Post by Flop on Nov 6, 2020 6:52:05 GMT -5
Flop is in front of a Helicopter at MacKenzie Airfield in Sandy Shores.
Flop: Is that my helicopter?
He's talking to some dude that looks like he is a biker, he is wearing a tatter Lost Breed MC leather jacket. He always looks like he has lived over the grid for a very long time. His facial tics indicate that he is absolutely petrified that an unknown person my randomly turn you and kick his head in.
Lost Breed Dude: No.
Flop: D-Day said he would buy me a helicopter as a thankyou gift for remaining loyal to CruiserClash.
LBD: Who are you?
Flop: I am Flop.
LBD: Is that even a name.
Flop: It's my name.
LBD: Do you know Trevor Phillips?
Flop: Never heard of him. Why is that not my helicopter?
LBD: Because it's mine.
Flop: But D-Day said he would buy me a helicopter. I assumed this was the trade-off for teaming with Stuart Slane in drag.
LBD: What?
Flop: D-Day...
LBD: Why do you keep talking about D-Day. D-Day was in 1944.
Flop: He doesn't look that old. Anyone, D-Day promised me a helicopter and a cruiserweight title shot, and no I am looking at a helicopter. And I don't have a cruiserweight title shot. Instead I have to team with Stuart Slane dressed in drag, and I have to team with a Russian and a something something chick that is is obsessed with the national days of things. Hey is today the national day of you sucking my dick?
LBD: No.
Flop: Are you sure?
LBD: Yes.
Flop: Can I have that helicopter if I suck your dick?
LBD: What? No!
Flop: What if a girl scout suck your dick?
LBD How o... WHAT! NO!
Flop: Ok.
LBD: Why are you here?
Flop: I thought that was my helicopter.
LBD: It's not.
Flop: Sure you won't suck my dick?
LBD: Yes.
Flop: Yes, you'll suck my dick or yes that's my helicopter?
LBD: No I won't suck your dick.
Flop: That's ok Sierra Silver never did either.
LBD: What?
Flop: But you didn't say it wasn't my helicopter.
LBD: It's not your helicopter!!
Flop: FINE! WHY YOU GOTTA BE SUCH A JERK! I'M CALLING TREVOR!
LBD: Please don't.
Flop: Have you got his phone number?
LBD laughs.
LBD: You don't even know Trevor Phillips?
Flop: I told you that.
LBD: I should kill you.
Flop: Not if I killed you first.
LBD: How you going to do that?
Flop: I'll call the Mayor of Chicago.
LBD: Nothing in this conversation has made sense to me. Why am I still talking to you?
Flop: Because that's my helicopter and I want it mounted with missiles?
LBD: Not your helicopter.
Flop: Well whose is it?
LBD: I don't know.
Flop: So I could steal it.
LBD: You could try.
Flop: I might. Can I but some AR-15s?
LBD: Why?
Flop: I have to fight a Russian and they have AK-47's.
LBD: The AK-47 is a far superior weapon.
Flop: No you see why I want that helicopter with missiles.
LBD: I think so?
Flop: I might I am teaming with Stuart Slane in drag. I think her name is Stella Slater. If she is a bad baker, I guess she could use her cookies as bricks. And Azzy Vebby is always a funny proposition. I think Azzy Vebby is what Capbyra's would be if they were human all cute and perfect with such adorable faces.
LBD: Your words - they make no sense to me.
Flop: They's the Meth.
LBD: Do you know where I can get some good meth?
Flop: Well, Meth I'm sure? No one really knows where Philidor Holdings get their money from I maybe you talk to them. And no one ever knows what happy drugs Azzy Vebby is on. Kolya, my Russian opponent, I don't think he is good for Meth, but he could probably teach you how to do vodka via colonics. So maybe. Other I don't fucking know what else I could tell you.
LBD: Again words I understand. Construction of sentences I do not.
Flop: Ok.
LBD: Ok?
