Mini Raw Beef #1 Tag Team Chemistry (Butcher's Cut)
Aug 28, 2020 10:49:09 GMT -5
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Post by Carnivore on Aug 28, 2020 10:49:09 GMT -5
OOC: This is just an extended cut of my roleplay 'Mini Raw Beef #1 Tag Team Chemistry, with a slightly different opening that I wanted to post.
Carnivore, wearing a red shirt that reads 'STRONG STYLE HAS ARRIVED' and red shorts, sits in a black chair with a cup of Kool-Aid nearby. The quiet, methodic voice of Carnivore speaks from behind his yellow smileyface mask into the microphone.
"Dear Schorg Bros, HI! It's me...Daniel!"
“I got depressed for no reason that I can think of!”
“It probably has nothing to do with the fact that my tag team ended.”
"I had only gotten out of a long term relationship that crashed and burned like The Hindenburg and I was writhing in a delightful pool of anger, depression, and bitterness…"
"Usual break up emotions and I was just going through the motions and I just needed some distractions until it softened with distance."
"So I start thinking hard, hard as I ever thought before, and the most ingenious plan I have EVER thought of materializes in my mind."
"A plan so mind bendingly flawless that I'm gonna have to sit down after it but there is no time to waste so I execute it immediately."
"Daniel Dream is a completely different person and Daniel Dream pulls it off again, winning the Television Championship."
"Well this is a pleasant turn of events."
"Where was I? Oh yes, tag teaming with Pizza Man."
"I started doubting my ability as a tag team wrestler but I handled it, you don't handle it though. You get someone else to do it for you."
"You needed help because you were afraid of it. The point at hand is I'll beat everyone put against me, by myself."
"Thomas Snow said that The Carnivore Ministry doesn't have tag team chemistry, and you two are genetic twins, do you feel like that gives you the advantage tonight?"
"I don't care how long you've been friends, I don't care if you knew each other since you were kids, I don't care if he's your brother, I don't care if your his, from the ballsacks to the body bags, we just have to do exactly what we’ve been doing up to this point. We’re going to prove to everyone that success we’ve had is more than just a fluke. It doesn't matter if they are The Supervillains in Training or Schorg Bros, we’re going to show that we can be on the same level with them. Our start as a tag team got off a little rocky, but we’ve proven now more than ever that we belong in this division."
"Thomas Snow, I see right through you. You say The Supervillains In Training don't think that we don't belong but I see through your lies like a motherfucking ultrasound."
“Because their cowards.”
"For us? They’ve been dismissing us since the get. I get it. We’ll always be considered the outsiders, the heavyweight tag team in a Cruiserweight Tag Team division."
"We beat The Supervillains In Training, we did it as a straight forward tag team match."
"And last I checked, the Carnivore Ministry, as a tag team, is still undefeated around these parts. Sure, everyone’s going to come up with excuses to save face. They’re going to say we used underhanded tactics, we didn’t “play by the rules”, we didn’t put on some nine star classic tag team match that’s going to be talked about for generations to come. That’s not our style. We get the job done. We produce results."
"Undefeated. Untainted."
"When it comes to Cruiserweight tag teams, it doesn't matter if the they are The Supervillains in Training or you, the Schorg Bros, I will never be more than amused by them."
“I will begin and when I say begin, I mean begin to take anything you got on the matter seriously once I'm no longer undefeated.”
“Even when I begin to quasi-seriously entertain your arguments, you still got to get over the experience inequality.”
"Then and only then will I start seriously entertaining the idea that tag team chemistry is more important than experience."
"Face the facts, anyone who walks through those doors are nice, cute novelty acts compared to me."
"I'm what a professional wrestler should be like, however everyone wants to be catapulted straight to the top without the work."
"I'm carrying this tag team on my back but just because I carry it well, doesn’t mean it’s not heavy."
“But I came here to win championships, I came here to reach the top. And no one, no one is getting in this cult’s way.”
