat, he laces her across the chest with a knife edge chop that sends Claire back into the ropes. Stone smiles, saying something misogynistic about the affected area. Stone comes forward, driving a boot to the midsection before locking on a front face lock, hoisting Claire up for a suplex but dropping Claire stomach first across the top rope. Claire bounces off the ropes landing on the ring apron. The crowd roars as Stone looks at Claire, an then at her partner, and spits towards Noris Cranley! Chris Avery: Utmost disrespect! That's...Billy: That's one rude, crude dude with attitude!The Philidor Influencer talks mad shit to Andrew Stone, who arrogantly calls him a punk kid and all kinds of names. However, he's taken his eye off Claire, who grabs Stone and yanks his head down, snapping his neck off the top rope. Stone falls back onto the mat, holding his windpipe. Claire grabs Stone by the legs, pulling him out into the aisle, and sends him crashing shoulder first into the ring steps. Claire, satisfied with the damage she's caused, lifts Stone up off the floor before throwing him back into the ring where she slides in after him, covering the Filth Lord. The referee: One... Two... Thr- Kickout! An annoyed Claire reaches her feet, lifting Stone up before scooping him up and slamming him to the mat. The crowd boo's intently as Claire makes her way towards a nuetral corner where she starts climbing up to the top turnbuckle. She leaps off with a moonsault. The crowd roars as Stone pulls both knees up sending Claire crashing stomach first into them. Claire clutches at her chest while Stone crawls towards his corner, Soldado eagerly stands on the apron with his hand extended out towards the ring. Stone finally makes the corner where Soldado is tagged into the contest, much to the delight of a crowd that's had enough of this mf. Soldado enters the ring where he mows Claire down with a wheel kick. Claire gets back to her feet where she swings at Soldado, Soldado ducks the clothesline while taking a back waist lock! Soldado delivers a German suplex, he rolls through before picking Claire back up delivering a second German suplex before rolling through against, he picks Claire up before delivering a release German suplex to a thunderous ovation from the crowd! Soldado rolls out to the ring apron before pulling himself to his feet. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle where he stands up before sailing off the top rope, coming down and taking a rising Claire off guard with a diving codebreaker! Billy: Siesta Permanente!!Chris Avery: Claire may need Kaiser Permanente for her dental work after that!Soldado scrambles over for the cover... The referee: One... Two... Three- Noris Cranley enters the ring pulling Soldado off the cover before the fatal count of three. Chris Avery: Noris Cranley just saved this match for their Battlebowl team!!The referee blocks Noris, telling him to leave the ring, and Noris points and shouts at the other team, as Soldado yells at him in Spanish. Soldado turns back to his opponent in ring. He lifts a groggy Claire up off the mat before shooting her into a neutral corner. Soldado charges full speed ahead where he looks for a corner spear, but Claire sidesteps Soldado sending him crashing right shoulder first into the ring post. Soldado hangs limply in the corner, and he eeks out from between the turnbuckles, gingerly cradling his arm. Claire takes the opportunity to roll through towards her corner, where Noris Cranley tags into the contest. Noris quickly enters the ring like a shark that smells blood. He makes his way towards Soldado pulling him back into the ring where he takes him to the mat with a guillotine choke. Noris applies more and more pressure to the guillotine as the referee is in prime position to ask Soldado to surrender. Soldado shakes off the attempt. The crowd roars with boo's as Cranley cranks back further and further on the hold, wrenching the neck. Soldado tries to push himself up off the mat. The crowd comes alive as Stone enters the ring where he kicks Noris in the face causing the hold to be broken! Both Noris and Soldado lay on the mat, stunned and gasping. The referee forces Stone back out of the ring. Chris Avery: Now it's Stone saving the contest for his team.Both Soldado and Noris Cranley lay on the mat before they start working their way to there feet. It's Noris who beats Soldado to his feet where he delivers a stiff shop across the chest, Soldado fires right back with a chop of his own and as the two engage in an exchange, Soldado comes right back with a chop of his own to a pop before being caught with a knee to the midsection which doubles Soldado over for Cranley to deliver a series of rapid-fire knife-edge chops, followed by a spinning backhand which drops him. Billy: A JUTSU!!Cranley quickly executes the cover hooking the nearest leg. The referee: One... Two... Thr- Kickout! Billy: I don't know how he does it...A frustrated and outraged Noris slams the mat and screams out. The referee throws up two fingers showing Noris how close it was. Noris turns his attention back to Soldado, he comes forward picking him up off the mat. Noris takes Soldado back into the ropes before attempting to an irish whip, Soldado reverses and it's Noris who bounces off the ropes into a dropkick, followed by Soldado measuring Noris, and coming in as Noris is on his knees and decimating him with a Shining Wizard. Both Noris Cranley and Soldado Fortuna lay on the mat as the referee starts counting both men out. One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Soldado starts crawling towards his corner while Noris Cranley starts pushing his way to his feet. Six... Seven... Eight... Soldado makes the tag to Stone, just as Noris Cranley reaches a vertical base! Stone enters the ring landing a flying forearm to Noris Cranley knocking him to the mat. Stone nips back up to his feet where he makes his way towards a set of buckles, the crowd roars as Stone starts calling for the Reckoning. Noris starts working his way to a vertical base, once standing he turns around where he walks right into right hook by Stone! Stone falls on top of Noris making the cover! The referee: One... Two... Three- A massive gasp as Claire Hawkins makes the save by diving on top of the pin attempt. The referee forces Claire back out to the ring apron. While his back is turned Stone reaches down to pick Noris up off the mat where he's met by a low blow! The crowd roars with boo's as Stone drops to both knee's while holding his junk. Noris manages to roll towards his corner where Claire is tagged into the match. Claire bounces off the ropes where she delivers a Drive By Kick to the temple of Stone! The smack echo's throughout the building! Chris Avery: CLAIRE WITH THE SHINING WITCH!!Billy: The ref ain't see all of that??!Claire drops down for the cover... The referee: One... Two... Three - Kickout! Claire shrieks at Stone and curses him, she yells at the referee too. The referee has had to put up with so much here, guys, pray for him. Claire gets to her feet, stalking Stone. Then Soldado gets into the ring.. and Claire and Soldado look at each other. Just then they start beating down Stone! Billy: Whoa whats going on!?They pick up Noris Cranley and beat his ass down too! Chris Avery: WHOA!! COME ON!!The ref throws the match out! DING DING DING The ref goes and discusses it withe Adilene Floyd.. Meanwhile Soldado hits a spinning kick knocking Stone down as Hawkins hits a rock bottom type impact move on Noris Cranley! Adilene Floyd: There is no winner of this match, therefor the only obvious outcome is that both Soldado Fortuna and Claire Hawkins continue on in the tournament!Soldados manager is in the ring and she's telling Claire to come on. Soldado and Claire kick at Stone and Noris while they're down. Billy: So Noris and Stone lose their partners here tonight!Chris Avery: And lose the Battlebowl opportunity!Billy: Now we get to see Soldado and Hawkins be together! How insane!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 0:35:23 GMT -5
Finding Out There Was No Intern.. Torture: Who was the intern, Jaice?Jaice Wilds: Uh.. man, to be honest, I don't even know who it was.Pasternak: Because it wasn't an intern, I think it was someone from Philidor just messing with us.Torture: I've had about enough of that.Pasternak: As have I.Jaice Wilds: Philidor is mad annoying, yo.Torture and Pasternak look at Jaice. Jaice Wilds: Alright, alright yo, I'm outtie I'm outtie.Jaice taps Cormack to leave the office. Torture and Pasternak shake their head in disgust. We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 0:36:03 GMT -5
Pete Harper Segment
