Sue Cooley Goes Ham!!!! REVENGE! (unaired footage from Crusi
Aug 18, 2020 2:07:10 GMT -5
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Post by "The Boy Named Sue" Sue Cooley on Aug 18, 2020 2:07:10 GMT -5
OOC: This was partly inspired by Luke Force's AW Magazine article seen here (was gonna do this anyway but LOL'd at the ariticle):
gregoryfoley717.wixsite.com/fusweekly/copy-of-issue-6-articles-2
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Not only is your boy Sue's car still in impound but the cops took his gat and won't give it back. To make matters worse AW still employing punk ass fast counting ref's who once again fast counted him causing him to lose to Bologna De Arena or whatever the fuck his name be. Not only that but during the match the ref assaulted Sue and even allowed a female fan to assault him. Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue, but life is about to be not so easy for some others as well. BALEEED DAT!
We find the boy named Sue thug swaggin' down a corridor pissed the fuck off. He blows by people shoving them aside and knocking papers and foods out of their hands. When he rolls up on a stage crate he rummages it and pulls out a lead pipe. He then walks to a door that reads "REFEREE'S LOUNGE" and kicks that motherfucker open. All of the referee's from Crusier Clash are in there and are totally caught off guard.
Your boy eyes the one who assaulted him in the ring earlier and points the pipe at him like the crow version Sting used to people in WCW.
"MY NAME IS SUE! HOW DO YOU DO! NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!"
The guilty referee is too far away, buffered by several other refs. Sue don't give a fuck tho cause he a thug. He goes ham on er'one. He swings and swings and swings, lead hitting flesh, bone. The sounds of it careening into bodies echoes down the corridor at high volume, only trumped by the sounds of his victims' screams. After moments of the massacre are done he steps out of the room with bloody pipe in hand, his victims groaning and hollering for medical peeps in the background.
He sees Jenna the interviewer down the hallway looking your boy's way with a shocked look on he face.
"Shoooo, hey dur baby gurl."
He throws the lead pipe behind his back into the room then closes the door gently as if nothing happened. He then starts rolling up toward her...
"Yo Jenna, you never telled me where your from? I think you be from Tennessee cause.."
He holds his hand up across his forehead and looks around as if searching in the depth of a horizon.
"You're the only Ten I SEE!"
Before he can go farther he is mass tackled by cops responding to the crime. They beat him down, taze him, and cart him off to jail for the fourth time in a row. And just like with the other arrests, someone within AW bails him out of jail.
Donald Deruty Action Reel Torture Feel free to publicly condemn him and play with it. Maybe the ref's will refuse to ref Sue's matches anymore? Maybe AW has to hire new refs and Sue is forced to pay their salaries?
gregoryfoley717.wixsite.com/fusweekly/copy-of-issue-6-articles-2
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Not only is your boy Sue's car still in impound but the cops took his gat and won't give it back. To make matters worse AW still employing punk ass fast counting ref's who once again fast counted him causing him to lose to Bologna De Arena or whatever the fuck his name be. Not only that but during the match the ref assaulted Sue and even allowed a female fan to assault him. Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue, but life is about to be not so easy for some others as well. BALEEED DAT!
We find the boy named Sue thug swaggin' down a corridor pissed the fuck off. He blows by people shoving them aside and knocking papers and foods out of their hands. When he rolls up on a stage crate he rummages it and pulls out a lead pipe. He then walks to a door that reads "REFEREE'S LOUNGE" and kicks that motherfucker open. All of the referee's from Crusier Clash are in there and are totally caught off guard.
Your boy eyes the one who assaulted him in the ring earlier and points the pipe at him like the crow version Sting used to people in WCW.
"MY NAME IS SUE! HOW DO YOU DO! NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!"
The guilty referee is too far away, buffered by several other refs. Sue don't give a fuck tho cause he a thug. He goes ham on er'one. He swings and swings and swings, lead hitting flesh, bone. The sounds of it careening into bodies echoes down the corridor at high volume, only trumped by the sounds of his victims' screams. After moments of the massacre are done he steps out of the room with bloody pipe in hand, his victims groaning and hollering for medical peeps in the background.
He sees Jenna the interviewer down the hallway looking your boy's way with a shocked look on he face.
"Shoooo, hey dur baby gurl."
He throws the lead pipe behind his back into the room then closes the door gently as if nothing happened. He then starts rolling up toward her...
"Yo Jenna, you never telled me where your from? I think you be from Tennessee cause.."
He holds his hand up across his forehead and looks around as if searching in the depth of a horizon.
"You're the only Ten I SEE!"
Before he can go farther he is mass tackled by cops responding to the crime. They beat him down, taze him, and cart him off to jail for the fourth time in a row. And just like with the other arrests, someone within AW bails him out of jail.
Donald Deruty Action Reel Torture Feel free to publicly condemn him and play with it. Maybe the ref's will refuse to ref Sue's matches anymore? Maybe AW has to hire new refs and Sue is forced to pay their salaries?