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Post by Action Reel on Sept 14, 2020 18:05:48 GMT -5
The scene opens up to Donald Deruty in his office with Norb Smalley.
Donald Deruty: There's one thing for certain, we're going to need a big #1 contender for that Cruiserweight Championship match at Clash100!
Norb Smalley: Sire, I have no doubt you will choose the perfect selection.
Donald Deruty: Thanks, Norb. By the way, I meant to ask you about all that hair on you. Are y-... Norb?
The room is empty. D-Day looks around.
Norb pops up behind D-Day with a ice cold Sweet Tea.
Donald Deruty: Oh, hey, I love Sweet Tea. Thank you.
Norb Smalley: Your very welcome, sire.
D-Day takes a drink and Norb is now in the middle of the room. D-Day opens his eyes and realizes.
Donald Deruty: Oh I uh
Norb Smalley: Not a worry, sire. I have prepared some contracts and documents for you as well. I'll need you to look at some of these contracts to ensure we have the proper staff, proper roster and such.
Donald Deruty: Oh, uh, Yeah, I will do that.
The scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 14, 2020 18:11:50 GMT -5
Tariq Bell vs. Azurine Vebbins
As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an automaton practicing aerobics. Adilene Floyd: Dancing down to the ring, from Los Angeles, California... Weighing in at one hundred fifteen pounds... She is The Da Hardheaded Housewife... AZURIIIIINE VEEEEEBBIIIIINS!!!She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar). Upon entering the eastern ring apron, she glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction and her next opponent. Jimmy Garcia: On paper, this Azurine Vebbins has a handful of striking maneuvers. Along with effective grappling and high impact moves. She also mixed in a couple of submission movesJJ Biggs: But, she's going up against the eighteen year old son of Brooke Bell, Tariq Bell. Not sure, but I think... isn't this his first match here?! Maybe ever in professional wrestling?!Jimmy Garcia: Miss Vebbins is a true professional and Tariq Bell has no experience. Let's see how this match ends up..."Hate It Or Love It" by The Game/50 Cent comes through the speakers as the underdog himself Tariq Bell walks out from the back. Not with the same high priced gear as his mother, instead just a simple pair of white baggy pants. Walking to the ring, bobbing his head along to the beat as the crowd reacts negatively to the young man. Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 130 pounds, he is TARIQ BELL!!Brushing himself off as he steps into the ring, not seeming the least bit worried about his opponent or the result of this match. Jumping up to the top rope and having a few choice words for the fans, before hopping off ready to get started. DING DING DING Tariq Bell charges at Azurine... STRIKE!!! Jimmy Garcia: Miss Vebbins connects with an open palm strike.WHAM!! JJ Biggs: Azurine hits Tariq Bell with an elbow smash!!BAM!! Jimmy Garcia: Da Adorkable Angel connects with a forearm shiver!!Azurine grabs Tariq tossing him into the ropes. Bell bounces off the ropes... JJ Biggs: Azurine Vebbins misses with a clothesline!!Tariq continues running, jumps... bounces off the second ring rope, catching Vebbins with a head scissors. The momentum causes Azurine to bounce up. Tariq grabs his opponent... WHOOSH... Jimmy Garcia: Da Adorkable Angel is tossed into the ropes.....REVERSAL!! JJ Biggs: Tariq Bell bounces off the ropes...WHOOSH-WHAM!!! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!! FRANKENSTEINER!!Da Vivacious Variable waits for Tariq Bell to stand... JJ Biggs: Azurine Vebbins is timing up for something.Tariq Bell stand up, about the same time Azurine runs to the ropes, springboarding off the ropes... WHAM!! Jimmy Garcia: Springboard Double Axe Handle!! Tariq is picked up... WHOOSH-WHAM!! JJ Biggs: Half-Nelson Suplex!! Azurine grabs Tariq... WHOOSH-WHAM!! Jimmy Garcia: Double knees to the sternum!!Tariq Bell explodes backwards. Tariq tries to stand. Scrambling to his feet, using the ring ropes... WHOOSH-WHAM!! JJ Biggs: SUPERKICK!!Tariq Bell trips backwards. Falls back into the ring rope, slightly bouncing back.... WHOOSH-WHAM!! Jimmy Garcia: Tariq Bell gets nailed with a pull-in DDT!! BELL IS DOWN!!JJ Biggs: Azurine Vebbins makes the pin cover...The crowd: ONE!!! The crowd: TWO!!! The crowd: THREEEEEE!! Jimmy Garcia: Well, that's it!!DING DING DING Adilene Floyd: Winner, of the match.... Da Adorkable Angel AZUUUUURIIIIINE VEEEEBIIIINS!!!!Vebbins gets out of the ring and high-fives some fans but the music stops and it cuts to Drop The World by Lil Wayne and we immediately cut to the ramp where Jimmy SMASH James is coming down. Jimmy Garcia: OHHH SNAP!James rolls into the ring immediately and Bell pops up but Smash clobbers him in the corner and the music stops! JJ Biggs: OH DAMN!Smash picks up Bell and hits a fall-away slam tossing Bell all the way across the ring! Bell pops back up and Smash hits another running .. SMASH.. into the corner. Bell collapses. Smash smiles wide. Jimmy Garcia: Good god, what the hell is this even about!?
