Dawning (980-990-something words) XIII Ladies Battle Royal
Nov 11, 2020 4:22:26 GMT -5
Claire Hawkins, Lissie Hope, and 2 more like this
Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2020 4:22:26 GMT -5
”I’m gonna look like a skyscraper amid mudhuts in the Battle Royal.”
Stella made her prediction from the confines of her personal wrestling ring inside the barn of CampSlane Slater. She presented herself to the camera, resplendent in her girl-scout uniform and O.D. green utilitarian jacket.
”I’ve been given only a sliver of time to address the importance of this battle and the women who'll steal the show like Biden did the elections, but I’ll make do and give my opponents time they deserve.”
Trademark parade-rest stance.
”I’ll form two categories. Those who HAVE a chance. Those who HAVE NOT a chance against me.”
Stella’s scouts appeared, busying themselves crafting something in the background.
”HAVE NOTS:”
“Nikki - Your ambitions in MMA and wrestling are commendable, but you haven’t strung together the record to make it relevant. You're second fiddle to Karlie and your loyalty comes with a fault. If it's you or her, you'll make the sacrifice."
”Aurora - I abhor you for reasons stated weeks ago. Hopefully I can square you up, because I wanna personally eliminate you. Fashion your hair into a helmet all you want but it won’t save you from my hammerfist if I find you in this shindig. You’ve yet to record a win nor have you mounted a sustainable offense, and now with the odds stacked deeper I don’t see you rising to the occasion. Not if I can help it.”
”Nidrah - I hold you in almost the same contempt I do Aurora. You’re a rat who’s too insecure to speak about yourself and you withdraw from the fans and your peers in Action Wrestling. People like you don’t thrive in this type of challenge, so your chances are as thin as your profile.”
”Sara Pettis - “
There was hesitance regarding Pettis.
”Sara, you’re inconsistent and now you’ve become a charity case, which saddens me. You’ve suffered enough. I won’t kick you while you’re down. You’re not a dead horse to me.”
”Alice - You were spectacular awhile back, but then you became the Atlanta Falcons of CrusierClash by choking in championship matches. You took your ball and went home because you couldn’t cope. I’m not buying your reason for leaving. Families safely travelled to and from the states for work and pleasure during COVID. Now that there’s a new championship to be had, and Teo isn’t fighting for it, you’re suddenly all about competing again. The Pandemic is getting as bad as it was when you bailed six months ago, but it’s not stopping you from sneaking into this soirée to steal the proverbial pie from the window. You’re a bold faced liar. What happens if you lose? Bail again? What if you win then lose a title defense? Bail again? We’re on to you and you’re gonna be a high priority elimination.”
”Spayde Martinez - You’ve stacked bodies like cordwood since arriving here. You’re a legitimate badass, yet despicably cruel. You must be dealt with. I’d put you into the other category if you weren’t carrying the Women’s Championship. You’re the champ, though, so everyone will have bullseyes on you from jump street. Red, White, and Bruised have bad blood with you, so they’ll be gunnin’ for you with a fury right out the gate. You reap what you sow.”
Her tongue lapped her rubenesque lips, salivating the challenge of those who HAVE a chance against her.
”THE HAVES:”
“Karlie - You have a luxury none of us have in there. You’re part of the legendary tag champions. Y’all will be operating like a well oiled machine. Y’all are used to taking out pairs of people in one shot. I know this and will steer clear until my shot.”
“Azurine - I defeated you in a multi-person match, but I know you can flat out scrap. You’re in 34 different wrestling promotions, can bend space and time to be in three places at once for your bookings, and still look adorkable doing it. It’ll be hard to beat an interstellar being with paranormal abilities like yourself twice in a row in the same week, but if I beat you once I can do it again. Beware: speed travel is muddling your speech.”
“Sierra - How many guys are following you to get a whiff of your gas chute? 4? Flop allegedly ‘hates’ you but still smells the seats of everywhere you’ve sat. Succubus! I respect your lucha ways, you’ve won the multiverse title which is no easy feat, and you survived WALTER, so you DO have a chance. But I wanna personally eliminate you because you mock our sport with your chicanery, and also because I wanna see if I can beat WALTER’S record by launching you past the fourth row."
“Claire - This irony of you being in this should hit you in the head like an empty beer bottle in the bar fight that’s your everyday life. Ash was right, you’re terrified of aiming higher than the TV title so now you can aim for the Women’s Title because it’s deemed lower tier due to the cruel woman holding it. When Lost Breed extended their offer to you, you greedily slopped it up knowing the benefits attached. You have the capacity to do something like that again if someone offers, and you’re renowned for your cunning and prowess in various environments. But I know this, and will be prepared.”
One convicted nod.
”I’m mightier than y'all, and will use it to my advantage. After I purge your collective talons from the championship, I’m gonna hold court at Soundscape Park for immolation of the title. Cookies and homogenized milk will be served, and scouts will sing glory to our corps as the new championship is revealed. It'll be the dawning of the plexcellence era where I, a woman of honor and moral acclaim, will bring women prosperity."
