Post by Karlie Nash on Feb 2, 2021 4:35:38 GMT -5
The screen slowly fades into Jenna Bauer looking over her notes as she awaits the arrival of her next special interview with Karlie Nash. Everyone knows the recent tension between her and Karlie, who arrives with her girlfriend Ann Coulter. Karlie is fitted with her mic then sits down on the couch, Jenna sits on the couch opposite and gets her cue.
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Jenna: Hello Action Wrestling fans, I’m here on location at the Minnesota Fundamentalist Church compound, for this special interview with CruiserClashes star Karlie Nash. Thank -you for having me
Karlie: The pleasure is all yours.
Jenna: Anyway what were your impressions of Revolution.
Karlie: I didn’t actually watch the show, I read the results online, honestly I had no interest in watching a show I wasn’t booked on.
Jenna: Okay, moving on, at Revolution the teams for Battlebowl were announced, what are your thoughts on teaming with the legendary All Father Odin Balfore.
Karlie: Who considers Odin a legend?
Jenna: A lot of people.
Karlie: Who you, Gravedigger, Torture, and everyone who constantly kisses his ass.
Jenna: Odin has earned his status as a legend through all his years being in wrestling.
Karlie: You know what I see when I look at Odin Balfore Jenna.
Jenna nods her head no.
Karlie: I see a guy who sits on his high horse and looks down at everyone. I see a guy who see wrestlers that are younger, faster and better than him and he can’t handle the fact that, he’s fifty steps slower than everyone, and still on competing because he’s one of these uys that doesn’t realize he’s hung on to long, the wrestling world has passed him by, but he can’t accept it.
Jenna: Those are harsh words for the person you have to rely on to get you to the battlebowl finals.
Karlie: Really Jenna, you actually went there. I’m not surprised your just like everyone else in action wrestling , except for the fact you’ve never had a pair of wrestling tights on in your life and you have no fucking idea what its like to compete inside a wrestling ring week in and week out. Did I need that big overrated bastard to win the world tag team titles. Did need Odin fucking Balfore to win the Cruiserweight tag titles twice, no. I get where you going Jenna you think I need to ride Odin’s coat tails to the finals of battlebowl, I don’t ride anyone coat tails and I certainly don’t need to ride the coattails of Odin Balfore, I’ll win Battlebowl and I don’t need Odin to do it.
Jenna: That’s not what I implied.
Karlie: That’s exactly what you implied.
Jenna: anyway about your opponents Teo Blaze and Bam Beefer.
Karlie: You know how I feel about Teo Blaze, the guy walks around like his shit don’t stink, he is no better than Odin in my opinion, Bam Beefer, big impressive guy who has lost every match so far.
Jenna: Okay then I think that’s all for now, I’m Jenna Bauer for Action Wrestling, see you all later.
Several days later Karlie and Ann are walking the church compound, they step into Shirley Walters diner for a quick bite to eat. Later Karlie is standing on the church steps.
Karlie: Teo, you and I battled so much lately that I guess you qualify as my mortal enemy, the only difference is you're not the hero in this story I am, and as your heroine I conflicted, on one side I don’t want to you win battlebowl, on the other side I don’t want Odin to win either, both of you have had your time, it’s time for people like me to get my chance, I’m sick of seeing you and Odin constantly thrown down our throats.
Bam I don’t know you but you should know that your partner is a glory hog. Bam I saw several of your matches, and your impressive no doubt, but you lack the killer instinct it takes to win, which means you a Teo run in battlebowl ends with this week on Clash.
Odin, I’m going to put my cards on the table so you know where I stand. I think you suck.
Karlie shrugs her shoulders.
But Odin, I realize in order to win battlebowl I have to carry your old decrypted has been ass through several round of the battlebowl tournament, I’ll do that, but for my benefit not yours. Odin if you fuck this up for me it won’t matter if you think your ten feet tall and bulletproof, I’ll fucking end you, end of story.
Ann steps out on the steps.
Ann: The congregation is waiting.
Karlie: Now if you will excuse me, I have to speak to my people and spread the good word, Odin heed my words, Teo, Bam I guess I should wish you luck huh.