JJ Biggs: Smash is here for one thing, TO SMASH. He the Thiccness. Nothing more, and he damn sure aint nothing less!
We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 14, 2020 18:12:13 GMT -5
Katie Chaos Segment
The scene cuts to the Dreamstyle Arena cafeteria where a scene of chaos is happening. The entire jobber roster are brawling over a dispute about the last corndog which everybody wanted. Food is flying. Bodies are being hurled. Tables are breaking. Glass is shattering. It is a chaotic scene. JJ Biggs: We need to get some order back there.Jimmy Garcia: We do but it’s nice seeing them get some screen time.The camera singles out Chaotic “Katie” Chaos walking calmly through the madness. JJ Biggs: Uh oh, business is about to pick up. Chaotic “Katie” Chaos has entered the fray.Jimmy Garcia: Just when things couldn’t get any more chaotic, Katie arrives to throw gasoline on top of it.JJ Biggs: We need to activate the quick reaction security force now. STAT!The homely girl is expressionless and indifferent to the madness happening and boringly strolls up to a vending machine. She inserts the correct amount of monies into the machine and waits for her candies and sodas to drop into the slot. A jobber sends another jobber head first into the vending machine she is at, causing the glass covering to shatter to a million pieces. Chaotic “Katie” Chaos doesn’t react to it. She remains indifferent and numb to it. She gets her drinks and candies out of the slot and places them into her fanny pack then exits the cafeteria. Jimmy Garcia: Those jobbers dodged a bullet just now.JJ Biggs: Katie must have other things on her mind to spare them and us her chaotic brilliance.The cameraman seems more interested in Katie now so the camera catches up with her a ways down the hallway where Katie is now standing still behind a seated Jenna Bauer who is getting freshened up in her wardrobe and makeup hub. Jenna doesn’t know Katie is behind her for a little while but then sees her through her mirror and yelps because it has startled her. Jenna Bauer: Katie?!? You scared me. I didn’t realize you were there.Chaotic “Katie” Chaos: I am sorry to have frightened you.Katie’s apology is monotone and void of emotion to strengthen the apology. Jenna Bauer: It’s ok. Can I help you with something? I didn’t see your name listed for a scheduled interview tonight.Chaotic “Katie” Chaos: I came to follow up on my promise.The chaotic lady rifles through her fanny pack and pulls out a portable CD player (walkman?) with headphones, some candies, and a Dr. Pepper. She hands them all over to Jenna who accepts them with a baffled look. Jenna Bauer: Uh, okay? Um, thank you? I’m not sure I follow? I don’t recall you promising me these gifts, but I do appreciate them.Chaotic “Katie” Chaos: When you interviewed me last week I promised to bring you the audio book I finished. You said you would like that. I think this is the least I could do to make up for how chaotic that interview was.Jenna looks at the audiobook CD. Jenna Bauer: The Beginners Guide to Birdwatching in the United States?Chaotic “Katie” Chaos: You wouldn’t believe how many different species of avian is out there. The soda and candies are just extras I threw in.Jenna smiles and slowly nods. Jenna Bauer: Right. Well, this looks interesting. Thank you for all of this. I hate to cut this short but I really must be finishing up here to begin my interviewing trek.Katie nods and remains expressionless and boring as she has been through their interaction. Chaotic “Katie” Chaos: Okay. Goodbye.Katie leaves. Jenna looks puzzled and uncomfortable.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 14, 2020 18:13:26 GMT -5
Chaotic Katie Chaos vs. Orret "the Time Bandit"
