The Fox Report s1 e2: "Suplex vs Strike: Dawn of Epic"
Nov 15, 2020 23:18:10 GMT -5
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Post by Tsukiko on Nov 15, 2020 23:18:10 GMT -5
The camera fades in to reveal The Fox Report's cheesy 1980s anchor's desk setup with an equally 80s dressed Lyan Rogan, aka Ryan Logan, sitting behind it. However, the two Action Wrestling action figures she held were definitely not something that originated from that particular era. In fact, there two figures she held were that of CruiserClash's Teo Blaze and Trey Bouchet; reenacting their epic Suplex match from nearly a month ago.
"Trey's looking for that devastating German suplex, but no! Teo with the count-BLAZING KNEE! Belly-to-belly and it's all over! The crowd goes wild!"
It wasn't until she was in the midst of making cheesy cheering noises did Lyan notice that the camera had begun recording. Like a child that had gotten caught with her hand in a cookie jar, she hastily hid the toys underneath her desk; awkwardly clearing her throat in the process.
"W-well now, welcome to the second installment of the super amazing CruiserClash broadcast known affectionately called The Fox Report! My name is Lyan Rogan and boy was last week's episode of CruiserClash a real banger of a show! I mean; yeah there were some pretty sus moments, but overall it was another night of heart-pounding non-stop action from the moment it went on the air. Sierra got a little Dick; Dragons and Phoenixes, phoenixi(?), are not to be messed with; and sandwiches were called into question. Yet, that all left one VERY important question.
What's going to happen next week?"
Slowly, the camera zoomed out to reveal a woman sitting at the end of the desk; garbed in a flowing black kimono and wearing a fox mask.
"With me now to answer that very question is the Kirameku Kitsune!"
"Kobanwa. Ogenkidesuka?"
"I'm doing very wel-ah! Hold on a second."
Taking a moment to shuffle through something underneath the desk, Lyan soon produced a small sign.
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"Alrighty then, back to the topic at hand; Kierameku, how has your time here been? With everything that happens on Cruiser on the weekly, it must seem overwhelming at times. Tell us, just how does it look from your perspective?"
{Well, this ever-changing battlefield is something that I take comfort in. For, regardless of what time period that humanity is in, there shall always be those seeking to prove their strength on the battlefield. CruiserClash, and Action Wrestling as a whole, is just that outlet. Every warrior here is very capable and every battle between them could swing either way. It is truly a wonder to be competing here.}
"Really? Cause, to me, it seems like some of them are real buttheads and don't deserve the admiration of the people."
{Is that so....
"Yeah! Aurora Ray, being the swamp monster that she is, tagged herself in and instantly cost you the match! That seemed pretty sus to me."
{While that is true, you also must understand that CruiserClash is not a battle in which one side completely overwhelms the other. There is an ebb and flows to every battle; last week was an example of how quickly that can change. Yet, with every defeat, there is a lesson to be learned and a goal created.}
"Wha-nevermind. I'mma get outta your way."
Cut off mid-sentence, Lyan quickly moved away as the woman in the fox mask rose to her feet and stood in front of the desk; directly addressing the camera now.
{Bouchet-san, I fear that we are of the same mind. The last several weeks have been unkind to us, but as warriors, we must pull ourselves together and move forward; to the next battle that awaits. It is here, with my purest respect for you and magnificent suplexing prowess, that I must declare my intention of defeating you with everything that I can muster. I am not afraid to face your plexications nor am I willing to give in to their overwhelming power.
I will fight!
I will fight harder than Blaze-san did three weeks ago and I will emerge victoriously. Make no mistake Bouchet-san, we shall go to war and my strikes shall be tested by your suplexes. Yet, you will end the same as you did those weeks ago. Defeated and devoid of thought.}
I will fight!
I will fight harder than Blaze-san did three weeks ago and I will emerge victoriously. Make no mistake Bouchet-san, we shall go to war and my strikes shall be tested by your suplexes. Yet, you will end the same as you did those weeks ago. Defeated and devoid of thought.}