Post by Beefer on Feb 4, 2021 14:41:36 GMT -5
Bam Beefer:
I hope the two of these so called superstars listen up and listen good. Odin Balfore is one tall stack of cement but I will put a hole through you where you stand. You walk around talkin' the talk and lookin' the look, and you think your big boots and your chokeslams are going to keep everyone down but that isn't happening on Monday Night Clash when we meet in that ring. I'm putting that big dog Odin Balfore down for good. I'm dragging your body to the back yard where even Daddy won't cry for you when I put a shotgun to your head and put you out of your misery. I'm going to dig a 6 foot hole, bury you, your dog house and your chew toys and you won't be seen again.
You cry for Walter, you beg for Walter but what you're getting is this Grade A Blaze broiled, flaming hot, smokey beef and there isn't anything you can do about it. You've been running around for years getting your way, your world title matches, your US title matches, your beating up Jaice and the authority but brother that stops this week on Monday Night Clash. I'm giving you the Bam Slamma Jamma and you'll learn to respect the Bam Beefer.
Karlie Nash, you skinny twig! I don't hate on you muff diving eating those fur burgers because you and I both know Burgers are best with Beef and it looks like you eat some of the best beef known to man. I will hate on you thinking you're a superstar, thinking you're above anyone like me. You're not above me! You're not even close to my level! I can throw you around, drop you on your head, and make you wish you were anywhere near a beefy burger with a side of thigh when you're taking the IV drip in your hospital room because I bruised your ego and destroyed your bones!
You want any piece of gold you can get your long little skeletor fingers on and I won't stand for that. You know who will be in the OG Bishop Battlebowl Memorial? Bam Beefer and when I'm done throwing everyone over the top rope, I'll look at where you're at on the card and realize you're not even in the fed anymore you skinny little shit! You can wipe your face and your stank ass with someone else' merchandise, you can attack Champions with weapons, and you can beg for more tag title matches but listen, you don't deserve it and you know it!
Karlie Nash and Odin Balfore stand for everything I want to end in Action Wrestling and that's superstars thinking they're above me and they think they deserve title shots and opportunities! They don't!
And Teo Blaze, you flamin' hot flamer. You better not mess this up! You got one job and that's tag me in and let me throw my Beef around and grill these pieces of trash until they're jerky! You don't get in my way, sure you're a Champion but you're holding a belt that represents little sausages! I'm a hunk of Beef and a half and I throw beasts and BBQs around. Get used to winning on the big show, Teo, this is our time now.
Blaze if this goes up in flames, you're going to get Beefed Chiefed and you won't be laughing or ruining paintings for a very long time.
It's time for the Blazing Beefer, the Slamma Jamma Knee Beef, Odin and Karlie, you're next.
I hope the two of these so called superstars listen up and listen good. Odin Balfore is one tall stack of cement but I will put a hole through you where you stand. You walk around talkin' the talk and lookin' the look, and you think your big boots and your chokeslams are going to keep everyone down but that isn't happening on Monday Night Clash when we meet in that ring. I'm putting that big dog Odin Balfore down for good. I'm dragging your body to the back yard where even Daddy won't cry for you when I put a shotgun to your head and put you out of your misery. I'm going to dig a 6 foot hole, bury you, your dog house and your chew toys and you won't be seen again.
You cry for Walter, you beg for Walter but what you're getting is this Grade A Blaze broiled, flaming hot, smokey beef and there isn't anything you can do about it. You've been running around for years getting your way, your world title matches, your US title matches, your beating up Jaice and the authority but brother that stops this week on Monday Night Clash. I'm giving you the Bam Slamma Jamma and you'll learn to respect the Bam Beefer.
Karlie Nash, you skinny twig! I don't hate on you muff diving eating those fur burgers because you and I both know Burgers are best with Beef and it looks like you eat some of the best beef known to man. I will hate on you thinking you're a superstar, thinking you're above anyone like me. You're not above me! You're not even close to my level! I can throw you around, drop you on your head, and make you wish you were anywhere near a beefy burger with a side of thigh when you're taking the IV drip in your hospital room because I bruised your ego and destroyed your bones!
You want any piece of gold you can get your long little skeletor fingers on and I won't stand for that. You know who will be in the OG Bishop Battlebowl Memorial? Bam Beefer and when I'm done throwing everyone over the top rope, I'll look at where you're at on the card and realize you're not even in the fed anymore you skinny little shit! You can wipe your face and your stank ass with someone else' merchandise, you can attack Champions with weapons, and you can beg for more tag title matches but listen, you don't deserve it and you know it!
Karlie Nash and Odin Balfore stand for everything I want to end in Action Wrestling and that's superstars thinking they're above me and they think they deserve title shots and opportunities! They don't!
And Teo Blaze, you flamin' hot flamer. You better not mess this up! You got one job and that's tag me in and let me throw my Beef around and grill these pieces of trash until they're jerky! You don't get in my way, sure you're a Champion but you're holding a belt that represents little sausages! I'm a hunk of Beef and a half and I throw beasts and BBQs around. Get used to winning on the big show, Teo, this is our time now.
Blaze if this goes up in flames, you're going to get Beefed Chiefed and you won't be laughing or ruining paintings for a very long time.
It's time for the Blazing Beefer, the Slamma Jamma Knee Beef, Odin and Karlie, you're next.