Post by Ned the Intern on Jan 20, 2021 11:04:54 GMT -5
Undefeated as fuck. It sounds great… and I am happy with the rocket that’s been strapped to my back so far this year… but a part of me is disappointed in how I got here. Three consecutive victorious over a third-rate superstar aren’t the kind of thing that move you up the ladder around here. But they were enough to get me in a qualifying match for a contendership match. YIPPEE! D-Day has some crazy idea to shake-up the title contention. He draws names out of a hat or whatever to see who fights who. It’s an interesting way to give the fans a good show. My late husband once booked a tournament like that. He had twelve guys draw popsicle sticks with random numbers on them. The numbers determined the bracket and the winner of the tournament ended up being the champion. So the champion was also his own number one contender. It was weird. What’s really weird about the situation I’m in right now… is that I’m not wrestling Alex Scott for the fourth consecutive week. I assumed fate would deal would deal me a shitty hand again. Now I actually have to work to make it to the contendership match at Revolution. Fate has decided that Jim Mud and I will be reunited in Washington DC next Monday. Our only time together was during the Four Chodesmen versus Cruiser-Greats matchup… but I’ve been watching for quite some time. He played a hand in ruining my brothers’ shot at the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship at Clash100. They were the odds-on-favorites to leave Las Vegas with the gold… but that was all ruined by Jim and his underpants-lovin-partner Cap’n Action. I will do what my brothers failed to do. I will beat Jim Mud. Again. Yes, again. TeChNiCaLlY our eight person match in Portland two weeks ago was a win for the Cruiser-Greats. Thanks again to Jim Mud for hitting my partner Soldado Fortuna with a brick to ensure that my winning streak remained. We would surely have won without the disqualification… but it was okay to sacrifice Soldado for the greater good. And hey, the following week, Soldado somehow got Chael Sonnen to stand in for him against Jim Mud. I don’t know if Soldado wasn’t cleared to compete or something. I haven’t talked to him since our tag match. He's not important right now. Jim Mud isn't even important right now. Lemme tell ya about Sara Pettis. She was never prepared for half of what she went through, but she got through it. She always will. She went completely defeated here last year. Lost at Havoc… CruiserHavoc… Final Girl… Trios Tournament. Lost to Derrick Vayden… and others who are forgettable. Zero and eight. Also, her husband was murdered on live television. 2021 is different. She is un-de-feat-ed. Who will stand up to the Child of Fate and put her in her place? Not Jim Mud. He's a pretender. He's a fraud. He's a grifter. He stumbled into a business that I hold dearly, and he treats it like means to his next fix. He misuses this platform in a way that deeply offends me. All of my feelings about this… man... will fall flat and will not mean anything to him. That only scratches the surface of the problems he perpetuates. I won't waste time scratching the surface because this bumpkin is running out of layers. Come CruiserClash, he'll be up against a fucking sequoia. I will not bend or break. I will stand tall and strong. He will have no choice but to crawl back to what's left of the crumbling Philidor a sore, defeated loser. That's what's in his near future. We can't fight fate. Fate will usher in an era of prosperity for Sara Pettis. A healthy reign as Cruiserweight Champion is coming sooner than later. All I have to do is breeze through Win & You're In. Had they put anyone else in my path to Revolution, I might be concerned about the likelihood of success next week. Well… anyone but Alex Scott… obviously. But Jim Mud? Hell no! The Jim Mud Show is hereby fucking cancelled. Here's where fate will take him... |