Hardkaw Alfabet (RP 2 of 3)
Oct 30, 2020 12:19:20 GMT -5
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Post by NATE on Oct 30, 2020 12:19:20 GMT -5
NATE and his adopted Mother Traw Ma are meeting with NATE’s private tutor. For a while now NATE had been getting specialised teaching as he’d missed so much development growing up completely confined. NATE wasn’t a quick learner but Traw Ma was curious what Jessica or Jenny or whatever the tutor was called wanted to see her for. She had a sneaking suspicion as NATE had been far too excitable since getting his Hardcore title shot, she was exhausted from trying to stop him getting his hopes up that he was going to become champion, surely even the thick bastard could understand he couldn’t beat Frank Lowe?
For NATE’s tutor it had been a pretty easy gig most of the time in their first few weeks together, NATE was good natured but completely hopeless at everything. Traw Ma paid well and the tutor suspected the lessons were just a token gesture anyway, because everyone kept telling Traw Ma she was a terrible Mother on Instagram. There was apparently a father figure now in NATE’s life, but she’d never met him.
This week though, she really needed to raise something that had disturbed her, they meet in a local coffee shop:
Hi Miss Traw, hi NATE… how are you both?
We’re fine thanks, what do you want with us today?
Well, it’s a bit awkward so I’ll cut to the chase… NATE was learning the alphabet this week.
Wun, Too, Free
No that’s numbers NATE, we did them last month, remember? This is the other ones…
O Kay
NATE has already forgotten but didn’t want to say.
I asked NATE to write a poem about the alphabet. He did the work, but the results were a bit, disturbing…
Disturbing? How?
I’ll show you…
The tutor passes Traw Ma a sheet of paper where NATE has hand written his poem.
I don’t see the problem, I’m impressed with how well it rhymes.
It’s a bit... violent?
Not all of them! Look at Z! The rhyme is terrible but there’s nothing wrong with liking Zebras!
The other 25 are a bit disturbing though, you have to admit?
Traw Ma inspects the rest, it’s hard to deny a poem about chopping someone’s head off is a little problematic.
He’s just excited, he’s got a big wrestling match this week.
Look, it’s not up to me to make any decisions or advise anything, I just wanted to make sure you knew, and to bring it to your attention.
Thanks, you’re a great teacher to him… Jenny?
My name’s Jessica.
That’s what I said.
Jessica smiles a forced smile and heads out the coffee shop.
Bye NATE, I’ll see you next Tuesday?
Wots Choozday
Oh yeah, sorry, we’ve not done the days of the week yet!
She leaves.
NATE, I’m not sure what to say really. If Frank Lowe this and it wound him up it could make things much worse for you that they already are, don’t you see that?
U Meen Wurs 4 Hym
No, NATE, I love you but you could get seriously hurt, we went over this with Matthias.
Fran Klo Sed Dat Hi Woodnt Kil Mi An Heez Bin Nokkin Mi Dor Dawn Butt Da Joaks On Hym Coz Eye Downt Hav A Dor
He said he was going to give you a physical handicap! It’s not better!
Hi Sed Dat Eye Wud B A Hyooman Punnch Bagg
Exactly!
O Iz Dat Badd
Be really careful NATE, please, I know you think this is a game but to people like Frank Lowe it isn’t. He’s dangerous, I don’t think you’ve faced anyone ever who’s this dangerous because you’re usually bottom of the card. At least try to understand how hard it’s going to be, when I see you write something like this I get more worried that you’re not taking it seriously.
Downt Wurry Moma Eye Am Taykin It Seerius
Okay, thanks. So what’s it going to be like facing Frank Lowe on Monday?
Wotz Munday
Oh yeah, the days thing… what’s it going to be like facing Frank Lowe?
Itz Gona B Eezi Eyem Jus Gona Hyt Hym Wiv A Lowd Ov Wepons An Den Hi Wil B Ded An Eye Wil B Da Hardkaw Champeeun 4eva
Traw Ma sighs, maybe Matthias was right and life would be easier without this dumbass that’s found his way into her life. Then again, she’d probably find out after Monday given the state Frank would surely be leaving NATE in...
For NATE’s tutor it had been a pretty easy gig most of the time in their first few weeks together, NATE was good natured but completely hopeless at everything. Traw Ma paid well and the tutor suspected the lessons were just a token gesture anyway, because everyone kept telling Traw Ma she was a terrible Mother on Instagram. There was apparently a father figure now in NATE’s life, but she’d never met him.
This week though, she really needed to raise something that had disturbed her, they meet in a local coffee shop:
Hi Miss Traw, hi NATE… how are you both?
We’re fine thanks, what do you want with us today?
Well, it’s a bit awkward so I’ll cut to the chase… NATE was learning the alphabet this week.
Wun, Too, Free
No that’s numbers NATE, we did them last month, remember? This is the other ones…
O Kay
NATE has already forgotten but didn’t want to say.
I asked NATE to write a poem about the alphabet. He did the work, but the results were a bit, disturbing…
Disturbing? How?
I’ll show you…
The tutor passes Traw Ma a sheet of paper where NATE has hand written his poem.
