Post by Andre Jenson on Jan 24, 2021 17:46:05 GMT -5
Hi folks! Narrator here. Today, well, we’re at the Two Gents fabric Facility in Kem. Andre Jenson and Teo are currently at the R&D division of their clothing range, giving a virtual tour via the magic of the internet. Let’s drop in!
“TwoGents inc. are an all inclusive company. Our tailors have fully flexible working hours, a generous pension contribution and a salary that is more than 3 times the national average.” Jenson says as he walks along the workshop to a camera. Teo is In the background inspecting some goods. Teo comes up to Jenson.
“We have our first prototype!” he exclaims.
“Wonderful! Does it have a professional looking monogram on it?” Jenson replies as Teo looks over it.
“It does indeed. Good work Jen!” Teo high fives Jen, the tailor who gave him the prototype. “What you’re looking at here my friend is the first ever #2 Gents handkerchief, hypoallergenic, moisture wicking, self cleaning technology and every time you blow your nose into it you get a different smell. The tech on this thing means that you get a clean, fresh smelling handkerchief every time! It cleans itself!”
“Teo, Jen is a genius. I can’t believe it. We have done it, this needs to go into production like immediately. There is no time to waste!”
“Why was this rushed through so quickly anyway?” Asks Jen, employee of the month. “I had to drop a new design of a new suit of armour with Two Gents insignias on them for your match at the White House.”
“Oh, well, Jen. I shall tell you. A major!” Begins Jenson
“Major” adds Teo
“Major desecration of all that is civil and great. And I mean this was so bad, no one at Action Wrestling has ever done anything as bad as this. I was shocked.
“And appalled”
“Shocked and appalled. No they aren’t even the right words, I was abhorred.”
“Good word”
“Thanks.”
“What was it?” Asks Jen
“I can’t say, it’s too distressing.” Replies Jenson, who’s very animated about this.
“Was it worse than when James Nightingale killed that impersonator, or when he put Emily Deschanel in a coma, or killing FPV’s brother?”
“He did all that? Man, that’s a lot of blood.”
“Yeah”
“Well, yes, even worse than that!”
“Really? What was it?” Jen asks. Jenson leans in, conspiratorially. He looks around, nervously.
“Red White and Bruised used a T-Shirt instead of a handkerchief to blow their noses.”
He springs back, as if the shock of saying this is too much. Jen looks at him, brow confused as all hell.
“What?” She asks.
“Yes! The single most disgusting act to have ever happened in Action Wrestling history. But you know what? We have a plan!”
“A good plan!” Chips in Teo.
“A great plan! First, what we’re gonna do is make enough self cleaning handkerchiefs so that the ladies of Red White and Bruised don’t fall short again, then we’re going to take action against them. As this desecration cannot be allowed to stand. It’s personal now, such a personal story has never been told in this famed federation, such a blood feud has never been so bloody, such abuse and behaviour has never been so callous. So we have to make a stand!
This starts this weekend where Teo and I, the 2 Gents go into our match against Red White and Bruised with vengeance on our mind. Red White and Bruised crossed a line when they acted so heinously, and quite frankly we will not stop until they are finished. After they go down for the 3 count and Teo and I stand there with our belts held high I have a mind to challenge them again so we can beat them over and over and over again until they learn the error of their ways. I do not take this action lightly, I do not like what we’re having to do, but they brought this upon themselves. Man, I’m so angry, I think I need to train it out. Come Teo, conference room!”
With that Jenson strides away while Jen looks more confused than ever.
“Thanks for your help” Teo says to Jen as he follows Jenson