Post by Matthias Mintzel on Jan 30, 2021 10:01:25 GMT -5
I have to give it to you Spencer, you do have a way with words.
You almost had me convinced.
For a second, I really did nearly forget that everything coming out of your mouth was absolute rubbish. For one moment I nearly thought I might have misjudged you.
Then I stopped for a moment and realised it’s the same old crap as everyone on their way down the hill that I face says about me. That I’m nothing special, I’m at my ceiling and that you’re the megastar that’s going to expose what a joke it is that I’m holding onto a title belt.
A ceiling? Spencer, I walked into this company a fat slobby mess who couldn’t get through a fucking match without needing oxygen and 10 months later I’ve climbed, and I’ve climbed and you’re just the next rung on my way up. I understand why you’d want to continue to try and assert your dominance over us relative newcomers. Everyone’s seen the likes of Carter Shaw have, undeniably, flown past you in terms of standing and I understand why that hurts your feelings. I might not be a golden boy World Champion In Waiting like Carter, but me and him have taken different paths and if you think your getting an easier ride taking on me, in my element in the Hardcore divison, you’ve made a dangerous mistake.
As you keep reminding us, your legacy, your claim to that relevance you came to the ring to whinge about all those weeks ago, is based on numbers that no one can argue with. You’ve won a lot of belts and I’m not gonna try and belittle your achievements. I was probably 10 stone heavier and hanging out my arse 3 years ago when you reached the pinnacle of the World Heavyweight Title, and I’m sure beating the guy who’s the B show General Manager now was a really great achievement at the time. And yet here we are and I’m the one with something and you’re the one with nothing.
You act like I’m nobody but the vast majority of the time I’ve been in Action Wrestling I’ve been a champion, your barometer of success. If winning titles is meaningless, what does that say about you? Especially these last few years? If gold is the story of Spencer Adams how can you turn around and say you’re the torchbearer when I’m the one that’s been shining almost all of this last year?
Fair enough. You had a decent tag team title run in that period there were no other tag teams, and saying you’re a two time tag team champion sounds good, apart from the fact the only reason you had to win it back was because you lost it in the first place to…
*Checks notes*
… The fucking Adlers?!
I’ve barely noticed you since I’ve been here so I don’t expect anything else from you to me either, but it means you’re doing the same stupid thing as they all do.
If I could pick one word I want to hear my opponent describe me as, it’s a greenhorn, because half of the matches I’ve had in Action Wrestling I’ve won before it’s started because my opponent’s taken me for something I’m not. If you’re gonna join the long list of people who wished they’d taken me a bit more seriously I’m more than happy with that.
3 weeks in a row I sodomised you on national television and you didn’t do anything about it. You couldn’t do anything about it. Call me what you want for surprising you, if it came as a surprise to you that you needed to watch your back whilst you had me as an enemy, I think that tells its own story. A torchbearer who can’t even watch his own back, let alone those he’s leading? What a load of shit.
Even if I was what you say I am, you can’t deny this match is on my terms, and not yours. Hardcore Spencer Adams? I don’t see it.
I might not care about The White House but I’m looking forward to giving you a guided tour. You fell into this type of match, with this type of opponent but don’t pretend this was a path you wanted to go down. Everyone knows this division suits me perfectly, and you’ve been dragged into it for a short period because I chose for you to be. You’ve got a shot at a title, sure, but I chose my opponent, this match is on my terms.
And that’s why it doesn’t matter that you nearly convinced me, and I’m sure you did convince some. Because when you strip it back that golden tongue of yours isn’t gonna help you when I’m ramming a flagpole with a star spangled banner up your ass in front of the saviours of the free world.
You might be at least partially right. Maybe adding the name Spencer Adams to my victims list will look good on my CV going into 2021. Maybe you are still relevant in that sense, a nice little marker where everyone knows that once I’ve got past you I’ve at least proved a little something, and can look forward to bigger challenges in the future.
But look at the big picture. You don’t fit in this story at all, you’re not the saviour of the Hardcore division, I already did that after I rescued it from the dark days of Frank Lowe and Derrick Vayden.
Maybe you are going to elevate the Hardcore Title in your own little way, but only by proving to any idiots who still doubt me that I’m the long term future of this division. But Spencer don’t you mistake me saying that as me saying you’re relevant. That’s a very different thing and being one loser in the next great Hardcore Title reign is nothing for you to put on that desperate CV of yours.
