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Post by Action Reel on Jan 26, 2021 11:33:04 GMT -5
Triple Threat I Quit Elimination match Graham Baker vs. Zombie McMorris vs. Max Daemon(c) Only way to win is to not say I Quit
RP Rules: You get 3 responses at 300 words each.
Can't double-post, not even Sunday.
Make em' count.
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Post by Max f'n Daemon on Jan 26, 2021 12:42:02 GMT -5
At this point there isn't really much I can say about you two.
Graham started this shit by answerin the challenge and blindsidin me. Twice. Dope. That's fine. Fuck you, but that's fine. I'm happy to answer your challenge and put you down like everyone else this company has placed before me.
Zombie started this shit when I made him pass out in the ring. Yeah, that's right, pass out. No coke or pussy to wake you back up, just flat in the ring because I choked you out. You want revenge? That's fine. I'm perfectly fine with you both wanting revenge.
And I honestly don't give a shit it's both of you at once. Zombie can attest that I'm used to facing more than one wrestler at once. The only difference is there isn't a cage around us to keep us in. So imagine...I won that match...what can I do when I don't have a cage to keep me contained? Much like me and unlike you two, the potential is limitless.
You two are quite different in many ways, but the one thing you both have in common is that you have never quit. I respect that, I do. But unlike you two I have cameras that can prove it. But whatever. You wanna play the "I'm too proud to quit in this ring" game?
Pride is pointless. Fuck it, honestly. What'll it get ya'? A worse beatin than the one you were already gonna get?
I've made history my entire career, in less time than either of you fuckwads have wasted wrestlin.
I'm perfectly fine makin more history, especially at the expense of the two of you.
So you've never quit, huh?
Well I've never lost.
First time for everything, and I do not break easily.
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Jan 26, 2021 13:52:23 GMT -5
I succumbed to the rank putresence of your booty wrestling acculum
If you're gonna use words
MaKe THeM K-k-KoUnT
Is that the bar?
Tort, when did beating zmac become the bar?
Did the measuring stick fall into a volcano with wayne Austin?
Papa tort, is this the bar, now? Has ol Z become the brass ring?
Hold on tight max, cuz I'm dragging you down beneath them waves. You're so caught up in your 'fucks n schucks' that you fail to see what the world sees.
Now ask yourself:
"At what point did we lose control here?"
At what point did you go from pure champion to zmacs piece of amusement
Heres the thing, max -> I dont need revenge, ur shit promos and personality does that for me. I heard your promo,
You want me to remember blood and gore. I want u to remember this:
I'm here for the meta-physical
What does ol z want if he cant die?
Asterisks, asterisks, asterisks
While your too busy cosplaying as what a 14 yr old in 2002 thinks is tough and cool, putting freshmen sizzle on your "shoot"
You're too blind to see that ur getting played.
My intention isnt victory
My intention is dragging you down to a place that you can never recover from
Trust me.
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Post by Max f'n Daemon on Jan 26, 2021 14:09:55 GMT -5
Man I am so happy you were the first one to respond.
Ya' have the fuckin nerve to call me out for being "2002" when you're walkin around like you're the edgiest motherfucker around. I cuss so people listen. I pause so people keep listenin. Or is that too borin for ya'? Am I too monotone for ya'? Can your attention not be held by anything besides drugs and women?
That's the big difference between you and I. I enjoy that shit off camera. I don't let it distract me from a victory, and yeah, you use it to your advantage, but that shit didn't work on me the first time and it won't work going into this match.
Trust you? Ya' want me to trust you? I trust ya' enough to know that everything you say is bullshit.
I'm getting played? Yeah none of that's too dissimilar from what you threw at me last time. And much like last time this match will not end with Zombie snortin some coke off a pair of tits, oh fuck no. It will end with me as the winner.
Again.
Ya' speak all of this..."you're immature, I'm a hardcore freak" bullshit, but it won't change who you are. And you, ZMac, when it comes to me, are a loser. Ya' passed out. Yeah, let's repeat that, ya' passed the fuck out. Don't make excuses, you're too good for that.
Ya' lost. To me.
And you will lose.
To me.
Again.
I'll get to Graham when the two of you have had your little jerk-off session over the sight of me with the title, but I will end on this.
We know for a fact, that, much like Graham, you're a loser.
We'll find out come Revolution that you're also a quitter.