The show takes us backstage. Pete Harper is standing at a podium in a room full of reporters. Standing behind him is a man who looks strikingly similar to Mike Pence if he were to grow a mustache… Richard Michaels, legal council to Devil's Gate. Pete Harper: Thank you for coming on such short notice. I wanted to address some… rumors… that may have leaked from the halls of Devil's Gate Correctional Facility.The reporters start throwing out questions, shouting over each other. Harper raises his hand. Pete Harper: ENOUGH! Save your questions for the end! Some information made its way to social media by way of a guard who has been placed on administrative leave pending further investigation. Rather than denying or covering it up, I want to get ahead of it and say that… yes… I am related to AW Underworld Champion Raging Dead. My mothers were sisters, making us cousins. I grew up idolizing my cousin, and he did train me to follow in his footsteps.He looks to Mr. Michaels, who nods his head. Pete Harper: I then joined the United States Army and made a career out of serving overseas. A little over a year ago, I was medically discharged and retired from active duty. It wasn't long after that my cousin was… killed… on pay-per-view. The man responsible…Mr. Michaels places his hand on the microphone, then whispers something in Harper's ear. Harper sighs and returns to the mic. Pete Harper: I am advised to not bring up the matter because of a Presidential Pardon. So… something else that was leaked by the guard… was that I advised Der Metzger to… return the favor to Frank Lowe.He looks to Mr. Michaels, who looks nervous. He then looks back to the reporters. Pete Harper: Damn right! And I'd do it again!Mr. Michaels motions to stop recording and Harper just smiles as the show fades back to ringside.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 0:40:05 GMT -5
Twizted Insane & Der Metzger vs. Matthias Mintzel & Frank Lowe
As Raw Deal queues up on the arena speakers, the lights in the pulse until the song hits the eleven second mark and Twiztid Insane bursts through the curtains, vibing to the song, bobbing his head to the beat of the song in the background. The song crackles and then an eerie hum fills the earholes of the tens of thousands in attendance. The hum morphs into “Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer” by Behemoth and our United States Champion Der Metzger emerges from the smoke filled stage. Billy: BLACK GATE IS HERE!Chris Avery: Ummm… it's actually Devil's Gate, pal…Der Metzger and Twiztid Insane bump knuckles, then head down the ramp. Adilene Floyd: At a combined weight of four hundred and sixty pounds… The Clown Prince Twiztid Insane… Action Wrestling United States Champion Der Metzger… WELCOME… TO… DEVIL'S… GATE!Der Metzger staggers down the ramp, exhibiting and barely controlling an urge to attack the fans… while Twiztid Insane high fives some of the fans. Twiztid slides in and goes to the corner to pose as his deranged partner takes his time getting in the ring, as he creeps the fuck put of Adilene. Chris Avery: This is the first time they are teaming up since debuting at Turmoil on Thanksgiving.Billy: Who'da thunk they'd end up back together? They seem so diff'rent!Chris Avery: No more different than the next team…The opening guitar riff of “If You Want Blood” by AC/DC hits the PA, and Frank Lowe walks out onto the stage smoking a cigarette. Frank snears at the crowd as he walks down the ramp. Adilene Floyd: From Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 256 pounds, he is RAGING… FRANK… LOWE!Frank reaches the ring and stubbs his cigarette out on the bottom of his wrestling boot before flicking the butt into the audience and climbing into the ring to await the start of the match. Chris Avery: Frank Lowe had an impressive run as Hardcore Champion last year… and the man who took his title just happens to be his partner tonight.Billy: Coincidence? I thank not!The song starts slowly as Matthias Mintzel walks directly to the ring. He looks dead behind the eyes as he ignores any crowd reaction. As he approaches the ring he slows further and comes to a stop as the heavier chorus kicks in. He closes his eyes and takes a deep sigh, before walking to the ring steps and slowly making his way up them and into the ring. He walks to his corner and starts shadow boxing before settling down with the same dead look in his eyes, pulling off his hoody and throwing it to ringside. He then goes face to face with his owner partner, and the two have heated words that then to shoving before the official interjects. Chris Avery: They're not even on the same page. What chance do they have in this tournament?Billy: Same as any of 'em.Chris Avery: They're arguing over who starts the match. That's not unheard of in matches like this.Lowe finally obliges and goes to the apron, allowing Mintzel to start. On the other side of the ring, Metzger is staring fuckin' brain daggers at his adversaries. Twiztid eases his mind by offering to start the match. Metzger goes to the apron. The opening bell sounds and Lowe smacks Mintzel on the back of the head, thus tagging himself in. Mintzel gets pissed and the referee instructs him to go to the apron. Lowe laughs at Mintzel, then charges at Twiztid, who side steps. Lowe eats shit in the corner, and turns around to eat a big boot from Twiztid. Billy: GOLLY DAMMMN!Twiztid whips Lowe to the opposite corner and charges in, only for Lowe to duck an attack and schoolboy rollup Twiztid. ONE! TW-KICKOUT! Following the kickout, Lowe gets to his feet, close enough for Mintzel to slap his partner on the back. They switch places and Mintzel ducks s clothesline attempt from Twiztid. He then hits the ropes and comes back to damn near big boot Twiztid's fuckin' head off. Mintzel follows up by booting Metzger off the apron. Twiztid is slow to his feet, and then he absorbs a chop from Mintzel so loud that even Lowe flinches from the apron. It somehow… makes him smile… and he unloads a flurry of chops on Mintzel. Twiztid hooks Mintzel for a Prussian Legsweep, but gets nowhere… until Lowe comes in to clothesline Twiztid. Chris Avery: MINTZEL GOES DOWN FROM THE LEG SWEEP! LOWE ACCIDENTLY HELPED TWIZTID… KIND OF?!Billy: THAT WEREN'T NO ACCIDENT!Lowe looks down at Mintzel with a smile, then goes back to the apron. Metzger is clapping his hands on the apron, trying to get Twiztid's attention. Twiztid crawls to his corner to make the tag, only for Mintzel to grab his leg and pull him back to the middle of the ring. He sits Twiztid up and then boots him back down, as the fans boo the shit outta this man. Mintzel asks if this is who the fans came to see. "TWIZ-TID IN-SANE!" *clap clap clap clap clap* "TWIZ-TID IN-SANE!" *clap clap clap clap clap* "TWIZ-TID IN-SANE!" *clap clap clap clap clap* "TWIZ-TID IN-SANE!" *clap clap clap clap clap* "TWIZ-TID IN-SANE!" *clap clap clap clap clap* Mintzel scoffs at the fans, then walks over and slaps Lowe on the chest. Lowe gets in and goes right to work, dragging Twiztid up. After a few punches, he whips Twiztid to the ropes and throws a wild clothesline. Twiztid hits the ropes and comes back with a crossbody. Chris Avery: DID YOU SEE THAT?!Billy: Helluva crossbody!Chris Avery: NO! METZGER TAGGED TWIZTID'S BACK!Twiztid rolls to the ropes and Lowe gets in, now seeing Metzger standing across the ring from him. Lowe sees the masked madman shaking his fists, so he backs up and slaps Mintzel's shoulder. Chris Avery: It's not too often that we see Frank Lowe spooked.Billy: Der Metzger done workin' for the got-dang cousin of Ragin' Dead. Course he spooked!Our former Hardcore Champion steps into the ring, standing across from our reigning United States Champion. The two shout at each other in German as they approach with caution. Without hesitation, they engage in a vicious bout of fistacuffs. Each punch as relentless as the last until Mintzel breaks the cycle by blocking a punch and pulling Metzger into a headbutt. Metzger staggers back a step, then rushes into a spinebuster. On the way down, Metzger locks on a ruthless guillotine submission while wrapping his legs around Mintzel. The fans roar as Mintzel attempts to escape the hold. Lowe gets in to break the hold, only to eat a bicycle kick outta fuckin' nowhere from Twiztid. Billy: SHITFIRE!The fans pop for Twiztid, who cheers on his partner as he goes back to the apron. As Mintzel starts to fade, he starts laying in some heavy punches to Metzger's ribs until he lets go of the hold. Mintzel falls to the side of Metzger and he gets his breath back. Both combatants rise to their feet. Metzger swings, Mintzel blocks and knees him in the gut. He whips Metzger to the corner and follows in, only to eat a back elbow from Metzger. Mintzel staggers back and charges in. Metzger ducks and grabs Mintzel in a wastelock. He pulls Mintzel back but can't get any leverage on his much larger adversary… until Twiztid hops the ropes and nails Mintzel with a bicycle kick… which gives Metzger the extra oomph to German Suplex Mintzel! Billy: DOUBLE TEAM SHITFIRE!Chris Avery: HE'S GOT A BRIDGING PIN!ONE! TWO! THR-NOOOOO!!!! Chris Avery: WHAT THE HELL?!Just before a potential three count, Lowe barrelled in and dove into Mintzel, breaking up the pin. Lowe grabs Mintzel by the wrist and helps get him to their corner. He then goes to the apron and reaches over, slapping Mintzel on the head to make himself the legal man. He gets in and pushes Mintzel under the rope with his foot, then backs up while telling Mintzel that he's got this. Billy: LOOK OUT!Der Metzger lariats the back of Frank Lowe's head. Chris Avery: TOO LATE!Lowe falls to the mat as the masked madman reaches down, locks on a waistlock, and deadlift German Suplexes the fuck outta Lowe. Upon impact, Metzger releases the waistlock… just in time as Twiztid soars off the top rope with a dope amphibian splash. Twizted turns to pin but Metzger is pulled out of the ring! ITS ODIN BALFORE. ODIN THROWS DER METZGER INTO THE GUARDRAIL! Twizted gets up and Matthias hits a running knee to the side of Twizteds head knocking him down! Matthias pins! ONE TWO THREE! DING DING DING Billy: I'm not even sure he was the legal man!!Chris Avery: It's official! Lowe and Mintzel win!Billy: Thanks to Odin Balfore throwing Der Metzger, the United States Champion into the railing!Producers and security are keeping Odin Balfore back as we fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 0:40:26 GMT -5