Ay Iz 4 Aks 2 Chopp Of Francs Hed
Bee Iz 4 Bedd Eye Reeli Lyk Bed
See Iz 4 Champeeyun Lyk Eyem Gona B
Dee Iz 4 Ded Lyk Franc Wil B
Ee Iz 4 Elektrekyooted Nippl Atak
Eff Iz 4 Fran Klo Givin Da Hardkaw Titell Bak
Jee Iz 4 Gud Wot Eye Amm At Resslin
Aitch Is 4 Hardcaw Nuffin Rymes Wiv Resslin
Eye Iz 4 Eyes Kreem Eye Wil Eet Wen Eye Wyn
Jay Iz 4 Jelli Mi Faverot Fing
Kay Iz 4 Kilin Lyk Wot Eyem Gona Du
Ell Iz 4 Elefent Franc Smellz Ov Itz Pu
Emm Iz 4 Matty Ass Mi Bessd Frend
Enn Iz 4 Owr Frend Shipp Wil Neva Ennd
Oe Iz 4 O No NATE Iz gonna Kil Franc
Pee Iz 4 Pleez Downt Hert Hym NATE U Tannk
Kyoo Is 4 Eye Doant No N E Kyoo Werds
Arr Iz 4 Rayjin Ded B Coz U Killd Hym U Terds
Ess Iz 4 Stoopid Lyk Fran Klos Moos Tash An Fayss
Tee Iz 4 Towtle Lyk Franc Iz a Towtle Dis Grayss
Yoo Iz 4 Undeefetad Mi Resslin Rekawd
Vee Iz 4 Victory Wen Eye Wyn Da Award
Dubble Yoo Iz 4 Weppons 2 Hyt Fran Klo Wiv
Eks Iz 4 Eks Rey If Franc Stil Manijes 2 Liv
Wy Iz 4 U R In Danjer Dis Wiek Franc
Zee Iz 4 Zebrer Mi Fayvrit Annimle (Eksept Dogg)
Bee Iz 4 Bedd Eye Reeli Lyk Bed
See Iz 4 Champeeyun Lyk Eyem Gona B
Dee Iz 4 Ded Lyk Franc Wil B
Ee Iz 4 Elektrekyooted Nippl Atak
Eff Iz 4 Fran Klo Givin Da Hardkaw Titell Bak
Jee Iz 4 Gud Wot Eye Amm At Resslin
Aitch Is 4 Hardcaw Nuffin Rymes Wiv Resslin
Eye Iz 4 Eyes Kreem Eye Wil Eet Wen Eye Wyn
Jay Iz 4 Jelli Mi Faverot Fing
Kay Iz 4 Kilin Lyk Wot Eyem Gona Du
Ell Iz 4 Elefent Franc Smellz Ov Itz Pu
Emm Iz 4 Matty Ass Mi Bessd Frend
Enn Iz 4 Owr Frend Shipp Wil Neva Ennd
Oe Iz 4 O No NATE Iz gonna Kil Franc
Pee Iz 4 Pleez Downt Hert Hym NATE U Tannk
Kyoo Is 4 Eye Doant No N E Kyoo Werds
Arr Iz 4 Rayjin Ded B Coz U Killd Hym U Terds
Ess Iz 4 Stoopid Lyk Fran Klos Moos Tash An Fayss
Tee Iz 4 Towtle Lyk Franc Iz a Towtle Dis Grayss
Yoo Iz 4 Undeefetad Mi Resslin Rekawd
Vee Iz 4 Victory Wen Eye Wyn Da Award
Dubble Yoo Iz 4 Weppons 2 Hyt Fran Klo Wiv
Eks Iz 4 Eks Rey If Franc Stil Manijes 2 Liv
Wy Iz 4 U R In Danjer Dis Wiek Franc
Zee Iz 4 Zebrer Mi Fayvrit Annimle (Eksept Dogg)
I don’t see the problem, I’m impressed with how well it rhymes.
It’s a bit... violent?
Not all of them! Look at Z! The rhyme is terrible but there’s nothing wrong with liking Zebras!
The other 25 are a bit disturbing though, you have to admit?
Traw Ma inspects the rest, it’s hard to deny a poem about chopping someone’s head off is a little problematic.
He’s just excited, he’s got a big wrestling match this week.
Look, it’s not up to me to make any decisions or advise anything, I just wanted to make sure you knew, and to bring it to your attention.
Thanks, you’re a great teacher to him… Jenny?
My name’s Jessica.
That’s what I said.
Jessica smiles a forced smile and heads out the coffee shop.
Bye NATE, I’ll see you next Tuesday?
Wots Choozday
Oh yeah, sorry, we’ve not done the days of the week yet!
She leaves.
NATE, I’m not sure what to say really. If Frank Lowe this and it wound him up it could make things much worse for you that they already are, don’t you see that?
U Meen Wurs 4 Hym
No, NATE, I love you but you could get seriously hurt, we went over this with Matthias.
Fran Klo Sed Dat Hi Woodnt Kil Mi An Heez Bin Nokkin Mi Dor Dawn Butt Da Joaks On Hym Coz Eye Downt Hav A Dor
He said he was going to give you a physical handicap! It’s not better!
Hi Sed Dat Eye Wud B A Hyooman Punnch Bagg
Exactly!
O Iz Dat Badd
Be really careful NATE, please, I know you think this is a game but to people like Frank Lowe it isn’t. He’s dangerous, I don’t think you’ve faced anyone ever who’s this dangerous because you’re usually bottom of the card. At least try to understand how hard it’s going to be, when I see you write something like this I get more worried that you’re not taking it seriously.
Downt Wurry Moma Eye Am Taykin It Seerius
Okay, thanks. So what’s it going to be like facing Frank Lowe on Monday?
Wotz Munday
Oh yeah, the days thing… what’s it going to be like facing Frank Lowe?
Itz Gona B Eezi Eyem Jus Gona Hyt Hym Wiv A Lowd Ov Wepons An Den Hi Wil B Ded An Eye Wil B Da Hardkaw Champeeun 4eva
Traw Ma sighs, maybe Matthias was right and life would be easier without this dumbass that’s found his way into her life. Then again, she’d probably find out after Monday given the state Frank would surely be leaving NATE in...