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Post by Graham Baker on Jan 26, 2021 18:59:47 GMT -5
I'm a loser?
I'm a fucking loser?
I thought you were the rational one here, Daemon, considering ZMac's been on a genocidal conquest against his fuckin' gray matter for the past few years. No hate to you for that, Zombie, I'd fuckin' kill myself with drugs too if I was you.
Max, you've been sniffing your own supply a bit too hard, my man. Got your head so far up your ass that you're probably fast-tracking the shit you spew from your colon out to us. I don't give a fuck if you knocked out some UFC wash-out in five seconds, much as I don't give a shit that you handed ZMac the win at your fuckin' vanity show. You ain't shit, and if you were, you wouldn't have let me blindside you twice in such a short frame of time, you fucking moron. Grow some eyes in the back of your head, or some situational awareness, something, goddamn it.
Z, you got a win over me, hackneyed or not. Props for that, I guess-I can admit when I'm beaten by someone, but now I gotta smoke you in return. I'm not talking blunts or crack pipes, either-I'm talking pulling your fuckin' head off and calling it a day. Nothing personal, just gotta get a bit of my shine back. Pump that pocket pussy of yours a bit to make yourself feel better afterward, my treat.
Truth is, I'm more accomplished here in a year then both of you will ever be. Pure Championship's next up on my list, and I don't fuckin' quit. Daemon wanted to make that call, but he'll look like the bitch when he's squealing like a baby and calling it a night. Once that's done, just me and Mac.
Let's fuckin' get it. Suck me.
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Jan 26, 2021 19:52:58 GMT -5
Whoa, easy there Green Day. Fuckin Devil May Cry on Mountain Dew and cloves.
Christ, Max Deamon. You get worked up like this and you might end up gettin werked up.
" Gah ZMAC, I swear so people listen. I pause so people pay attention"
And you cut yourself just to know your alive.
Max, your little world is closing in around you. the water is rising and you're on 1st class thinkin thats for the wrenches like me but the rats already left the ship. I'm a boat a hundred yards away. Bakers waiting for his own private pantheon rescue and you're just sipin brandy before you start laping up salt water. Before it gets into your lungs and they feel like they are on fire as the salt after rips your cells apart and you drown on briny blood in your veins. Here at Revolution, how you gone make a man who loves pain and cant die -> quit.
Unlike your 6 matches and Bakers "year of excellence" my career is one where i make guys like you quit and walk away for forever.
4 EV AH
Ol' Z gone beat you both blind. My barb wire bat will be in play. Beatrice will be there. You'll both be there. You said that I'm a loser. You said that I'll be a quitter.
I know those things. This isnt about what I know. This is about you finding things out about yourself.
This is about lessons earned.
one of us is a quitter. and 1 of us dont know it yet.
Bet which 1 you are.
trust me.
Oh and Baker [ insert mysterious pantheon handshake. ]
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Post by Graham Baker on Jan 30, 2021 18:43:46 GMT -5
What's the vibe here, huh? You two blow your balls empty on the first go-around and been waiting for me to open my mouth a bit while you're in the refractory period?
Alright, bet.
There's a few good points made so far, like the fact that Max Daemon's shown the world his entire ass, moreover by how much of his mind is occupied by thoughts of how 'good' he might be despite being the epitome of a self-important mediocre cunt with a bit of an edge to him, and also like the fact that ZMac's pointed out the obvious-one of is us a quitter, and the other just doesn't know it yet.
Hard to swallwow, that one, isn't it?
I can tell the two of you, with all honesty, I'm not fucking quitting this as long as I've got breath in my lungs and my heart is beating. I didn't come back from an injured rest, split my difference with the Man Made Gods and ruin Max Daemon's big 'moment', if you could call it that, just to get shut down by an achy zombie with a cocaine problem. I didn't come all the way back here from a loss to ZMac to tell him, 'nah man, you're good! Take this one, too!'
In all honesty? I know which one of us is a quitter. It's not me, and it's not the walking tolerance tower.
So it's gotta be you, Max.
It's gotta be you, because you figured you'd waltz into this shit with bravado and luck your way in. You got too high on your own supply after knocking out that UFC jerkoff, and figured you could tap a guy who hasn't tapped as long as he's been here, or break through the extra booze barrier.
You can't.
Idiot.