Karlie Nash Segment
Clash cuts backstage to Nate Burleson. Nate Burleson: Please welcome my guest at this time: Karlie Nash.Karlie steps into the interview area. Nate Burleson: Tonight is round one of Battlebowl. Tonight, you face the team of Teo Blaze and Bam Beefer, and your partner is the great Odin Balfore. How does it feel to team with someone you can rely on to get you to the winners circle? To get you to the finals of Battlebowl? To be the best tag team partner you’ve ever had?Karlie Nash: Excuse me, did you just say Odin is the best tag team partner I’ve ever had? I’ve won three tag team titles in Action Wrestling and I did it without that big overrated bastard. Nate, I’m honestly disappointed in you. I never thought you would be on the Karlie Nash hate train. I guess I was wrong. Nate, I’ve busted my ass for this company and so has Nikki. Odin Balfore had no impact on my career, Nate, none. You’re no better than anyone else around here who keeps crapping on everything I’ve done to think I have to just stand on the ring apron and let Odin carry the team. Well to that, Nate, I say fuck you. Fuck Battlebowl and fuck Odin Balfore. I'm out, I think I'll go find my girlfriend and go back to the hotel.Nate Burleson: What about the match?Karlie Nash: The great Odin Balfore shouldn't have any trouble taking on Teo and Bam by himself. After all he's the great Odin Balfore, right?Karlie storms off.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 0:42:53 GMT -5
Teo Blaze & Bam Beefer vs. Karlie Nash & Odin Balfore Chris Avery: On paper… neither of these teams should work. Let's see how it goes down.Billy: With our eyeballs!Chris Avery: Yeah…Retaliation hits and Bam Beefer comes out immediately from behind the curtain screaming and yelling throwing his hands up. He spins around slowly taking a look at his video on the Action Tron as he's walking down the ramp. He doesn't high five any of the fans as he yells into the camera as his nameplate shows up on screen. Chris Avery: Bam Beefer is one big bad boy!The lights begin flashing wildly, alternating between plain white light and dark red shades, as a haunting, almost sinister sound fills the arena. Suddenly, a roaring guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as a crash of static appears on the screens, followed by a message: Technical Difficulties, Please do not Adjust your Set. Then, without warning, the static is consumed by a smiling, dark red face as the ramp lights up with a burst of flame! The instant the flames fade, standing in the center, as though the flames themselves had summoned him, is Teo Blaze. He wears a bright red and gold mask over his face, matching the face that appeared on the tron moments ago. He turns towards the ring, his head hanging slightly to one side limply, even unnaturally, then slowly, he reaches up, and with his left hand...he removes the mask to reveal his face, an expression of wild abandon etched across it, a crooked smile showing a row of bright teeth. With a sinister laugh, he begins walking purposefully towards the ring, his eyes wild with anticipation- yet there is a determined swagger in his step, and as he walks up the stairs to the ring, he holds out the mask in front of him with one hand, the smile on his face matching the mask's smile perfectly. Finally, he steps into the ring, stretching loosely and preparing for the match. Billy: I ain't seen Teo Blaze in a hot minute!Chris Avery: One half of the Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions!Knuckle Up by Snowgoons blasts in the arena as Karlie steps on the stage with her back to the crown. Crown? Huh... Adilene Floyd: Introducing from St. Paul Minnesota and accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon and Hilda Meyer weighing one hundred and seventy two-pounds, The Premier Athlete Karlie Nash.Karlie walks to the ring ignoring the crowd, she climbs the ropes from the outside, and give a thumbs down to the fans, then lowers her hood and smirks at the crowd, she steps down from the ropes inside the ring, removes her hoodie and stretches in the corner. Billy: Where'd Adilene come from?!Chris Avery: She is terribly inconsistent. Speaking of inconsistent… why are Tracy and Hilda accompanying Karlie?Billy: No idea, man. I don't watch much CruiserClash."With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes.. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part. Crowd: The battle is.. already won! Odin stares down his opponent as he waits for the match to get underway. Chris Avery: Where's Adilene?Billy: She gone again!Chris Avery: Well… we've got equal representation for the two brands of Action Wrestling. What an interesting situation.Billy: Sure as heck is!Teo and Karlie insist on starting, to show just why their brand is the number one in this company. The opening bell sounds and Bam reaches over the ropes and slaps Teo on the back, making himself the legal man. Teo sighs and goes to the apron. Billy: He shoulda seen that comin'!Bam and Karlie start off hot. She lights him up with some swift kicks to both massive legs and then she hits the ropes. On the rebound, she leaps in the air and he catches her with a grizzly bear hug. He tries to squeeze what's left of her soul out, and her immediate response is to claw away at the tattooes on his head, which must be a deeply sensitive area for him. It doesn't take long before he releases the hold. Karlie catches her breath as Bam massages his scalp. She comes back on fire with a devastatingly precise spinning heel kick that rocks Bam back a bit. Chris Avery: It takes a lot to get to Bam Beefer.She hits the ropes and Odin reaches over, tagging her on the shoulder… and she goes for a crossbody. Bam catches her in midair, then he throws her at the incoming Odin. She looks into his eyes and gives him a cute smile, and he drops her on the mat. Billy: Odin don't want none of that from Karlie!Karlie scoffs at Odin as she goes to the apron. Bam and Odin are now eyeing each other up. Billy: THE UNMOVABLE OBJECT MEETS THE UNSTABLE FORCE!Chris Avery: That's close enough..Bam gets up close to the much larger Odin, yapping his gums to the now former United States Champion. Odin points to the ropes, daring him to do something. Bam hits the ropes and clotheslines Odin. Odin goes back a step, then brushes off his chest. Bam does it again and gets the same result. Odin smirks at him, which infuriates Bam. He reaches up and pulls Odin into a mighty headbutt. Bam hits the ropes at third time… only to get his bald head wrecked by a big big big boot from Odin. Billy: GOLLY DAMN SAUCE!Chris Avery: Huh?Billy: I'm workshoppin' a new catchphrase.Chris Avery: Keep trying, pal.Odin reaches down to get Bam, who escapes and gets to his corner. He reaches up and Teo bravely tags in. Teo comes in hot and Odin throws a wild ass clothesline. Teo ducks and Odin turns right into a spinning back kick to the head. Billy: HABANERO HURRICAAAAANE!!!Odin goes down to a knee, surely rocked like a hurricane. The fans shit their pants for Teo because he's a face obviously. He watches Odin rise and then springboards into a-- Billy: PSYCHOGU--Chris Avery: NOPE! ODIN CAUGHT TEO WITH A SLEEPER HOLD!Odin wrenches away at Teo, but not for long before Bam makes the save. He clobbers Odin from behind and the sleeper is released. Then in comes Karlie, who starts sluggin' away at Teo's organs with some jabs. Teo blocks after a few and he starts trading shots with Karlie, as Bam and Odin are mashin' each other's skull taters. Chris Avery: This has devolved into chaos!Billy: I love it!Karlie blocks a big kick from Teo, then clobbers him with a clothesline from heck. Billy: UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT!Bam smashes Odin with another headbutt, then sees his partner down on the mat. He snatches Karlie and wrecks her with a running bulldog from behind. Billy: BAMBAM!Bam gets to his feet and sure shit gets surprised by a knockout punch from Odin. Billy: SHITFIRE!Chris Avery: SURT'S REVENGE!!!1Odin lets out a mighty roar, possibly trying to summon the power of lightning from another realm or some shit… only to eat another spinning back kick to the head from Teo. Billy: HABANERO HURRICAAAAANE!!!Odin gets his eggs scrambled enough to fall back to the ro pes. He stumbles forward and Teo goes for a Blazing Knee but Odin catches him and slams him down!!