You almost had me convinced.
For a second, I really did nearly forget that everything coming out of your mouth was absolute rubbish. For one moment I nearly thought I might have misjudged you.
Then I stopped for a moment and realised it’s the same old crap as everyone on their way down the hill that I face says about me. That I’m nothing special, I’m at my ceiling and that you’re the megastar that’s going to expose what a joke it is that I’m holding onto a title belt.
A ceiling? Spencer, I walked into this company a fat slobby mess who couldn’t get through a fucking match without needing oxygen and 10 months later I’ve climbed, and I’ve climbed and you’re just the next rung on my way up. I understand why you’d want to continue to try and assert your dominance over us relative newcomers. Everyone’s seen the likes of Carter Shaw have, undeniably, flown past you in terms of standing and I understand why that hurts your feelings. I might not be a golden boy World Champion In Waiting like Carter, but me and him have taken different paths and if you think your getting an easier ride taking on me, in my element in the Hardcore divison, you’ve made a dangerous mistake.
As you keep reminding us, your legacy, your claim to that relevance you came to the ring to whinge about all those weeks ago, is based on numbers that no one can argue with. You’ve won a lot of belts and I’m not gonna try and belittle your achievements. I was probably 10 stone heavier and hanging out my arse 3 years ago when you reached the pinnacle of the World Heavyweight Title, and I’m sure beating the guy who’s the B show General Manager now was a really great achievement at the time. And yet here we are and I’m the one with something and you’re the one with nothing.
You act like I’m nobody but the vast majority of the time I’ve been in Action Wrestling I’ve been a champion, your barometer of success. If winning titles is meaningless, what does that say about you? Especially these last few years? If gold is the story of Spencer Adams how can you turn around and say you’re the torchbearer when I’m the one that’s been shining almost all of this last year?
Fair enough. You had a decent tag team title run in that period there were no other tag teams, and saying you’re a two time tag team champion sounds good, apart from the fact the only reason you had to win it back was because you lost it in the first place to…
*Checks notes*
… The fucking Adlers?!
I’ve barely noticed you since I’ve been here so I don’t expect anything else from you to me either, but it means you’re doing the same stupid thing as they all do.
If I could pick one word I want to hear my opponent describe me as, it’s a greenhorn, because half of the matches I’ve had in Action Wrestling I’ve won before it’s started because my opponent’s taken me for something I’m not. If you’re gonna join the long list of people who wished they’d taken me a bit more seriously I’m more than happy with that.
3 weeks in a row I sodomised you on national television and you didn’t do anything about it. You couldn’t do anything about it. Call me what you want for surprising you, if it came as a surprise to you that you needed to watch your back whilst you had me as an enemy, I think that tells its own story. A torchbearer who can’t even watch his own back, let alone those he’s leading? What a load of shit.
Even if I was what you say I am, you can’t deny this match is on my terms, and not yours. Hardcore Spencer Adams? I don’t see it.
I might not care about The White House but I’m looking forward to giving you a guided tour. You fell into this type of match, with this type of opponent but don’t pretend this was a path you wanted to go down. Everyone knows this division suits me perfectly, and you’ve been dragged into it for a short period because I chose for you to be. You’ve got a shot at a title, sure, but I chose my opponent, this match is on my terms.
And that’s why it doesn’t matter that you nearly convinced me, and I’m sure you did convince some. Because when you strip it back that golden tongue of yours isn’t gonna help you when I’m ramming a flagpole with a star spangled banner up your ass in front of the saviours of the free world.
You might be at least partially right. Maybe adding the name Spencer Adams to my victims list will look good on my CV going into 2021. Maybe you are still relevant in that sense, a nice little marker where everyone knows that once I’ve got past you I’ve at least proved a little something, and can look forward to bigger challenges in the future.
But look at the big picture. You don’t fit in this story at all, you’re not the saviour of the Hardcore division, I already did that after I rescued it from the dark days of Frank Lowe and Derrick Vayden.
Maybe you are going to elevate the Hardcore Title in your own little way, but only by proving to any idiots who still doubt me that I’m the long term future of this division. But Spencer don’t you mistake me saying that as me saying you’re relevant. That’s a very different thing and being one loser in the next great Hardcore Title reign is nothing for you to put on that desperate CV of yours.