Kennedy Matthews v Karlie Nash v Estrella Luiz
Chris Avery: What a bizarre clash we have had so far tonight. It feels so alternate universe-ish.Billy: It’s been all Shitfires and taco sauce for me Chris. Just another night at the booth.Chris Avery: And the night isn’t over as we have three of the best female athletes in Action about to get down and dirty.Billy: That’s the monologue to either a great movie or a great wrestling match!Adilene Floyd: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your special guest commentator of the evening, your former First Lady...MICHELLE OOOOBBBAAAAMMMMAAA!“Hail to the Chief” by Eastman Wind Ensemble starts to play and several “Men in Black” come out, walking two in front, two behind, and two to the sides of Michelle Obama as she waves to the fans and slaps hands with a few people before making her way towards commentary.
Billy: Is she coming over here?!?! Shitfire!Chris Avery: Umm..err...better make sure this tie is presentable.Bill and Chris are stood up by the secret service agents and frisked.
Billy: Shitfire his hands are cold.Chris Avery: I haven’t been manhandled like that since the Philippines.Michelle sits down between Chris and Billy as we slip to a commercial.
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We return to the commentators booth at ring side.
Chris Avery: Do not adjust your sets fans, this is really Michelle Obama next to me and as always, Billy down at the end. We have a hell of a match for you coming up here.Michelle Obama: That’s right Chris, three strong, beautiful women are about to tear into each other. I’m excited to be a part of this.Billy: Shi...errr….Poopfire!Michelle Obama: Don’t stop being you Billy just because I’m here, you beautiful man you. Now bring on the heat!Billy offers her some of his Lamb Taco and Billys Greek Yeehaw BBQ Taco Sauce as we swing to Adilene in the ring.
“Knuckle Up” by Snowgoons blasts in the arena as Karlie steps on the stage with her back to the crowd.
Adilene Floyd: Introducing from St. Paul Minnesota….weighing one hundred and seventy two-pounds,THE PREMIER ATHLETE…..KAAARRRLLIIEEEE NNAAAASSHHH!Karlie walks to the ring ignoring the crowd, her eyes focus on the ring.
Billy: She looks intense tonight.Michelle Obama: She looks intense every night Billy. Here is a woman that knows what she wants and what she likes, and she has the means to get it.She climbs the ropes from the outside, and gives a thumbs down to the fans, then lowers her hood and smirks at the crowd, she steps down from the ropes inside the ring, removes her hoodie and stretches in the corner.
Chris Avery: Karlie Nash is one of the cornerstones of Action Wrestling and on any given week, you don’t know what to expect.Michelle Obama: You can expect her to take you to the limit.The lights go out in the arena as "Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels" begins pumping in the arena.
"Nails, hair, hips, heels, ass fat, lips real
Purse full, big bills, bitch I'm a big deal
Legs, legs, face, eyes, thin waist, thick thighs
You, me, you wish, new phone, who this?
Pussy puss, puss
Give them cunt, cunt, cunt, bitch
Mama yes god when you pop that tongue bitch
This whole club is my runway, run bitch
Y'all five, four, three, twos, I'm a one bitch"
Adilene Floyd: And making her way down the aisle, accompanied by Life, standing 4’11” and weighing in at 95 pounds, hailing from Mexico City, Mexico, here is, “LA PRINCESA” ESTRELLA LLLUUUIIIZZZ!!!Life carries Estrella on one shoulder as she waves to the fans amongst the boos.
Michelle Obama: What is that big man doing here? I understand Life is Hard, but this isn’t about him tonight.Chris Avery: In this triple threat rules atmosphere, Life could be a factor.Billy: Shitfire he’s huge!"Girl, what did that girl just say, girl?
Girl, I don't dance, I work
I don't play, I slay
I don't walk I strut, strut, strut and then sashay (okay)
I don't work for free
No, that's not the tea, hunty (no ma'am)
So make it rain on me, and I might let you see
What you gonna let them see?"
Life lays Estrella down gently on the apron as she gets in and begins dancing as the fans keep booing.
"My nails, hair, hips, heels
Nails, hair, hips, heels
Nails, hair, hips, heels
Nails, hair, hips, heels
Nails, hair, hips, heels
Nails, hair, hips, heels
Nails, hair, hips, heels
Nails, hair, hips, heels"
The music fades as Estrella looks at Karlie standing in the corner. Karlie smirks at her as Life walks around the ring. Our Referee Collin Itdownthemiddle seems to be speaking with Adilene.
Adilene Floyd: Life has been banned from ringside. If he does not leave, Estrelle will forfeit the match and be sent to the back.Huge crowd pop. Estrella is furious, swearing at the ref and Life climbs up on the apron. Karlie wisely leaves the ring and watches from outside. Michelle Obama whispers to one of her men and after a moment, several more secret service agents walk out and enter the ring, along with AW Security. Estrelle looks at them and then over at commentary. She points at Michelle.