Flop: FUCK AZZY! FUCK KOLYA! GO FLOP! GO DICKLESS STUART SLANE
Flop: Is that my helicopter?
He's talking to some dude that looks like he is a biker, he is wearing a tatter Lost Breed MC leather jacket. He always looks like he has lived over the grid for a very long time. His facial tics indicate that he is absolutely petrified that an unknown person my randomly turn you and kick his head in.
Lost Breed Dude: No.
Flop: D-Day said he would buy me a helicopter as a thankyou gift for remaining loyal to CruiserClash.
LBD: Who are you?
Flop: I am Flop.
LBD: Is that even a name.
Flop: It's my name.
LBD: Do you know Trevor Phillips?
Flop: Never heard of him. Why is that not my helicopter?
LBD: Because it's mine.
Flop: But D-Day said he would buy me a helicopter. I assumed this was the trade-off for teaming with Stuart Slane in drag.
LBD: What?
Flop: D-Day...
LBD: Why do you keep talking about D-Day. D-Day was in 1944.
Flop: He doesn't look that old. Anyone, D-Day promised me a helicopter and a cruiserweight title shot, and no I am looking at a helicopter. And I don't have a cruiserweight title shot. Instead I have to team with Stuart Slane dressed in drag, and I have to team with a Russian and a something something chick that is is obsessed with the national days of things. Hey is today the national day of you sucking my dick?
LBD: No.
Flop: Are you sure?
LBD: Yes.
Flop: Can I have that helicopter if I suck your dick?
LBD: What? No!
Flop: What if a girl scout suck your dick?
LBD How o... WHAT! NO!
Flop: Ok.
LBD: Why are you here?
Flop: I thought that was my helicopter.
LBD: It's not.
Flop: Sure you won't suck my dick?
LBD: Yes.
Flop: Yes, you'll suck my dick or yes that's my helicopter?
LBD: No I won't suck your dick.
Flop: That's ok Sierra Silver never did either.
LBD: What?
Flop: But you didn't say it wasn't my helicopter.
LBD: It's not your helicopter!!
Flop: FINE! WHY YOU GOTTA BE SUCH A JERK! I'M CALLING TREVOR!
LBD: Please don't.
Flop: Have you got his phone number?
LBD laughs.
LBD: You don't even know Trevor Phillips?
Flop: I told you that.
LBD: I should kill you.
Flop: Not if I killed you first.
LBD: How you going to do that?
Flop: I'll call the Mayor of Chicago.
LBD: Nothing in this conversation has made sense to me. Why am I still talking to you?
Flop: Because that's my helicopter and I want it mounted with missiles?
LBD: Not your helicopter.
Flop: Well whose is it?
LBD: I don't know.
Flop: So I could steal it.
LBD: You could try.
Flop: I might. Can I but some AR-15s?
LBD: Why?
Flop: I have to fight a Russian and they have AK-47's.
LBD: The AK-47 is a far superior weapon.
Flop: No you see why I want that helicopter with missiles.
LBD: I think so?
Flop: I might I am teaming with Stuart Slane in drag. I think her name is Stella Slater. If she is a bad baker, I guess she could use her cookies as bricks. And Azzy Vebby is always a funny proposition. I think Azzy Vebby is what Capbyra's would be if they were human all cute and perfect with such adorable faces.
LBD: Your words - they make no sense to me.
Flop: They's the Meth.
LBD: Do you know where I can get some good meth?
Flop: Well, Meth I'm sure? No one really knows where Philidor Holdings get their money from I maybe you talk to them. And no one ever knows what happy drugs Azzy Vebby is on. Kolya, my Russian opponent, I don't think he is good for Meth, but he could probably teach you how to do vodka via colonics. So maybe. Other I don't fucking know what else I could tell you.
LBD: Again words I understand. Construction of sentences I do not.
Flop: Ok.
LBD: Ok?
Flop: FUCK AZZY! FUCK KOLYA! GO FLOP! GO DICKLESS STUART SLANE