Post by Jimmy "Smash" James on Nov 10, 2020 15:16:37 GMT -5
We are sitting at a kitchen table in a quiet dining room of an 19th century home. Dale Dolt and his wife are cooking dinner as Smash sits with his empty plate in front of him. He's ready to chow down.
Dale Dolt: They finally booked us but it's against that shallow wannabe Fredrick Whitmer. I know, I don't like it either, but you throw him around the ring a few times, you smash and bash him and we'll be competing for what belongs to you in no time.
Julia Dolt: And what belongs to him?
Dale Dolt: The Cruiserweight Championship.
Julia Dolt: Oh my gosh, it doesn't have his name on it.
Dale Dolt: It belongs to him, honey!
Smash just sits there quietly.
Dale Dolt: Anyways, I don't see us on the Turmoil card so when we get to the arena we can go right into Deruty's office and demand a match.
Julia Dolt: You guys sure are demanding.
She says as she flips over some chicken for dinner in her hot frying pan.
Dale Dolt: Turmoil is a huge ppv, honey, Smash deserves to be on it.
Julia Dolt: Mhm, alright.
Dale Dolt: We're going to do some work outs this weekend and make sure you're in tip top shape for your match with Fredrick. Like I said, he's terrible in ring. Just has no presence at all. You're going to Bash his brains in, I'm sure.
Smash smiles.
Julia Dolt: Dinner is almost ready, boys.
Dale Dolt: Theres probably more seasoning on that chicken and rice than Fredrick has in his entire body.
Julia Dolt: Dale! You don't say that about somebody.
Dale Dolt: Honey, that's what wrestling is! You talk a little smack, you run the game!
Julia Dolt: I think you're almost 30 years old and you don't need to be playing any game.
Dale Dolt: Hey, I don't say anything about that book club you go to with your friends. Or should I say DRINK LOTS OF WINE CLUB WHILE NOT READING THE BOOK.
Julia Dolt: Mhm, Sometimes I need me-time.
Dale Dolt: Anyways.
She sets the chicken down on the table and tells them to enjoy. Dale takes a piece of chicken and sets it on Smashs plate. He sets a piece of chicken on his own plate and his wife's. She gets up to leave the room for a second.
Dale Dolt: Ok, she left the room, listen, this guy sucks. He's terrible. He's been wrestling for god knows how long, Smash, and joke is? You're in a match with him! You beat this guy and you're already set up for a Cruiserweight Championship, I just know it! This guy will never sniff the Championship, ever. He's from Philadelphia and we know how many losers come out of that place.
Smash nods his head as he keeps eating the chicken one fork bite at a time.
Dale Dolt: Anything to add?
Smash then perks up and pulls out his pencil. He writes down on a small sticky notepad. He tears it off and slides it to Dale. He picks up the sticky note from Smash and reads it.
Dale Dolt: Oh you sly dog, you? This is who you want to smash and bash next?
Smash smiles wide and nods.
Dale Dolt: Well, I guess we'll ask to destroy Trey Bouchet next.
Smash smiles.
Dale Dolt: You got a song you want to sing for us?
Julia enters the kitchen and sits back down with a very large bottle of wine. Smash nods and begins to sing.
Smash: WHEN THE MOOOOOON HITS YOUR EYYEEE LIKE A BIG PIZZZAAA PIEEE THATS AMOOREEEEEEE.
Dale and Julia stand up and grab hands.
Smash: WHEN THE WORLD SEEMS TO SHINE..
His booming wonderful voice continues to sing as Dale and Julia dance around the kitchen.
The scene fades.
Dale.Dolt.Blog
11/15/20
8:33pm
Tomorrow night Smash makes his in ring debut. We've already destroyed dozens of wrestlers so Funk will be next on the list. I can't say too much but you can see us on CruiserSMASH tomorrow night on CBS. Funk, Bouchet, Championship. We're on our way to the top. Lets fucking GOOOOO!
Dale Dolt: They finally booked us but it's against that shallow wannabe Fredrick Whitmer. I know, I don't like it either, but you throw him around the ring a few times, you smash and bash him and we'll be competing for what belongs to you in no time.
Julia Dolt: And what belongs to him?
Dale Dolt: The Cruiserweight Championship.
Julia Dolt: Oh my gosh, it doesn't have his name on it.
Dale Dolt: It belongs to him, honey!
Smash just sits there quietly.
Dale Dolt: Anyways, I don't see us on the Turmoil card so when we get to the arena we can go right into Deruty's office and demand a match.
Julia Dolt: You guys sure are demanding.
She says as she flips over some chicken for dinner in her hot frying pan.
Dale Dolt: Turmoil is a huge ppv, honey, Smash deserves to be on it.
Julia Dolt: Mhm, alright.
Dale Dolt: We're going to do some work outs this weekend and make sure you're in tip top shape for your match with Fredrick. Like I said, he's terrible in ring. Just has no presence at all. You're going to Bash his brains in, I'm sure.
Smash smiles.
Julia Dolt: Dinner is almost ready, boys.
Dale Dolt: Theres probably more seasoning on that chicken and rice than Fredrick has in his entire body.
Julia Dolt: Dale! You don't say that about somebody.
Dale Dolt: Honey, that's what wrestling is! You talk a little smack, you run the game!
Julia Dolt: I think you're almost 30 years old and you don't need to be playing any game.
Dale Dolt: Hey, I don't say anything about that book club you go to with your friends. Or should I say DRINK LOTS OF WINE CLUB WHILE NOT READING THE BOOK.
Julia Dolt: Mhm, Sometimes I need me-time.
Dale Dolt: Anyways.
She sets the chicken down on the table and tells them to enjoy. Dale takes a piece of chicken and sets it on Smashs plate. He sets a piece of chicken on his own plate and his wife's. She gets up to leave the room for a second.
Dale Dolt: Ok, she left the room, listen, this guy sucks. He's terrible. He's been wrestling for god knows how long, Smash, and joke is? You're in a match with him! You beat this guy and you're already set up for a Cruiserweight Championship, I just know it! This guy will never sniff the Championship, ever. He's from Philadelphia and we know how many losers come out of that place.
Smash nods his head as he keeps eating the chicken one fork bite at a time.
Dale Dolt: Anything to add?
Smash then perks up and pulls out his pencil. He writes down on a small sticky notepad. He tears it off and slides it to Dale. He picks up the sticky note from Smash and reads it.
Dale Dolt: Oh you sly dog, you? This is who you want to smash and bash next?
Smash smiles wide and nods.
Dale Dolt: Well, I guess we'll ask to destroy Trey Bouchet next.
Smash smiles.
Dale Dolt: You got a song you want to sing for us?
Julia enters the kitchen and sits back down with a very large bottle of wine. Smash nods and begins to sing.
Smash: WHEN THE MOOOOOON HITS YOUR EYYEEE LIKE A BIG PIZZZAAA PIEEE THATS AMOOREEEEEEE.
Dale and Julia stand up and grab hands.
Smash: WHEN THE WORLD SEEMS TO SHINE..
His booming wonderful voice continues to sing as Dale and Julia dance around the kitchen.
The scene fades.
Dale.Dolt.Blog
11/15/20
8:33pm
Tomorrow night Smash makes his in ring debut. We've already destroyed dozens of wrestlers so Funk will be next on the list. I can't say too much but you can see us on CruiserSMASH tomorrow night on CBS. Funk, Bouchet, Championship. We're on our way to the top. Lets fucking GOOOOO!