Odin turns around and Karlie tags herself in as Odin turns around AND ITS DER METZGER GRABBING ODINS LEGS FROM UNDER THE ROPES AND PULLING HIM OUT!!
Karlie turns around and Teo hits a BLAZING KNEE!!
Beefer runs and hits a jumping splash on top of Karlie!
They both pin Karlie!
One!
Two!
Three!
DING DING DING
Billy: METZGER IS BRAWLING WITH ODIN!!
Chris Avery: BAM BEEFER AND TEO JUST WON!!
We fade into a commercial as Der Metzger and Odin are being separated by security.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 0:44:00 GMT -5
Max Daemon & Graham Baker vs. Corey Bull & Sam Kidsgrove Adilene Floyd: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Tucson, Max Daemon!!"Dead Bite" by Hollywood Undead blasts out on the arena's speakers. Once the guitar riffs begin to form, Max comes out with a smirk on his face and a pumped up step in his legs. He briefly pauses at the top of the ramp to point a pair of finger guns to his side. As he raises them above his head, white fireworks from the left and black fireworks from the right start to go off behind him. Once they meet in the middle, Max brings both hands down in front of him to fire off one shot which coincides with a huge blast of white and black fireworks behind him. Once that is complete, Max makes his way down the ramp. He ignores the men in the audience trying to touch his greatness, but does acknowledge a few ladies he finds worth his time. Once the descent down the ramp has ended, Max slides under the bottom rope into the ring. He gets to his feet and looks to the hard camera, giving them a quick finger gun shot before getting ready for the fight to come. Adilene Floyd: And his partner from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. “The Guillotine” Graham Baker!!Graham Baker emerges from the crowd, slapping hands with the fans before he throws himself over the barricade. He immediately steps into the ring and jaws with his opponent. If they're someone who he's got a great deal of heat with, he'll either taunt them with a middle finger, a finger-gun to the head, or he'll spit into their face. Adilene Floyd: And their opponents first from Staffordshire, UK...Sam Kidsgrove!!As the opening riff to “hero” by Skillet echoes around the arena. Strobe lights pulse along with the beat. As soon as the drums begin, fire shoots up from the sides of the stage in time with them. Zooey Deschanel, wearing a cute dress and looking like sunshine walks out first, she looks out at all sections of the crowd and nods in time with the music, her face beaming with positive energy. Kidsgrove joins her and puts his arm over her shoulder, bringing her in for a tender kiss. They then start to walk down the ramp, speaking to people in the front row, signing autographs, taking selfies, kissing babies, hi fiving and generally making sure that everyone can get a memento of meeting them. This takes a while. Eventually they make it to the ring area. Kidsgrove jumps to the apron first and lowers the rope for Zooey to get into the ring. When she does, they both immediately go to opposite corners and stand in the middle turnbuckle, posing for the crowd. Kidsgrove doing the “Hey, I know you” or the “Double guns” where Zooey is blowing kisses and waving at people who have their signs or look friendly. They do this again on other turnbuckles and high five each other when they go past. Deschanel then exits the ring after Kidsgrove again holds the rope for her and proceeds to take selfies and high five people at ringside as Kidsgrove smiles at her, then winks and gets ready for action. The lighting throughout the arena slowly fades into darkness evoking a sense of fearsome and suspenseful apprehension over the viewing audience as the opening riff of “Cry Little Sister" by Gerard McMann begins to play throughout the arena. Eerie grayish black strobe lighting starts cascading throughout the arena as a series of grainy black and white video images shows Corey Bull laying out Spencer Adams, Casey Holliday, Oblivion, Scott Slayer and two other no named jabronies on the screen of the ACTIONtron. “The Hatebringer” Corey Bull appears to rise up in slow motion from the depths of hell in front of the ACTIONtron screen, live and in living color, on stage wearing a silver metal death mask, an oily bloodstained gray fleece hoodie with a bandolier bullet belt wrapped around his waist under a zipped up full grain heavy duty black leather motorcycle jacket,oil-stained, grimy jean pants, and heavy duty tan steel-toe work boots. Standing next to him, in a pair of jeans and a devilishly gorgeous top, is Loa. In her hands she holds the voodoo skull that she uses to drive Bull to greater heights. The eerie grayish black strobe lighting catches Corey Bull looking a little off-kilter and more and more unsettling like a monster-lurking-in-the-shadows while holding in his bloodstained taped wrapped hands the four feet of steel loggers chain, tainted with the dried blood of those that have felt its bite before. Loa chuckles and runs her hand down the leather of the jacket. Her smile is both seductive and malicious as she nods towards the ring. Loa starts for the ring, Bull walking behind her and dragging the four feet of loggers chain behind him. Adilene Floyd: And his partner making his way down the aisle, being led to the ring by the voodoo princess Loa...standing 6'10", and weighing in at 385 pounds, hailing from the Great Northwoods, here is, “The Hatebringer” Corey BBBBUUUUULLLLLL!He very crudely drapes the four feet of loggers chain over the ring post and turns to Loa. She raises the skull and Bull looks over her, seemingly absorbing her beauty as if he will never see it again, before staring at the skull and taking a moment of appreciative fascination for his prize possession, seeming to take power from it as it stares back at him. Bull climbs up on the apron and climbs over the top rope like a small fence and begins pacing back and forth like a predatory animal trapped in the confines of a cage in a zoo. Both teams converse in the corner. Max steps out of the ring for his team. Bull steps over the top rope to the outside for his. Billy: Looks like Graham and Sam are starting this one off.Ding Ding. Graham and Sam lock-up. Sam transitions into a headlock and moves Graham to the ropes. He then irish whips him. Sam drops down. Graham bounces off the ropes and Sam pops up and catches Graham with a deep armdrag, quickly transitioning into an armbar. Sam wrenches the arm of Graham, who tries to work his way out. Baker gets to one knee then stands and reverses Sam’s arm bar into a hammerlock. Sam reverses. Graham reverses. They continue to jockey back and forth until Graham hooks the ropes. Sam breaks and goes for a lockup. Graham catches Sam with a kick to the gut. Graham hook Sam around the waist and connects with a gut wrench suplex then delivers a quick elbow drop and covers. One. Kickout. Billy: Both of these teams are battling to see who moves on to the next round of Battlebowl.Chris Avery: Four of Action Wrestling's finest. Either of these teams will be formidable going forward.Graham hooks Sam in a front face lock and delivers a series of stiff knee strikes to the head and body of Sam. Graham backs Sam into the corner and tags in Max. Max delivers a series of chops to the chest of Sam. Max snapmares Sam out of the corner and delivers a dropkick to the back of Sam and covers. One. Kickout. As Max attempts to pick Sam up, Sam hooks him into a small package for one. Sam delivers a quick European uppercut then hooks Max and slams him to the mat with a back suplex. Sam drags Max into the corner and tags in the big man. Bull steps over the ropes into the ring. Bull repeatedly slams his shoulder into the gut of Max. Bull ties Max into a tree of woe then delivers a dropkick to the face of Max. Bull frees Max. Bull lifts Max over his head into a gorilla press then slams Max to the mat. Billy: Max is feeling that!Bull places Max in a headlock and proceeds to try and tear the nose off his face. The referee counts and Bull breaks at four. Bull then delivers a series of strikes to the head of Max. Bull then