Challenge this week was to only use 1 word of dialogue.(1/2)
Nov 15, 2020 13:52:53 GMT -5
CJ Phoenix, Teo Blaze, and 3 more like this
Post by Andre Jenson on Nov 15, 2020 13:52:53 GMT -5
Hi there, narrator here. It’s been a while hasn’t it? I mean such a long time, that with seven hundred words I possibly cannot express just how long it has been or what your King of Undersund, Bane of Kathia and generally all round good guy Andre Jenson has been doing for the past year. So I’ll just say it involves a number of dwarves, a philosopher’s stone and more than one or two lawsuits.
Point is we’re here today to talk about Flop, and Stella Slan...Slater. These two competitors are a must see in Action Wrestling’s CruiserClash show of Shows! They bring in the big bucks, the sort of money even Orret would be proud of!
Flop, the endearing mentalist who really only wants to get a helicopter, a million dollars (whatever currency that is, I think it’s about 3 Kem Units) and a puppy that makes him feel loved. Not that he isn’t loved, he clearly is loved by the 3 or 4 fans he has in the world and quite possibly his mother, but I think that might be a reach.
Stella Slaneter, cos that’s what I’m gonna call her now. She’s much loved amongst the Cruiserweight community. She’s much loved in her perpetual need to ensure that all girls have an equal opportunity to go out, sleep in tents and gain badges.
This is not unlike the Kem missive of 2012 - where our intrepid Hero, Andre Jenson one hundred percent legitimately funded what he called the “sweet sixteen sleepover in the woods” party. It was a really good time until the police showed up and he had to explain just why he had 40 sixteen year old girls in tents by a riverside in the middle of rural California. But that’s another story, I assume Stella is nothing like that and she doesn’t want to be arrested so her things are well above board and normal.
I digress anyway, I was actually trying to say the girl scout organisation is pretty similar to something Jenson has set up in the past. You spend a lot of time in tents, you craft stuff and create badges. The only difference between girl scouts and LARPing, (which our adventurous soul Jenson is indeed the King of, I might add) is that in LARPing you fight each other with sword, shield and magic. In girl scouts you poison cookies and kill each other with teen girl angst and witty reparté. Or nails. Lots and lots of powerful talons in the eyes. I don’t know how Stella survived all that, so she must be tough.
Tough enough for Flop to team with at least. Wow! What a team! They could go up against Red White and Bruised easily, but alas it isn’t their destiny.
They are destined to be Raid Bosses here. Not the last boss in the raid mind, but you know the DPS check that you have to go through before you get to the raid boss. Like when you had to face Arthas in the Lich King but to get to him you had to beat like 3 or 4 weirdo teams to get to them. Those raid bosses, the ones that are only there to gear up with before you go face the big boi.
I said Flop is one of the must see people in Action Wrestling. Sorry, I do tend to get carried away with my lies. Gone are his halcyon days where he played with goats. He’s a sellout now. A Hollywood big shot who demands money and helicopters. He’s a big cheese, a honcho. This means he’s vulnerable now. He’s vulnerable because he has no heart or fire, he basically just wants his helicopter and get out of here, nothing more nothing less. Maybe he’s on the run from someone, somewhere? Maybe he just wants to move to Kem. It is nice this time of year, who knows?
Speaking of Kem! It’s about time we were reintroduced to Andre Jenson! Here he is, talking to Teo, his erstwhile tag partner. Fresh from securing Teo his gym and returning to help him out at CruiserClash and XIII.
“What?” He said.
What a guy.