The crowd boos when Chaotic “Katie” Chaos walks down the path to the ring slowly and indifferently. Adilene Floyd: Now entering the ring from San Francisco, California. She stands 5’7” and weighs 150 pounds. Her name is Chaotic “Katie” Chaos.Katie gets into the ring and stands in her corner calmly. Jimmy Garcia: It’s time to get a look at newcomer Chaotic Katie Chaos!JJ Biggs: That’s a mouthful of a name! She looks good! Let’s see if she wrestles just as well!There’s a loud zapping sound just before the entire arena goes black. Sound effects of money and cash registers play out Orret Goldrock emerging from the crowd. A spotlight follows him in suave blacked out sunglasses and sure hand on the bag of goodies over one shoulder. Fans go into hysterics. Adilene Floyd: On his way to the ring… fighting out of Orlando, Florida… "The Time Bandit” Orret Goldrock!Orret waves to the crowd like a goddamn movie star en route the ring. He hops over the barricade, circles to the farthest steps, and makes a theatrical walk up to apron. From there he climbs onto the middle ropes and straddles there for a moment doing that explorer’s scan of the entire arena, lapping up all those cheers. He then rolls backwards into the ring via somersault before striking a one-knee pose in the ring’s center. Orret puts his sunglass in his sack of booty, sliding it under the ropes and such before readying to fight his opponent. JJ Biggs: Here’s Orret Goldrock! He’s always puts on a great show for the crowd!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah and it looks like Donald Deruty is using him to test out the newcomer this week!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Katie catches Orret by surprise with a dropkick. Orret is quickly back on his feet only to be body slammed by Katie. Katie locks in a nerve hold, trying to wear down Orret but he makes his way to the ropes. Katie releases the hold but quickly puts Orret in a headlock. He puts his arm out and grabs the rope, again forcing Katie to release the hold. Katie kicks Orret in the midsection and goes to suplex Orret, but he lands behind her instead and german suplexes her. Katie kips up only to go down to a spinning wheel kick. Orret delivers a dropkick to the knee before executing a springboard bulldog. Orret rolls Katie over into a pin attempt! Jimmy Garcia: First pin attempt of the match!ONE!! NOOO! Katie kicks out right after the one count! JJ Biggs: Katie’s not about to be put away that quick in her debut match, Jimmy!Orret grabs Katie, but she elbows him in the stomach and suplexes him. She executes a hammerlock, but Orret makes it to the ropes and breaks the hold. Katie grabs him quickly and applies a dragon sleeper! Jimmy Garcia: Katie’s strategy seems to be to wear Orret down!JJ Biggs: He is clearly getting frustrated as he grabs the ropes, forcing her to release yet another hold!Katie is up and grabs Orret and executes some rolling russian legsweeps! She goes for the pin!! ONE!! TWO!! THR--NOOO! Orret gets the shoulder up! Orret isn’t happy as he catches a charging Katie and powerslams her to the mat. He pulls her to her feet and executes a tornado DDT! Orret pulls Katie to her feet again and hits a northern lights suplex. Orret starts delivering a series of kicks!! JJ Biggs: FETCH QUEST TO KATIE CHOAS!!Jimmy Garcia: Orret’s got the leg hooked!ONE!! TWO!! THR---NOOOO! Katie gets the shoulder up! JJ Biggs: Orret’s looking to finish this off!Orret charges at Katie! Jimmy Garcia: NOO! Katie dodges and locks in a sleeper hold!JJ Biggs: Orret is fading! The referee lifts his arm up once and it falls...twice and it falls….three times and it falls again!! It’s over!!DING DING DING Katie’s music hits as she drops Orret like a sack of potatoes. JJ Biggs: Great debut by Katie Chaos! Orret did not go down easy!Jimmy Garcia: We might be able to expect great things from Katie!