“People in the company wouldn’t be happy about it, but their happiness was the furthest thing from my mind right now.“
"This is a blessing."
"Have a blessed evening."
”This is DJ Carnivore signing off."
The scene fades to black.
Carnivore, wearing a red shirt that reads 'STRONG STYLE HAS ARRIVED' and red shorts, sits in a black chair with a cup of Kool-Aid nearby. The quiet, methodic voice of Carnivore speaks from behind his yellow smileyface mask into the microphone.
"Dear Schorg Bros, HI! It's me...Daniel!"
“I got depressed for no reason that I can think of!”
“It probably has nothing to do with the fact that my tag team ended.”
"I had only gotten out of a long term relationship that crashed and burned like The Hindenburg and I was writhing in a delightful pool of anger, depression, and bitterness…"
"Usual break up emotions and I was just going through the motions and I just needed some distractions until it softened with distance."
"So I start thinking hard, hard as I ever thought before, and the most ingenious plan I have EVER thought of materializes in my mind."
"A plan so mind bendingly flawless that I'm gonna have to sit down after it but there is no time to waste so I execute it immediately."
'DIBS!'
"Daniel Dream is a completely different person and Daniel Dream pulls it off again, winning the Television Championship."
"Well this is a pleasant turn of events."
"Where was I? Oh yes, tag teaming with Pizza Man."
"I started doubting my ability as a tag team wrestler but I handled it, you don't handle it though. You get someone else to do it for you."
"You needed help because you were afraid of it. The point at hand is I'll beat everyone put against me, by myself."
"Thomas Snow said that The Carnivore Ministry doesn't have tag team chemistry, and you two are genetic twins, do you feel like that gives you the advantage tonight?"
"I don't care how long you've been friends, I don't care if you knew each other since you were kids, I don't care if he's your brother, I don't care if your his, from the ballsacks to the body bags, we just have to do exactly what we’ve been doing up to this point. We’re going to prove to everyone that success we’ve had is more than just a fluke. It doesn't matter if they are The Supervillains in Training or Schorg Bros, we’re going to show that we can be on the same level with them. Our start as a tag team got off a little rocky, but we’ve proven now more than ever that we belong in this division."
"Thomas Snow, I see right through you. You say The Supervillains In Training don't think that we don't belong but I see through your lies like a motherfucking ultrasound."
“Because their cowards.”
"For us? They’ve been dismissing us since the get. I get it. We’ll always be considered the outsiders, the heavyweight tag team in a Cruiserweight Tag Team division."
"We beat The Supervillains In Training, we did it as a straight forward tag team match."
"And last I checked, the Carnivore Ministry, as a tag team, is still undefeated around these parts. Sure, everyone’s going to come up with excuses to save face. They’re going to say we used underhanded tactics, we didn’t “play by the rules”, we didn’t put on some nine star classic tag team match that’s going to be talked about for generations to come. That’s not our style. We get the job done. We produce results."
"Undefeated. Untainted."
"When it comes to Cruiserweight tag teams, it doesn't matter if the they are The Supervillains in Training or you, the Schorg Bros, I will never be more than amused by them."
“I will begin and when I say begin, I mean begin to take anything you got on the matter seriously once I'm no longer undefeated.”
“Even when I begin to quasi-seriously entertain your arguments, you still got to get over the experience inequality.”
"Then and only then will I start seriously entertaining the idea that tag team chemistry is more important than experience."
"Face the facts, anyone who walks through those doors are nice, cute novelty acts compared to me."
"I'm what a professional wrestler should be like, however everyone wants to be catapulted straight to the top without the work."
"I'm carrying this tag team on my back but just because I carry it well, doesn’t mean it’s not heavy."
“But I came here to win championships, I came here to reach the top. And no one, no one is getting in this cult’s way.”
“People in the company wouldn’t be happy about it, but their happiness was the furthest thing from my mind right now.“
"This is a blessing."
"Have a blessed evening."
”This is DJ Carnivore signing off."
The scene fades to black.