Post by Tsukiko on Nov 8, 2020 23:57:30 GMT -5
The scene fades in to reveal the sassy Ryan Logan sitting behind an old news anchor desk that was seemingly straight out of the eighties; dressed in a manner befitting the scene.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first installment of what will soon be the hottest weekly installment of totally non-wrestling related content; no disrespect to that G.O.A.T. Anyway, my name is Lyan Rogan and this is.....is The RFox Report."
"Name pending...."
With an overdramatic turn of her head to face some unseen camera, generic American themed music began to play before she abruptly shifted her gaze back to the main camera; effectively ending the ten or so seconds of music.
"Now, ladies and gentlemen, I could totes do a campy recap of the action-packed daring-do of CruiserClash of yesterweek. I could remind you of the big phat winners and the sad-shat losers. In fact, I could even go so far as to reenact every segment in which had Norb Smiley acted as the undisputed star......"
"But I ain't. Cause nobody gives a [bleep] about....well...about any of it really; with the exception of Norb (He's a doll). However, what I will say is that all the match-ups on the upcoming clash are hella dope and should be something that keeps every fan on the edges of their seats!"
Looking at the camera with an obviously false facade, Ryan (or Lyan) looked into the camera for a few moments before lightly slapping the desk. At which point the lights abruptly flickered and a dark=haired woman wearing a kitsune mask replaced the apparent parody of an anchor.
{CruiserClash shall be a truly tremendous time to be had by all. For, on that night, the majority of the brave warriors shall commit to the battlefield with each of their ambitions fueling them; driving them to to the utmost limits of their physical forms. Yet, their purposes are more than attaining meager victories over one another; at least, that is what I feel is true. Sadly, this ode to WCF is something that I find questionable at best and I fear that I wholly do not understand the meaning nor the allure of it.
I'm just here to fight.
This Monday Night, and every CruiserClash henceforth, I shall fight; whether they intend to be friend or foe.
McCoy-kun.....
Sliver-chan.....
I fear that the two of you are already under the impression that Ray-chan and myself shall be nothing more than stepping stones on your paths to further glory. However, I fear that the two of you are quite delusional in thinking so. For, as I said before, I will fight! I will fight whether there are allies at my side or not! I shall make you EARN your victories or bring about your truest defeat.
The moon of your illusions of grandeur is high, my little kits.....
It is near the time to break them.}
With another abrupt flickering of the lights, the woman in the fox mask was replaced with the strangely perturbed face of Lyan Rogan; the camera fading to black.