Post by Ned the Intern on Jan 29, 2021 9:53:20 GMT -5
My brothers and I just finished watching a fantastic documentary about Abe Lincoln's little-known side-gig as a vampire hunter... and it really got me thinking. • Born into poverty. • Lost his mother at a young age. • Worked tirelessly. • Suffered from clinical depression. • Freed the slaves. • Assassinated by a coward who resorted to a sneak attack. The similarities between his life and my own are undeniable. I have engaged in an uphill war since the womb. You all saw the shitshow I experienced last year. No need to recap it. Now look at how vastly different this year has been. There have been nothing but ups for the Child of Fate. No reason to slow the momentum now. I'm on a roll. To earn the right to challenge for the title… alls I have to make it out of Revolution undefeated. Unlike my time in a temple in Peru... I won't have to run from boulders. All I have to do… is be better than the best... WHAT! A! MATCH! Four of the best this brand has to offer. Who is CJ Phoenix? Oh, I know who he wants to be. He wants to be a monster. Said so himself. I'm not buying this cosplay bad guy schtick. It was enough to spook D-Day into putting him on this collision course with the Child of Fate… but this is the end of his journey. The only advantage he has is his recent win over Void and Regan. I studied that match thoroughly… and that spells disaster for the trio. Despite moderate success, CJ still has a lot to learn before he reaches the level he so desperately desires. At Revolution… class is in session. I've got tenure in this bitch and I'm ready to prove my worth. So there's this newcomer called Void. Mentally fragmented. Emotional fragile. I know as much about him as anyone else: nothing. He mysteriously spawned and caught our attention. Now he has to fight to hold it long enough to matter. This brand is filled with sharks and he is but an eel. Slithering and sliding through life with… some kind of motives. It’s hard to pinpoint. He’s an oddity. I hope some good comes to him from working with Dr. Royce. I, too, have felt the grasp of darkness. And then I got help. I probably think that I am better now. My biggest concern in this match is a terrifyingly beautiful newcomer by the name of Regan Voorhees. She's been here long enough to pick up a coffee cup but not long enough to fill it. Her record is nearly spotless... and I've seen some compare her to Walter of all people. That's high praise. I've only been compared to my late husband, mostly because of my atrocious record last year. We are not the same. This is a new year where I am un-de-feat-ed-as-fuck. Could Regan Voorhees be the one to derail this train? Mayhaps. But she ain't ready. She hasn't had her feet held to the fire. She hasn't been hardened by struggle or heartache or tragedy. So far as I can tell… she's walked an easy path… paved in gold… protected by a trust fund. Her entitlement mixed with some sort of mental trauma have put up this ridiculous facade that she’s a sadistic poptart you see on CruiserClash. What will happen when she stands up against a woman who has vast experience and has endured hardships like no other? That will weed out her fiction and show her reality. Then there’s the Child of Fate… Sara Pettis. She has been in Action Wrestling for nearly a year… and is just now hitting her stride. There are only pebbles on her path to being the face of CruiserClash. It is my mission to prove that CruiserChash is the un-dis-puted-A-show. In order to do that, I’ve got to dethrone Spayde and become Cruiserweight Champion. Just like CJ and Regan and Void… her fate will be sealed. There is nothing any of them can say or do to change my mind. This is my time. I'm ready. I am the boulder. Get ready, pebbles. I'm on a roll. |