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 14, 2020 18:13:51 GMT -5
Flop Segment
Flop is a trench coat staring into a mirror. Flop: You're a coward, Flop, you won't do it.Flop: Yes I will.Flop: No you you won't.Flop: Fifty bucks.Flop: Done!Flop removes his trench coat and is naked. He covers his junk and runs out into the hallway straight into Sierra Silver. Flop: S-s-sorry Sierra.Sierra: Why are you naked, Flop?Flop pauses and comes up with a lie. Flop: They stole my clothes.Sierra: Who did?Flop: The meat-eaters! Gottagobye!Flop runs away. Sierra looks in the locker room, it's empty. She shakes her head and walks away.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 14, 2020 18:14:10 GMT -5
Spayde Martinez vs. Alex Scott Adilene Floyd: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first from Anaheim California...ALEX SCOTT!!"Fight Like the Devil" begins, and there is a brief murmuring of fans. As the song picks up, Alex Scott parts the curtain, a look of focus and minor indifference on his face. He shows very little emotion, walking to the ring in his hooded sweatshirt, tights and boots. He hits the ring, uses the ropes to stretch, and then sits on the top turnbuckle, mentally preparing himself to wrestle. Adilene Floyd: And his opponent...from Nashville, TN. She is the Women’s world champion...SPAYDE MARTINEZ!!“Ace of Spades” by Motorhead hits the PA and the cameras search the arena looking for Midnight’s opponent. They eventually come to discover Spayde Martinez making her way through the crowd. Spayde jumps the security railing and climbs into the ring. Slung over her shoulder is her beautiful and extravagant title belt unlike any belt in Action Wrestling with a large women’s empowerment symbol - ♀️ - embossed in a flat black against the silver and gold of the belt’s metal plate. Spayde slides under the bottom rope of the ring and hands her title off and awaits the start of the match. JJ Biggs: And we’re back here on Cruiser Clash with this next match. Two competitors jockeying for position...looking to rise up the Cruiser Clash rankings.Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, we have the former tag team champion, Alex Scott, versus the self-declared Women’s champion in Spayde Martinez.JJ Biggs: Spayde has been a thorn in the side of Karlie Nash the last few weeks, attacking her on several occasions. Last week, Karlie got a little payback. Not physically, but using her entrance music to distract Spayde which caused her to lose to Sierra Silver.Jimmy Garcia: From what I’ve heard Spayde was more than a little pissed off in the back which makes me wonder if that will help or hurt her in this match.DING DING DING Spayde rushes out of the corner and bum rushes Alex, forcing him into the corner. Spayde unloads with a series of kicks and punches. The ref begins her count. Spayde breaks at four then quickly attacks agaim. catching Alex with a stiff knee to the gut. Spayde judo throws Alex then locks in an Armbar, wrenching it in tight. Alex turns, getting a foot on the bottom rope. The ref counts to four, forcing Spayde to break. Alex gets to his feet, only for Spayde to connect with a jumping knee, causing Alex to spill to the floor. Spayde slides out and stomps Alex then tosses him into the barrier. Spayde rams her shoulder into Alex, slamming him back first into the barrier. Alex stumbles forward. Spayde kicks him in the gut and drops him with a swinging neckbreaker. JJ Biggs: Spayde is in total control right now. Alex hasn’t been able to get out of the starting blocks.Jimmy Garcia: Exactly. You know Spayde is in a blood rage from last week.Spayde slams Alex's head into the steel steps then tosses him back into the ring. Spayde nails Alex with several back clubs. Spayde picks Alex up and unleashes a series of strikes, backing Alex towards the ropes. Alex catches Spayde with a desperation thumb to the eye. Alex unloads with a series of punches and jabs, followed by a stiff European Uppercut. He follows it up with an inverted atomic drop and a sitout jawbreaker. Spayde stumbles. Alex drops her with a Russian leg Sweep, floating over into a cover. One Two Kick out by Spayde. Alex stomps the head of Spayde then locks in a Guillotine Choke, wrenching the head of Spayde. Spayde, using her vast MMA