Post by Sierra Silver on Nov 23, 2020 20:03:22 GMT -5
The scene opens on the back of an office chair. After a few moments, the chair spins around to reveal Sierra Silver, with her black cat, Happy, in her lap. Sierra pets the cat’s head like a Bond villain and she purrs in response.
Good even-
hiss
Good evening-
hiss
Every once in a while the cat takes a swipe at the overly curious corgi, Hawk, when he gets too close.
Happy, be nice!
Silver grabs a squeaky toy from next to her and tosses it out of the shot, causing the excited puppy to chase after it. She sighs as she refocuses.
Greetings, loyal and EVIL subjects! It is me, your master, the evil queen, the greenheart, #81 on the EFP Top 100, the women’s bruiserweeeeeeeeeeight champion! Sierra Silver!!! Here to reveal Richard’s and my evil plan!!! It’s simple, really. We’re planning on building an evil empire once we claim those CDub tag titles! Then we’re gonna-
And then he comes back to the future one more time, this time with his wife and children in a train, which is a time machine too! And it runs on steam power so he can always-
Wait… What was I talking about? Let’s see… Evil plot, diabolical scheme, world domination…
OH! The tag titles, right!
Richie and I are gonna REKT the opposition! Richie and I weren’t supposed to get this far in this little tourney but here we are! In the tag title match fighting for the straps we deserve! We’re WAY more deserving than the poor schlubs who hold them currently!
I’m actually super glad I’m as young as I am for once. I can sleep well at night knowing I’m not in Karlie’s creepy reverse-cradle-robbing crosshairs! Between the granny-grabbers and the D&D NERDS, I don’t need to worry about creeps hitting on me for once!
But for real! Why do Red White and Bullspit get sooooo many chances? All they do is beat up on jobbers who aren’t even on the roster for the most part and randomly get title shots they don’t deserve! At least when Tommy and I beat up dudes they were actually employed by the company! What the heck!
The biggest draw about them is that they’re the living embodiments of weird midnight PornHub search histories. You think peeps actually watch those two for their in-ring talent? Don’t make me giggle!
These two have a terrible habit of being one and done champions. So it’ll be no surprise when Richie and myself take those pretty titles for ourselves and kick those two nerds back to skulking in the retirement homes!
Speaking of nerds, don’t even get me started on the Gents! One, a former CDub champ! The other! He… uh… tosses dice? And sometimes he does things that hurt himself if he has a bad roll?
How has this duder won a match again?
OH YEAH! He hasn’t!
Sierra releases an evil cackle.
This ain’t a game, Dice Boi! This is real HECKIN life! And in real life, the bad guys always win!
You can’t expect Mr. 420BlazeIt to do all the heavy lifting for you! Especially since he fell off that cliff after losing the title! Seems like that space cowboy took more than just your pretty pink belt, my guy! He took ya manhood, took ya focus! He took ya cake! Maybe that last one isn’t true but if someone took my cake, I’d be pretty peeved. But he took your title and you did nothing about it! You just walked away and turned your attention elsewhere instead!
Man, now I want cake… Stop trying to distract me!
The video jumpcuts. Sierra now has a plate of cake. She clears her throat.
So anywhale! The point is… By the end of Turmoil, rest assured you will have AND NEWWWWW CDub tag team champions in the team of The Villain & Villainess!!! Bet! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
As Sierra laughs, the cat stands, stretches, and jumps down from her lap.
Hey, come back! Happy waaaaait!
Sierra gets up and chases the cat out of the shot as the video fades out.
Good even-
hiss
Good evening-
hiss
Every once in a while the cat takes a swipe at the overly curious corgi, Hawk, when he gets too close.
Happy, be nice!
Silver grabs a squeaky toy from next to her and tosses it out of the shot, causing the excited puppy to chase after it. She sighs as she refocuses.
Greetings, loyal and EVIL subjects! It is me, your master, the evil queen, the greenheart, #81 on the EFP Top 100, the women’s bruiserweeeeeeeeeeight champion! Sierra Silver!!! Here to reveal Richard’s and my evil plan!!! It’s simple, really. We’re planning on building an evil empire once we claim those CDub tag titles! Then we’re gonna-
A surprisingly long amount of time later…
And then he comes back to the future one more time, this time with his wife and children in a train, which is a time machine too! And it runs on steam power so he can always-
Wait… What was I talking about? Let’s see… Evil plot, diabolical scheme, world domination…
OH! The tag titles, right!
Richie and I are gonna REKT the opposition! Richie and I weren’t supposed to get this far in this little tourney but here we are! In the tag title match fighting for the straps we deserve! We’re WAY more deserving than the poor schlubs who hold them currently!
I’m actually super glad I’m as young as I am for once. I can sleep well at night knowing I’m not in Karlie’s creepy reverse-cradle-robbing crosshairs! Between the granny-grabbers and the D&D NERDS, I don’t need to worry about creeps hitting on me for once!
But for real! Why do Red White and Bullspit get sooooo many chances? All they do is beat up on jobbers who aren’t even on the roster for the most part and randomly get title shots they don’t deserve! At least when Tommy and I beat up dudes they were actually employed by the company! What the heck!
The biggest draw about them is that they’re the living embodiments of weird midnight PornHub search histories. You think peeps actually watch those two for their in-ring talent? Don’t make me giggle!
These two have a terrible habit of being one and done champions. So it’ll be no surprise when Richie and myself take those pretty titles for ourselves and kick those two nerds back to skulking in the retirement homes!
Speaking of nerds, don’t even get me started on the Gents! One, a former CDub champ! The other! He… uh… tosses dice? And sometimes he does things that hurt himself if he has a bad roll?
How has this duder won a match again?
OH YEAH! He hasn’t!
Sierra releases an evil cackle.
This ain’t a game, Dice Boi! This is real HECKIN life! And in real life, the bad guys always win!
You can’t expect Mr. 420BlazeIt to do all the heavy lifting for you! Especially since he fell off that cliff after losing the title! Seems like that space cowboy took more than just your pretty pink belt, my guy! He took ya manhood, took ya focus! He took ya cake! Maybe that last one isn’t true but if someone took my cake, I’d be pretty peeved. But he took your title and you did nothing about it! You just walked away and turned your attention elsewhere instead!
Man, now I want cake… Stop trying to distract me!
The video jumpcuts. Sierra now has a plate of cake. She clears her throat.
So anywhale! The point is… By the end of Turmoil, rest assured you will have AND NEWWWWW CDub tag team champions in the team of The Villain & Villainess!!! Bet! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
As Sierra laughs, the cat stands, stretches, and jumps down from her lap.
Hey, come back! Happy waaaaait!
Sierra gets up and chases the cat out of the shot as the video fades out.