"For I am become life, savior of worlds."
Three finger salute.
"Scouts Honor."
Stella made her prediction from the confines of her personal wrestling ring inside the barn of Camp
”I’ve been given only a sliver of time to address the importance of this battle and the women who'll steal the show like Biden did the elections, but I’ll make do and give my opponents time they deserve.”
Trademark parade-rest stance.
”I’ll form two categories. Those who HAVE a chance. Those who HAVE NOT a chance against me.”
Stella’s scouts appeared, busying themselves crafting something in the background.
”HAVE NOTS:”
“Nikki - Your ambitions in MMA and wrestling are commendable, but you haven’t strung together the record to make it relevant. You're second fiddle to Karlie and your loyalty comes with a fault. If it's you or her, you'll make the sacrifice."
”Aurora - I abhor you for reasons stated weeks ago. Hopefully I can square you up, because I wanna personally eliminate you. Fashion your hair into a helmet all you want but it won’t save you from my hammerfist if I find you in this shindig. You’ve yet to record a win nor have you mounted a sustainable offense, and now with the odds stacked deeper I don’t see you rising to the occasion. Not if I can help it.”
”Nidrah - I hold you in almost the same contempt I do Aurora. You’re a rat who’s too insecure to speak about yourself and you withdraw from the fans and your peers in Action Wrestling. People like you don’t thrive in this type of challenge, so your chances are as thin as your profile.”
”Sara Pettis - “
There was hesitance regarding Pettis.
”Sara, you’re inconsistent and now you’ve become a charity case, which saddens me. You’ve suffered enough. I won’t kick you while you’re down. You’re not a dead horse to me.”
”Alice - You were spectacular awhile back, but then you became the Atlanta Falcons of CrusierClash by choking in championship matches. You took your ball and went home because you couldn’t cope. I’m not buying your reason for leaving. Families safely travelled to and from the states for work and pleasure during COVID. Now that there’s a new championship to be had, and Teo isn’t fighting for it, you’re suddenly all about competing again. The Pandemic is getting as bad as it was when you bailed six months ago, but it’s not stopping you from sneaking into this soirée to steal the proverbial pie from the window. You’re a bold faced liar. What happens if you lose? Bail again? What if you win then lose a title defense? Bail again? We’re on to you and you’re gonna be a high priority elimination.”
”Spayde Martinez - You’ve stacked bodies like cordwood since arriving here. You’re a legitimate badass, yet despicably cruel. You must be dealt with. I’d put you into the other category if you weren’t carrying the Women’s Championship. You’re the champ, though, so everyone will have bullseyes on you from jump street. Red, White, and Bruised have bad blood with you, so they’ll be gunnin’ for you with a fury right out the gate. You reap what you sow.”
Her tongue lapped her rubenesque lips, salivating the challenge of those who HAVE a chance against her.
”THE HAVES:”
“Karlie - You have a luxury none of us have in there. You’re part of the legendary tag champions. Y’all will be operating like a well oiled machine. Y’all are used to taking out pairs of people in one shot. I know this and will steer clear until my shot.”
“Azurine - I defeated you in a multi-person match, but I know you can flat out scrap. You’re in 34 different wrestling promotions, can bend space and time to be in three places at once for your bookings, and still look adorkable doing it. It’ll be hard to beat an interstellar being with paranormal abilities like yourself twice in a row in the same week, but if I beat you once I can do it again. Beware: speed travel is muddling your speech.”
“Sierra - How many guys are following you to get a whiff of your gas chute? 4? Flop allegedly ‘hates’ you but still smells the seats of everywhere you’ve sat. Succubus! I respect your lucha ways, you’ve won the multiverse title which is no easy feat, and you survived WALTER, so you DO have a chance. But I wanna personally eliminate you because you mock our sport with your chicanery, and also because I wanna see if I can beat WALTER’S record by launching you past the fourth row."
“Claire - This irony of you being in this should hit you in the head like an empty beer bottle in the bar fight that’s your everyday life. Ash was right, you’re terrified of aiming higher than the TV title so now you can aim for the Women’s Title because it’s deemed lower tier due to the cruel woman holding it. When Lost Breed extended their offer to you, you greedily slopped it up knowing the benefits attached. You have the capacity to do something like that again if someone offers, and you’re renowned for your cunning and prowess in various environments. But I know this, and will be prepared.”
One convicted nod.
”I’m mightier than y'all, and will use it to my advantage. After I purge your collective talons from the championship, I’m gonna hold court at Soundscape Park for immolation of the title. Cookies and homogenized milk will be served, and scouts will sing glory to our corps as the new championship is revealed. It'll be the dawning of the plexcellence era where I, a woman of honor and moral acclaim, will bring women prosperity."
"For I am become life, savior of worlds."
Three finger salute.
"Scouts Honor."