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Post by The Papa John's Pizza Man on Sept 19, 2020 14:19:20 GMT -5
The Action Wrestling wrestler John Cunningham, known mostly by his ring name "The Papa John's Pizza Man." was arrested earlier this morning, due to failure to respond to a 5 month old copyright lawsuit as well as a plethora of other offenses including vandalism, arson, identoty theft, anti-social behaviour and running an unlicensed bingo hall.
When asked for a comment, a PR Official for Papa John's Pizza stated that "Mr. Cunningham has been harassing our corporation for months now. He'd been squatting in our HQ for about a month until we finally managed to escape and call the police,". The same official, who wishes to remain unamed, described the experience as "traumatizing" and that John Cunningham was "a threat to society and capitalism at large,".
Cunningham had reportedly resisted arrest. Shouting how he was "cent of the inno". When later asked about his experience he said this:
"All I wished for twas for this world to be saved. Sucked into the vacuum cleaner of peace via the eating of Papa John's. The remnants of jail may incarcerate me, but with Papa John's? I shalt never die."
He also went on to describe the other executives of Papa John's as "cucks" before going on to say to the victims "if you think I'm not gonna plea insanity and get out in 4 months than you're dumber than a rock. I've done it before, I'll do it again. Hail Papa John's Pizza,"
Wyoming Police Officials have reported that John Cunningham will be put on trial soon, where its expected he will serve a full sentence.
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