My Uprising Role Play "Pussy is Motivation"
Aug 21, 2020 4:17:54 GMT -5
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Post by "The Boy Named Sue" Sue Cooley on Aug 21, 2020 4:17:54 GMT -5
Your boy finally lucked out. After getting bailed out of jail at last Cruiser Clash AW’s public relations bitches hooked him up with a rental car under the condition that he be driving it only to and from shows. They said your boy can’t even stop for a piss at a gas station or nuffin’ like dat. They said he ain’t even allowed to speak to anyone in public. Something about lawsuits stacked knee high to a nine foot Indian or some shit. Buncha booshit.
Aight den
So…
Your boy rolls up to the Cha Cha Lounge club in Los Angeles at peak hour at night and it’s jam packed y’all! Sue’s already buzzin’ when he steps out his Ford Fiesta rental and he pisses in the parking lot before heading in wit dat knee dippin hard thug swag.
We cut to sometime later and your boy Sue is slicking his game up on some stupid ass Cali chick at tha bar.
”Guuurl, I’d take ya back to mah crib and tickle your belly button from the inside. I’d give you one dem deep dickin’s Texarkana style. But on the real, yo, I’m kinda scared to cause you might file charges against my penis, like homicide charges, cause he’d murder dat pussy you gotz!”
He clenches his teeth to prepare for the slap but what’s this yall? Your boy DOESN’T GET SLAPPED THIS TIME! The bleary eyed bimbo giggles.
”That was kinda hot not gonna lie dude. Are you one of those type A dude? Alpha as fuck?”
He slicks his chin cool guy style.
”Ho, I be straight A’s up in hur. I’m thug alpha. I’m an Action Wrestler too. Baleeed dat!”
The ho makes some half drunken babble about dat big Uprising event and axes him if he be fightin’ on it. Your boy feels the pressure now. He ain’t booked cause Donald Dipshittery and Shitdigger and Torture be chickenshit fuckbois who be scared to book they bitches against dat boy named Sue. What’s your boy gonna do ya’ll?
”Dayum right I’m fightin’ on it. I be one of the top events up in thur. Now hurry up and gimme dem digits before I don’t want them no mo, ho.”
He whips out his cell. She punches her number in but wit one of dem booshit conditions.
”Here’s my number but don’t bother calling me if you don’t win your fight at that Uprise thing. I’m going to watch it.”
He gives her a thug nod.
”Aight den, keep dat pussy on standby fer me.”
She ambles off half drunkenly and your boy pounds dat bar top with a fist. Now he gotta figger out a match he can actually win and somehow hoodoo it into Uprising.
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Shoot Section
”Yo, dis hur my shoot bit. I wanna shout out to my opponent at Uprising. Your bitch ass is dead. Imma be straight stuntin all over your face boi. I’ve read up on your history foo’ and it’s paper thin like your chances of throwin’ bones with your boy hur and winning. I took out dem bitch ass crooked ass referees on Crusier Clash so I made AW get some better refs who won’t fuck your boy over wit dem fast counts. Ur five feet nothin’, a hunnid and nothin’ pounds, sucka. I is are am the baddest mofucker in Cruiser Clash. The rest be cruiser trash.
Er’since I camed to AW I been left fo dead on side of road, I gots the new-moan-ya and still beat dat eggroll in a mask till dat ref fucked me over, and I done been tazed, beaten by cops, and attacked by scally whacks in the fuckin’ crowd. But you ain’t done shit here bruh. You don’t even exist bruh. I done deleted your ass and you don’t even know it. Your daddy didn’t name you Sue. You ain’t been through the smoke I have bruh. You can’t handle dis smoke. Baleeeed dat!
You prolly wanna win dis scrap but bitch I NEED TO WIN. I gots some hot piece of tail guaranteed to me if I wreck yo ass at Uprising. I be havin’ an ‘uprising’ in my pants just thinkin’ bout dat sweet poon to smash the fuck out of so imma stright 187 yo ass right off jump street. Now fuck all you cuz I need to shit.”
Your boy just ups and leaves the shoot scene and takes a copy of Luke Force’s booshit ass FU magazine as paper to wipe his thug ass with.
OOC: I went over the word count but my opponent is gonna no show so please dont dq me.