experience, works her way out of the hold then ground and pounds Alex. Alex grabs the bottom rope to force the break. Alex then drops Spayde across the bottom and kneels on her neck. The ref begins her count. Alex breaks at four. Alex drops Spayde with a snap DDT and covers. One Two. Kick Out by Spayde. Alex connects with a corkscrew neckbreaker and covers. One Two Kick Out by Spayde. Alex picks Spayde up. Spayde blocks the suplex then reverses into a suplex of her own. Spayde locks in a wristlock followed by an arm stomp. Alex holds his arm as Spayde attacks, connecting with consecutive rolling German Suplexes then a snap power bomb. Spayde climbs the rope and connects with a flying headbutt. Spayde then locks in the Busted Out. Alex quickly taps outs. Adilene Floyd: Here is your winner...the Women’s World champion: SPAYDE MARTINEZ!!JJ Biggs: Big win for Spayde here tonight.Spayde yells at the ringside official to hand her the women's title. The official hands her the title. She steps back to the ropes and turns around. Jimmy Garcia: What the hell??Spayde is nearly decapitated by a Karlie Nash Unsportsmanlike Conduct. JJ Biggs: Nash getting herself some payback here tonight.Karlie stomps Spayde then hooks her for the Upper body injury. Referees and officials run out from the back. Karlie smirks then delivers a Sudden Impact to Spayde and then slides out of the ring.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 14, 2020 18:14:42 GMT -5
Karlie Nash Segment
As Karlie is making her way backstage Jenna comes running up to her. Jenna Bauer: Karlie, Karlie about what just happened out there.Karlie Nash: what just happened Jenna, as payback, you think I haven’t forgotten the Spayde cost me the All-in briefcase, and the Cruiserweight number one contender, do I expect Spayde to come looking for payback, absolutely but everyone knows what happened to the last former MMA star that crossed my path, it didn't work out that well did it.Karlie smirks then walks off.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 14, 2020 18:18:24 GMT -5
Carnivore vs. Flop vs. J.C. Keeton
"Cult of Personality" blares over the PA system as Carnivore comes down the entrance ramp. Carnivore only even acknowledges fans who are wearing Carnivore mask or shirts as a holy ray of light shines from his being. Jimmy Garcia: Carnivore and The Papa John’s Pizza Man have had an up and down time with their tag team Carnivore Ministry.JJ Biggs: Yeah, we’ll see how Carnivore does in singles action for the first time in many weeks!"What is going on" Flop runs out on the stage. As Crazy Frog starts into gear. He runs to the ring with Derrick the Goat in hot pursuit. Flop gets to the ring and he feeds Derrick the Goat a Lamb Goat that he pulls from inside his pants and he rolls under the bottom rope and crawls between the legs of Adilene Floyd… JJ Biggs: Flop looked great in that triple threat last week against Azurine Vebbins and Thomas Snow!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, you can never count Flop out and he may just win two weeks in a row against some quality talent here on CruiserClash!"Born Legendary" begins to play and when the beat kicks in pyro explodes from the rampway as JC Keeton steps through the curtain. He makes his way to the ring bouncing in rhythm to the music. When he reaches the ring he leaps up onto the apron and steps through the ropes, He continues to sway and bounce from heel to heel as he awaits the match to start. JJ Biggs: JC Keeton has been on FIRE since his return, winning 3 matches in a row in back-to-back-to-back weeks!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, tonight is going to be a big battle to show out for AW management and see who gets pushed towards the cruiserweight title!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Carnivore targets Flop with some shoot kicks and follows it up with a shotgun dropkick. Keeton tries to blindside Carnivore, but he catches him with a huge overhead belly-to-belly suplex, the momentum sending Keeton out of the ring! JJ Biggs: WOW! What a counter there! Jimmy Garcia: Carnivore did NOT come to play!Carnivore slides out of the ring and pulls Keeton to his feet. Flop is up and runs the ropes and takes both men down with a suicide plancha! Flop is up and hits a running knee, taking Carnivore back down and runs up to hit an enziguri on Keeton! Flop rolls back into the ring as both of his opponents slowly start getting counted out. 4…. 