Juggalo TV Episode Five {#005}
Jan 24, 2021 21:46:24 GMT -5
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Post by Twiztid Insane on Jan 24, 2021 21:46:24 GMT -5
"GATHER ROUND JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES FOR THE GREATEST SHOW IN TOWN! This right here is the FIFTH episode of Juggalo TV, and this one is a special one for all the homies out there... so prepare yourselves for one of, if not, the greatest internet talk shows that you will ever witness... and now... please allow me to introduce to you, your Ringmaster... TWIZTID... IN... SANEEEEEE!"
As the introduction finishes cameras fade in to a makeshift news room where we can see a man sat in an office chair, the man spins around to show us that it is indeed the Juggalo face painted, suit wearing, backyard legend, Twiztid Insane.
Twiztid Insane: Whoop Whoop Muthafuckos and Muthafuckettes, it's ya muthafuckin boy Twiztid Insane. Now today's episode of JTV is somethin' different. If you haven't already heard. Myself and D managed to score ourselves a deal with Devil's Gate, which means we're takin' a step up in the world. With that organisation behind us, who KNOWS where we can go. I already lost my first championship match which, let's be honest, probably has lowered my standing in this company a tonne. NOW. With all of that out the way, let's get on with the show!
The crowd in the background cheers as the camera fades to another scene, where we can see D and Twiztid Insane standing in front of an old, run house. To which the sidebar informs us that it is Twiztid childhood home in Detroit.
D: What we doin' here, Charlie?
Twiztid Insane: We're gonna be going back through my old stomping grounds. Facing some of my biggest failures in wrestling... and life, I guess.
D: You never told me we was doin' a heavy episode of JTV, Thought you wanted me to be "El D" again...
Twiztid punches D in the arm then points to the camera, to which D stammers and blurts out.
D: I mean... uhh... I thought you wanted me to GET "El D" on the show again... saved it.
Twiztid Insane: Yeah homie, really saved it there. Aight look. So. We doin' a heavier episode, to show we ain't all laughs and funny jokes. That we can actually fight, that we got backstories, all that jazz.
D: Ohhhhhhhh, aight let's do it.
And with that, D and Twiztid walk inside the house, with the scene switching to them walking into a room which has been gutted, but Twiztid looks emotional standing there.
D: Daaaaaaaaamn, Charlie. Ain’t this your old room?
Twiztid Insane: Yeah, D. Yeah it is. Fuck I ain’t been here since I started goin on tour with you. All the dopest shit I can think of happened in this room. My first introduction to the Juggalo lifestyle, my first time experiencing professional wrestling was in this room…
D: Aight Imma just ask this straight up. What's going on man?
Twiztid Insane: Fine. I'm sayin this cause you're my brotha. I'm worried now man. I just lost my first match and after that I'm worried no one out there will give me the chance I deserve to prove I can still go. What if I just wasted my only chance in Action Wrestling at a championship.
D: Hey man, stop thinkin' like that! You know what Petey and Dr. Royce told us. We stick with them, we keep doin' what we're doin', and we're gonna get you another shot at championship gold. Best believe.
Twiztid Insane: Look, we got plenty more to see. Let's get going.
Twiztid and D walk out of the room and the scene fades to the backyard, Twiztid and D soak it in, before starting to talk again.
D: Dude! Remember all the shit we did here? This is a walk down memory lane, for real.
Twiztid Insane: This was where we started up our backyard fed, got my first taste of life as a wrestler... it was ALSO the place where I broke my leg... but we don't talk about that. This was the spot where I started to live out my lifelong dream... D. What am I gonna do?
D: What do you mean homie? You're living out your dream now! And you got your best friend by your side.
Twiztid Insane: I get that. But I ain't gettin' any younger. Think I need to change up my attitude in there. I can't keep on just being 'happy to be here'. I got my ass handed to me by Downfall. I need to change it up, desperately. This partnership with Devil's Gate could be somethin' magical... couldn't it?
D: Yeah... yeah I guess it can be, can't it?
Twiztid Insane: We gotta get goin' man. They're due to tear this place down.
Twiztid and D walk out of frame and the scene fades back to the studio, where Twiztid is sitting in front of the camera, shuffles the papers and looks into the camera, going to say something but just sighing...
Twiztid Insane: I can't fucking do this. Fuck this...
He goes to get out of his chair and take off his lapel mic, people behind the scenes are shouting at him to sit back down, they're still on the air but Twiztid is having none of it.
Twiztid Insane: I'll see you lot next week. Maybe. Cut the fuckin' feed.