Estrella: ¡Maldita vaca gorda, todo esto es tu culpa!
Life is slowly escorted away, looking at Estrella like a lost puppy as the secret service agents and AW Security keep a close eye on him.
Chris Avery: Billy I know my Spanish is lacking, but I’m pretty sure she didn’t call Michelle the best First Lady ever.Billy: I can tell you part of what she said, but not on television.Karlie slides into the ring and her and Estrella circle around each other as Adilene raises the mic.
Adilene Floyd: From London, England, standing 5 feet and 3 inches tall weighing in at 125 lbs. She is KENNEDY MATTHEWS!The intro to "Look at me Now" begins to play as we see highlights of Kennedy Matthews playing on the tron.
"I don't see how you can hate from outside the club
You can't even get in.
Hahahahaha Let Go!"
As the music begins hitting harder we see Kennedy Matthews dancing at the top of the ramp. She smirks as the fans boo.
"Yellow model chick
Yellow bottle sipping
Yellow Lamborghini
Yellow top missing
Yeah, yeah
That shit look like a toupee
I get what you get in ten years, in two days
Ladies love me, I'm on my Cool J
If you get what I get, what would you say?
She wax it all off, Mister Miyagi
And them suicide doors, Hari Kari"
The boos are louder as Kennedy dances to the tempo song. As the beat increases she dances faster.
Michelle Obama: This woman can dance. Wow.Chris Avery: And she can certainly throw down with the meanest of them. Kennedy Matthews is a bonafide contender in Action.Billy: I love this dance. It makes me feel all tingly in my no no box.Chris Avery: oh my god…."Look at me now, look at me now
Oh, I'm getting paper
Look at me now
Oh, look at me now
Yeah, fresher than a motherfucker
Lil n**** bigger than gorilla
'Cause I'm killing every n**** that try to be on my shit
Better cuff your chick if I want her, I can get her
And she accidentally slip and fall on my dick
Oops I said on my dick
I ain't really mean to say on my dick
But since we talking about my dick
All of you haters say hi to it
I'm done"
She slides in the ring and shakes her ass a bit more as the lights come up and the music fades out. Karlie and Estrelle are now staring a hole into the back of Kennedy as she purposely looks over her shoulders at them and shakes her ass a little more. Karlie blows her a kiss and Estrella gives her the finger.
Chris Avery: This is about to get rough Michelle.Michelle Obama: Rough is the reason I am here Chris. In these rough times, we need to support those that support us and Action Wrestling is a big supporter of the people.Billy: Shitfire Indeed!The bell sounds and Karlie looks like she is shot out of a cannon, hitting a huge Unsportsmanlike Conduct on Kennedy that rocks her to the mat. She rolls out and Estrella follows. Estrella sets up and when Kennedy stands, she goes for a super kick, but it's caught by Kennedy who throws her leg down and then drives a knee into the gut of Estrella and here comes Karlie from the ring, diving through the ropes to take out both women.
Michelle Obama: Now that's a premier athlete!Chris Avery: Karlie going into the air in an unorthodox move for her.Karlie pulls Estrella up and rolls her into the ring and follows. Karlie puts the boots to Estrella now, who is covering up the best she can from the relentless assault. Kennedy finally gets to her feet and slides in behind Karlie. Kennedy leaps up and hits a reverse hurricanrana on Karlie.
Billy: SHITFIRE!Chris Avery: Karlie just got spiked!Michelle Obama: This is what Action is all about boys. Pay attention.Kennedy with a quick cover on Karlie, but she doesn’t even get the one count. Kennedy now kneeling over Karlie, she grabs her by the hair and just open hand slaps the taste right out of her mouth. Kennedy turns to Estrella, but she is ready and she hits a super kick out of nowhere! Estrella coves fast too, but she also doesn’t get a one count in the early goings of this match.
Chris Avery: This is a fast paced match so far.Michelle Obama: I know for a fact these women can keep it up, but sooner or later one of them has got to get to the top of the stack and control this match.Billy: top of the stack…..shitfire.Karlie gets to her feet and Estrella is on her. Rights and lefts to the face and Karlie is covering up. Estrella has her in the corner and drives the shoulder into her gut once, twice, thrice for good measure. Karlie stumbles out of the corner and Estrella grabs her head and runs up and around the turnbuckles for a helluva spinning DDT. Cover….
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...kick out!
Chris Avery: That was a DDT that made me dizzy.Billy: Karlie was spiked again on her head. She could be concussed.Estrella gets a bit frustrated, but is up and running to meet Kennedy as she stands. Estrella slides into her feet and knees, knocking her back down. Estrella rolls on top of her and starts to drive elbow shots to the nose of Kennedy. Kennedy has blood coming out of her nose now!
