Trey Bouchet’s Suplay of the Day for CruiserClash 6/22
Jun 22, 2020 22:12:20 GMT -5
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Post by Trey Bouchet on Jun 22, 2020 22:12:20 GMT -5
Trey Bouchet’s Suplay of the Day for CruiserClash 6/22
Trey Bouchet is on the set for his Trey Bouchet Suplay of the Day segment. He’s wearing his #NicestSuplex tee shirt and an expression that can only be described as
Trey: Perplexed. That’s what I am. See, tonight’s CruiserClash has put me in a real bind. Because this week there were five suplexes eligible, but one of those suplexes was countered. By me. Here take a look!
Yūrei attempts a butterfly suplex but Trey Bouchet reverses it into a... suplex.
Jeremiah Gail hits a bicycle kick and grabs Pizza Man as he gets to his feet and executes a Northern Lights suplex
Gail whips Pizza Man across the ring, but Pizza Man reverses and catches Gail with a Pizza Tazz Suplex.
Pizza Man Pizzaclotheslines Gail to the mat and circles around behind him, only to dump him with a Pizza German Suplex
Pizza Man hits a running senton and quickly grabs Gail, nailing three german suplexes
Bouchet shakes his head in confoundment.
Trey: I mean, maybe I could include one of the Whoosh-Whams! from the Wasabi/Flop match to make things more competitive; maaaaayyyybbbbeeee one of those could be a suplex if you squinted and it was dark and you were hopped up on allergy meds. But that doesn’t seem fair does it?
He sighs.
Trey: I suppose Yurei should be given credit for trying to suplex me, right? I mean, no one has been able to catch me in a suplex for years! And she almost pulled it off. It’s just… there’s all this talk in Action lately of how the women are not getting their fair due, and I’m worried some people might think I didn’t include Yurei because I’m part of the cis male hegemony. And that's not true at all. I had to look up what a cis male hegemony is!
Trey contemplates.
Trey: Let’s see it again.
Yūrei attempts a butterfly suplex but Trey Bouchet reverses it into a... suplex.
Trey contemplates some more. Then, he decides.
Trey: I will allow Yurei’s attempted suplex to be eligible for Suplay of the Day. I feel, in this current climate, it would be wrong to plexclude it simply because I was able to reverse the move. So there you are, fans: five nominations from three wrestlers. Who wins Trey Bouchet’s Suplay of the Day for the June 22 CruiserClash? Vote now.