stomps on the back of Max’s head. Billy: The Hatebringer has always been a scary individual. He is dominating right now.Chris Avery: Yeah completely.Bull wraps his arms around Max’s waist and deadlifts him from the mat and German suplexes across the ring. Unfortunately, Max rolls into his corner and Baker tags in. Bull charges towards the corner. Baker sidesteps and the big man crashes chest first into the corner. Graham unleashes a series of kicks to the back and legs of Bull. Graham German suplexes Bull out of the corner. As the big man gets to one knee, Graham connects with a running dropkick to the side of the head. Graham hooks Bull and places his head between his legs he lifts Bull and connects with a stiff piledriver and covers. One Two Kickout by Bull. Graham lifts Bull from the mat. Bull catches him and runs him into the corner and tags in Sam. Sam unloads with a series of stiff chops to the chest. Crowd: Whooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Sam snapmares Graham out of the corner. Sam Belly to Belly’s Graham out of the corner and climbs the ropes. Graham stumbles to his feet. Sam leaps from the ropes and connects with a blockbuster. Sam picks Graham up and whips him back into the corner. Sam backs into the opposite corner and runs towards the corner and connects. Billy: Take 2!!!Sam sets up for the Box office smash. He charges and connects!! Kidsgrove gets up but Bull makes the cover! ONE! TWO!! THREE!! Ding ding Adilene Floyd: Here are your winners: Sam Kidsgrove and Corey Bull!!Billy: Big win here tonight for Bull and Sam, and they are moving on to round two of Battlebowl.Chris Avery: Indeed and you have to consider them favorites to win. However, why did Bull make the cover so fast after Kidsgrove hit the BOS?
Billy: Probably cause Bull wanted to ensure victory! Nothing wrong with that!
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 0:44:15 GMT -5
Debra Monroe Segment
We cut back to the parking lot and find Max Daemon opening the passenger door for Trudy and gentlemanly escorts her into the seat. He closes the door and pulls all the luggage and stuff toward the trunk and pops it open. he hears the security golf cart passing behind him but only pays half mind to it, then he hears a soft "drive by hugging!" being spoken behind him. He turns around and gets a hug-mung-us Drive By Hug that instantly puts him in bliss. It's the new girl Debra Monroe hug sniping again. The hug is over quickly as the cart continues on with Deb hanging half out of it waving, but its effects will last a lifetime. Max smiles and waves back then resumes putting the luggage away with new pep in his step.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 0:45:19 GMT -5
Medical Update on Stuart Slane..
A graphic is shown of Stuart Slane holding his arm after his match with Howard Black at Revolution. Billy: And folks, it's time to give ya the details. Earlier tonight we were informed that Stuart Slane suffered major injuries from the match with Howard Black at Revolution.Chris Avery: The prognosis wasn't good, folks. We were told by our medical team that he could be out anywhere from 3 to 6 months.Billy: Love or hate him, we're hoping for a speedy recovery.Chris Avery: Get better Slane, and we'll see you back in an AW ring again!We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 0:46:37 GMT -5
Jax & Bax vs. Howard Black & Spencer Adams
The Streets big single hits the airwaves and the crowd begins to pop as Jackson strolls out and Baxter jogs out behind him hopping up and down. They pound a fist, high five, then pound fists one more time and rub their mustaches and beards and make their way down the ramp. They high five some fans.. Adilene Floyd: From London, England, they're the British Bombers Miller Jackson and Kevin Baxter, they're JACKS AND BAX! Baxter slides in as Jackson climbs up to the turnbuckles and raises his arm in celebration as Baxter leans on the ropes with his arms out. Their music fades as they come together in the corner and get ready for the match to begin. Billy: Tournament match up!The lights in the arena go to black, with only the giant screen above the stage displaying intensifying white streaks as the violins beginning "Endzeit" by Heaven Shall Burn swell. As the guitar and screams blare through the speakers, words splash themselves across the ActionTron: "It's Such a Long Way Down" From the curtain emerges Howard Black in a black hooded sweatshirt and black wrestling pants. White lions decorate the sides of his legs - a silver crucifix hangs from his neck. In one hand, he carries the United States Championship by one strap, the other loosely dangling at his side. Adilene Floyd: Make his way to the ring from Lincoln, NE and weighing 215 lbs.. "the Lost Boy" HOWARD BLACK! Howard makes his way down the ramp, his eyes focused on the ring and his attention largely removed from the roar of the crowd around him. At the base of the ring, he looks up and stares into the center of the squared circle. A moment of contemplation passes before he turns and crosses to the stairs, climbing them and entering the ring between the middle and top rope. Once inside, he sweeps his hood from his head crosses the mat to the far turnbuckle. He climbs to the second rope and looks over the crowd, his face stern and stoic. With deliberate purpose, he raises the title above his head and takes a moment to absorb the crowd reaction. Dropping back to the mat, he crosses to his corner and removes his sweatshirt and crucifix necklace, which he gives a kiss before carefully storing it away. Turning back to the ring, he wait for the match to begin, leaning back in repose until the bell rings. A panoramic view scans around the viewing audience in the midst of lively partying, dancing, and drinking throughout the arena. They simultaneously start chanting in unison: “WE GON' BE ALRIGHT! WE GON' BE ALRIGHT! WE GON' BE ALRIGHT! WE GON' BE ALRIGHT!” We hear Pharrell’s signature four beat stop as a mock illustration of Mt. Rushmore comes on screen, one face added per beat stop with each of them being Spencer's. “Alright” by Kendrick Lamar starts playing throughout the arena. As the chorus drops, the lively partying, dancing, and drinking from the viewing audience picks up as Spencer Adams appears on stage. He looks straight up into the camera and strolls down the aisle before jogging up the steps. He hits the post with an exchange of right and left palm strikes before using the ropes to springboard himself to the top turnbuckle where he leans his head back and thrusts his arms out to both sides to a monster pop from the crowd. Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring, from Chicago, Illionis weighing in at 170 pounds...Spencerrrr Adams!! Spencer leans down, smacking both hands against the ringside padding once he hits the end of the ramp. He charges forward and slides into the ring. Once inside, he ascends the turnbuckle and brings both palms to his chest as he exhales before extending his arms outward once more. DING DING DING Jax runs over but Black spins him up in the air with a backbreaker! He locks on the kimura! Chris Avery: WHOA!Spencer Adams jumps off the top rope with a big dropkick on Bax coming into the ring! Bax gets back to his feet but Adams picks him up hitting that Wasteland as Jax taps out! DING DING DING Billy: It's aleady over!Chris Avery: Wow! What a win!Billy: The current Wrestler of the Year and the Hardcore Champion make quick work of this tag team here tonight!Jax and Bax roll out of the ring as Howard Black rolls out and Spencer Adams grabs his Hardcore title and we fade into a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 0:50:37 GMT -5
Dandy DiVito & CJ Phoenix vs. Byron Bathory & John Black