Karlie pauses.
Nah I don’t think so.
Karlie smiles as she turns, places her hand around Ann’s waist and they enter the church.
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Jenna: Hello Action Wrestling fans, I’m here on location at the Minnesota Fundamentalist Church compound, for this special interview with CruiserClashes star Karlie Nash. Thank -you for having me
Karlie: The pleasure is all yours.
Jenna: Anyway what were your impressions of Revolution.
Karlie: I didn’t actually watch the show, I read the results online, honestly I had no interest in watching a show I wasn’t booked on.
Jenna: Okay, moving on, at Revolution the teams for Battlebowl were announced, what are your thoughts on teaming with the legendary All Father Odin Balfore.
Karlie: Who considers Odin a legend?
Jenna: A lot of people.
Karlie: Who you, Gravedigger, Torture, and everyone who constantly kisses his ass.
Jenna: Odin has earned his status as a legend through all his years being in wrestling.
Karlie: You know what I see when I look at Odin Balfore Jenna.
Jenna nods her head no.
Karlie: I see a guy who sits on his high horse and looks down at everyone. I see a guy who see wrestlers that are younger, faster and better than him and he can’t handle the fact that, he’s fifty steps slower than everyone, and still on competing because he’s one of these uys that doesn’t realize he’s hung on to long, the wrestling world has passed him by, but he can’t accept it.
Jenna: Those are harsh words for the person you have to rely on to get you to the battlebowl finals.
Karlie: Really Jenna, you actually went there. I’m not surprised your just like everyone else in action wrestling , except for the fact you’ve never had a pair of wrestling tights on in your life and you have no fucking idea what its like to compete inside a wrestling ring week in and week out. Did I need that big overrated bastard to win the world tag team titles. Did need Odin fucking Balfore to win the Cruiserweight tag titles twice, no. I get where you going Jenna you think I need to ride Odin’s coat tails to the finals of battlebowl, I don’t ride anyone coat tails and I certainly don’t need to ride the coattails of Odin Balfore, I’ll win Battlebowl and I don’t need Odin to do it.
Jenna: That’s not what I implied.
Karlie: That’s exactly what you implied.
Jenna: anyway about your opponents Teo Blaze and Bam Beefer.
Karlie: You know how I feel about Teo Blaze, the guy walks around like his shit don’t stink, he is no better than Odin in my opinion, Bam Beefer, big impressive guy who has lost every match so far.
Jenna: Okay then I think that’s all for now, I’m Jenna Bauer for Action Wrestling, see you all later.
Several days later Karlie and Ann are walking the church compound, they step into Shirley Walters diner for a quick bite to eat. Later Karlie is standing on the church steps.
Karlie: Teo, you and I battled so much lately that I guess you qualify as my mortal enemy, the only difference is you're not the hero in this story I am, and as your heroine I conflicted, on one side I don’t want to you win battlebowl, on the other side I don’t want Odin to win either, both of you have had your time, it’s time for people like me to get my chance, I’m sick of seeing you and Odin constantly thrown down our throats.
Bam I don’t know you but you should know that your partner is a glory hog. Bam I saw several of your matches, and your impressive no doubt, but you lack the killer instinct it takes to win, which means you a Teo run in battlebowl ends with this week on Clash.
Odin, I’m going to put my cards on the table so you know where I stand. I think you suck.
Karlie shrugs her shoulders.
But Odin, I realize in order to win battlebowl I have to carry your old decrypted has been ass through several round of the battlebowl tournament, I’ll do that, but for my benefit not yours. Odin if you fuck this up for me it won’t matter if you think your ten feet tall and bulletproof, I’ll fucking end you, end of story.
Ann steps out on the steps.
Ann: The congregation is waiting.
Karlie: Now if you will excuse me, I have to speak to my people and spread the good word, Odin heed my words, Teo, Bam I guess I should wish you luck huh.
Karlie pauses.
Nah I don’t think so.
Karlie smiles as she turns, places her hand around Ann’s waist and they enter the church.