Juggalo TV Episode 1 {#001}
Nov 13, 2020 8:08:21 GMT -5
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Post by Twiztid Insane on Nov 13, 2020 8:08:21 GMT -5
"GATHER ROUND JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES FOR THE GREATEST SHOW IN TOWN! This right here is the debut episode of Juggalo TV... and now... allow me to introduce to you, your Ringmaster... TWIZTID... IN... SANEEEEEE!"
As the introduction finishes cameras fade in to a makeshift news room where we can see a man sat in an office chair, the man spins around to show us that it is indeed the Juggalo face painted, suit wearing lad, Twiztid Insane.
Twiztid Insane: Whoop Whoop Muthafuckos and Muthafuckettes, it's ya muthafuckin boy Twiztid Insane comin at you LIVE from our new studio! Now on tonight's show we got a couple topics to discuss. First up, we got the topic of 'Twiztid's return to wrestling', and for that, we're gonna go to our correspondent in the field, my homie D!
The cameras cut to outside where we can see D standing with... Twiztid Insane.
D: Thanks for the introduction my brotha, now I'm standin' here with backyard wrestling legend Twiztid Insane, now Twiztid, what do you say to people out there that are saying that you won't be able to hang with the current generation of wrestlers in Action Wrestling?
Twiztid Insane: Thats a good question D, So here's where I'm standin right now all I'm seein' is people out there that are scared that their favourite AW superstars could lose to some old Juggalo, which I mean, I can't blame them. I'd also be embarrassed if my favourite wrestler got beat by some near thirty year old man that still wears face paint and drinks Faygo. But it is what it is homie, and if I gotta beat some jabroni named "Steve Ryder" to prove that I'm still able to go as hard as I did in 2009, then that's what I gotta do.
D: Thanks for that Twiztid, now back to you in the studio, Twiztid.
We cut back to the studio, where Twiztid is giving a phoney laugh at that interview.
Twiztid Insane: Hahaha, thanks for that D. Now, onto our next subject of the evening, the extent of the leg injury of the man in question, Twiztid Insane, and for that we're gonna need to go to our sports insider, D. Now D, how is Twiztid's pre-existing leg injury gonna hold up in his return match?
Twiztid Insane: Whoop Whoop Muthafuckos and Muthafuckettes, it's ya muthafuckin boy Twiztid Insane comin at you LIVE from our new studio! Now on tonight's show we got a couple topics to discuss. First up, we got the topic of 'Twiztid's return to wrestling', and for that, we're gonna go to our correspondent in the field, my homie D!
The cameras cut to outside where we can see D standing with... Twiztid Insane.
D: Thanks for the introduction my brotha, now I'm standin' here with backyard wrestling legend Twiztid Insane, now Twiztid, what do you say to people out there that are saying that you won't be able to hang with the current generation of wrestlers in Action Wrestling?
Twiztid Insane: Thats a good question D, So here's where I'm standin right now all I'm seein' is people out there that are scared that their favourite AW superstars could lose to some old Juggalo, which I mean, I can't blame them. I'd also be embarrassed if my favourite wrestler got beat by some near thirty year old man that still wears face paint and drinks Faygo. But it is what it is homie, and if I gotta beat some jabroni named "Steve Ryder" to prove that I'm still able to go as hard as I did in 2009, then that's what I gotta do.
D: Thanks for that Twiztid, now back to you in the studio, Twiztid.
We cut back to the studio, where Twiztid is giving a phoney laugh at that interview.
Twiztid Insane: Hahaha, thanks for that D. Now, onto our next subject of the evening, the extent of the leg injury of the man in question, Twiztid Insane, and for that we're gonna need to go to our sports insider, D. Now D, how is Twiztid's pre-existing leg injury gonna hold up in his return match?
The camera pans to the left and we can see D is sat behind the bench now.
D: Well Twiztid, it appears that his injury, which occurred during a DTW Backyard show in 2009, in which Twiztid was facing a man called T-Train, and in the closing moments we saw Twiztid go up to the top rope to go for his signature frog splash and... well... we will let the footage do the talking.
D turns to his right and watches the screen behind him, in which we can see Twiztid Insane on the top rope, before losing his footing and falling to the floor, his leg going one direction and his body going over the top of it before the screen cuts back the Juggalo TV logo we can see a close up on the leg and... well... it ain't pretty.