The Followings music hits and the crowd raises their one hand in unison as the lights darken and the Following logo appears. Dandy DiVito and CJ Phoenix both come through the curtain at the same time. They walk down the ramp as the graphic to the OG Bishop Battlebowl Memorial shows up. They get into the ring ready for action. The lights goes out, and we hear the record scratching, then once "I get Real Raw" is heard JB comes out to the stage with the lights on as the song plays on the iron. He then stands at the entrance way, looking at the crowd and walks down to the ramp and gives everyone some daps. Then he slides into the ring, and stands at the corner and taunts to everyone. Then he stands in the middle of the ring as his theme cuts off. A unsettling hush comes over the crowd, just before the lights are cut off like someone blowing out a candle. A red strobe pulsates to life as The Duchess of Bedlam methodically walks out to center stage draped in a white sheer veil, her hands bound in a prayer with a red rope as "The In-Between" by In This Moment starts to play. She sings slowly along and as she inches closer to the ramp, the song kicks up and Byron steps out from behind the curtain dressed in his black trunks with crimson trim, black boots with black wraparound kick pads, and his hands and wrists taped up with black tape. He moves slowly around The Duchess, eyeing her up and down, he goes in to lift her veil, but instead grabs a hold of the red rope. He turns toward the ramp and gives a cocky smile as he slowly pulls The Duchess along with him. Fans reach out, but Byron blows them off and jaws at them for their trouble. Byron gets to the ring and he leads The Duchess to the stairs, where he slowly unties her hands. The two enter the ring and Byron stands in the center as The Duchess circles him, offering his finely chiseled physique to the crowd. The Duchess lowers herself to her knees at Byron's side, she looks up at him as she grabs onto his leg and she slowly pulls up her veil, revealing a demonic smile. Byron nods with his own crazed look before the lights cut back off. DING DING DING Phx and Black tie up with Phx using some lucha kicks and a springboard to take Black down! Black hops up and spins Phx up into the air and hits a back breaker on Phx putting him down on the canvas! Phx pops back up and hits the ropes but Black hits a back body drop! Phx pops back up and ducks the clothesline of Black and hits him with a pele kick knocking him completely down! Phx gets up and hits a splash on Black and goes for a cover. One! But Black kicks out. Phx whips Black into the corner and goes for a springboard back elbow but Black catches him and bounces him off hte turnbuckles then turns and hits a german suplex. Black goes for a cover. One! Phx kicks up! Black gets over to his corner and tags in Bathory. Phx is pulled up to his feet but Phx hits a uppercut sending Bathory back and Phx tags in Dandy! Dandy comes in with a clothesline sending Bathory down! Another clothesline sending Bathory down! A third 360 lariat sending Bathory down! Dandy goes for a pin! One! Two! Black pulls Dandy out of the ring! Except Dandy bites the bridge of the nose on Black! Dandy slides back into the ring and Bathory hits a sidewalk slam on Dandy! One! Two! Dandy kicks out! Bathory picks up Dandy and throws him to the corner and lets him stumble out hitting a powerslam! One! Two! Dandy kicks out! Bathory picks up Dandy calling for the end, except Dandy floats out of it and turns Bathory around for the CARNAGE STUNNER, Bathory shoves Dandy to the ropes where Bathory locks on a sleeper hold and puts Dandy down to one knee! Black gets on the apron! The crowd is booing! Billy: WHATS HE DOING?!ITS DARREN MARSH!! Black jumps off the apron and starts attacking Darren Marsh!! Marsh and John BLack are throwing hands at each other!! Chris Avery: DARREN MARSH CAME THROUGH THE CROWD!!Bathory lets go of the sleeper hold to look at the chaos that is Black and Marsh trading right hand strikes in front of the announcer table! Bathory turns around and CARNAGE STUNNER!! Dandy jumps up and tags in Phx who jumps up to the top rope and hits a huge splash! Dandy jumps up celebrating! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: Following win!! Dandy and CJ Phoenix move to the next round!Chris Avery: One more tag match for them next week!Bathory rolls out of the ring but Black and Marsh don't even realize whats happening! Marsh goes for a clothesline but Black back body drops Marsh into the crowd! Black jumps over the guardrail with a dope ass clothesline too! They keep brawling as Dandy is raising Phx' hand and the two embrace for the major win. Billy: All of a sudden this could be a duo thats just as dangerous!Chris Avery: The Following just might be a group of winners, no doubt about it.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 0:54:32 GMT -5
Carter Shaw & Kyle Kemp vs. Dionysus & Downfall
A guitar swell takes over the P.A. as PHILIDOR HOLDINGS L.L.C. flashes on the ActionTron until the guitar riff of "Angry Heart" By Otherwise kicks in, accompanied by the large screen filling with a 3D video of Carter Shaw punching through glass as if punching through the screen itself. Green strobe lights electrify the entrance stage as a hooded Shaw walks slowly out from the curtain, the ALL-IN Briefcase in hand. He stands still at the top of the ramp, a mixed reaction coming loudly from the crowd, as he slowly lifts his head enough to show his face from the hood, followed by lifting the briefcase high above his head. Adilene Floyd: Coming to the ring, from Boston, Massachussetts...representing Philidor Holdings, HE IS MR. ALL-IN, CARTEERRR SSHHAAAAAAAW! He slowly turns in a 360, showing the "Simply Put" across the front of the hoodie and then showing the slanted "Philidor" branding across the back of the hoodie. He bursts out from the stage, knocking his head back to kick the hoodie off. His blue eyes look out over the crowd as he walks energetically into the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope. He walks in a circle along the ropes, holding up and slapping the All-In briefcase excitedly before placing it towards ring side. Shaw hops up to the 2nd rope, giving a look out and around the crowd with his piercing blue eyes. No pose. Nothing. He lets himself start to fall backwards before dropping and landing on his feet. Chris Avery: The beauty of the Battlebowl Tournament is the potential to have some truly wild team-ups, but this match might have two of the oddest couples in the whole bracket!Billy: That might be an understatement!"Awake and Alive" by Skillet begins to blare over the speakers and Kyle Kemp emerges onto the top of the stage. He has his hands up and acknowledges the fans, encouraging them to listen to his teachings. Chase Jackson is close by on his ride side staring at everyone who isn't listening. Kemp gets down the ramp and stops to the apron. Chase kneels down before Kemp and Kemp nods at him and heads up the steel steps into the ring. Chase stays at ringside for support. Kemp is ready to wrestle once inside. Adeline Floyd: And his teammate, from Chicago, Illinois, representing The Following, one half of the Action Wrestling Tag Team Champions, Kyle Kemp! Chris Avery: No love lost between these two.The arena lights dim, as the crowd goes silent and a blazing neon-red Anarchy symbol appears on the tron, which then transitions into the symbol becoming the A in Downfall's name. Then, as the jumbotron begins playing images of shots of Downfall hitting various kicks and signature moves, the opening drum rhythm to "Mainlining Murder" begins. "Don't touch me baby your fingertips, they feel like pins across my skin Just light another cigarette so I don't regret, inviting you over Well don't hold my hand or I'll punch your face I'm a hungry rat in this hole I waste There's no blood to taste in this awful place I'm mainlining murder! I'm mainlining murder!!" Adeline Floyd: And their opponents, introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in tonight at two hundred, twenty-two pounds! The Action Wrestling Television Champion, Downfall! As the music is kicking in harder, Downfall's head is bowed, and he kneels one knee on the stage, tracing the fingers of his right hand across the ramp, then he slowly raises his head to look at the ring. He then shoots his fist towards the ring and shouts out to the crowd. The arena lights brighten, and then, he begins his walk down to the