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Jan 30, 2021 21:03:53 GMT -5
Come on, Baker
Devil may cry
Do it
You bois only have 2 outcomes
Beat me and become what you hate
Or
Lose to me and become what you hate
You still playin by those win/loss rules
I'm playin by the only rules that matter -> mine
Freedom isnt free
It isnt pretty
It isnt glorious
It's the price you pay to lose security
Is it worth it?
If winning, holding that belt means so much to you
You'll never be free
You'll never be PURE
And you'll never be a champion
But keep swearing, Max, maybe some spastic autismo on discord will see it and buy a tshirt
But then, you lose more freedom
This is a revolution
Not a home coming
I want u to remember that
Remember what u think ur fighting for
And know that it's wrong
Know that in time
Everytime
I win
I always win
Because my goal isnt winning or losing
Losers care about that
You might just want to kick my ass cuz u dont like me
Assert your will
Look everyone. How max deamon kicked my ass.
See, nobody cares
Because I can lose 1 million times, hold no gold and have 2 matches a year on thursday night in an empty arena
And be just as big a star as any world champion or legend in AW
And if u dont know how
Then u havnt earned nor deserved that belt on ur shoulder
I will make u hate urself when this is over
And it's over when I chose
And best part -> you'll be thinkin it was ur idea the whole time.
Trust me.
Oh, and Max, since you got the last word; remember what I said after I’ve torn your little legacy asunder.
Fucking fools.
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Post by Max f'n Daemon on Jan 31, 2021 0:24:39 GMT -5
Dawn of the final day...and it seems like we need to speak some facts in order to get some things finalized here.
Yes, Graham, you ARE a fucking loser and no matter how much fluff or garnish ya' wanna put on it, it doesn't change the fact that YOU...are a loser.
Fact #1: I have never been pinned unlike what ZMac did to YOU, Graham, a couple weeks ago.
Fact #2: I have never passed or tapped out unlike what I did to ZMac last month.
Fact #3: I've faced an MMA superstar, an amateur wrestler, a second generation talent, one of the best wrestlers in this company, and a fuckin crazy coked up madman and I have walked away with this title every time.
Fact #4: I have guaranteed victory every...fuckin...time I've defended this title and I have come out the winner...every...fuckin...time.
Graham you are usin the same shit I pulled out on Noris in my second match here.
I have proven that I am, in fact, The Shit. You might be blinded by some fake idea that you're actually good at this, but much like the others, you've never faced me head-on.
Am I high off my own shit? You're goddamn right, but only because I've fuckin earned it and I've proven why I deserve to be.
And congratulations, looks like the ring's gonna be full with a buncha corpses, because I'm pretty fuckin sure all three of us are gonna kill each other just to walk away the winner. Z has no problem with that. I have no problem with that. Wanna add to the pile?
Graham, if ya' really think I'm quittin this match than you're crazier than ZMac.
Nobody's beaten me yet.
And hell's gonna be Antarctica if you're the motherfucker to do it.
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Post by Graham Baker on Jan 31, 2021 10:41:17 GMT -5
Competition makes the man, and yours clearly ain't been it, Max.
Only a fucking moron goes through life thinking that because they ain't been pinned yet, that this won't be the one. But, unfortunately, because that little brain in that thick fucking skull of yours hasn't seemed to clearly identify is that I don't need to pin you, or tap you, or knock you out. I just need to make you quit. I don't need to push your body to the limits, don't need to shut your brain off-really, all I need to do is put you in an agonizing fuckin' position.
I've done that to plenty before. You won't be any different.
You're living proof, Max, that even if you serve a dude shit opponents for every meal, so long as he's winning he'll think he's top level. I didn't play that shit, though. I went for the big boys, and even if I got my ass knocked down, I still showed that I'm legit. I'm a fucking competitor.
I'm the real fucking deal.
Wins and losses don't mean it all to me-if they did, I'd have packed my shit up a long time ago.
You want to undersell me? Sure.
You want to underwrite me? Sure.
It doesn't change the fact that I've done more than you. I've been here longer than you. I'm fucking better than you.
If you want to put me in the rear-view and coast on two wins-one of which you didn't get-be my fucking guest.
It'll make it all the easier to catch you in a trap that gives you two options-quit, or snap. I don't care which you pick, honestly-but it'd be a favor to all of us if you got the big career ender and fucked off forever.
Good luck.
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