D: Yikesss... Well. At least we have some good news to come out of this! Twiztid insane got surgery on his leg and got some plates and screws in, and after a long time off with rehab and gettin his leg back to full strength, he is more than ready to make his return and kick some ass! Back to you in the studio Twiztid.
The camera pans back to Twiztid, who just looks at D, confused.
Twiztid Insane: You're in the studio with me D, ya dumbass.
D turns to his right and watches the screen behind him, in which we can see Twiztid Insane on the top rope, before losing his footing and falling to the floor, his leg going one direction and his body going over the top of it before the screen cuts back the Juggalo TV logo we can see a close up on the leg and... well... it ain't pretty.
D: Yikesss... Well. At least we have some good news to come out of this! Twiztid insane got surgery on his leg and got some plates and screws in, and after a long time off with rehab and gettin his leg back to full strength, he is more than ready to make his return and kick some ass! Back to you in the studio Twiztid.
The camera pans back to Twiztid, who just looks at D, confused.
Twiztid Insane: You're in the studio with me D, ya dumbass.
D: I got no idea what you're talkin' about.
Twiztid just shakes his head and chuckles.
Twiztid Insane: Anyways onto our final subject for the evening, the man himself Twiztid Insane will be joining us via video to discuss his upcoming match against "The Truth" Steve Ryder. So with that being said, please join me in welcoming to the show...TWIZTID... IN... SANE!
The screen splits in two where we can see Twiztid in the studio, and Twiztid "in his home in Detroit", and the Twiztid in the prerecorded video package laughs and waves to the crowd.
Twiztid Insane: Thanks for havin' me on the show today guys, this feels like its gonna be... Insane.
The pre-recorded Twiztid winks at the screen and a cheesy soundtrack from every sitcom ever plays in the background, while the real Twiztid and D are laughing along with the laugh track. As the laugh track stops the Twiztid and D in the studio look back into the camera and Twiztid begins to ask a question.
Twiztid Insane: So, Twiztid. What are your thoughts on your opponent in your Action Wrestling debut, "The Truth" Steve Ryder?
The prerecorded Twiztid thinks about it for a second, before responding.
Twiztid Insane: That's a very good question guys, so here is how I feel about it. Steve Ryder is also a guy that's fairly new to AW, right? So how I'm seein this is a test that the AW executives are puttin' me through, if I can still hang with the younger generation of wrestlers, if my leg will still hold up, if I still have the fight inside of me after eleven long years away from the business. And I can guarantee this much to you's... while I may be eleven years older than I was in my last match, I'm still as strong as I was... I'm DAMN sure I can still put on the best fight I know I can... and that, that is "The Truth."
And with that, the prerecorded Twiztid is taken off the screen.
Twiztid Insane: Well muthafuckos and muthafuckettes, that's all the time we have for this week. Join us next week for another installment of Juggalo TV!
And with that, the cameras fade to black, with the JTV logo being the last thing you see.
The screen splits in two where we can see Twiztid in the studio, and Twiztid "in his home in Detroit", and the Twiztid in the prerecorded video package laughs and waves to the crowd.
Twiztid Insane: Thanks for havin' me on the show today guys, this feels like its gonna be... Insane.
The pre-recorded Twiztid winks at the screen and a cheesy soundtrack from every sitcom ever plays in the background, while the real Twiztid and D are laughing along with the laugh track. As the laugh track stops the Twiztid and D in the studio look back into the camera and Twiztid begins to ask a question.
Twiztid Insane: So, Twiztid. What are your thoughts on your opponent in your Action Wrestling debut, "The Truth" Steve Ryder?
The prerecorded Twiztid thinks about it for a second, before responding.
Twiztid Insane: That's a very good question guys, so here is how I feel about it. Steve Ryder is also a guy that's fairly new to AW, right? So how I'm seein this is a test that the AW executives are puttin' me through, if I can still hang with the younger generation of wrestlers, if my leg will still hold up, if I still have the fight inside of me after eleven long years away from the business. And I can guarantee this much to you's... while I may be eleven years older than I was in my last match, I'm still as strong as I was... I'm DAMN sure I can still put on the best fight I know I can... and that, that is "The Truth."
And with that, the prerecorded Twiztid is taken off the screen.
Twiztid Insane: Well muthafuckos and muthafuckettes, that's all the time we have for this week. Join us next week for another installment of Juggalo TV!
And with that, the cameras fade to black, with the JTV logo being the last thing you see.