ring, holding his arms out to take in the reaction of the crowd. He's earned a respectful pop from the smart marks in the crowd. He cracks his neck to the side in an aggressive manner and flaps his hands out at his sides in the manner of someone just itching to get their hands dirty, and as Lars' voice reaches the roughest note of the bridge he slides in the ring, walks over to the ropes and balances himself on the second rope, and then he holds his arms up in a crossed-wrist X symbol. Then he hops down, takes off his vest, and stretches for the match. "Bazelgeuse" by Falkkone begins to play throughout the Arena. "The Legion", 20 Centurion guards march down the aisle, lining up 10 on one side and 10 on the other leading down to the ring and stand at attention. Adline Floyd: And his teammate, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in tonight at two hundred, seventy pounds, Dionysus! A quadriga of four Clydesdale horses pulling a chariot made of gold appears carrying "The Crimson Gladiator" Dionysus and makes its way down the aisle as if entering the Roman Colosseum ready to do battle and circles the ring and stops. As Dion enters the ring, the quadriga of four Clydesdale horses pulling a chariot made of gold makes its way back up the aisle and disappears followed by The Legion. "The Crimson Gladiator" Dionysus, standing in the middle of the ring, raising a scepter of Dionysus toward the crowd and starts banging the shaft against a custom made Vibranium/steel alloy Spartan shield calling out his opponent to engage him into a fight to the death. Dionysus's fans stand in unison to cheer their warrior as gold coins in his likeness rains down on him in the center of the ring. He looks out to his fans, who give Dionysus the thumbs up and gives his opponent the thumbs down, meaning "Death!" Dion raises both arms holding the scepter and custom made Spartan shield wide out over his head in praise to the crowd and let's out a Gladiator bloodcurdling scream. Billy: Don't let the Shaw/Kemp pairing distract you from how weird it is to see these two on the same side either!Chris Avery: Does this technically circumvent the whole 'last match with each other for a year' thing?Billy: Ain't circumventing the thing they do to yer pecker?Chris Avery: I'm gonna go right ahead and pretend I didn't hear you ask that.Billy: I'm just askin a que-The bell rings, mercifully cutting Billy off. Shaw and Downfall start the match off for their respective teams, circling each other. Both seem antsy to make the first move, but neither wants to give an inch. Finally they engage at the center of the ring with a collar and elbow tie up. Shaw, the slightly heavier of the two, manages to drive Downfall backwards a step, transitioning into a side headlock in the process. He muscles Downfall into the ropes and whips him into the opposite set. On the rebound, Shaw swings for the fences with a huge lariat but Downfall has him scouted, ducking under at the last second and maintaining his forward momentum, hitting the ropes. As he rebounds for a second time, this time it's Downfall looking for a big move, launching himself at Shaw with a Busaiku knee! That Shaw sidesteps, sending Downfall crashing to the mat empty-handed. Chris Avery: Breakneck pace to start this match!Downfall hops right back up, keeping the pressure heavy on Shaw. He delivers a series of forearms to the face of his opponent, keeping one hand on the back of Shaw's neck and forcing him into the corner. Downfall delivers another forearm to keep Shaw dazed long enough to backpedal away, lining up his shot, and exploding forward with a massive shotgun dropkick that damn-near smears Shaw against the turnbuckles! Billy: Lock, Step, and Gone! Shitfire!Shaw stumbles out of the corner, falling face first on the mat. Downfall wastes no time going for the cover. ONE! TW-Shaw kicks out just a split second before Kemp comes down hard with a forearm across Downfall's neck to break up the cover. The ref admonishes Kemp, who returns to his spot on the apron as Shaw stirs to his feet, clutching his ribs. Downfall seemingly loses his patience as Shaw gets to his knees, pulling him up the rest of the way. Shaw shoves him off, however, and delivers a knee to Downfall's gut, doubling him over. Shaw wastes no time slipping behind Downfall and cinching in a waistlock before heaving Downfall over his head with a huge German Suplex! Downfall lays on the mat, folded like an accordion as Shaw stalks him. Shaw peels Downfall off the mat and catches him with a forearm of his own before delivering a snap suplex that puts the veteran on the canvas once more. Shaw takes a second to catch his breath and winces, grabbing at his side. Chris Avery: Looks like that big dropkick from Downfall did a number on Mr. All-in.Billy: And I'm sure the crowd's hearts are breaking for him!Shaw shakes it off and approaches his corner, tagging in Kemp. Before exiting the ring however, he picks Downfall up off the mat. Both Kemp and Shaw drape their arms over Downfall's neck and drop him hard with a Double Suplex! Chris Avery: I'm astounded by the teamwork here!Billy: Consummate professionals, both of 'em.As the ref's count gets dangerously close to DQ territory, Shaw takes his spot on the apron. Kemp lays in the boots on the grounded Downfall. However, on one of the stomps Downfall grabs ahold of Kemp's foot, quickly sweeping his opponent's legs out from under him! Kemp lands flat on his ass as Downfall springs to his feet. Downfall hits the ropes and comes back in with a huge penalty kick that seems to drive the air of Kemp's lungs! Downfall ponders going for the cover, but instead rips Kemp off the mat and hits him with a huge tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Now he covers! ONE! TWO! THR-NO! Shaw breaks it up! Dionysus comes in just a half-second too late to tie him up! Downfall shakes his head in frustration, forcing Kemp back up and forcing his head between Downfall's legs. Chris Avery: He's lookin' for the Crown of Thorns!But Kemp reverses it into a back body drop! Downfall lands hard on the small of his back and sits up, only to catch a kick to the back. Downfall shudders on the impact, leaning to one side and pushing himself back to his feet. As Kemp goes to keep up the pressure, Downfall backs into his corner and tags in Dionysus. Kemp doesn't seem to notice the tag however, as he keeps his focus on Downfall, hoisting him up for a Suplex, but Dionysus, who quickly enters the ring, kicks Kemp in the back of the knee! Downfall somehow lands safely as Kemp stumbles. Dionysus turns Kemp around and hip tosses him away from his team's corner. As Kemp gets back to his feet he catches a clubbing forearm blow to the chest. Dionysus continues swinging, but Kemp goes low, catching the bigger man with a dropkick to the knee! Dionysus stumbles, shaking out his leg as Kemp continues to crowd him, dropping him to the mat with a big neckbreaker! He covers! ONE! Downfall grabs Dionysus's leg and places it on the bottom rope! The ref waves the pin off because of that and Kemp pounds the mat. Dionysus gets back to his feet quickly, driving Kemp back first onto his knee with a big STO Backbreaker! Kemp almost bounces off Dionysus' knee and the big man goes for the cover! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Dionysus pulls Kemp to his feet but Kemp catches him with a kick to the gut that doubles him over. Kemp scampers behind the big man, maneuvering him into a position to deliver a massive inverted DDT! Billy: Shitfire!Kemp returns to his corner, tagging in Shaw. Dionysus pushes himself to his feet, seemingly torn between tagging his partner back in or catching Shaw head-on. All four men are now on the outside brawling!! Billy: Action everywhere!! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
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Billy: WHAT!?
Dion and Downfall look frustrated and slide back in and continue brawling with Shaw and Kemp!
Chris Avery: Shaw and Kemp won by countout! Its over!!
Billy: Its never over for Dion and Downfall! Between those two, nothing will ever be final!