Michelle Obama: This is what I was saying. Estrella is managing the contest now, working over both opponents.Chris Avery: Those strikes are viscous and they will break a nose in a heartbeat.Billy: She looks to have a broken nose now Chris!Estrella looks fired up, running and hitting a basement dropkick to Karlie as she is sitting up. Back to her feet, she turns and Estrella hops over the prone Kennedy and bounces once, twice, Best Moonsault Ever! Cover….
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...2 ½ as Kennedy kicks out!
Chris Avery: What a moonsault!Michelle Obama: The Best. Moonsault. Ever! Like my husband's presidency.Billy: Shitfire and taco sauce!Estrella argues with our referee Collin about that being a three count. Kennedy is shaking out the cobwebs and Karlie is up and she schoolboys Estrella….
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...kick out! Estrella rolls to her feet and kicks at Karlie, but Karlie catches it from her knees and drives into her legs, knocking Estrella to the ground. Karlie crawls over her and starts to throw rights over and over. Karlie to her feet, a little shakily, and she starts to stomp down on a fallen Estrella. Kennedy is using the ropes to climb up and she stumbles over and starts to kick Estrella too.
Chris Avery: Life just got complicated for Estrella!Billy: She needs her large man puppy thing, where is he!Michelle Obama: Currently in an undisclosed location, where he belongs.Kennedy throws a right and hits Karlie, forcing her back. Karlie and Kennedy lunge and lock up and neither one is backing down. Karlie adjusts it, going into a Muay Tai clinch and raining the knees to the face. Butterfly suplex by Karlie and she doesn’t let go, going right into a neck crank on Kennedy. Kennedy looks like she is in lots of pain, her nose is gushing blood and Karlie is cranking hard on her neck. Referee Collin is right there to call it if she taps.
Chris Avery: Look at the sick angle she has Kennedy’s head!Billy: She is gonna snap it Chris!Michelle Obama: This is as great as I thought it would be.Estrella to her feet, off the ropes, basement reverse hurricanrana! Estrella broke up the submission, and caused maximum damage. Karlie rolls out of the ring like the veterean that she is. Estrella covers…
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...kick out by Kennedy. Estrella rolls her on her stomach, holds her head and shoulders and jumps up to drive a knee into the neck of Kennedy. Estrella holds the knee there and grabs her arm, pulling up on it.
Chris Avery: Estrella just looking to cause Kennedy pain any way she can.Michelle Obama: She is being very effective right now.Karlie is outside the ring catching her breath. She lifts up the apron and grabs a hockey stick that has “NASH” in big letters on the white handle tape. Karlie slides in the ring and swings the stick like a bat and whacks Estrella in the back of the head. Estrella lets go of the arm and collapses.
Chris Avery: Thats a high sticking violation.Karlie grabs the handle and near the head of the hockey stick and waits till a hurt Kennedy climbs to her feet and turns, stumbling towards her. Karlie takes off and slams the stick across the throat of Kennedy.
Billy: That's a game ejection for cross sticking!Karlie drives the butt end into the stomach of Estrella and then delivers the same to Kennedy. She pulls Estrella to her feet and using the hockey stick, hits a Russian leg sweep. She then pulls Kennedy to her feet and does the same thing again. The crowd is all over her and she doesn’t care, showing them exactly what she thinks of them. Karlie tosses the stick out and covers Kennedy…
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...kick out! Karlie looks incensed and covers Estrella…
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...2 and 7/8ths as Estrella just gets her shoulder up at the last second. Karlie looks furiated and rolls Estrella over and slaps on Nash-ural Selection! Kennedy to her feet and Karlie is stretched back on Estrella. Reverse Brexit on Karlie! Kennedy covers…
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...kick out by Nash! All three women are collapsed on the apron. Referee Collin checks on all three and isn't sure what to do.
Chris Avery: These women are gonna have to dig deep here.Michelle Obama: This has been a fantastic display of the talent in Action Wrestling.Billy: Someone call in the EMT’s, we are gonna need them.Karlie and Kennedy are getting to their feet. Unsportsmanlike Conduct on Kennedy. Karlie pulls her limp for to her feet and throws her out of the ring. Estrella is starting to stand and Karlie kicks her in the gut. UPPER BODY INJURY! Karlie drives Estrella to the mat and covers…
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Chris Avery: This looks like its the end!2…
Michelle Obama: You got this Karlie!...3!!!
Billy: Shitfire!The bell rings as Karlie gets to her knees and looks exhausted but happy.
Adilene Floyd: Here is the winner of this bout...KARLIE NASH!!The sound of a headset can be heard being set down and Michelle Obama gets into the ring and helps Karlie to her feet to raise her arm in the sky. Karlie looks a bit shocked as Michelle applauds her and Karlie just smiles and blows the First Lady a kiss as she climbs out of the ring to “Knuckle up” sending her up the ramp to the back.
Chris Avery: A first rate win for Karlie Nash. Really having the kind of night that makes our sponsor Philador our proud sponsor Philador!Billy: The Premier Athlete shows us why that name is well deserved.