5… Both men are getting to their feet. 6…. 7… Both men slide back into the ring. Flop runs at Carnivore who leapfrogs him and sends Flop right into a tornado kick from Keeton! Keeton takes down Carnivore with a spinning uppercut and nails a beautiful dropkick on Flop as he gets to his feet. Keeton goes for the first pin of the match! ONE!! Carnivore is already there, breaking up the pin! Carnivore headbutts Keeton to the mat and pulls him to his feet and drops him with a DDT. Flop starts to get up but eats a running double high knee. Carnivore wraps Flop up into a sharpshooter, but Keeton makes the save before Carnivore can do too much damage. Keeton drops Carnivore with a basement Yakuza Kick and dragon suplexes Flop. He executes a springboard cutter on Carnivore and flies off the top rope with a 360 degree legdrop! Keeton hooks the leg! ONE!! TW----NOOO! Flop dives in and makes the save. Flop rocks Keeton with a european uppercut and drops him with a running bulldog before hitting a slingshot splash! Carnivore tries to clothesline Flop, but he drops him down into a STF instead! Keeton is still down, but Carnivore makes it to the ropes and Flop is forced to release the hold. Jimmy Garcia: What a fast-paced match, JJ!JJ Biggs: Yeah, I can’t tell who is going to win at this pace and it’s going to happen just like that!Flop stands up and picks up Carnivore hitting a belly to belly suplex! Flop turns around and ODE TO THE OUTLAW FROM KEETON!! Carnivore is stirring but Keeton springboards from the ropes to Carnivore and hits him with his finisher!! Keeton pins Carnivore! One! Two! Three! Jimmy Garcia: Keeton wins!Keeton jumps up and pumps his fist in celebration. He leans against the ropes after a hard fought battle and pumps his fists some more. JJ Biggs: What a victory for Keeton! That's definitely putting him in the discussion for a rematch at that Championship!Jimmy Garcia: Mhm, whatever you say.JJ Biggs; IT IS WHATEVER I SAY JIMMY, KEETON IS HANDS DOWN ONE OF THE GREATEST ATHLETES THIS DIVISION HAS EVER SEEN!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 14, 2020 18:20:41 GMT -5
SVIT Segment Jenna Bauer: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome my guest at this time-Sierra Silver: Jenna! It is me, your master!Sierra bounces into the shot, followed by Thomas Snow. They both have their arms crossed across their chests. Jenna Bauer: Oh, Sierra, Thomas, hi. Um… where is-Sierra Silver: Not important!Thomas Snow: Does it really matter? You know Si isn’t giving this time up.Jenna Bauer: *sigh* you’re right. What can I do for you?Sierra Silver: Mayhaps you can tell us what the HECKIN HECK is going on!Jenna Bauer: Um… What?Thomas Snow: Last week Sierra won a big match. This week neither of us is booked.Sierra Silver: I’m the women’s champ! I should be treated as such!Jenna Bauer: Um… First of all, you’re not the champion. It was a non-title match. Secondly, Sierra, some may say your win was a fluke because of how you won.Sierra Silver: Hey! Don’t you DARE discredit the most devastating finishing move in all of sports entertainment, The Fruit Roll-Up! But fine, I’m not the champ. But I AM the number one contender!Jenna Bauer: The Women’s championship still isn’t an official title.Sierra Silver: Then I’m number one contender for the Cruiserweight title!Jenna Bauer: No.Sierra Silver: ...Tag titles?Jenna Bauer: It wasn’t even a tag team match.Sierra Silver: WELL WHAT THE FRICK, JENNA! WHAT THE FRICKIN FRICK!Jenna Bauer: Hey, I’m just an interviewer. You need to take that up with Mr. Deruty.Thomas Snow: Si, calm down.Sierra Silver: DON’T YOU TELL ME WHICH DIRECTION TO CALM!Silver storms off the set, angrily yelling all the while. That is until she cries out in surprise, followed by her presumably hitting the floor. Sierra Silver: I’m okay!Bauer looks back to Snow for answers, he just shrugs. Thomas Snow: Sometimes you just gotta roll with it. Hey, I need to go catch her. Thanks for your time, Jenna.Jenna Bauer: I really wish I could say the same.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 14, 2020 18:27:59 GMT -5
Backstage one last time..