They continue brawling as we cut to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 0:59:20 GMT -5
Main Event James Nightingale & Nate vs. FPV & Jayson Price
“In The Haus, In a Hartbeet" by Will I Am Mowris begins its slow-burn introduction as the arena falls in2 darkness upon the sound of the song's iconic piano chords. Chris Avery: Something… isn't… quite… right…The song slowly mashes with a really crappy "Chipmunk" version of Mein Herz Brennt comes on. Chris Avery: Ugh…The typical grand entrance of James Nightingale does not take place, but instead the fearsome foursome of Nightingale, NATE, Matthias Mintzel and Alice make their way out onto the stage. Billy: Aaahhh! This makes sense!Chris Avery: Nothing about NATE makes sense, pal.They make their collective path toward the ring for tonight's main event. Adilene is nowhere to be found. Again. Can someone put a shock collar on her or something? Anyway. Moving on... "The Cell" by Gojira hits the arena speakers as the lights dim down. When the drums kick in, pyro goes off from the big screen and stage. The crowd lets out a mixed reaction as a spotlight comes down onto the stage and Jayson Price walks out from the back, staring out at the crowd and then focusing on the ring. Billy: I cain't believe he gon' work with ol' FPV.Chris Avery: We'll see if FPV even makes it. There's speculation that he hasn't been medically cleared.Price starts walking down the ramp, ignoring the outstretched hands of the fans, until he reaches ringside where he rolls into the ring under the bottom rope and heads for his corner. Price stays leaning against the turnbuckles, eyeing up the cohesive unit standing in front of him. Convinced he's going at it alone, he steps closer and shouts insults at NATEingale. Billy: I wouldn't recommend that if I was Price.The pounding, thunderous bass of "Turbo Killer" by Carpenter Brut hits the soundwaves, as the crowd buzzes in anticipation. Slowly, the words "MAN MADE GODS" appear on the tron, and as the song reaches it's dramatic height, three letters are superimposed on the team name. F. P. V. Billy: NO FUDGIN' WAY!Chris Avery: HE'S HERE! HE'S HERE! HE'S HERE!As the songs drop hits, the man himself emerges from the curtain to cheers from the audience. Frank Patrick Venable, dressed in full ring attire and looking vicious, begins his walk down the rampway. His eyes looking away from the fans and focusing intently on the ring, he ascends the steps, walks through the ropes, and begins to psyche himself up for the match at hand. He stands next to Price, who looks as susprised as the rest of 'em. Billy: Nightingale looks piiiiiiissed!Chris Avery: Of course. He thought he took FPV out for good at Revolution.Nightingale sends NATE to the apron, and then taunts FPV to start off thd match. Price shows a moment of decency and tries talking FPV out of starting, but FPV has revenge in mind. He assures Price that he's good to go. Price sighs and goes to the apron. Billy: This gon' start right off with FPV an' Nightingale?!Chris Avery: Don't say it…Billy: SHITFIRE!The opening bell sounds and the official waves the combatants toward one another. FPV comes in hot and Nightingale ducks his attack. Now with FPV's back toward NATE, he swings his meaty fist and donkey punches FPV. FPV stumbles right into throat thrust from Nightingale. FPV stumbles back to the ropes and NATE holds his arms, allowing his partner to lay in some nasty shots to the ribs. The official allows it for only a few moments before counting, and then he sees Price step into the ring to make the save. The official goes over to instruct Price back to the apron, while NATEingale works over FPV. When the referee turns around, Nightingale backs off. Chris Avery: That was a sneaky tactic… but effective nonetheless.Nightingale pulls FPV off of the ropes. He whips FPV, it's reversed… and on the rebound FPV catches Nightingale with a fucking gorgeous dropkick. Nightingale holds head as he goes over to tag in NATE, as FPV dives over to tag in Price. Both fresh competitors enter and NATE throws some wild punches that Price evades, then lights his big ass up with some kicks. Price hits the ropes and goes for a crossbody. NATE catches him and silverback gorilla presses him up… and Price swings back down, catching and wrecking NATE with a spike dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane. Chris Avery: The inhuman power of NATE didn't hold up against the cunning reflexes of Price!Billy: WHAT A MATCH!Chris Avery: There's the cover!ONE! TWO! KICKOUT WITH AUTHORITY! NATE kicked out so fuckin' hard that he threw Price up… and the dude landed on his feet like a fuckin' cat. As NATE starts to get to his knees, Nightingale starts to enter the ring… only to eat a dope ass shotgun dropkick from FPV. Nightingale spills to the outside by Mintzel and Alice. FPV gets up and turns to see NATE on his knees, woozy as fuck still from the dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane. Price and FPV lock eyes. Billy: PRICE AND FPV HAVE LOCKED EYES!I just said that. Billy: THEY'RE ON THE SAME DANG PAGE!Chris Avery: THAT'S BAD NEWS BEARS FOR NATE!Price and FPV nod at each other like they're about to take down Jabba's party barge… and then… fuuuuuck… Price hits NATE with a superkick to the back of the head as FPV blasts the dude's fuckin' jaw with one. Chris Avery: PRICE CHECK!Billy: BOOM! HEADSHOT!NATE falls down and Price covers. ONE! TWO! THR-WHAT?! The official is pulled out of the ring by Alice as Mintzel reaches in and pulls FPV out, then rams him into the guardrail while the referee is distracted. While this goes down, Nightingale rushes in and clobbers Price from behind, then he locks on and drops him with an elevated package piledriver. Billy: MERCY KILLING!Nightingale pushes NATE to the apron, then pushes his huge carcass off of the apron and he goes over to cover Price. Billy: WHAT THE WHAT?!Alice backs away from the official and he returns to the ring. He looks around, shrugs, and drops down to count. ONE! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING Billy: They stole one! The Lost Breed stole one! They used Nate to steal one!Nate is happy as Nightingale ignores him and embraces Alice and Matthias. Chris Avery: Jesus Christ! They took one!Nightingale trash talks FPV who is on the outside holding his ribcage and neck. Billy: My god! We're just a few minutes away from the conclusion of Monday Night Clash! Chris Avery: Don't go anywhere folks!
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 1:02:20 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 1:03:17 GMT -5
NEXT WEEK:
GRAHAM BAKER GOES ONE ON ONE WITH MAX DAEMON INSIDE A STEEL CAGE!
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Post by Action Reel on Feb 9, 2021 1:04:06 GMT -5
Torture Rights A Wrong?
Kings of Leons Crawl hits and the crowd pops as Torture marches down the ramp right to the ring and rolls in. Billy: He wasted no time coming out here!Chris Avery: He's asking for a mic!Torture grabs the microphone. Torture: I'll make this real simple. At Battlefield, Ash Blake will defend the World Championship..Crowd buzzes.. Torture: Against COREY BLACK.Crowd POPS. Billy: HELL YEAH!Chris Avery: HE DESERVES IT! MANY PEOPLE THINK HE WAS ROBBED OUT OF IT AT REVOLUTION!Crowd is all cheering and clapping as Torture drops the mic and goes to leave the ring. Billy: What an announcement!Chris Avery: Wait, Torture isn't leaving..Torture turns back and thinks about it for a second.. he bends down and grabs the microphone. Billy: Whats this!?Torture holds it up to his chest and ponders out at the crowd. Torture is pretty damn serious and in deep thought. He finally responds one last time. Torture: And this time.. there will be a special referee.. ME!Tort drops the mic and the crowd POPS. Billy: WHOOOAAAA SHITFIRE!!!Chris Avery: BATTLEFIELD!! BLAKE HAS TO DEFEND THE WORLD TITLE AGAINST COREY BLACK IN A REMATCH BUT THIS TIME TORTURE IS THE SPECIAL REF!!Billy: HAVE WE EVER SEEN TORTURE AS A SPECIAL REF?!Torture is already heading up the ramp as the graphic appears.. Chris Avery: I DONT THINK SO!!Billy: WELL THIS JUST GOT INTERESTING!!We fade off the air.
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