Post by Jimmy "Smash" James on Dec 19, 2020 1:09:55 GMT -5
We open up to Dale Dolt standing in front of Jimmy James in front of an AW logo like it's the 80's/90's.
Dale Dolt: At CruiserHavoc 3 there are over 30 superstars who will enter that ring for the Cruiserweight Championship and my client is going to throw all of them out! You line them up and my big boy Jimmy James here will throw each and every one of them over the top rope to the outside. Karlie Nash? Sierra Silver? Kaz? Keeton? It doesn't matter if you're from some shit fed that can't get on television, or if you've been in AW since day 1 and are fighting for glory, Jimmy James is going to pick your lame duck ass up and throw you over the top rope.
Dale slaps the beef on Jimmy James.
Dale Dolt: Look at this specimen! Who can defeat him?! Who is going to throw him over the top rope!? It will take a 100 Cruiserweights to lift the BEEF of CRUISERWEIGHTS over the top rope!
Jimmy stops Dale from talking. He steps in front of Dale and stares into the camera.
Jimmy James: I. WANT. TREY. BOUCHET. You suplexin' son of a biiiiiiiiiiiiitch. I'll see you at CruiserHavoc 3 and when I do see you, I'm going to crush you. I'm going to punish you. I WILL SMASH YOU. What you did to me at Turmoil was embarrass me, and I needed to take some time off, but now I'm coming back and I will hurt you. You have suplexed your last man, Trey. You will NOT win the Cruiserweight Championship if it's the last thing I do. You'll be laying on the mats and you'll be staring at me holding up the Cruiserweight Championship at the end of CruiserHavoc 3.
Jimmy walks off.
Dale Dolt: Well, guess that's all we have to say about that. See ya on Sunday.
Torture: and work so hard.. and I'd never not appreciate you guys, ever. You write for me, you write for yourselves, you write for your peers, you write for AW. I'll never forget that, ever.
Sept 15, 2021 0:57:57 GMT -5
Torture: I respect you, I appreciate each and every one of you, no matter how many times you're booked, no matter where you're at on the card, I love that you're here and I love that you care about AW in some way or form.
Sept 15, 2021 0:58:38 GMT -5