Donald Deruty: These files are very interesting, Norb. I wasn't aware we had some of these cats still on the payroll. I guess I can throw them in the archive, huh?Norb doesn't react to the meta joke because he's a character on screen, not you behind YOUR screen reading this. Donald Deruty: Anyways, oh, heres the VHS file, this should be good.Norb turns around quickly and takes the file from Donald Deruty. Donald Deruty: Hey-Norb Smalley: Sire, with all due respect, let me handle the small boring details while you handle the big files. Donald Deruty: Oh, its not a problem, Norb, that file I've been waiting for anyway. Between you and I, it's a small third party investigation I had sent out on my own dime just to see how or why he died.Norb Smalley: Hm?Donald Deruty: Yeah, I was worried that he suffered a concussion or something, and I couldn't handle that sort of stress.The two play a bit of tug of war with the file. Norb Smalley: Ok, sire.Donald Deruty: Let me read here, hmm, says they found the - OH!D-Days Sweet Tea is spilled all over his lap off the table. Norb who is half way across the room slowly puts his fingers down. Donald Deruty: Aww shit, well I just bought these slacks!Norb takes the file from Deruty as he stands up to grab napkins. We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 14, 2020 18:30:15 GMT -5
Main Event
Teo Blaze & Kaz Mazy vs. Dragon Skrue(c)
The lights begin flashing wildly, alternating between plain white light and dark red shades, as a haunting, almost sinister sound fills the arena. Suddenly, a roaring guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as a crash of static appears on the screens, followed by a message: Technical Difficulties, Please do not Adjust your Set. Then, without warning, the static is consumed by a smiling, dark red face as the ramp lights up with a burst of flame! The instant the flames fade, standing in the center, as though the flames themselves had summoned him, is Teo Blaze. He wears a bright red and gold mask over his face, matching the face that appeared on the tron moments ago. He turns towards the ring, his head hanging slightly to one side limply, even unnaturally, then slowly, he reaches up, and with his left hand...he removes the mask to reveal his face, an expression of wild abandon etched across it, a crooked smile showing a row of bright teeth. With a sinister laugh, he begins walking purposefully towards the ring, his eyes wild with anticipation- yet there is a determined swagger in his step, and as he walks up the stairs to the ring, he holds out the mask in front of him with one hand, the smile on his face matching the mask's smile perfectly. Finally, he steps into the ring, stretching loosely and preparing for the match. “Sunlifter” by Misery Signals blares through the arena as fire erupts from the stage and Psycho Vulcan Sentai rises from a lift in the center of the stage. He stands in the middle of the fire as it blazes out from the stage, eventually it recedes and he makes his way down the ramp. Adilene Floyd: On his way to the ring, PSYCHO VULCAN SENTAIIIIIIIIII!!!Psycho Vulcan Sentai leaps up to the apron and stands menacingly staring into the ring. He jumps up and over the top rope, landing on his feet and rolling into the center of the ring. He holds his arms out and his head down. He stands up as his music begins to fade away and awaits his opponent. Jimmy Garcia: Can these two coexist?!JJ Biggs: I hope so!The apocalyptic beats of Battle Royale (Feat. Panther) signal the thunderous arrival of two silhouettes rising up from beneath the stage, their iconic outlines framed against a rolling wall of dry ice and smoke. One is female, dressed in a catsuit carrying a katana, the other is a perfect gentleman, tipping a bowler hat before unsheathing a sword from his ornate black walking stick. Two meteor-like fireworks zoom down from the rafters, exploding before the silhouettes as they walk out from the shadows, revealing themselves to be… Adilene Floyd: At a combined weight of three hundred and twenty pounds, “The Spectral Assassin”, Yūrei! “The Arkham Nightmare”, Archimedes Skrue! Together they are...DRAGON SKRUE!Archimedes and Yurei circle the ring as Skrue scoffs at the dilapidated state of the ring, unimpressed by its questionable upkeep as Yurei flips over the top rope and rolls into the center of the squared circle, spin kicking the air and screaming a fearsome warcry. Meanwhile, Skrue scrapes the heels of his wrestling boots upon the apron and spies the challenge ahead with narrowed, focused eyes. Jimmy Garcia: They've just about beat everyone!JJ Biggs: That they have!DING DING DING Skrue and Teo start out with Skrue getting the upper hand and throwing Teo into the corner and hitting a monkey flip out of the corner and Teo lands on his feet though! Teo comes rushing back but Skrue droptoe holds him into the middle turnbuckle and slaps the back of his head before pulling him up and hitting a russian leg sweep and Skrue rolls to his feet and goes to lock on an arm submission but Teo rolls out of it to the ropes breaking up the momentum. Skrue tags in Yurei. Yurei and Teo go at it! (THIS PART OF THE MATCH WAS LOST AND IM PISSED. Honestly I had like 5 paragraphs of stuff and me and the kids deleted it on accident.)
Skrue dives and tags in Yurei! She comes flying in and hits Kaz with a kick and hits the ropes to hit a hurricanana sending Kaz down! Jimmy Garcia: She's on fire!! This could be it!Kaz gets to his feet but Yurei stuns him with the Dragon Driver!! She pins!! ONE!! TWO!! TEO BUSTS UP THE PIN!! Jimmy Garcia: ANOTHER CLOSE CALL! OH MY!!JJ Biggs: HERE COMES SKRUE!!He picks up Teo and whips him into the ropes but Teo comes back with a dropkick sending Skrue down! Teo kips up to his feet and Yurei throws Teo through the ropes to the apron and comes back to Kaz and hits a knee! Kaz stays put and she turns around and Teo jumps off the ropes hitting a huge springboard forearm to Yurei! She goes down! Teo jumps up and Skrue is up and Teo picks Skrue up like a spinebuster but Kaz jumps up hitting a enziguri to the face of Skrue, and Teo hits a spinebuster! Teo and Kaz are up and Yurei stumbles up to her feet and Kaz grabs her for a ripcord and Teo hits a blazing knee on Yurei and Kaz spins her around and hits Denkō Ken!!! Jimmy Garcia: YUREI IS DOWN!!Kaz covers Yurei!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! SKRUE DIVES OVER AND BREAKS UP THE PINFALL!! Jimmy Garcia: I THOUGHT WE HAD NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!JJ Biggs: I THOUGHT IT WAS THREE, I THOUGHT IT WAS THREE!!Kaz gets to his feet and pulls Yurei up and tags in Teo who gets to the apron and Teo comes in and hits a kick on Yurei and is calling for another Blazing Knee! Teo rushes to the ropes but Skrue hits a spear out of nowhere!! TEO GOES DOWN! YUREI FRONT ROLLS AND GETS TO HER FEET AND SUPERKICKS KAZ OFF THE APRON!! Teo jumps up and shoves Skrue out of the way and gets to Yurei but she hits a kick to the gut but Teo blocks it and shoves her into the turnbuckles! Skrue is getting up and Teo turns to him and goes for a kick but Skrue catches the foot and DRAGONSCREWs him down but YUREI BURSTS OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A SUPERKICK ON TEO AT THE SAME TIME!! Jimmy Garcia: THEY GOT ALL OF IT!!JJ Biggs: THE DRAGONSKRUE!!ONE!! TWO!! KAZ DIVES IN BUT SKRUE STOPS HIM!! THREE!! JJ Biggs: ITS OVER!!Jimmy Garcia: DRAGON SKRUE RETAIN THE CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!DING DING DING Dragon Skrue embrace in the middle of the ring and celebrate with the CW Tag titles after a hard fought battle. Jimmy Garcia: Holy mamma mia! What a Tag Team main event! I thought Kaz and Teo were going to pull it out but it just wasn't enough in the end!JJ Biggs: Kaz and Teo worked well as a team together, proves why they're fighting for the Cruiserweight Championship at Execution!Jimmy Garcia: Absolutely!Teo rolls to the corner and is laying on the turnbuckles. Kaz is on the outside now holding his Cruiserweight Championship. Dragon Skrue hold up their Tag belts and celebrate one more time to a pretty hot crowd. We fade out. Jimmy Garcia: What a huge main event, a HUGE win for Dragon Skrue!JJ Biggs: What a night!
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